TRRLB :: Volume #1

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Arrived the maple tree forest deep place, Yu Huifei looked for the first grave, then looks to White Impermanence: How to do?” 到了枫树林深处,余会非找了第一块墓,回头看向白无常:“咋搞?” White Impermanence and Black Impermanence almost want not to think, took the slaked lime to draw some lines on the ground, then told everyone: Outside line digs casually, in the line do not move.” 白无常黑无常几乎想都不想,拿着白石灰在地上画出了一些线条,然后告诉大家:“线外面随便挖,线里面别动。” The Yu Huifei ghost has the say/way of profound meaning: What art does your technique have? Is prevents little demon to disturb, is the air/Qi of isolation Yin ghost?” 余会非煞有深意的道:“你这手法有什么讲究么?是防止小鬼捣乱,还是隔绝阴煞之气啊?” White Impermanence one hear, was mad immediately happily: „ The art of skin, wasn't the soul, what fastidious about? 白无常一听,顿时被气乐了:“皮的讲究,魂都不在了,讲究啥呢? What which little demon I want to take a look at to dare actually at this time to disturb...... me to draw is the shape of coffin. 我倒是想看看哪个小鬼敢在这时候捣乱……我画的是棺材的形状。 Prevented you to dig randomly, digs badly the coffin. ” 防止你乱挖,挖坏了棺材。” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语…… Ox-Head said: Ok, made way, was generally irresponsible the wound to you.” 牛头道:“行了,都让开啊,伤到你们概不负责。” During the speeches, Ox-Head both hands extend behind, is similar to draws a sword general, pulls out two big shovels! 说话间,牛头双手伸到身后,就如同拔刀一般,拔出来两把大铁锹! Then this fellow is similar to the human form excavator to be common, shoots first with one hand and then the other, suddenly the soil flutters, big pit one will not have dug. 然后这家伙就如同人形挖掘机一般,左右开弓,一时间泥土翻飞,一个大坑没一会就挖出来了。 That side, Horse-Face also began, he uses a shovel, the speed is not slow, the key point is, his movement very steady , is not rough like Ox-Head. Therefore Horse-Face exactly is mainly processing close to the soil of white line position, so as to avoid damaged the coffin. 那边,马面也动手了,他用一把铁锹,速度也不慢,重点是,他的动作十分的稳、准,并不像牛头那么粗糙。所以马面的活主要是处理靠近白线位置的泥土,免得伤到了棺材。 Black and White Impermanence from the beginning in each tomb linedraw, when here was similar, runs to make final careful processing. 黑白无常一开始是在各个墓地画线,等这边差不多了,就跑回来做最后的细致处理。 Two people strengths are inferior to Ox-Head Horse-Face, but processes carefully lives, the speed is extremely fast, moreover processes unusual is perfect. 两人的力气不如牛头马面,但是处理细致的活起来,速度极快,而且处理的非常完美。 Finally was Howling Celestial Dog, this fellow dug a hole on the ground with the claw from the beginning, the speed was not slow, but discovered afterward like this did a little waste claw, therefore ran back the home, took a shovel to come out. Then with dog head person, is brandishing shovel turning the sod, the speed is merely slower than Horse-Face! 最后就是哮天犬了,这家伙一开始用爪子在地上刨坑,速度也不慢,但是后来发现这样干有点废爪子,于是跑回家去,也拿了一把铁锹出来。然后就跟个狗头人似的,挥舞着铁锹挖地,速度仅仅比马面慢一点而已! Nearby, double grasped the shovel to insert in the ground, on Yu Huifei of foot pedal shovel directly was then scared, stood watched a meeting in that he felt suddenly, oneself did dig these two shovels, as if the significance is not big. 边上,原本双手持铁锹插在地上,然后上脚蹬铁锹的余会非直接就傻眼了,站在那看了一会,他忽然觉得,自己挖不挖这两铁锹,似乎意义不大了。 Therefore, his honorable shut out by everyone, was rushed to let in fresh air at the same time, preventing some people to enter graveyard to see that should not look. 于是,他光荣的被大家嫌弃了,被赶到一边放风去了,防止有人进了墓园子看到不该看的。 However everyone wants to be many obviously, entered Xiulin Village of night, the people on Xiulin street are not many, let alone is this graveyard? 不过大家显然想多了,入了夜的秀林村,就连秀林街上的人都不多,更何况是这墓园子? Yu Huifei squatted after the distant place squatted a meeting, finally set out. 余会非蹲在远处蹲了一会后,最终起身出去了。 Shortly, Yu Huifei brought to come back, inside that the large package slightly is binding is putting several bottles of liquor, in addition cauldron the cooking fish of First Under Heaven fish village, as well as three sack sauce bones, the in addition two large packages roasted the skewer! 没多久,余会非带着大包小裹的回来了,里面放着几瓶酒,外加一大锅的天下第一鱼庄的炖鱼,以及三大袋酱骨头,外加两大包烤串! Yu Huifei is shouting: Brothers, come on, I am first eating!” 余会非嚷嚷着:“兄弟们,加油,我先吃着啊!” The people looked, the climate resulted in the mouth to be askew. 众人一看,顿时气得嘴都歪歪了。 Black Impermanence is shouting directly: Everyone digs a pit in the , one will also bury him.” 黑无常直接嚷嚷着:“大家在边上挖个坑,一会把他也埋了。” The people should, Yu Huifei hurry to change a statement with one voice: Do not misunderstand, I am help everyone look, so as to avoid being gnawed...... yeah yeah...... Brother Gou by the dog, has not said you, do not stare eyeball, hurries to work.” 众人齐声应好,余会非赶紧改口道:“别误会,我就是帮大家看着,免得被狗啃了……哎哎哎……狗哥,没说你啊,别瞪眼珠子,赶紧干活。” Ox-Head Horse-Face and other humanities are the gluttons, sees delicious, even after liquor, immediately the battle efficiency rises dramatically...... 牛头马面等人本就是吃货,一看到有好吃的了,甚至还有酒后,顿时战斗力飙升…… Middle rest time, turned takes a bone in the past, ate fish anything, finally a population sauce bone of one by one, in the hand takes the shovel, sweated profusely...... 中间休息的时候,轮着过去拿个骨头,吃口鱼什么的,最终一个个的人口一根酱骨头,手里拿着铁锹,挥汗如雨…… Yu Huifei looks at this, expressed admiration: Grave mound eats to bake, digs the grave to gnaw the bone, it is estimated that was our also under the day one?” 余会非看着这一幕,啧啧称奇道:“坟头吃烧烤,挖坟啃骨头,估计咱们这也是天下头一遭了吧?” ...... …… A night does not have the words...... 一夜无话…… Next day, with the cry of big cockerel, frigid knock resounds. 第二天,随着大公鸡的叫声,一阵惨烈的敲门声响起。 Thump thump thump!” “咚咚咚!” Who?” Qin Shubao rubbed the forehead to sit, yesterday evening, he rested for contact person around 3 : 00 am. “谁啊?”秦叔宝揉了揉眉心坐了起来,昨天晚上,他为了联系人凌晨 3 点多才睡。 Finally just lay down is pounded the gate, this little is really uncomfortable. 结果刚躺下就被人砸门,这着实有点难受。 The gate opened, red robe Yu Huifei appeared in the entrance. 门开了,一身红袍余会非出现在了门口。 Boss Yu?” Qin Shubao looks at Yu Huifei surprisedly: „Do you ask me to have the matter early?” 余老板?”秦叔宝惊讶的看着余会非:“您这么早找我有事?” Yu Huifei said: Wears the clothes, called your younger sister. Memorial park had an accident!” 余会非道:“穿上衣服,叫上你妹妹。墓园子出事了!” As soon as Qin Shubao listens, immediately was anxious, efficiently wears the clothes, then a foot trampled Qin Shujuan's door, called out: Younger sister, got out of bed!” 秦叔宝一听,顿时急了,三下五除二穿上衣服,然后一脚就踹开了秦淑娟的房门,叫道:“妹妹,起床了!” Yu Huifei just the standing entrance, he thinks that Qin Shubao will knock on a door, has not thought that this fellow is so violent! 余会非刚好站门口,他本以为秦叔宝会敲门呢,没想到这家伙这么暴力! Then Yu Huifei saw, Qin Shujuan wears black pajamas to lie on the bed, the big long leg rides on the quilt, rests is just fragrant. 然后余会非就看到,秦淑娟穿着一身黑色的睡衣躺在床上,大长腿骑在被子上,睡的正香呢。 Finally was frightened to sit by the scoring sound directly, that flash, Yu Huifei felt suddenly, this younger sister is very pretty! 结果被破门声吓得直接坐了起来,那一瞬间,余会非忽然觉得,这妹子很漂亮啊! Because actually not has not worn the clothes to be attractive, but is Qin Shujuan is really a pretty girl. 倒不是因为没穿衣服就漂亮,而是秦淑娟真的是一个漂亮的女孩子。 Yu Huifei cannot think through, how did this girl like putting on that type earth squish the clothes? 只是余会非想不通,这女孩子怎么就喜欢穿那种土了吧唧的衣服呢? After going to earth squish the clothes, this is a stature excellent metropolis beautiful woman! 去了土了吧唧的衣服后,这就是一身材极好的都市丽人啊! What a pity, without and other Yu Huifei excessively appraises, the door was closed. 可惜,没等余会非过多品评呢,房门就被关上了。 Shakes the head, Yu Huifei touches the chin, whispered: That must have 36 D......” 摇摇头,余会非摸了摸下巴,嘀咕道:“那得有36d了吧……” Let the violent anger that Yu Huifei thinks not happen, probably about one minute, Qin Shujuan wore the clothes to clash, met said: Tomb how?” 余会非以为的暴怒没有发生,大概一分钟左右,秦淑娟就穿好了衣服冲了出来,一见面就道:“墓地怎么了?” Yu Huifei said: „...... Your oneself looks.” 余会非道:“呃……你们自己去看吧。” Then three people flushed speedily, directly soars Ninth Floor. 然后三人一溜烟的冲了出去,直奔九楼 Opens the front door, opens the side gate, enters graveyard, directly soars the maple tree forest deep place. 推开大门,打开侧门,进入墓园子,直奔枫树林深处。 Then...... 然后…… My God!” “我的天啊!” Qin Shubao and Qin Shujuan were shocked! 秦叔宝和秦淑娟惊呆了! Two people stand there, only feels the head humming sound! 两人站在那里,只觉得脑瓜子嗡嗡的! What did I see? Am I having a dream?” Qin Shujuan is whispering, then starts to pinch the own thigh. “我都看到了什么?我是在做梦吧?”秦淑娟嘀咕着,然后开始掐自己的大腿。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei smiles: Sore? Can help pinch? My technique adept......” 余会非笑眯眯的道:“疼么?要帮忙掐一下么?我手法娴熟……” Hurts...... rolls!” Qin Shujuan after the sleep talking complied with one generally, responded that spat scolded one. “疼……滚!”秦淑娟如同梦呓一般的应了一声后,反应过来就啐骂了一声。 Yu Huifei shrugs the shoulders saying: Good intention worked as the evil intent......” 余会非耸耸肩膀道:“好心当驴肝肺了……” At present, under maple tree forest, coffin arrangements there, altogether 173, many! 眼前,枫树林下,一口口棺材排列在那里,一共一百七十三口,一个都不少! The key point is, these coffins were not dug obviously by the violence, overall coffin not, because was dug to be damaged by the slightest! 重点是,这些棺材明显不是被暴力挖出来的,整体棺材并没有因为被挖出来而受到分毫的损坏! Also looked, initially encoffinned these heroic deeds time, the coffin that the villagers took was the excellent lumber. Yu Huifei remembers that his grandfather has said that initially many villagers will give oneself is preparing the coffin to let directly, therefore these heroic deeds the place that although buries is not a famed scenery, does not have the excellent tombstone, but coffin board has not dealt with. 同时也看出来了,当初入殓这些英烈的时候,村民们拿出来的棺木都是极好的木材。余会非记得他爷爷说过,当初很多村民直接将给自己备着的棺材让了出来,所以这些英烈虽然葬的地方不是名山大川,也没有极好的墓碑,但是棺材板没有一个是应付的。 Qin Shubao flashing eyes stares at Yu Huifei saying: Boss Yu, is this you do?” 秦叔宝目光炯炯的盯着余会非道:“余老板,这是你做的?” Yu Huifei shows a faint smile saying: This...... is.” 余会非微微一笑道:“这……算是吧。” What is?” Qin Shujuan is puzzled: „Is is, is not, what is?” “什么叫算是吧?”秦淑娟不解:“是就是是,不是就是不是,什么叫算是吧?”
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