Howling Celestial Dog one hear, was hot immediately, held up the claw to begin. 哮天犬一听,顿时火了,举起爪子就要动手。 At this moment, a big fork inserted on his neck directly, then took advantage of opportunity to proceed to hold! 就在这时,一个大叉子直接插在了他的脖子上,然后顺势往前一捅！ Pū! 噗！ The fork sewed Howling Celestial Dog on the wall. 叉子将哮天犬钉在了墙上。 Howling Celestial Dog yelled: „Aiya, do you dare to pinch my neck? Has the skill to put me to get down!” 哮天犬大叫道:“哎呀,你们敢掐我脖？有本事放我下来！” The people rubbish with him, Ox-Head bellows: „Begins, pulls out his!” 众人不跟他废话,牛头大吼一声:“动手,抽丫的！” During the speeches, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence also begin, the Green Dragon Crescent Blade back of the blade, Soul Reaping Chains and Mourning Staff are being one pound to his dog head! 说话间,马面、黑白无常同时动手,青龙偃月刀的刀背、勾魂锁链、哭丧棒对着他那狗头就是一顿砸啊！ Hit bang bang makes noise, sore Howling Celestial Dog pitiful yell. 打的嘭嘭作响,疼的哮天犬嗷嗷惨叫。 Yu Huifei takes up the ground the stool, came up to give the Howling Celestial Dog dog head, then asked: „ Is good your dead dog, but also really dares to begin! 余会非则抄起地上的凳子,上去就给哮天犬的狗头上来了一下,然后问道:“好你个死狗啊,还真敢动手啊！ Ok, you are waiting to me, do not ramble in this below? 行,你给我等着,你不是要在这下面逍遥么？ I make you free and unfettered well. ” 我让你好好逍遥。” Yu Huifei is speaking, has started to write: „ Howling Celestial Dog, the intention murders Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief, and threatened to revolt. 余会非说着话,已经开始写了:“哮天犬,意图谋杀劳改局局长,并且扬言造反。 The so bad disciple, suggested Heavenly Court, the direct Nine Thunders bang top, cut to stand decides. ” 如此恶劣之徒,建议天庭,直接九雷轰顶,斩立决。” Yu Huifei has not said that only thought that on the thigh is holding one group of things. 余会非还没说完呢,只觉得大腿上抱着一团东西。 Lowers the head looked, sees only Howling Celestial Dog to lie on the ground is holding his thigh, the dog head raises, pitiful looks at Yu Huifei. 低头一看,只见哮天犬正趴在地上抱着他的大腿呢,狗头扬起,可怜巴巴的看着余会非。 The key point is, this goods to work loose the fork, makes an effort to pull out the dog head downward the time, the wool was blown much by the fork, on the dog head has gnawed with the dog, very distressed...... 重点是,这货为了挣脱叉子,用力往下抽狗头的时候,毛都被叉子刮下去不少,狗头上就跟狗啃过似的,十分的狼狈…… „Do you do?” Yu Huifei asked. “你干啥？”余会非问。 Howling Celestial Dog bellows: „ Big brother! Later I am your lackey, thief loyal of. 哮天犬大吼一声:“大哥！以后我就是你狗腿子,贼忠诚的那种。 Later you said toward east, I do not feel toward the west! 以后你说往东,我觉得不往西！ You said toward the west, I absolutely not toward east...... ” 你说往西,我绝对不往东……” Yu Huifei by the show operation of this goods, was done directly compels ignorant. 余会非直接被这货的骚操作,干懵逼了。 This thinks that hard stubble, has not thought that is a outwardly strong but inwardly weak fellow. 本以为来了个硬茬子,没想到又是一个外强内怂的家伙。 Thinks of here, Yu Huifei shot a look at Ox-Head subconsciously. 想到这里,余会非下意识的瞥了一眼牛头。 Ox-Head two look at the day, appearance that my anything does not know. 牛头两眼望天,一副,我啥也不知道的样子。 Yu Huifei grins: „How, to know now wrong?” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“咋的,现在知道错了？” „Was wrong! I was absolutely wrong!” Said that Howling Celestial Dog pulls out cigarette to give Yu Huifei: „Big brother you smokes.” “错了！我绝对错了！”说完哮天犬掏出一根烟来递给余会非:“大哥您抽烟。” A Yu Huifei face compels ignorant, this goods were sent to frontier service, actually also brings the smoke? 余会非一脸的懵逼,这货被发配过来,竟然还带着烟？ However Yu Huifei the discovery is not immediately right, does this smoke look familiar? 但是余会非马上就发现不对劲了,这烟咋那么眼熟呢？ „Ignites to the big brother.” Howling Celestial Dog pulls out the cigarette lighter, gives the Yu Huifei ignition. “给大哥点火。”哮天犬掏出打火机,就给余会非点火。 Yu Huifei looks at this cigarette lighter, bang color transparent...... this is not he buys the smoke the time, the sales store boss delivers? 余会非一看这打火机,轰色的透明的……这不是他买烟的时候,小卖部老板送的么？ Above is also printing the complimentary gift two characters! 上面还印着赠品二字呢！ Yu Huifei touches the pocket hastily, my goodness, was stolen unexpectedly! 余会非连忙摸摸口袋,好家伙,竟然被偷了！ „Big brother...... misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!” Howling Celestial Dog turns around to run. “大哥……误会！误会啊！”哮天犬转身就跑。 Yu Huifei took up the ground the stool to pursue: „You halt to me!” 余会非抄起地上的凳子就追了上去:“你给我站住！” „You do not hit my me to halt!” Howling Celestial Dog yelled. “你不打我我就站住！”哮天犬大叫。 „Fuck, you run I to hit you!” “我曹,你跑我就打你！” „I run...... you also to run in any case I.” “那我就跑……反正你也跑不过我。” „I...... Nine Thunders bang top!” Yu Huifei left incurred greatly, must mark misconduct to Howling Celestial Dog. “我……九雷轰顶！”余会非出大招了,又要给哮天犬记过。 Really, next quarter, on Yu Huifei leg one tight, a dog hung. 果然,下一刻,余会非腿上一紧,一条狗挂上去了。 Even this dead dog also collected the head, said: „Eldest child, toward this dozen, toward this dozen of satisfying a craving, the feel very good!” 甚至这死狗还把脑袋凑了上来,道:“老大,往这打,往这打过瘾,手感特别好！” Yu Huifei speechless...... he looked again to Cui Jue, seemed asking: „You determined that this rascal thing is Erlangshen that Howling Celestial Dog?” 余会非再次无语了……他看向崔珏,仿佛在问:“你确定这无赖玩意是二郎神的那条哮天犬？” Cui Jue lets go saying: „This...... is really.” 崔珏一摊手道:“这……真是。” Yu Huifei thorough was speechless, he could not think through, bringing such thing, how Erlangshen to defeat Sun Wukong. 余会非彻底的无语了,他就想不通了,带着这么个玩意,二郎神是如何打败孙悟空的。 Yu Huifei even suspected, this dead dog critical moment will defect, comes a dog's paw to Erlangshen...... 余会非甚至怀疑,这死狗关键时刻会反水,给二郎神来一狗爪子…… Yu Huifei does not have really to want with Howling Celestial Dog to tear to pieces the facial skin, otherwise this dead dog closes in mortal world several hundred years, daily stirs to gather, the Yu Huifei day does not feel better. 余会非也没真想跟哮天犬撕破脸皮,否则这死狗关在人间几百年,天天搅合,余会非的日子也不好过。 The key point is, Yu Huifei likes regarding Erlangshen Yang Jian very much. 重点是,余会非对于二郎神杨戬还是很喜欢的。 before hitting a dog, find out who's its master first, this bore not under the extreme methods. 正所谓打狗看主人,这才忍住了没下死手。 Furthermore, this dog is also the rapidness of sail with the wind, if continues restless, perhaps Yu Huifei really gives him to come to recommend the Nine Thunders bang top, cuts to stand decides. 再者,这狗也是见风使舵的快,如果要是继续闹腾,余会非没准真给他来个推荐九雷轰顶,斩立决。 Casts off the dog's paw of Howling Celestial Dog, Yu Huifei asks: „Ok, you are first treating in this, I come back to look for you again speaking.” 甩开哮天犬的狗爪子,余会非问道:“行了,你先在这待着,我回来再找你说到说到。” Then, Yu Huifei opened the door to run hurriedly. 说完,余会非打开门风风火火的跑了出去。 „Does eldest child, why you go?” The side broadcasts the Howling Celestial Dog sound. “老大,你干嘛去啊？”身边传来哮天犬的声音。 Yu Huifei has a scare, presses firmly between the fingers the mouth of this dead dog to say hastily: „Now starting from, you are a dog, understands? Here is secular world, if you make one know that you will speak, I ensure delivers you Nine Thunders bang top!” 余会非吓了一跳,连忙捏住这死狗的嘴巴道:“现在开始,你就是一条狗,懂么？这里是凡间,你要是让人知道你会说话,我保证,送你九雷轰顶！” Howling Celestial Dog continues to pursue, Yu Huifei gets angry: „Do you want to do?” 哮天犬继续追,余会非怒道:“你要干啥？” „Big brother, you walk, walked can arrange accomodation to me before not?” Howling Celestial Dog asked. “大哥,你走可以,走之前能给我安排个住宿不？”哮天犬问。 Yu Huifei points at a kennel in courtyard saying: „Lives in that.” 余会非指着院子里的一个狗窝道:“住那吧。” Howling Celestial Dog eyeball set upright, called out: „Do I live in that?!” 哮天犬的眼珠子都竖起来了,叫道:“我住那？！” Yu Huifei natural say/way: „Right, that is a kennel. Initially Boss Li for here order issue, specially build. Had not raised the dog......” 余会非理所当然的道:“对啊,那是狗窝啊。当初李老板为了这里的治安问题,特意搭建的。只是一直没养狗而已……” Howling Celestial Dog called out: „I am Heavens Howling Celestial Dog!” 哮天犬叫道:“我可是天上的哮天犬！” „Isn't that the dog?” Yu Huifei asked. “那不也是狗么？”余会非问。 Howling Celestial Dog continues saying: „I mix with True Monarch of Purity and Decency.” 哮天犬继续道:“我可是跟清源妙道真君混的。” „Isn't that the dog?” “那不也是狗么？” Howling Celestial Dog continues saying: „I am Monster Immortal!” 哮天犬继续道:“我可是一个妖仙！” Yu Huifei impatient say/way: „What thing aren't you a dog?” 余会非不耐烦的道:“啥玩意你不也是一条狗么？” Howling Celestial Dog said: „I...... I am not dry! I must live in the room, big room.” 哮天犬道:“我……我不干！我要住房间,大大的房间。” Yu Huifei has no free time to respond him: „Loves!” 余会非没空搭理他:“爱住不住！” Then, Yu Huifei hurried to run out of the courtyard, found the Old Zhang head directly. 说完,余会非赶紧冲出了院子,直接找到了老张头。 „It is not, do you come to do?” A Old Zhang mood is very bad, saw that Yu Huifei was worse, saw that focuses slantingly most looks at him, as if after looking at the big black dog of inferior animal, exploded directly! “不是,你又来干什么啊？”老张头心情很糟糕,看到余会非就更糟糕了,看到那斜着眼中最看他,仿佛在看劣等动物的大黑狗后,直接炸了！ Yu Huifei kicked foot Howling Celestial Dog, then said to Old Zhang: „Rubbish, where before from is climbed mountains by two female and one male who Brother Ping did carry off?” 余会非踢了一脚哮天犬,然后对老张头道:“不废话,之前被平哥带走的两女一男从哪上山了？” Old Zhang vigilant looks at Yu Huifei saying: „ How? That money with no conscience, do you also want to gain? 老张头警惕的看着余会非道:“咋的？那昧良心的钱,你还想赚啊？ What's wrong? 咋？ Not good evildoers, did the uneven distribution of the illicit money, want internal fight? ” 无良匪类,分赃不均,要内斗了？” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „Gets the hell out, if I got the business, they can also come out to look for Brother Ping that grandson from my family shop?” 余会非白了他一眼道:“滚蛋,我要是接了生意,他们还能从我家店子里出来找平哥那孙子？” Old Zhang first hear, seemingly is this truth. Saw Yu Huifei to resist the seduction unexpectedly, bottom line, complexion then attractive many, indignant say/way: „Now this child? one by one doesn't fear death? Doesn't listen to advice?” 老张头一听,貌似是这个道理。见余会非竟然抗住了诱惑,还有底线,脸色这才好看了不少,气愤的道:“现在这孩子都怎么了？一个个的都不怕死么？不听劝呢？” „Do not pull uselessly these, said quickly.” The Yu Huifei direct stopper gives the old man 100. “别扯那些没用的,快说。”余会非直接塞给老头一百块。 The old man is angry: „You, when I am?” Then held in the pocket conveniently. However he noticed immediately the look of that black dog became despises, despises. With this old man dozens years of disciplining insensitivity, was looked by a dog obstinately red...... 老头大怒:“你当我是什么人？”然后顺手揣兜里了。但是他马上就看到那黑狗的眼神变得更加鄙夷、更加的蔑视了。以这老头几十年磨练的厚脸皮,愣是被一条狗看红了……