TRRLB :: Volume #1

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Here spiritual energy, although compares not on the surface Immortal Realm, but also is a good place. “这里的灵气虽然比不上地仙界,但是也算是个不错的地方。 So-called practices martial arts, is actually matches cultivation of version lowly...... 所谓练武呢,其实就是低配版的修行…… Two's truth is the same, through a method, happened to take off/escape by oneself changes, thus was aloof in the past. ” 二者的道理是一样的,通过一种方法,让自身发生脱变,从而超脱于过去。” Yu Huifei looking pensive is nodding...... 余会非若有所思的点着头…… I teach you today one set of Breathing Method Nine Sheaths of the Cicada! “我今天就教你一套呼吸法-蝉九鞘 This could also be cultivation method of top average person in place Immortal Realm. 这在地仙界也算得上顶级的普通人的修炼法门了。 So long as cultivation is appropriate, he can make your body conduct nine times to take off/escape changes, endures the perfect body and spirit fleshly body. 只要修炼得当,他能让你的身体进行九次脱变,将肉身打熬成完美的体魄。 Although cannot compare cultivation, however in this secular world, absolutely was most perfect fleshly body. ” 虽然比不上修行者,但是在这凡间,绝对是最完美的肉身了。” Yu Huifei one hear, the eye started to shine. 余会非一听,眼睛都开始放光了。 Then Cui Jue starts to teach the Yu Huifei mnemonics, as well as how to observe to think, the expiration and inspiration, how integrates within the body spiritual energy, takes off/escapes using the spiritual energy irritation cell evolution changes wait/etc...... 然后崔珏开始教余会非口诀,以及如何观想,吐纳,如何将灵气纳入体内,利用灵气刺激细胞进化脱变等等…… This in the evening, Yu Huifei completed first sitting in meditation of life. 这一晚上,余会非完成了人生的第一次入定。 Also felt for the first time, during the breath had the energy the feeling within the body passing in and out. 也第一次感受到了,呼吸间有能量在体内进出的感觉。 This very mysterious...... 这很神奇…… However Third Floor spiritual energy was too abundant, the time long Yu Huifei a little could not shoulder. 不过三楼灵气太充沛了,时间久了余会非就有点扛不住了。 After three hours, he has to stop, even so, Yu Huifei also felt the body to have some changes. 三个小时后,他就不得不停下来了,纵然如此,余会非也感受到了身体有了些许变化。 Although is not very big, but the waist not sore, neck is not at least sour, the arm leg also had the strength. 虽然不是很大,但是至少腰不疼、脖子不酸,胳膊腿也有力气了。 Goes out, Yu Huifei was being carried the backyard by Ox-Head Horse-Face. 才一出去,余会非就被牛头马面拎着出了后院。 „Do you two do?” Asking that Yu Huifei wonders. “你们两干啥?”余会非纳闷的问道。 Ox-Head said: „ Helps you exercise, you think that your cultivation only does need to sit in meditation on the line? Your body even cultivation to the pinnacle, is still the human fleshly body pinnacle, cannot become an immortal. 牛头道:“帮你锻炼身体啊,你以为你修炼只需要打坐就行啦?你的身体就算修炼到极致,也是人类肉身的极致,成不了仙。 , The light breath expiration and inspiration, the progress was also too slow. 再说了,光呼吸吐纳,进度太慢了。 Today starts you to follow our two hardship strengths! ” 今天开始你跟着我们两个打熬力气!” Then Ox-Head looked for stone to throw to Yu Huifei: Hugging, is following us.” 然后牛头找了一块石头扔给余会非:“抱着,跟我们跑。” Yu Huifei is holding head/number of people big stone, said: Fuck, do I hug him to run?” 余会非抱着人头大的石头,道:“我曹,我抱着他跑?” Right, runs.” Ox-Head said, proceeds to run. “对,跑。”牛头说完,就往前跑去。 Horse-Face to Yu Huifei hehe evil ways: Walked!” 马面余会非嘿嘿一下道:“走了!” Yu Huifei can say anything, has to brace oneself with...... 余会非能说啥,只好硬着头皮跟上去了…… Finally this runs is ten kilometers! 结果这一跑就是十公里! Tired could not bear, Ox-Head makes Yu Huifei stop to sit in meditation for ten minutes, then continues to run. 累的受不了了,牛头就让余会非停下来打坐十分钟,然后继续跑。 Also let alone, Yu Huifei insisted finally obstinately! 还别说,余会非最后愣是坚持下来了! Meanwhile, together form stealthy circling to the Yu Huifei backyard. 与此同时,一道身影鬼鬼祟祟的绕到了余会非家后院。 Paternal grandmother leg, the father was put finally.” This fellow whispered is talking over. “奶奶腿的,老子终于被放出来了。”这家伙嘀嘀咕咕的念叨着。 This person is not others, little thief that initially came out to get money. 这人不是别人,正是当初出来打秋风的小贼 But the life is not good, caught up with drinking Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence, finally was added you to reach an agreement by 800 li (0.5 km) urgently calls. 只不过命不好,赶上了喝酒的牛头马面黑白无常,结果被八百里加急加你说不说好顿招呼。 Afterward oneself crashed in the police vehicle, carried off. 后来自己冲进了警车,被带走了。 Nowadays he came out, inquired knows here opened the inn. 现如今他出来了,一打听才知道这里开了客栈。 The ghosts and gods theme inn, has Black and White Impermanence, moreover some people successfully moved, also all right. 鬼神主题的客栈,有黑白无常,而且还有人成功入住了,也没什么事儿。 He ponders over felt before oneself, should be flickered...... 他一琢磨就觉得自己之前应该是被忽悠了…… Here possibly does not have the ghosts is some cosplay fellows. 这里可能没有鬼都是一些cosplay的家伙。 Without the ghost, he did not fear, this tone said anything must report. 既然没有鬼,那他就不怕了,这口气说什么也得报了。 Now comes out, little thief kept thinking about here. 如今一出来,小贼就惦记上了这里。 The main entrance he has probed, some front courtyard people squat, he does not have the opportunity to go. 正门他试探过了,前院有人蹲守,他没机会进去。 Therefore, ponders over, walks the backyard good. 所以,琢磨来琢磨去,还是走后院的好。 Has a look at all around no one, this little thief was also the skill, two meters high wall, a sprint jumped, relaxed came up. 看看四周没人,这小贼也是身手了得,两米高的墙,一个冲刺跳跃,轻松的就上去了。 He squats in the top, has a look at all around, sneers saying: Today the young master moves your family on remaining lump of excrement!” 他蹲在墙头上,看看四周,冷笑道:“今天小爷把你们家搬得就剩下一坨屎!” Then, he flew high with throwing to turn...... 说完,他凌空一个跟投翻了下去…… Then...... 然后…… He only thought that the under foot as if stepped on one group of skidding things, then the body instantaneous imbalance, planted. 他只觉得脚下仿佛踩到了一团滑溜溜的东西,然后身子瞬间失衡,一头栽了下去。 That flash, his hair set upright, he saw one group darkly, two fist big flying in circles are face upwarding to look at him. 那一瞬间,他头发都竖起来了,他看到一团黑乎乎的,两个拳头大的翔正仰天看他呢。 Putting out a hand of this little thief is indeed flamboyant, the critical moment, extends a hand in a ground racket! 小贼的伸手的确牛逼,关键时刻,伸出一只手在地上一拍! ~! 啪~! Water splash...... 水花…… The flying in circles flower scatters! 翔花四溅! Fuck...... flees thinly!” 我曹……窜稀啊!” little thief angrily roars entire life, still body horizontal, then sees. 小贼一生怒吼,依然身体横了出去,然后就看到。 Mountain?” “山么?” ...... little thief hit on a small flying in circles mountain, time that waited to crawl, he discovered that whole body is the flying in circles whole body. 噗……小贼一头撞进了一座小翔山上,等爬起来的时候,他发现全身上下已经是翔满身了。 Looking all around, seeing only this place is overgrown with weeds, one passes anything unable to see shortly. 环顾四周,只见此地杂草丛生,一眼看过去什么也看不到。 little thief clenched teeth, stood, raised legs...... 小贼一咬牙,站了起来,一抬腿…… ! 噗! fuck...... everywhere!” little thief wants to cry, he discovered where, regardless of toward walks, everywhere is the thunder, big thunder Cangxiao, in the pit has the land mine. 尼玛……到处都是啊!”小贼想哭啊,他发现无论往哪边走,到处都是雷,大雷藏小雷,坑里有地雷。 He is a foot deep foot is shallow, stepped on the land mine to cry to arrive at the wall, used the half-day effort to crawl. 他是一脚深一脚浅,踩着地雷哭着来到了墙边上,费了半天劲才爬上去。 Crossed the wall with great difficulty, falls to the ground, saw that the distant place two big fellow and a small fellow walk slowly. 好不容易翻过了墙,落了地,就看到远处两个大块头和一个小个子缓缓走来。 What is the head is an evil spirit of wear red clothes...... 为首的是一个穿着红衣服的厉鬼…… Too far, under the moonlight can see clearly the outline, cannot see clearly the face. 太远了,月光下能看清轮廓,看不清脸。 However that image was too conspicuous...... 但是那形象太显眼了…… The little thief first thought was the brain made up a picture, that long horn placed the body of that big long face, then his pale say/way: „ 800 li (0.5 km) urgency? Ox-Head Horse-Face...... 小贼第一个念头就是脑补了一个画面,把那个长犄角的放在那个大长脸的身上,然后他脸色苍白的道:“八百里加急?牛头马面…… Really has! ” 真有啊!” Then little thief does not dare to stay to turn around pull Tu to run! 然后小贼再不敢停留转身拔图就跑! Yeah, who is that?” Ox-Head saw him, bellowed. “哎,那是谁啊?”牛头看到他了,大吼一声。 little thief one hear, then looks, saw only big Ox-Head to rush behind, but heard his flavor, will leap up directly in the future ten meter/rice! 小贼一听,回头看去,只见一个大牛头已经冲到了身后,但是一闻他身上的味道,直接往后蹿了十来米! Fuck...... big skatol?” Ox-Head could not have borne shout 'motherfucker'. 我曹……大粪精么?”牛头已经忍不住骂娘了。 No matter little thief that two people were just away from were too near, he sees clearly, that is a vividness, whole face wool Ox-Head! That does not put on make-up absolutely! 小贼才不管那个呢,刚刚两人距离太近了,他看得清清楚楚,那是一个活灵活现,满脸毛的牛头!那绝对不是化妆化的! Real Ox-Head, little thief really feared. 牛头啊,小贼是真怕了。 He rushed to the Xiulin street, then the flying in circles air/Qi soars to the heavens flushed, at this time he saw a police vehicle, he rushes over directly, bringing the weeping voice saying: Policeman, help, I surrendered!” 他一口气冲上了秀林街,然后一路翔气冲天的冲了出去,这时候他看到了一辆警车,他直接就冲了过去,带着哭腔道:“警察叔叔,救命啊,我自首啊!” That car(riage), is that two police, but at this moment, the police go all out is shouting: Do not come, do not come! You halt to me!” 还是那辆车,还是那两警察,只不过此时此刻,那警察拼命的喊着:“你别过来,你别过来!你给我站住!” However that little thief rushed to the police vehicle. 然而那小贼还是冲上了警车。 The vehicle door closes, the police get angry to look at that little thief. 车门关上,那警察黑着脸看着那小贼 little thief pitiful say/way: I...... my calculates that surrendered?” 小贼可怜巴巴的道:“我……我这算自首吧?” The police hehe said: „ Strict, your calculates the assault. 警察呵呵道:“严格来说,你这算袭警。 You give me to get down ~! 你给我下去~! My car(riage)...... ” 我的车啊……” ...... …… At this moment, Yu Huifei and the others take the flashlight to arrive at the backyard, looks that was stepped on flatly, the flatting, rubs place fly in circles. 此时此刻,余会非等人已经拿着手电筒来到了后院,看着那被踩扁,压平,蹭一地的翔们。 Horse-Face the mouth said: Pitifully, I also want to exhibit Primal Chaos Eight Trigrams Array, the result was waste!” 马面吧嗒吧嗒嘴道:“可惜了,我还想摆出个太极八卦阵呢,结果废了!” Yu Huifei horizontal his eyes, what does this goods brain think all day? 余会非横了他一眼,这货脑子整天想什么呢? However Yu Huifei also sympathized with that little thief, this fell into the middle of Primal Chaos Eight Trigrams Array that flying in circles comprised, no wonder uses all might to be able all flying in circles to consider one. 不过余会非也同情了一下那小贼,这掉进了由翔组成的太极八卦阵当中,难怪摸爬滚打能把所有的翔都照顾一遍呢。 This was falls into is not possible to extricate oneself...... 这是陷入阵中不可自拔了…… Until breaking through the formation! 直到破阵而出啊!
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