Therefore Yu Huifei said: „This, I also really must go.” 于是余会非道:“这个,我还真得去一趟。” „, This obviously is not Feast at Hongmen.” Black Impermanence called out. “不是吧,这明显是个鸿门宴啊。”黑无常叫道。 Yu Huifei has not spoken, Cui Jue walked, added the military strategist as Judge, Cui Jue only listened to the few words, has understood the general meaning, said with a smile: „I felt, this matter, Little Yu must go!” 余会非还没说话,崔珏走了出来,作为判官加军师,崔珏只听了三言两语,已经明白了大概的意思,笑道:“我觉得,这件事,小鱼得去！” Black Impermanence the anxious temperament, one hear of this, were anxious immediately: „ Old Cui, doesn't your push toward the fiery pit in Little Yu? 黑无常本就急脾气,一听这个,顿时急了:“老崔,你这不是把小鱼往火坑里推么？ On his small arm calf, the words that a person goes, it is estimated that will be killed. ” 就他这一身小胳膊小腿的,一个人去的话,估计会被打死的。” Cui Jue said with a smile: „I also had not said that makes him go? This time, Old White is invited along, you aid outside!” 崔珏笑道:“我又没说让他一个人去？这次,老白作陪,你在外面接应！” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei knits the brows: „Does Old White also go? If he went, I feared that...... this food ate in the scientific research institute.” 听到这话,余会非皱眉道:“老白也去？他要是去了,我怕……这顿饭得在科研所吃了。” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „ Old White changes a good wrap/sets, the tongue volume goes back, is paler except for the skin, cheek drum some, are actually not different from the normal person. 崔珏摇头道:“老白换一身行套,舌头卷回去,除了皮肤苍白一些,腮帮子鼓一些,其实和正常人没啥两样。 Even Old Black, can still go, but now few appropriate masks. 就算是老黑,也能去的,不过现在少个合适的面具。 Later I give you to make one, when the time comes, bringing the mask to go out, did not have so many to be troublesome. ” 以后我给你们一人做一个,到时候,带着面具出去,也就没那么多麻烦了。” Yu Huifei thinks that Cui Jue said that is indeed feasible. 余会非想想崔珏说的,的确可行。 Therefore several people drew without the fault White Impermanence model/pattern, after explaining the situation, very White Impermanence upheld justice flung the sleeves say/way: „Does not go, was too dangerous.” 于是几个人将白无常范无咎拉了出来,说明情况后,白无常十分仗义的一甩衣袖道:“不去,太危险了。” Yu Huifei compelled immediately ignorant, existence that in the legend, this goods and Black Impermanence incomparably do not uphold justice? 余会非顿时懵逼了,传说中,这货和黑无常不是无比仗义的存在么？ How to his such pit? 怎么到他这就这么坑了？ Then Yu Huifei discovered, the eye of White Impermanence this goods is slanting, the target direction, before impressively is , one side Ox-Head places that bag meat! 然后余会非发现,白无常这货的眼睛一直是斜着的,目标方向,赫然是之前牛头放在一边的那一袋子肉！ The Yu Huifei second understood, coughs a sound said: „Old White, you follow me, we go to the hotel to eat. Does the hotel understand? Was you in the ancient times......” 余会非秒懂了,干咳一声道:“老白啊,你跟我走,我们去饭店吃。饭店懂么？就是你们古代……” „Michelin several stars?” White Impermanence asked. “米其林几星的？”白无常问。 Yu Huifei stares immediately, later thinks, this goods walk in mortal world year to year, the understanding mortal world are perhaps more than him! 余会非顿时一愣,随后才想起来,这货常年在人间行走,对人间的了解没准比他还多呢！ Yu Huifei scratches the head saying: Signboard that „this...... the First Under Heaven fish village, the emperor bestows, it can be said that world most delicious fish. However, without Michelin, does not have the star!” 余会非挠挠头道:“这个……天下第一鱼庄,皇帝赐的牌匾,可以说是天下最好吃的鱼了。不过,没米其林,也没星！” The White Impermanence eyebrow selects: „Can the chef be surnamed Wu?” 白无常眉毛一挑:“那厨子可姓吴？” Yu Huifei surprised say/way: „Do this you know?” 余会非惊讶的道:“这你都知道？” White Impermanence cracks into a smile, just about to speaks, finally the tongue falls directly, curled the tongue hastily. 白无常咧嘴一笑,刚要说话,结果舌头直接掉了下来,连忙卷舌头去了。 Black Impermanence meets to say immediately: „Naturally knows, initially the old man was we carry off. All the way, blows with us a lot......, but, in our opinion, this First Under Heaven moisture content are too many. In the past that wrote the fellow of signboard to him, where arrived writes, his signboard was not valuable.” 黑无常马上接道:“当然知道,当初那老头还是我们带走的呢。一路上,没少跟我们吹……不过,在我们看来,这天下第一水分太多。当年那位给他写牌匾的家伙,走到哪写到哪,他的牌匾不值钱。” Yu Huifei speechless, this did fuck...... also know the business again? It is not good to trick. 余会非再次一阵无语,这尼玛……也太懂行了吧？不好忽悠啊。 However White Impermanence actually patted the shoulder of Yu Huifei saying: „But, Brothers, the critical moment are to stand. Eats the fish is not unimportant, more importantly guarantees you to be safe.” 不过白无常却拍了拍余会非的肩膀道:“不过,兄弟么,关键时刻就是要站出来。吃不吃鱼不重要,重要的是保你平安。” Yu Huifei two turn, the heart said: „I believe your ghost, your old ghost calf, I! Your speech time, did the saliva flow to the chest well?” 余会非两眼一翻,心道:“我信你个鬼啊,你个老鬼犊子,我呸！你丫的说话的时候,口水都流到胸口了好么？” Matter discussed proper, Yu Huifei also felt relieved. 事情商量妥了,余会非也就放心了。 He has seen Ox-Head and Horse-Face battle efficiency, that absolutely valiant compels. 他见过牛头和马面的战斗力,那绝对彪悍的一逼。 Black and White Impermanence and they share the honor, wants to come is not weak. 黑白无常和他们齐名,想来也不会弱了。 Had the powerful bodyguard, Yu Huifei went to bed to sleep directly, only waited to feast in the evening. 有了强大的保镖,余会非直接上床睡觉去了,只等晚上赴宴。 Pours also in the evening, as wipes the golden sunlight to sprinkle on entrance brook, reflects a golden light. 倒也傍晚,随着一抹金色的阳光洒在门口的小河上,反射出点点金光。 The jet black front door opened slowly, Yu Huifei walked, stands on the bridge, stretches oneself said: „Yeah...... comfortable!” 漆黑的大门缓缓打开了,余会非走了出来,站在小桥上,伸了个懒腰道:“哎……舒服！” Yu Huifei behind, with putting on White Impermanence of school uniform. 余会非身后,跟着穿着一身校服的白无常。 Does not have the means that other Yu Huifei clothes White Impermanence to put on is a little short, although this fellow is not grandiose, but the leg is very long. 没办法,余会非别的衣服白无常穿着都有点短,这家伙虽然不壮硕,但是腿很长。 Yu Huifei can only turn the school uniform , in the Heavenly Dynasty, the school uniform is mysterious existence. He is almost multipurpose, can go to school, can sway back and forth everywhere, can participate in the military training, on may attend the national important meeting, getting down may under work at farming, the work site shoulders the gunnysack. 余会非只能将校服翻出来了,要知道,在天朝,校服是一个神奇的存在。他几乎是万能的,可以上学,可以满地打滚,可以参加军训,上可参加国家重要会议,下可下地务农,工地扛麻袋。 The key point is, the school uniform forever is wide large, no matter your stature is much good, wears the school uniform, you are what stature no delicate weak elementary student...... 重点是,校服永远是宽肥大,不管你身材多好,穿上校服,你就是个什么身材都没有的柔弱无力小学生…… Naturally, beyond Ox-Head that example...... 当然,牛头那种算例外…… Therefore, although White Impermanence height one meter more than eight, but he not tall and strong majestic, muscle is streamline, seemingly thin and tall thin and tall, is very symmetrical. Now after wearing this school uniform, immediately turned into the frail scholar. 所以,白无常虽然身高一米八多,但是他并不魁梧雄壮,身上的肌肉是流线型的,看起来瘦高瘦高的,很匀称。如今穿上这校服后,顿时变成了文弱书生。 Yu Huifei looks that White Impermanence that fair and clear face said: „ Met me saying that you were my younger male cousin, but also is attending the high school. Arrived place, let alone words, so as to avoid the tongue falls...... 余会非看着白无常那白净的面庞道:“一会我就说你是我表弟,还在上高中。到了地方,别说话,免得舌头掉出来…… To eat anything, oneself begins. 想吃什么,自己动手。 Should eat, should drink, you're welcome, is not we treats in any case. ” 该吃吃,该喝喝,别客气,反正不是我们请客。” White Impermanence nods , indicating to understand. 白无常点头,表示明白。 Yu Huifei also said to Black Impermanence that outside aids: „Brothers, you rescue to take on, looks for no one's place to squat. Really has an accident, we fall the cup are the numbers!” 余会非又对外面接应的黑无常道:“兄弟,你救担待着点吧,找个没人的地方蹲着。真出了事,咱们摔杯为号！” Black Impermanence nods , indicating to understand. 黑无常点头,表示明白。 However to the place, Yu Huifei and the others compelled ignorant! 但是到了地方,余会非等人懵逼了！ Also does not know where came the gang, is building the platform, the above masters are trying the microphone. 也不知道哪来了一伙人,正在搭台子,上面一个老爷们在试话筒。 Yu Huifei has not thought, stood looked around toward inside in the First Under Heaven fish village entrance, has not seen Sister Wu, he relaxes. 余会非没多想,站在天下第一鱼庄门口往里面张望了一下,没见到吴姐,他松了口气。 Otherwise he also really feared that Sister Wu collected to say some strange words, or began to shoot his buttocks directly...... 否则他还真怕吴姐凑过来说一些古怪的话,或者直接动手弹他屁屁…… The fish village entrance is standing several, the head with the feather duster bludger. 鱼庄门口站着几个,脑袋跟鸡毛掸子似的混混。 Sees Yu Huifei to come, immediately has the feather duster to walk, asked: „Boss Yu?” 看到余会非过来,立刻有个鸡毛掸子走了上来,问道:“余老板？” Yu Huifei nods: „Is I.” 余会非点头:“是我。” „What our Brother Gou invitation is you, has not made you lead the person. Your this, is equal to breaking the rule.” The chicken feather bludger careless say/way. “我们狗哥邀请的是你,可没让你带人啊。你这样,等于破坏规矩啊。”鸡毛混混吊儿郎当的道。 Yu Huifei grinned, smiled, then lifted the hand is a palm of the hand! 余会非咧咧嘴,笑了,然后抬手就是一巴掌！ ! 啪！ The bludger pulled out by Yu Huifei directly ignorant, after transferring one same place, to is bellowing obstinately behind: „Do you dare to hit me?” 那混混直接被余会非抽懵了,原地转了一圈后,愣是对着身后大吼:“你敢打我？” „Turns around.” Yu Huifei helpless reminder. “转过来。”余会非无奈的提醒。 The chicken feather bludger then discovered that oneself shouted wrong direction, the flash then, he sees Yu Huifei to lift the hand, after his decisive jumps, jumped more than two meters directly far! 鸡毛混混这才发现自己喊错方向了,回头的一瞬间,他看到余会非抬手,他果断一个后跳,直接跳了两米多远！ Yu Huifei looks, was happy, this goods had him to hide the Ox-Head potential initially, did not participate in the long jump, what a pity. 余会非一看,乐了,这货有他当初躲牛头的潜力啊,不去参加跳远,可惜了。 However Yu Huifei this time has not begun, but pulled out chewing gum to throw into the mouth, is chewing the chewing gum, light say/way: „ I come to chat with Brother Gou, I with him am even level, what thing are you? 不过余会非这次没动手,而是掏出一个口香糖扔进了嘴里,嚼着口香糖,淡淡的道:“我是来跟狗哥聊的,我跟他算是平级,你算个什么东西？ This is my younger male cousin, the high-school student, how? 这是我表弟,高中生,怎么着？ The security of your crowd of loan-shark Corporation, did a high-school student fear? 你们这一群高利贷公司的保安,连个高中生都怕？ If instigated that does not need to discuss today. ” 要是这么怂,那今天不用谈了。” Then, Yu Huifei turns around to walk. 说完,余会非转身就走。 Heard this saying, the chicken feather bludger wool. 听到这话,鸡毛混混毛了。 Order that he received before to a Yu Huifei demonstration of authority, but should not be overdone, do not make. 他之前收到的命令是给余会非一个下马威,但是别过火,别把人弄走了。 Has not thought, he hasn't done, first pulled out a slap in the face, the gathering place has not looked, matter actually must manage to pound, this also too motherfucking injustice! 万万没想到,他还没干啥呢,先被抽了一耳刮子,场子还没找回来呢,事情却要办砸了,这也太tm冤了！