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Guo Butong continues saying: „ In brief, so many years, I felt to have the wife rather than to have the feeling of empress dowager finally, the life was meaningful. You said, you do have the obligation in me? 苟不同继续道:“总之呢,这么多年,我终于感受到了有老婆而不是有皇太后的感觉了,人生都有意义了。你说,你是不是有大恩于我? Your Brother Gou I am not the good bird, but was also good before, now. 狗哥我不是啥好鸟,但是以前也好,现在也罢。 The nearby areas are casual you to inquire, your Brother Gou I, suffice the loyalty absolutely! 十里八村随便你打听,你狗哥我,绝对够义气! The pig, you remain. 猪,你留着。 Our family/home also two big, for the new year after killed, delivers the meat to come to you. 我们家还有两头大的,过年了杀了之后给你送点肉过来。 This head, you are raising well. 这头呢,你好好养着。 If the heavy snow passed ahead of time, next year fattened up sold or eats that is your matter. 若是大雪提前过去了,明年养肥了卖了或者吃了那是你的事儿。 If the heavy snow anti- does not pass, ate. 如果大雪抗不过去了,就吃了吧。 Even if this delivered the end of the year gift to you ahead of time. ” 这就算提前给你送年礼了。” Be that as it may, but this gift Yu Huifei is really does not want to receive. 话虽如此,但是这礼物余会非是真不想收。 After all, initially Brother Gou help station yard, that was others helps him. 毕竟,当初狗哥帮忙站场子,那是人家帮他。 Yu Huifei is impossible to claim credit...... 余会非不可能居功的…… However the Brother Gou following words made Yu Huifei move, the heavy snow , the ghost knows how long will seal. 不过狗哥后面的话让余会非动心了,大雪将至,鬼知道会封多久。 Has a pig, comparing are not many. 有头猪,比没有强太多了。 Moreover, Liu Xin must come, girls far away came, if really sealing in this, daily with his eating unripened grain vegetable soup? 而且,柳歆也要来,人家女孩子大老远的过来了,真要是给封在这,难道天天跟他吃青菜汤? Therefore Yu Huifei said submissively: This pig I should not want properly speaking, this, the pig I stay behind. When I had......” 于是余会非拱手道:“这猪按理说我不该要,这样吧,猪我留下。等我这有了……” Has your Sir, you said receives! The wife, the pig puts down, we go home!” Guo Butong interrupts the Yu Huifei words directly. “有你大爷,你说收的啊!老婆,猪放下,咱们回家!”苟不同直接打断余会非的话。 Said that two people turned around to walk. 说完两人转身就走了。 Yu Huifei sees this, can say anything, can only shout: „Do Elder Brother and sister-in-law, you have the dinner in this?” 余会非见此,能说啥,只能喊着:“哥哥、嫂子,你们在这吃晚饭呗?” Guo Butong waves saying: „, Your family was too poor.” 苟不同一挥手道:“不了,你家太穷了。” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Sun Daxiang hears this saying, raises legs directly a foot, trampled Guo Butong, ridiculed saying: Spoke well.” 孙大香听到这话,直接抬腿一脚,将苟不同踹开了,笑骂道:“好好说话。” We did not add to bear to you, prepared the boiling year.” “我们就不给你添负担了,都准备熬年啦。” ...... …… That becoming known pig looked Sun Daxiang walked, wants to travel, finally Chinese rhubarb called, immediately in the obediently and honestly entering courtyard. 那大白猪一看孙大香走了,就想跑路,结果大黄一声叫,立刻老老实实的进院子里去了。 Yu Huifei grinned to smile: „Does Chinese rhubarb, eat in my family in the evening?” 余会非咧嘴笑了:“大黄,晚上在我家吃?” At this moment, a distant place old mother hen appears on the street, Chinese rhubarb eye one bright, put down these basic kitchen necessities to turn around to pursue the old mother hen. 就在这时,远处一只老母鸡出现在马路上,大黄眼睛一亮,放下那些油盐酱醋转身就追老母鸡去了。 Yu Huifei speechless, this goods one age, liked pursuing the chicken to expel the dog unexpectedly so much, is not very proper! 余会非一阵无语,这货都一把年龄了,竟然还这么喜欢追鸡撵狗,忒不正经了! Returned to the courtyard, Yu Huifei saw that becoming known pig ran up to near that knobcone, was sideways, started to depend on the tree rubs. 回了院子,余会非就看到那大白猪跑到了那小松树边上,然后一个侧身,就开始靠在树上蹭啊。 The young tree shakes flicker...... 小树晃的忽忽悠悠的…… The above yellow skin bottle gourd soon shook falls. 上面的黄皮葫芦都快要晃掉下来了。 Big eyeball braved, opened mouth must say anything. 眼珠子冒了出来,张嘴就要说什么。 Yu Huifei hurries, pressed it, then the yellow skin bottle gourd on the waist, do not say in a low voice: Has the bystander, do not come out.” 余会非赶紧过去,一把将其按了回去,然后将黄皮葫芦别在了裤腰上,低声道:“有外人呢,别出来。” Big eyeball then stood firm, has not come out, but scolded one: „Can your boy cutt?” 眼珠子这才稳住了,没出来,不过还是骂了一句:“你小子要强拆啊?” Yu Huifei has not responded him, hurried to draw the string the becoming known pig to tow the backyard. 余会非没搭理他,赶紧拉着绳子将大白猪拖后院去了。 The left of backyard two buildings, there is a pigsty. 后院二楼的左边,有一个猪圈。 Before this is, place that the Yu Huifei grandfather raises pigs, as the old gentleman is older, in addition as if more and more Buddha department. Did not eat the meat, does not raise...... 这是以前余会非的爷爷养猪的地方,不过随着老爷子年龄越来越大,再加上自身似乎越来越佛系了。不怎么吃肉了,就不养了…… This pigsty has left uncultivated for many years, inside threw many junks. 这猪圈早就荒废了好多年了,里面扔了不少杂物。 „Is this day of Marshal?” “这是天蓬元帅么?” Yu Huifei enters the backyard, Ox-Head pokes head, stares a pair of cow eye to look that the Yu Huifei behind becoming known pig asked. 余会非才进后院,牛头就探出头来,瞪着一双牛眼看着余会非身后的大白猪问道。 Yu Huifei stares, later understands Ox-Head is saying anything: Do not talk nonsense, this is a pig.” 余会非一愣,随后明白牛头在说啥了:“别胡扯,这就是一头猪。” The Horse-Face also probe head comes out: Day Marshal is also a pig...... that fellow simultaneous developments. This first four legs, it seems like not......” 马面也探头出来:“天蓬元帅也是一头猪啊……不过那家伙两条腿走路。这头四条腿,看来不是了……” Yu Huifei speechless, curious asking: „Is day Marshal really the zhubajie?” 余会非一阵无语,好奇的问道:“天蓬元帅真的是猪八戒?” Horse-Face said: Is the pig boar, is not the zhubajie. The fellow presents one's credentials in Spirit Mountain and Heavenly Court two sides now, Spirit Mountain eats the tribute, Heavenly Court fishes the big fish, the day is comfortable.” 马面道:“是猪刚鬣,不是猪八戒。那家伙现在在灵山、天庭两边挂职,灵山吃贡品,天庭钓大鱼,日子自在着呢。” Yu Huifei eye one bright: „Does he really go to Western Paradise to learn from experienced people?” 余会非眼睛一亮:“他真去西天取过经?” At this time, White Impermanence came back, said with a smile: „ Little Yu, do not ask. 这时候,白无常回来了,笑道:“小鱼,你就别问了。 I know that you must ask anything, right, «Journey to the West» in most contents right. 我知道你要问什么,没错,《西游记》里大多数的内容都没错。 Some places were modified. 只是有些地方被改动了而已。 The person as for why this world can write the matter of another world, before hadn't Old Cui explained to you? 至于为啥这个世界的人能写出另一个世界的事儿,之前老崔不是跟你解释过了么? Is, he writes I help mention with Old Black. ” 还有就是,他写的时候我跟老黑帮着说来的。” Before Yu Huifei speechless......, Old Cui All-Heavens and Myriad Realms shines upon the theory, Yu Huifei listens mysterious. 余会非一阵无语啊……之前老崔诸天万界映照理论,余会非就听的玄乎的很。 Now White Impermanence actually says, Wu Cheng'en writes this time, was he and Black and White Impermanence stands in the nearby unexpectedly helps say. 如今白无常竟然说,吴承恩写这个的时候,竟然是他和黑白无常站在边上帮着说的。 This fuck...... 尼玛…… Yu Huifei thought suddenly the own world outlook was about to crash. 余会非忽然觉得自己的世界观都快崩塌了。 However Yu Huifei asked one curiously: That, Sun Wukong makes a big row hell matter, how do your two brothers feel all right saying that making Wu Cheng'en write down?” 不过余会非还是好奇的问了一句:“那个,孙悟空大闹地府这事儿,你们哥俩是怎么好意思说出来,让吴承恩写下来的?” As soon as two people listen, on the forehead is the heavy lines, scolded: We go to time, just saw that he writes about Western Paradise to learn from experienced people. The front Havoc in Heaven had not seen......, if saw, cancelled directly, but also wrote!” 两人一听,脑门上都是黑线,骂道:“我们去的时候,刚好看到他写到西天取经。前面大闹天宫没看到……要是看到了,直接勾走了,还写个屁啊!” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非哑然…… Good rubbish, came back, hurries to tidy up the pigsty.” Yu Huifei did not think so many. “行了不废话了,都回来了,赶紧收拾猪圈吧。”余会非也不想那么多了。 Now the time is so tight, making the best use of the time works is important. 现在时间这么紧,抓紧时间干活才是重要的。 Everyone begins together, Ox-Head leads the way, Horse-Face follows, efficiently, these junks were cleaned up. 大家一起动手,牛头开路,马面跟着,三下五除二,那些杂物就被清理了出来。 Black and White Impermanence is responsible for careful cleaning up, Yu Huifei follows on the heels. 黑白无常负责细致的清理,余会非跟在后面。 When tidies up was similar, closed/pass the old mother pig directly. 等收拾的差不多了,直接将老母猪关了进去。 Turns off the front door, Yu Huifei looks the becoming known pig that pigsty mumbled, said with a smile: „ Two fellow apprentices, later this was your family/home. The long body that you try hard...... I ensure you do not suffer a loss in my. 关好大门,余会非看着猪圈里哼哼唧唧的大白猪,笑道:“二师兄,以后这就是你的家了。你努力的长身子……我保证你在我这不吃亏。 Sees? 看到没有? These two are your Brother Black and Brother White. 这两是你黑哥白哥 When you got up the cutting board, cooks a pot good meat, making them eat, on road that you got down absolutely easy and comfortable. 等你上了案板,炖出一锅好肉,让他们吃好了,你下去的路上绝对安逸。 Has a look at these two again, this is your Brother Ox and Brother Ma, your reincarnation time, they were responsible for delivering you. 再看看这两,这是你牛哥和马哥,你投胎的时候,他们就负责送你了。 The front courtyard lives in Judge, if he ate your meat to eat happily, the next generation delivers you to throw a good embryo, what didn't you compare to be strong? 还有前院住着一个判官,他要是吃你肉吃开心了,下辈子送你去投个好胎,你不比啥都强么? Gives up a meat, the next generation will enjoy the riches and honor, was this truth. ” 正所谓舍得一身肉,下辈子享富贵,就是这个道理了。” Mumbling...... 哼哼唧唧…… The becoming known pig does not know to understand not to have, in any case turns the pig nose to mumble in that ahem. 大白猪也不知道听懂没有,反正就在那翻着个猪鼻子哼哼唧唧的哼唧着。 Yu Huifei did not count on that it can understand, said so many, is speaks thoughtlessly to talk nonsense to kill the time purely. 余会非也不指望它能听懂,说那么多,纯粹是随口胡扯打发时间。 Yu Huifei opened chicken coop, then old mother hen, duck and big goose stopper altogether. 余会非又将鸡笼子打开了,然后将老母鸡、鸭子、大鹅一股脑的塞了进去。 When these fellows settled, suddenly the backyard lived it up. 等这些家伙都安顿好了,一时间后院就热闹了。 Pig cry that the left mumbled...... 左边哼哼唧唧的猪叫声…… Right giggle , quack, this this/should...... the hen, duck and big goose called, that called one lively. 右边咯咯哒的、嘎嘎嘎、该该该……的母鸡、鸭子、大鹅叫,那叫一个热闹啊。 Looks at this scene, White Impermanence said to Ox-Head and Horse-Face: Brother Ox, Brother Ma, Brother Gou, you looked that this chicken, duck, goose and pig had. Or you three also called two, collected complete?” 看着这情景,白无常牛头马面道:“牛哥、马哥、狗哥,你看这鸡、鸭、鹅、猪都有了。要不你们三也叫两声,凑个全乎?” Go away!” “滚!” Ox-Head and a Horse-Face person of foot trampled White Impermanence. 牛头马面一人一脚将白无常踹开了。 Over the following 1-2 days, which Yu Huifei has not gone. 接下来的一两天,余会非哪也没去。 Mainly did not have how much money, was not good to do. 主要是没多少钱了,也不好干啥了。 Every day squats in the courtyard, the sweeping the graves garden, scratches tombstone anything. 每天就蹲在院子里,扫扫墓园子,擦擦墓碑什么的。 On this day, Yu Huifei saw that in the mountain forest as if there is sound, distant probably saw that what form flashes past in the grove. 这天,余会非看到山林里似乎有动静,远远的好像看到什么身影在林子里一闪而过。 Moreover, Yu Huifei starts to see that the massive sparrow anything's bird in mountain forest started to fly outward, fell completely on the telephone pole and roof in village, suddenly saw the bird excrement like the rain, let the Yu Huifei headache, finally cannot, Yu Huifei throw the roof to come up Howling Celestial Dog, specifically was responsible for driving away bird on the roof. 而且,余会非开始看到大量的麻雀什么的山林里的鸟雀开始往外飞了,落满了村子里的电线杆子、屋顶上,一时间见鸟屎如雨,着实让余会非头疼,最后不得以之下,余会非哮天犬扔房顶上去了,专门负责驱赶自家房顶上的鸟雀。 Goes out, Yu Huifei saw that some village people pasted the big-character poster, this is the Xiulin Village tradition, has the matter, largest -character poster. 出门的时候,余会非看到村口有人贴了大字报,这是秀林村的传统,有事,先大字报。 Again urgently is the tuba...... 再紧急就是大喇叭…… Most urgent time, knocked on a door to ask the person to meet from house to house. 最紧急的时候,就是挨家挨户敲门叫人去开会了。 The Yu Huifei gathering big-character poster place looked, then the brow wrinkled tightly. 余会非凑到大字报处看了看,然后眉头紧皱了起来。 Originally, in the mountain has decreased temperature ahead of time! 原来,山里早就提前降温! Has snowed continuously ten, the heavy snow closes off a mountain area, in the mountain some wild animal hunger were sleepy, start to attempt to shift come to outside. 已经连续下雪十来天,大雪封山,山中野兽有些饥困,开始尝试转移到外面来了。 This big-character poster reminded everyone, paid attention to the security carefully, night time wanted pass/test Haoji to put up as well as front door anything. 这大字报就是提醒大家,小心注意安全,夜晚的时候一定要关好鸡架以及大门什么的。 Yu Huifei thinks sees some shadows that in the back side of the mountain, immediately frowns, the heart said: What coming out wasn't these wild boar?” 余会非想到了在后山看到的一些影子,顿时皱起了眉头,心说:“不会是那些野猪啥的出来了吧?” Yeah, this time beginning of winter was too sudden, many animals do not have to be long the autumn fat, feared that is very unendurable this winter.” “哎,这次入冬太突然了,很多动物都没长好秋膘,怕是很难熬过这个冬天啦。” They cannot boil, must take risks. Then, in the village must be ready in full battle array.” “他们熬不过去,就要铤而走险。接下来,村子里必须严阵以待了。” Heard that the village head has formed the patrol leader in the convener.” “听说村长已经在召集人组建巡逻队了。” This does not have the matter of means that but in the village no nice weapon, it is estimated that...... is also under the point catches beast clip anything.” “这也是没办法的事情,不过村子里没啥像样的武器,估计啊……也就是下点捕兽夹子什么的。” Had a look to say again......” “看看再说吧……” People discuss spiritedly, during the words brings thick worry. 人们议论纷纷,话语间带着浓浓的担忧。 Obviously this time disaster, making these live many years to see the old people and senior hunting households of many storms to realize danger was. 显然这次的灾害,让这些活了许多年头见过许多风浪的老人、老猎户们意识到了危险的所在。 However everyone not scared, after all is the old people who in the mountain grow up, young time who hasn't hit two wolves? 不过大家并没有恐慌,毕竟都是山里长大的老人,年轻的时候谁还没打过两条狼呢? The load returns the thoughts the worry, but did not fear. 担心归担心,但是并不怕。 Reminded the woman and child, in the evening was not allowed to go out. 只是提醒女人和孩子,晚上不准外出。 Third day, night, Yu Huifei is sitting in meditation, suddenly outside hears entire violent wind howling! 第三天,夜里,余会非正在打坐呢,忽然听到外面一整狂风怒号! Sound to terrify, Yu Huifei somewhat restlesses, always feels like must have an accident. 声音瘆得慌,余会非有些心神不宁,总觉得好像要出事似的。
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