In that morning, outside dropped some snow planetesimal sparse, gust blew, was obviously colder. 这天早上,外面稀稀拉拉的落下了一些雪星子,一阵风吹过来,明显冷了很多。 In the morning, Yu Huifei took up the broom to clean the graveyard, finally at noon came back, saw that Cui Jue walked with a laugh, handed over 2000 dollars! 早上,余会非拿起扫把去打扫墓园了,结果中午回来的时候,就看到崔珏笑呵呵的走了过来,递上两千块钱！ Yu Huifei was shocked, then excited asking: „Came the guest?” 余会非愣住了,然后激动的问道:“来客人了？” Cui Jue nods, says with a smile: „Yes, two people, a person of room, live in an evening, tomorrow morning will walk.” 崔珏点头,笑道:“是的,两人,一人一间房,住一晚,明天早上走。” Yu Huifei was wild with joy immediately, was really sleepy some people delivered the pillow, happy! 余会非顿时乐坏了,真是瞌睡了有人送枕头,开心！ Yu Huifei raises one's head, looked at the person in room, that is two male, two people are playing the cell phone, has not noticed Yu Huifei. 余会非伸头过去,看了看屋子里的人,那是两男的,两人正在玩手机呢,也没注意到余会非。 Yu Huifei looks is two men, immediately without the interest, turned around to go out. 余会非一看是两爷们,顿时没兴趣了,转身就出门了。 Now has money, can handle something. 如今有了钱,可以做一些事情了。 Yu Huifei runs to saunter in the village immediately, quick, bought three old mother hens and two ducks. 余会非立刻跑出去在村子里转悠了起来,很快,买了三只老母鸡和两只鸭子。 Will pass by a household of families entrance time, a sad and shrill yelp transmits. 正要路过一户人家门口的时候,一阵凄厉的狗叫声传来。 Yu Huifei looks, sees only a brown small milk dog to be pinched the nape by a big bai'e, one drags randomly...... 余会非看去,只见一条土黄色的小奶狗被一只大白鹅掐着后颈,一顿乱拖呢…… Another big bai'e non-stop under black mouth to the tail of small milk dog. 另一只大白鹅则不停的对小奶狗的尾巴下黑口。 Little fellows sore called, diligently then wanted to nip, but it was too young, did these two village feudal bullies radically, can only call out pitifully again and again. 小家伙疼的嗷嗷叫,努力的回头想要咬回去,不过它太小了,根本干不过这两乡村恶霸,只能惨叫连连。 Yu Huifei sees this, a brow wrinkle, in the past was two feet, expelled two geese. 余会非见此,眉头一皱,过去就是两脚,将两只鹅赶开了。 This Chinese countryside goose is the village feudal bully who becomes famous, this thing not only can guard the family, but also is fierce that becomes famous does not fear to like bullying in addition small and weakly. 这种中国田园鹅是出了名的乡村恶霸,这玩意不仅仅能看家护院,而且是出了名的悍不畏死外加喜欢欺负弱小。 Expelled two big bai'es, that small milk dog crawls immediately, is calling on trouser legs coverings side that shrank Yu Huifei, the small tail in that swung. 赶开了两只大白鹅,那小奶狗立刻爬了起来,嗷嗷叫着缩到了余会非的裤腿身边上,小尾巴在那一摇一摇的。 Two big bai'es are only the strategy retrocede, open wing to raise head, make one to launch the attack to Yu Huifei momentarily the stance. 两个大白鹅只是战略后退,张开翅膀子仰着头,做出一副随时对余会非发起进攻的架势。 At this time, in the courtyard of this person walked an old person. 这时候,这家人的院子里走出来个老人。 The old person said with a smile: „These two domestic animals, bullied little yellow. If the Chinese rhubarb at home, has these two domestic animals to feel better.” 老人笑道:“这两畜生,又欺负小黄了。要是大黄在家,有这两畜生好受的。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Did Old Master Sun, your family Chinese rhubarb give birth?” 余会非笑道:“孙老爷子,你家大黄又下崽子了？” Old Master Sun is in the village the famous raising dog expert, in family's dog ordinary circumstances will not be lower than 13, in his words, 13 are his auspicious number. 孙老爷子是村子里有名的养狗达人,家里的狗一般情况下不会低于十三只,用他的话说,十三是他的吉利数字。 Heard long ago, Old Master Sun in the mountain, was the great hunting household. Where however often walks to have not the wet shoes in the riverside, he had been besieged by the pack of wolves, at that time was 13 dogs joins up to protect him, leading him to break through a tight encirclement, saved the life. 听说早些年,孙老爷子在山里的时候,是一等一的猎户。不过常在河边走哪有不湿鞋的,他曾经被狼群围攻过,当时就是十三只狗联合起来护住了他,带着他杀出重围,保住了性命。 It is said that the son of a bitch who leads, is that Chinese rhubarb that the old gentleman mouth spoke of! 据说,其中带队的狗子,就是老爷子嘴里说到的那只大黄！ But that time Chinese rhubarb was young, now 11 years old, in the middle of the dog, are an elderly person. 只不过那时候的大黄还年轻,现在已经十一岁了,在狗当中,算是一条老寿星了。 However Chinese rhubarb fellow is not always the goods of being free from worry, he seems like active gene exuberant as in within the body, if every day does not go to the mountain to run several, on the contrary is worrying. 不过大黄这家伙从来都不是省心的货,他就好像体内的好动基因过于旺盛似的,每天要是不去山里跑上几圈,反倒是让人担心。 Is good because, as the Chinese rhubarb of Chinese countryside dog, inherited this ethnic group the best quality goods gene in fine bloodline, the physique grandiose beside, incomparable chicken thief! 好在,作为中华田园犬的大黄,继承了这个族群的优良血统中的极品基因,体格壮硕之外,无比的鸡贼！ After all, the intelligent degree of Chinese countryside dog becomes famous in the entire world. 毕竟,中华田园犬的聪明程度在全世界都是出了名的。 Perhaps some people will question why is so intelligent has not seen search-and-rescue team what invocation China countryside dog? 或许有人会质疑,这么聪明为啥没见过搜救队啥的启用中华田园犬呢？ More in food dish? 更多的则是在菜盘子里？ Actually is very simple, because this dog motherfucking was too intelligent! 其实很简单,因为这狗太tm聪明了！ Intelligently to what degree? 聪明到什么程度呢？ Comes across the matter to him intelligently, will calculate the own calculation. 聪明到他遇到事情,会盘算自己的小算盘。 With him in the rural family/home, does not need to train, he understands, so long as came the person to call to end, can ominously be ominous, this called to play one's part, guards the family, lives hand to mouth to eat. 就拿他在农村家里来说,不用训练,他懂的只要来人叫就完了,能多凶就多凶,这叫尽本分,看家护院,混口饭吃。 The person but who if comes is too fierce, oneself cannot be victorious, the breaking away rope that this goods can go all out, then turns around to run. The wide berth yelled, reminded Master to have the enemy to come. This called to not stick one's neck out, rather than other dog like that instigated likely either either rushed is killed. 但是如果来的人太猛,自己打不过,这货就会拼命的挣开绳索,然后转身就跑。保持安全距离大叫,提醒主人有敌人来了。这叫明哲保身,而不是像别的狗那般,要么怂了要么冲上去了被干掉了。 Furthermore, the Chinese countryside dog is deep the hooligan bludger military tactics, this goods can call, can roar, but easily varies to one selects only, only if ninety percent sure. 再者,中华田园犬深得流氓混混兵法,这货可以叫,可以吼,但是轻易不一对一单挑,除非十拿九稳。 When, oneself dog toast numerous time, he on! 什么时候上呢,自己狗多士众的时候,他就上了！ And is in power unforgiving. 而且得势不饶人。 The key point was this goods did not say one had the brothers to call the brothers, without the brothers did not have idea. 重点是这货不是说自家有兄弟就招呼兄弟,没兄弟就没辙了。 Although the Chinese countryside dog of village the internal faction stands in great numbers, but has the united front generally speaking. 全村的中华田园犬虽然内部派系林立,但是总的来说是有统一战线的。 Once discovers the external enemy, a dog called the dog of village with beacon tower, all called! 一旦发现外来敌人,一条狗叫全村的狗就跟烽火台似的,全叫！ Without tying up, the quick village dog is gathering. 若是没拴着,很快全村狗就聚集了。 What at that time can teach the opposite party to be the dog toast numerous, previous quarter instigating the son of a bitch who compelled becomes in that flash very fiercely will also be valiant. 那时候就可以教会对方什么叫狗多士众了,前一刻怂的一逼的狗子也会在那一刹那变得无比勇猛彪悍起来。 This is the Chinese countryside dog, he because of the idiot idea of Master, will not let on him he on. 这就是中华田园犬,他不会因为主人的二逼想法,让他上他就上。 He will ponder the issue...... 他会思考问题…… If this dog throws the police force, is Master points at the front drug dealer to say mostly: „On!” 若是这种狗扔到警队去,多半是自家主人指着前方的毒贩道:“上！” The sons of bitches raise head: „I look at on you, after all you have the spear/gun.” 狗子一仰头:“我看还是你上吧,毕竟你有枪。” ...... …… But the Chinese rhubarb is in the village among all sons of bitches cleverest fine one, Yu Huifei without meeting Howling Celestial Dog, once thinks that this dog was the clever essence in dog. 而大黄就是村子里所有狗子当中最贼精的一个,余会非在没遇到哮天犬的时候,一度以为这狗就是狗中的贼精了。 Has not thought that this bullied such miserable young son-of-a-bitch unexpectedly is the descendant of Chinese rhubarb, this little gives the Chinese rhubarb to throw the dog...... 只是没想到这被欺负的这么惨的小狗崽子竟然是大黄的后代,这有点给大黄丢狗啊…… Yu Huifei and Old Master Sun chatted a meeting, Old Master Sun the somewhat helpless say/way: „ These two geese are not our families/home, initially had been bullied by our family/home Chinese rhubarb. 余会非和孙老爷子聊了一会,孙老爷子有些无奈的道:“这两鹅不是我们家的,当初被我们家大黄欺负过。 These two fellows possibly bore a grudge, so long as the Chinese rhubarb is not at home, runs our family/home to bully the son-of-a-bitch. ” 这两家伙可能记仇了,所以只要大黄不在家,就跑我们家来欺负狗崽子。” Speaking of this, Old Master Sun is one does not know whether to laugh or cry, several animals make such action, is really makes person some not know that should scold should smile. 说到这,孙老爷子也是一阵哭笑不得,几只动物做出这样的举动,实在是让人有些不知道该骂还是该笑。 Yu Huifei is also one speechless...... 余会非也是一阵无语…… At this time lived in Sun Old Master Next door Uncle Deng in ran: „old Sun, did not do right by, these two bastard thing were also restless. Then I cooked them! When the time comes a son-of-a-bitch goose thigh builds up one's health to your family!” 这时候住在孙老爷子隔壁的邓大爷跑了出来:“老孙啊,对不住了,这两混蛋玩意又闹腾了。回头我就把他们炖了！到时候给你们家狗崽子一条鹅大腿补补身子！” Old Master Sun said with a smile: „Does not use, can I also be disgruntled with this gadget? Daily listens to them to be restless, is very interesting.” 孙老爷子笑道:“不用了,我还能跟这玩意儿闹情绪？天天听他们闹腾,也挺有意思的。” However say/way that Uncle Deng heaved a sigh: „My family does not eat the meat on my one, otherwise, really wants to cook them, province always puts to trouble to me.” 不过邓大爷却唉声叹气的道:“我家就我一个不吃肉的,要不然,真想把他们炖了,省的老是给我添麻烦。” Yu Huifei one hear, hurried to call out: „Other, Uncle Deng, you , if not want to raise, how you did sell to me?” 余会非一听,赶紧叫道:“别的啊,邓大爷,你要是不想养了,你卖给我咋样？” Uncle Deng one said: „Sold to you?” 邓大爷一愣道:“卖给你？” Afterward shot a look in Yu Huifei, three chicken two ducks, other things. 随后瞥了一眼余会非手里,三只鸡两只鸭子,还有一些其他的东西。 He smiled immediately: „You determined that can buy my these two geese? When the time comes, don't the chicken duck disaster of your family.” 他顿时笑了:“你确定要买我这两只鹅？到时候,可别把你们家的鸡鸭祸害喽。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: „You looked that my does crack a joke probably? This is not the heavy snow, saves new year's goods. Put your also to be eaten in any case sooner or later, I took first to raise. Later can also have the goose egg to eat......” 余会非笑道:“你看我这像是开玩笑么？这不是大雪将至么,存点年货。反正放你这迟早也是要被吃了的,我就拿回去先养着。以后也能有鹅蛋吃……”