Yu Huifeihmph hmph saying: „Then?”余会非哼哼道:“然后呢?”„Then...... youbury outside try. The outsideincorrectwords, youmustfind the wayto reduce the Third Floorspiritual energycontent, otherwisethisthingpossiblyreallysteadily.”Bigeyeballsaid.
“然后……你埋在外面试试。外面不行的话,那你就得想办法降低三楼的灵气含量了,否则这玩意可能真长不出来了。”大眼珠子道。Yu Huifeistaredhisoneeyesto sayruthlessly: „It, if, Iplantinyouearthsteadily!”余会非狠狠的瞪了他一眼道:“它要是长不出来,我就把你种土里!”Then, Yu Huifeilooked forplaceto dig a pit, threw the seed, covered the earth, sprinkledsails upstream......
说完,余会非找了一块地挖了个坑,将种子扔了进去,盖上土,洒上水……Thisfirst-gradeisonein the morning, the seed is still a sounddoes not havefinally.
这一等就是一上午,结果种子依然是一点动静都没有。Bigeyeballseeshere, was a little afraid, has not waited forYu Huifeito ask, called outhastily: „Iask!”
大眼珠子看到这里,也有点心虚了,没等余会非发问,连忙叫道:“我去问问!”Then, thisgoodssneaked in the yellow skinbottle gourd.
说完,这货就钻进了黄皮葫芦里去了。Shortly, hefled: „Determined, thisseeddoes not have the issue. However, youmustreduce the spiritual energycontent, therefore...... youmustoneselftry to find the solution.”
没多久,他又窜了出来:“确定了,这种子没问题。不过,你必须降低灵气含量,所以……你得自己想办法了。”Yu Huifeionehear, reallywantsto put out a handto choke to deaththisgoods.余会非一听,真想伸手掐死这货。Resultfellowsneaked in the bottle gourddirectly, does not come out.
结果这家伙直接钻进了葫芦里,死活不出来了。Yu Huifeiseesthis, furioussay/way: „Youcome outtome.”余会非见此,气哼哼的道:“你给我出来。”„Does not come out.”Calling out that bigeyeballinstigates.
“不出来。”大眼珠子十分怂的叫道。„Youdo not come out, Iurinatedtowardin!”Yu Huifeiis speakingmusttake off the pants.
“你不出来,我往里撒尿了!”余会非说着话就要脱裤子。Bigeyeballdid not instigate,yelled: „Mykilling a fowlchicken!”
大眼珠子也不怂,大叫道:“那我就割鸡鸡!”Yu Huifeiimmediatelybeen madstraightstamps one's foot......余会非顿时被气的直跳脚……Howeverimmediatelyhesmiled, thattakes up the yellow skinbottle gourd, went outto findinHowling Celestial Dog that the riversidesunnedto look atothersto fish.
不过随即他就笑了,那一把拿起黄皮葫芦,出去找到了在河边晒太阳看着别人钓鱼的哮天犬。„Does?”Howling Celestial Doglooks atYu Huifeito ask.
“干啥?”哮天犬看着余会非问。Yu Huifeithrows the bottle gourd: „Givesyou a chamber pot.”余会非将葫芦扔过去:“给你个尿壶。”Howling Celestial Dogshot a look at a thatbottle gourd: „Your? This was also too narrow, was your thingtooalso small?”哮天犬瞥了一眼那葫芦:“你的?这口也太窄了,你那玩意也太小了吧?”
The Yu Huifeiair/Qi, almost the uselessbottle gourdgives a Howling Celestial Dogclub!余会非气的,差点没用葫芦给哮天犬一棒子!HoweverHowling Celestial Dogsaidimmediately: „Looked that is you are filial pietyyourBrother Gou, thischamber potIreceived. Yeah...... does thisthinglook familiar? Looksto seem like that bottle gourd of ourfamily/home.”
不过哮天犬马上道:“不过看在是你孝敬你狗哥的,这尿壶我收了。哎……这玩意咋那么眼熟呢?看着好像是咱们家的那个葫芦啊。”Yu Huifeisaid: „Is that do youwant?”余会非道:“就是那个,你要不要?”Bigeyeballis shoutinginbottle gourd: „Dead dog do youdare?”
大眼珠子在葫芦里喊着:“死狗你敢?”Whattemperament is Howling Celestial Dogthat? Onehear of thissaying, jumpto sayimmediately: „Fuck, do yourXiaohulubastardsalsodare is so rampantwithBrother Gou? Todaydoes not urinateyou, my name is withyou!”哮天犬那是什么脾气啊?一听这话,顿时跳起来道:“我曹,你个小葫芦崽子也敢跟狗哥这么嚣张?今天不尿你,我跟你姓!”„Believedmeto shearyourchickenchicken!”Bigeyeballthreat.
“信不信我割了你的鸡鸡!”大眼珠子威胁。Howling Celestial Doghehesaid: „I, althoughwas censuredto descend to earth, howeverfleshly bodyskillalso. Youshearalthough, the dogmasterIam longand that's the end! Ido not believe that Iurinateyour, you can also trade a bottle gourdto be inadequate.”哮天犬呵呵道:“我虽然被贬下凡了,但是肉身的本事还在。你尽管割,狗爷我再长一个就是了!我就不信了,我尿你一身,你还能换个葫芦不成。”Yu Huifeilooks that thesetwogoodspinched, felt relieved, turned aroundto walk.余会非看着这两货掐起来了,也就放心了,转身就走了。Nomeeting, hearshears the bigeyeballsad and shrillpitiful yellsoundbehind: „Fuck! Youreallyurinate!”
没一会,就听到身后传来大眼珠子凄厉的惨叫声:“我曹!你真尿啊!”Thenlistens toHowling Celestial Dogto wail: „Fuck, youreallyshear!”
然后就听哮天犬哀嚎一声:“我曹,你真割啊!”
......
……Yu Huifeishakes the head, heisthoroughtookthesetwogoods, playedunexpectedly.余会非摇摇头,他算是彻底的服了这两货了,竟然玩真的了。Ongone backroad, Yu HuifeisawSecond Child Song, thisfellowis pushinghismotorcycleto walkon the road.
回去的路上,余会非看到宋老二了,这家伙正推着他的摩托车在路上走着呢。Yu Huifeilooks atthatmotorcycle, the eyeimmediatelyonebrightly, collects saying: „old did Song, whereyoufromcome back?”余会非看着那摩托车,眼睛顿时一亮,凑过去道:“老宋,你这是从哪回来啊?”Second Child SongthenlooksisYu Huifei, immediatelysaid with a smile: „I, justcame backfrom the place. What's wrong? Has the matter?”宋老二回头一看是余会非,顿时笑道:“我啊,刚从地里回来。咋了?有事儿?”Yu Huifeisaid: „Brothers, can your motorcycleusetaking advantage ofme?”余会非道:“兄弟,你这摩托车能借我用用么?”Second Child Songscratches the head saying: „Does not have the issuetaking advantage ofyouactually, wasthiscar(riage)went bad, caught firedry/doesdoes not travelalsobelches smoke.”宋老二挠挠头道:“借你倒是没问题,就是这车坏了,干着火不跑路还冒烟。”Yu Huifeionehear, was happier: „Had a liking foritto belch smokethismerit, what's wrong? Usestaking advantage ofme?”余会非一听,更高兴了:“就看上它冒烟这个优点了,咋样?借我用用?”„Becoming, youpush. Thensent backtomeon the line.”Second Child Songbut actuallyalsorefreshed, after allinitiallyhad rescuedhislifeinback side of the mountainYu Huifei.
“成,你推走吧。回头给我送回去就行了。”宋老二倒也爽快,毕竟当初在后山余会非救过他的命。Thisbusyis willingto help.
这点忙还是愿意帮的。Yu Huifeiwas impolite, pushes the motorcycleto go home.余会非也不客气,推着摩托车就回家了。Enters the backyard, Yu Huifeishoutsimmediately: „Brother Ox? Brother Ox!”
进了后院,余会非立刻喊到:“牛哥?牛哥!”Ox-Headpokes head from the room, asks: „Does?”牛头从屋子里探出头来,问道:“干啥啊?”Yu Huifeisaid: „Brother Ox, lends a hand, helpingmeliftthisthingtoThird Floorgoes. Iam entire.”余会非道:“牛哥,搭把手,帮我把这玩意抬到三楼去。我整不动。”Ox-Headshot a look at a Yu Huifeithatbrokenmotorcycle, say/way that a faceshuts out: „Whereyoufrompulled outsuchbrokenthing.”牛头瞥了一眼余会非那破摩托车,一脸嫌弃的道:“你从哪掏了这么个破玩意。”Yu Huifeisaid: „Rubbish, thisthingyoulookbroken, thenyouare appropriateancestorto supply.”余会非道:“别废话了,这东西你看着破,回头你就得当祖宗供起来。”Ox-Headcurls the lip saying: „Whenalsomyancestor......, whenHorse-Facealsoalmost.”牛头撇撇嘴道:“还当我祖宗……当马面的还差不多。”During the speeches, Ox-Headwalked.
说话间,牛头走了过来。
The Yu Huifeibending the waistback, both handsholdbehind, said: „Iseveral123, make an efforttogether............”余会非弯腰弓背,双手托着后面,道:“我数一二三,一起用力……呃……”WithoutYu Huifei said that a Ox-Headhandcarriedthatmotorcycle, withshoulderinggunnysack, shoulderedon the shoulderdirectly, was slantinglooks atYu Huifei that the eyeincomparablyis despising: „ShouldersThird Floorto goright?”
没等余会非说完呢,牛头一只手就把那摩托车拎了起来,就跟扛麻袋似的,直接扛肩膀上了,然后斜着眼睛无比鄙视的看着余会非:“扛三楼去对吧?”
The Yu Huifeiforced smile, heforgot a Ox-Headstrangestrength, hewas still shoutinginthatlends a hand, whomlooks down upon?余会非苦笑不已,他忘记了牛头的一身怪力了,他还在那喊着搭把手呢,瞧不起谁呢?It is estimated thatherideson the motorcycle, Ox-Headcan a handcarry!
估计他骑摩托车上,牛头都能一只手拎着走!OnThird Floor, Yu Huifeilooked for a corner, then a foothitsto catch fire the motorcycle!
上了三楼,余会非找了个角落,然后一脚将摩托车打着了火!Onlylistens topit-a-pat the enginesoundto get up, with the exhaust pipeblowoutbillowingblack smoke of motorcycle!
只听突突突的发动机声响起,跟着摩托车的排气管喷出滚滚黑烟!Ox-Headwill draw backdirectlyin the futureseveralsteps, waves saying: „Thiswhatbroken the taste, is really ill-smelling.”牛头直接往后退了好几步,挥挥手道:“这什么破味啊,真难闻。”Yu Huifeipays no attention tohim, butburied the seedin the exhaust pipe to earth, remainingwas......余会非不理他,而是将种子埋在了排气管正对着的土里,剩下的就是等了……Thistime, the seedhad the responsefinally.
这一次,种子终于有反应了。earthsticks outrapidly, then a shootbraved, finally the rapid-growth, grewonemeterto comein childhoodhigh!
土迅速隆起,然后一棵嫩芽冒了出来,最后快速生长起来,一个小时候就长了一米来高!
The eldest child above Guangzhouchild long/grows, fullricefastgrowth, the lookedYu Huifeieyewas straight!
上面的穗子长的老大,一颗颗饱满的大米快速的生长出来,看的余会非眼睛都直了!Twochildhood, the growth of crystalMichebottomwas mature, changes into the golden yellow......
两个小时候,晶米彻底的成长成熟,化为金黄色……Finallyas the windblows, drags, the abovericecrash-bangfellplace!
最后随着风一吹,一阵摇曳,上面的大米哗啦啦的落了一地!Seeshere, Ox-Headsurprisedsay/way: „This...... is this Buddhismcrystalmeter/rice?”
看到这里,牛头惊讶的道:“这……这是佛门晶米吧?”Yu Huifeithensurprisedlooks atOx-Head, asked: „Brother Ox, do youknowthis?”余会非回头惊讶的看着牛头,问道:“牛哥,你认识这个?”Ox-Headsaid: „In the hell, looks atKṣitigarbhakingthatbald-headed thiefto feed the dogwiththis.”牛头道:“在地府,看过地藏王那贼秃用这个喂狗。”Is digging the buttocksinthatcautiously, likepickingtreasuregeneralYu Huifeihearsthissaying, staggersalmostdoes not haveoneto grip the ground! In the heartcursed: „YourSir'sbigeyeball, youfather, when the dogfeeds!”
正撅着屁股在那小心翼翼,如同捡宝贝一般的余会非听到这话,一个踉跄差点没一头扎地上!心中大骂:“你大爷的大眼珠子,你这是把老子当狗喂啊!”Ox-HeadseesYu Huifeithisappearance, scratches the head saying: „Actuallythatcannotbe the dog, after all, Listening Truth is also divine beast.”牛头见余会非这个样子,挠挠头道:“其实那也不能算是狗吧,毕竟,谛听也是神兽。”Yu Huifeihearshere, at heartcomfortablemany.余会非听到这里,心里舒服了不少。Listening Truth, thatisdivine beast.谛听,那可是神兽啊。Mustby the position, be higher than the average person.
要论地位,比普通人高多了。
The meter/rice that thisfelloweats, Yu Huifeialsoeats, poursdoes not calculate that owes.
这家伙吃的米,余会非也吃,倒也不算太亏。Tidied uptheserice, Yu Huifeithought over, indeedhad about 2-3jin (0.5 kg)!
收拾好了那些大米,余会非掂量了一下,的确有2-3斤左右!Seed of crystalmeter/ricecompares the ordinarynortheastriceto wantbig, the golden yellow, somewhatis all over the body insightful.
晶米的种子个头都比普通的东北大米要大一圈,通体金黄色,有些通透。
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