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Yu Huifei hmph hmph saying: Then?” 余会非哼哼道:“然后呢?” Then...... you bury outside try. The outside incorrect words, you must find the way to reduce the Third Floor spiritual energy content, otherwise this thing possibly really steadily.” Big eyeball said. “然后……你埋在外面试试。外面不行的话,那你就得想办法降低三楼灵气含量了,否则这玩意可能真长不出来了。”大眼珠子道。 Yu Huifei stared his one eyes to say ruthlessly: It, if, I plant in you earth steadily!” 余会非狠狠的瞪了他一眼道:“它要是长不出来,我就把你种土里!” Then, Yu Huifei looked for place to dig a pit, threw the seed, covered the earth, sprinkled sails upstream...... 说完,余会非找了一块地挖了个坑,将种子扔了进去,盖上土,洒上水…… This first-grade is one in the morning, the seed is still a sound does not have finally. 这一等就是一上午,结果种子依然是一点动静都没有。 Big eyeball sees here, was a little afraid, has not waited for Yu Huifei to ask, called out hastily: I ask!” 眼珠子看到这里,也有点心虚了,没等余会非发问,连忙叫道:“我去问问!” Then, this goods sneaked in the yellow skin bottle gourd. 说完,这货就钻进了黄皮葫芦里去了。 Shortly, he fled: Determined, this seed does not have the issue. However, you must reduce the spiritual energy content, therefore...... you must oneself try to find the solution.” 没多久,他又窜了出来:“确定了,这种子没问题。不过,你必须降低灵气含量,所以……你得自己想办法了。” Yu Huifei one hear, really wants to put out a hand to choke to death this goods. 余会非一听,真想伸手掐死这货。 Result fellow sneaked in the bottle gourd directly, does not come out. 结果这家伙直接钻进了葫芦里,死活不出来了。 Yu Huifei sees this, furious say/way: You come out to me.” 余会非见此,气哼哼的道:“你给我出来。” Does not come out.” Calling out that big eyeball instigates. “不出来。”大眼珠子十分怂的叫道。 You do not come out, I urinated toward in!” Yu Huifei is speaking must take off the pants. “你不出来,我往里撒尿了!”余会非说着话就要脱裤子。 Big eyeball did not instigate, yelled: My killing a fowl chicken!” 眼珠子也不怂,大叫道:“那我就割鸡鸡!” Yu Huifei immediately been mad straight stamps one's foot...... 余会非顿时被气的直跳脚…… However immediately he smiled, that takes up the yellow skin bottle gourd, went out to find in Howling Celestial Dog that the riverside sunned to look at others to fish. 不过随即他就笑了,那一把拿起黄皮葫芦,出去找到了在河边晒太阳看着别人钓鱼的哮天犬 Does?” Howling Celestial Dog looks at Yu Huifei to ask. “干啥?”哮天犬看着余会非问。 Yu Huifei throws the bottle gourd: Gives you a chamber pot.” 余会非将葫芦扔过去:“给你个尿壶。” Howling Celestial Dog shot a look at a that bottle gourd: Your? This was also too narrow, was your thing too also small?” 哮天犬瞥了一眼那葫芦:“你的?这口也太窄了,你那玩意也太小了吧?” The Yu Huifei air/Qi, almost the useless bottle gourd gives a Howling Celestial Dog club! 余会非气的,差点没用葫芦给哮天犬一棒子! However Howling Celestial Dog said immediately: Looked that is you are filial piety your Brother Gou, this chamber pot I received. Yeah...... does this thing look familiar? Looks to seem like that bottle gourd of our family/home.” 不过哮天犬马上道:“不过看在是你孝敬你狗哥的,这尿壶我收了。哎……这玩意咋那么眼熟呢?看着好像是咱们家的那个葫芦啊。” Yu Huifei said: Is that do you want?” 余会非道:“就是那个,你要不要?” Big eyeball is shouting in bottle gourd: Dead dog do you dare?” 眼珠子在葫芦里喊着:“死狗你敢?” What temperament is Howling Celestial Dog that? One hear of this saying, jump to say immediately: Fuck, do your Xiaohulu bastards also dare is so rampant with Brother Gou? Today does not urinate you, my name is with you!” 哮天犬那是什么脾气啊?一听这话,顿时跳起来道:“我曹,你个小葫芦崽子也敢跟狗哥这么嚣张?今天不尿你,我跟你姓!” Believed me to shear your chicken chicken!” Big eyeball threat. “信不信我割了你的鸡鸡!”大眼珠子威胁。 Howling Celestial Dog hehe said: I, although was censured to descend to earth, however fleshly body skill also. You shear although, the dog master I am long and that's the end! I do not believe that I urinate your, you can also trade a bottle gourd to be inadequate.” 哮天犬呵呵道:“我虽然被贬下凡了,但是肉身的本事还在。你尽管割,狗爷我再长一个就是了!我就不信了,我尿你一身,你还能换个葫芦不成。” Yu Huifei looks that these two goods pinched, felt relieved, turned around to walk. 余会非看着这两货掐起来了,也就放心了,转身就走了。 No meeting, hears hears the big eyeball sad and shrill pitiful yell sound behind: Fuck! You really urinate!” 没一会,就听到身后传来大眼珠子凄厉的惨叫声:“我曹!你真尿啊!” Then listens to Howling Celestial Dog to wail: Fuck, you really shear!” 然后就听哮天犬哀嚎一声:“我曹,你真割啊!” ...... …… Yu Huifei shakes the head, he is thorough took these two goods, played unexpectedly. 余会非摇摇头,他算是彻底的服了这两货了,竟然玩真的了。 On gone back road, Yu Huifei saw Second Child Song, this fellow is pushing his motorcycle to walk on the road. 回去的路上,余会非看到宋老二了,这家伙正推着他的摩托车在路上走着呢。 Yu Huifei looks at that motorcycle, the eye immediately one brightly, collects saying: old did Song, where you from come back?” 余会非看着那摩托车,眼睛顿时一亮,凑过去道:“老宋,你这是从哪回来啊?” Second Child Song then looks is Yu Huifei, immediately said with a smile: I, just came back from the place. What's wrong? Has the matter?” 宋老二回头一看是余会非,顿时笑道:“我啊,刚从地里回来。咋了?有事儿?” Yu Huifei said: Brothers, can your motorcycle use taking advantage of me?” 余会非道:“兄弟,你这摩托车能借我用用么?” Second Child Song scratches the head saying: Does not have the issue taking advantage of you actually, was this car(riage) went bad, caught fire dry/does does not travel also belches smoke.” 宋老二挠挠头道:“借你倒是没问题,就是这车坏了,干着火不跑路还冒烟。” Yu Huifei one hear, was happier: Had a liking for it to belch smoke this merit, what's wrong? Uses taking advantage of me?” 余会非一听,更高兴了:“就看上它冒烟这个优点了,咋样?借我用用?” „Becoming, you push. Then sent back to me on the line.” Second Child Song but actually also refreshed, after all initially had rescued his life in back side of the mountain Yu Huifei. “成,你推走吧。回头给我送回去就行了。”宋老二倒也爽快,毕竟当初在后山余会非救过他的命。 This busy is willing to help. 这点忙还是愿意帮的。 Yu Huifei was impolite, pushes the motorcycle to go home. 余会非也不客气,推着摩托车就回家了。 Enters the backyard, Yu Huifei shouts immediately: Brother Ox? Brother Ox!” 进了后院,余会非立刻喊到:“牛哥牛哥!” Ox-Head pokes head from the room, asks: Does?” 牛头从屋子里探出头来,问道:“干啥啊?” Yu Huifei said: Brother Ox, lends a hand, helping me lift this thing to Third Floor goes. I am entire.” 余会非道:“牛哥,搭把手,帮我把这玩意抬到三楼去。我整不动。” Ox-Head shot a look at a Yu Huifei that broken motorcycle, say/way that a face shuts out: Where you from pulled out such broken thing.” 牛头瞥了一眼余会非那破摩托车,一脸嫌弃的道:“你从哪掏了这么个破玩意。” Yu Huifei said: Rubbish, this thing you look broken, then you are appropriate ancestor to supply.” 余会非道:“别废话了,这东西你看着破,回头你就得当祖宗供起来。” Ox-Head curls the lip saying: When also my ancestor......, when Horse-Face also almost.” 牛头撇撇嘴道:“还当我祖宗……当马面的还差不多。” During the speeches, Ox-Head walked. 说话间,牛头走了过来。 The Yu Huifei bending the waist back, both hands hold behind, said: I several 123, make an effort together............” 余会非弯腰弓背,双手托着后面,道:“我数一二三,一起用力……呃……” Without Yu Huifei said that a Ox-Head hand carried that motorcycle, with shouldering gunnysack, shouldered on the shoulder directly, was slanting looks at Yu Huifei that the eye incomparably is despising: Shoulders Third Floor to go right?” 没等余会非说完呢,牛头一只手就把那摩托车拎了起来,就跟扛麻袋似的,直接扛肩膀上了,然后斜着眼睛无比鄙视的看着余会非:“扛三楼去对吧?” The Yu Huifei forced smile, he forgot a Ox-Head strange strength, he was still shouting in that lends a hand, whom looks down upon? 余会非苦笑不已,他忘记了牛头的一身怪力了,他还在那喊着搭把手呢,瞧不起谁呢? It is estimated that he rides on the motorcycle, Ox-Head can a hand carry! 估计他骑摩托车上,牛头都能一只手拎着走! On Third Floor, Yu Huifei looked for a corner, then a foot hits to catch fire the motorcycle! 上了三楼,余会非找了个角落,然后一脚将摩托车打着了火! Only listens to pit-a-pat the engine sound to get up, with the exhaust pipe blowout billowing black smoke of motorcycle! 只听突突突的发动机声响起,跟着摩托车的排气管喷出滚滚黑烟! Ox-Head will draw back directly in the future several steps, waves saying: This what broken the taste, is really ill-smelling.” 牛头直接往后退了好几步,挥挥手道:“这什么破味啊,真难闻。” Yu Huifei pays no attention to him, but buried the seed in the exhaust pipe to earth, remaining was...... 余会非不理他,而是将种子埋在了排气管正对着的土里,剩下的就是等了…… This time, the seed had the response finally. 这一次,种子终于有反应了。 earth sticks out rapidly, then a shoot braved, finally the rapid-growth, grew one meter to come in childhood high! 土迅速隆起,然后一棵嫩芽冒了出来,最后快速生长起来,一个小时候就长了一米来高! The eldest child above Guangzhou child long/grows, full rice fast growth, the looked Yu Huifei eye was straight! 上面的穗子长的老大,一颗颗饱满的大米快速的生长出来,看的余会非眼睛都直了! Two childhood, the growth of crystal Miche bottom was mature, changes into the golden yellow...... 两个小时候,晶米彻底的成长成熟,化为金黄色…… Finally as the wind blows, drags, the above rice crash-bang fell place! 最后随着风一吹,一阵摇曳,上面的大米哗啦啦的落了一地! Sees here, Ox-Head surprised say/way: This...... is this Buddhism crystal meter/rice?” 看到这里,牛头惊讶的道:“这……这是佛门晶米吧?” Yu Huifei then surprised looks at Ox-Head, asked: Brother Ox, do you know this?” 余会非回头惊讶的看着牛头,问道:“牛哥,你认识这个?” Ox-Head said: In the hell, looks at Kṣitigarbha king that bald-headed thief to feed the dog with this.” 牛头道:“在地府,看过地藏王那贼秃用这个喂狗。” Is digging the buttocks in that cautiously, like picking treasure general Yu Huifei hears this saying, staggers almost does not have one to grip the ground! In the heart cursed: Your Sir's big eyeball, you father, when the dog feeds!” 正撅着屁股在那小心翼翼,如同捡宝贝一般的余会非听到这话,一个踉跄差点没一头扎地上!心中大骂:“你大爷的大眼珠子,你这是把老子当狗喂啊!” Ox-Head sees Yu Huifei this appearance, scratches the head saying: Actually that cannot be the dog, after all, Listening Truth is also divine beast.” 牛头余会非这个样子,挠挠头道:“其实那也不能算是狗吧,毕竟,谛听也是神兽。” Yu Huifei hears here, at heart comfortable many. 余会非听到这里,心里舒服了不少。 Listening Truth, that is divine beast. 谛听,那可是神兽啊。 Must by the position, be higher than the average person. 要论地位,比普通人高多了。 The meter/rice that this fellow eats, Yu Huifei also eats, pours does not calculate that owes. 这家伙吃的米,余会非也吃,倒也不算太亏。 Tidied up these rice, Yu Huifei thought over, indeed had about 2-3 jin (0.5 kg)! 收拾好了那些大米,余会非掂量了一下,的确有2-3斤左右! Seed of crystal meter/rice compares the ordinary northeast rice to want big, the golden yellow, somewhat is all over the body insightful. 晶米的种子个头都比普通的东北大米要大一圈,通体金黄色,有些通透。
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