„Wū wū...... wū wū...... I am quite miserable...... wū wū...... Isoto be how miserable...... wū wū......”
“呜呜……呜呜……我好惨啊……呜呜……我怎么这么惨啊……呜呜……”Thatsoundis off and on, worn outas, onewill floatoneto diverge.
那声音断断续续的,有气无力似的,一会飘来一会散去的。Yu Huifeionehear, the hearttrembles, whole bodyonecold, the goosebumpstook advantage of opportunityhadone, the scalphemp!余会非一听,心头一颤,全身一寒,鸡皮疙瘩顺势就起了一身,头皮都麻了!
The heartsaid: „Fuck! Ran into the demoness? Does not know that is attractive......”
心说:“我曹!难道遇到女鬼了?就是不知道漂不漂亮……”Simultaneouslyin the Yu Huifeibrainis rotatingfast, is thinkingonewill run into the demoness to sayanything.
同时余会非脑子里飞快的转动着,想着一会遇到女鬼该说啥。Canindicate the right person?
要不要表明正身?Hertold that Ox-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanenceare the ownbuddies, hellJudgeCui Juewhatdrinksinoneself?
或者跟她说牛头马面、黑白无常是自己的哥们,地府判官崔珏啥的都在自己家喝酒呢?If the opposite partyputs a oneselfhorse, whatcanbe taken care ofherto throwgoodembryobyownbrothers?
如果对方放自己一马,可以让自家兄弟照顾她投个好胎啥的?WhileYu Huifeiindulges in flights of fancy, thatweeping soundincreasedsuddenly.
正当余会非胡思乱想的时候,那阵哭声忽然变大了。Fromwū wū the sound, turned intocrying alouddirectly!
从呜呜声,直接变成了哇哇大哭!
The soundblasts outin the ear, Yu Huifeiwill frightenin the futurewill fleedirectly, loudly calls out: „Where does little demonfrightenyourgrandfatherinthis?!”
声音就在耳边炸开的,余会非吓得直接往后一窜,大叫一声:“何方小鬼在这吓你爷爷?!”Thatweeping soundstoppedinstantaneously, vanished.
那哭声瞬间就停住了,消失了。Yu Huifeiwhispered: „Fuck, this was little demonbeen uprightto run away in fearbyfather?”余会非嘀咕道:“我曹,这小鬼是被老子一身正气吓跑了么?”Finallyhears a voice of womanto transmit: „Are yousick? Whowas a ghost? You is a ghost!”
结果就听一个女人的声音传来:“你有病吧?谁是鬼了?你才是鬼呢!”Meanwhile, a flashlightshone, Yu Huifeithensees clearly, whatspeechis a girl.
同时,一个手电筒亮了,余会非这才看清楚,说话的是一个女孩。
The girlwears the deepcolorgym suit, squatsin that a pitch-blackhairlowers the head. MatchesthisblackQiagain the blackdim light of night, let aloneYu Huifei, even ifit is estimated thatBlack and White Impermanencenotnecessarilycan seethisgirl.
女孩穿着深颜色的运动服,蹲在那,一头乌黑的头发低着头。再搭配这乌漆嘛黑的夜色,别说余会非了,估计就算黑白无常都不一定看得到这丫头。
The Yu Huifeiforced smilesaid: „Eldest sister, youput onthis, is operating the flashlight. Thiswū wū, scared to deathme......”余会非苦笑道:“大姐,你穿这一身,还是开着手电筒吧。这呜呜呜的,吓死我了……”
The girlwhiteYu Huifeisaid: „Wantsyouto manage?!”
女孩白了余会非一眼道:“要你管?!”Then, herpanting in indignationsetting outwalks, looks at the directionto seem like the direction of village.
说完,她气呼呼的起身就走,看方向似乎是出村子的方向。Thislate at nightvillage?
这三更半夜的出村子?
Is thisgirl'sheartbig?
这女孩的心是得有多大啊?Even if the wolf of back side of the mountaindoes not come out, the ghostknows that the sexual harasser in villagecanjump.
就算后山的狼不出来,鬼知道村子里的色狼会不会蹦出来啊。Yu Huifeidid not feel relieved,with, opened the mouthto saysimultaneously: „Younger sister, youwalkedagainhas the village, perhapsoutsidehad the wolf.”余会非不放心,就跟了上去,同时开口道:“妹子,你再走就出村子了,外面没准有狼。”
The girlthenstaredYu Huifeione saying: „Wantsyouto manage? Somewolvesare good, atemydeath ends all troubles! Is livingin any casetired!”
女孩回头瞪了余会非一眼道:“要你管?有狼才好呢,吃了我一了百了!反正活着累!”Speaking, the girlmorewalksis quicker, Yu Huifeiurgedseveraltimes, thisgirlis not willingto come back.
说着话,女孩越走越快,余会非劝了好几次,这女孩就是不肯回来。Yu Huifeiis helpless, hasto followinbehind.余会非无奈,只好在后面跟着。However the girlmorewalksquickly......
但是那女孩越走越快……Yu Huifeicalled out: „Youleavewalkagain!”余会非叫道:“你别再走啦!”„Iwalk, Iwalk, youmanage?” The girlyelled.
“我就走,我就走,你管的着么?”女孩大叫。Yu Huifeiscratches the head saying: „Youwalkme unable to manage, Iamfeared that no one'splace, Icannot provide lodgingoneself, todaydrinksa much less...... belch......”余会非挠挠头道:“你走我管不着,我是怕到了没人的地方,我管不住自己,今天喝的有点多……嗝……”Such remarks, the girlwithwas displayeddecidedbodytechnique, decidedinstantaneouslyinthat!
此话一出,那女孩就跟被施展了定身术似的,瞬间就定在那了!Yu Huifeisaid: „Or...... do not stop , to continue?”余会非道:“要不……你别停,继续走?”
The girlthenlooked atYu Huifeione: „I...... go home!”
那女孩回头看了余会非一眼:“我……回家!”Then, the girlturns aroundto walktoward the family/home.
说完,女孩转身就往家走。Yu Huifeisaid: „Yeah...... don't...... other. Mythisjustprepared!”余会非道:“哎……别……别的啊。我这刚准备好!”„Go away! Hoodlum!” The girlscoldedone, sped uprunningtoward the family/home.
“滚!臭流氓!”女孩骂了一声,加快往家跑去了。Yu Huifeiwaves saying: „, But alsothinks the bigcourage, gutslittle demon......”余会非一挥手道:“切,还以为多大的胆子呢,胆小鬼……”Hits the liquorbelch, Yu Huifeiis swayingwent home.
打着酒嗝,余会非摇摇晃晃的回家去了。
The resultarrives at the family/homeentrance, discovered that the front dooris openingunexpectedly.
结果一到家门口,发现大门竟然是开着的。Yu Huifeiis very clear, even if the fellows in courtyardmustcome outstillto go through the motions, even ifwalksfront door, should still closesolid, after allin the family/homewere too many fellow of not obviousperson.余会非很清楚,院子里的家伙们就算要出来也是走后门,就算走前门,也会关严实了,毕竟家里太多不可见人的家伙了。Ifopening, thathad the bystanderto come.
如果开着,那就是有外人来了。Yu Huifeiwondered, thislate at night, whocomes totheirshop?余会非就纳闷了,这三更半夜的,谁来他们店子啊?Entered the courtyard, Cui Juesatin the courtyard, sawYu Huifeito come back, hehesaid with a smile: „Just right that Little Yu, youcome back, thisistoday'shouse rent.”
进了院子,崔珏坐在院子里呢,看到余会非回来了,呵呵笑道:“小鱼,你回来的正好,这是今天的房钱。”Yu Huifeisaidstartled: „Didn't Liu Xinwalk?”余会非愕然道:“柳歆不是走了么?”Cui Juesaid: „Justcame a girl, the cryingmakeupto spend, longwithghost, has a scareme. Shemuststay at an inn, Iopened a roomtoher......”崔珏道:“刚刚来了个女孩,哭的妆都花了,长的跟鬼似的,把我都吓一跳。她非要住店,我就给她开了个房间……”Yu Huifeigrins: „Nowadays are the ugly girlssorich?”余会非咧咧嘴道:“这年头丑女都这么有钱么?”Closes the front door, Yu Huifeihas not cared, afterCui Juesaid goodbye, directlyreturns to the roomto sleep.
关上大门,余会非也没在意,和崔珏告辞后,直接回屋睡觉去了。Next day, the skyjustshone, Yu Huifeicrawled.
第二天,天刚刚亮,余会非就爬起来了。Recentlyhadgetting up earlybe used to it, did not get up earlyinsteaduncomfortably.
最近起早起习惯了,不早起反而难受。Washes the facenearthatwell in courtyard, after Yu Huifeishoves open the gate of front courtyardgoes to bathroom, carries the broomto clean the graveyard.
在院子里的那口井边上洗了一把脸,余会非推开前院的门上了个厕所后,拎着扫把就去打扫墓园了。
The sweeping the gravesgardencomes out, isaround 10 : 00 am......
扫完墓园子出来,已经是上午 10 点多了……As the Yu Huifeiphysical qualityis getting better and better, Yu Huifeicleaned the fallen leaf is also more and morespecialized, in additionmaple treealsoquickwas bare, therefore, hecleans the time of graveyardto reducenowbulk.
随着余会非的身体素质越来越好,余会非打扫落叶也是越来越专业了,再加上枫树也快秃了,所以,他现在打扫墓园的时间已经大块的减少了。Comes out, Yu Huifeisaw that a girllies downonhislarge round-backed wooden armchairplays the cell phoneinsunning that does sway.
一出来,余会非就看到一个女孩躺在他的太师椅上在那摇摇晃晃的晒着太阳玩手机呢。Carefullylooked,Yu Huifeithought the opposite partya littlelooks familiar, butdoes not remember when has seen.
仔细一看,余会非觉得对方有点眼熟,不过不记得啥时候见过了。Thisgirlshot a look atYu Huifei, is a browslightlywrinkle, obviouslyhas not recognizedYu Huifeito do.
这女孩瞥了一眼余会非,也是眉头微微一皱,显然也没认出余会非是干啥的。Then the girlsaidtoYu Huifei: „Uncleis good.”
然后女孩对余会非道:“大叔好。”On the Yu Huifeiforeheadimmediately is the heavy line, Uncle?余会非脑门上顿时全是黑线啊,大叔?
Is heonly21years old good? Wherelooked like the uncle.
他才21岁好么?哪里像大叔了。Yu Huifeiputs down the broomto walk saying: „Trades a name, called the elder brother.”余会非放下扫把走过去道:“换个称呼,叫哥。”
The girlgave a Yu Huifeisupercilious lookdirectly , to continue to play the cell phone.
女孩直接给了余会非一个白眼,继续玩手机。
Does Yu Huifeiponder over the reason that is beinghas not shavedin the morning? Is preparingto walk, girl'scell phonesound.余会非琢磨着难道是早上没刮胡子的缘故?正准备走呢,女孩的手机响了。
The girlcould not bearscoldone: „Is haunted by the ghost, howIdo not answer the telephoneIto thinkyouto be ablemyplace!”
女孩忍不住骂了一句:“阴魂不散,我就不接电话我看你们能把我咋地!”Then, the girlmade the telephone call.
说完,女孩就挂了电话。Yu Huifeijust about towalks, girl'scell phonemade a sound.余会非刚要走,女孩的手机又响起来了。
The girlthismet, opens the mouth saying: „ Sister Yun, what's wrong?
女孩这回接了,开口就道:“云姐啊,咋了?
The roll-call, youhelpmeshout that arriveddoes not end.
点名啊,你帮我喊下到不就完了么。Ido not go to...... meto have the matter.
我不去了……我有事。Aiya, inmy familyreallyhas the matter, but can also anything.
哎呀,我家里真的有事,还能什么事。Let alone, saidagainIcried.
别说了,再说我又哭了。Ok, that sidehas anything youto helpmego against.
行了,那边有什么事你帮我顶一下。Un, Iwill pay attention to the security.
嗯,我会注意安全的。Right, let me tell you, Iran into a youngsexual harasseryesterday evening.
对了,我跟你说啊,我昨天晚上遇到个小色狼。Right, is the youngsexual harasser, is notyoung, istimid.
对,就是小色狼,不是年龄小,是胆子小。
The fellowfollowsI to have the village, wantsto conspiretome, but the fellow was too laughable, daresto followactuallynot to dareto begin......
那家伙跟着我要出村子,想对我图谋不轨,不过那家伙太可笑了,敢跟着却不敢动手……Good, did not say that relax, Iam safe, bye-bye. ”
好了好了,不说了,放心吧,我安全着呢,拜拜。”Then, the girlmade the telephone call, discovered that Yu Huifeiis staringto visitherinthat.
说完,女孩就挂了电话,就发现余会非在那瞪着眼睛看着她呢。
The girlis frowningto look atYu Huifei, asked: „What do you...... youtake a look at?”
女孩皱着眉头看着余会非,问道:“你……你瞅啥?”Yu Huifeiturned around, the mouthwhispered: „Holds...... knowsearlybegan!”余会非转身走了,嘴里嘀咕了一句:“操……早知道动手了!”Went to the backyard, Yu Huifeisaw that Ox-HeadandHorse-Facesquattednear the springwash the face, thesetwofellowfacewools, get wet the lattertwogoodsnot to use the towel, was like thatbigblack dog, flung the headinthat.
去了后院,余会非就看到牛头和马面蹲在泉眼边上洗脸呢,这两家伙一脸毛,沾了水后两货也不用毛巾,就跟那大黑狗一样,在那甩脑袋。
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