Northeast, ancient forest, the north-west side has a small village, named Xiulin. 东北,古林,西北边有一个小村子,名叫秀林。 East Xiulin Village has a public cemetery, this was a past merchant from Hong Kong constructs, had public cemetery here to need Graveyard Keeper...... 秀林村东边有一片公墓,这是当年一个来自香港的商人建造的,有了公墓这里就需要守墓人…… Grave Keeping, is always an unlucky industry, in addition the wages are not high, the person who therefore is willing to do is few. 守墓,一直以来都是个晦气的行业,再加上工资不高,所以愿意干的人很少。 Now is responsible for the Grave Keeping old person is Old Yu Tou in village , at the beginning was the public cemetery established on here Grave Keeping. 现在负责守墓的老人是村子里的老余头,也是公墓建立之初就在这里守墓了。 However Old Yu Tou not this rural population, graveyard establishes he is the first application, when Graveyard Keeper, this defends is dozens years. His son and daughter-in-law to let him leaves graveyard, exhausted the method, finally cannot take away him. Finally got into a deadlock very for a long time, had not come to see him...... 但是老余头并非本村人,墓园子建立的时候他是第一个申请当守墓人的,这一守就是几十年。他的儿子和儿媳妇为了让他离开墓园子,用尽了手段,最终也没能将他带走。最后闹僵了,已经很久没来看过他了…… Only then his grandson, once for a while comes a while. 只有他的孙子,时不时的过来住一阵子。 At this moment, a youth drags the baggage to walk in the village, walks crosses, in the acquaintances with village is greeting. 此时此刻,一名青年拖着行李走在村子里,一走一过,跟村子里的熟人们打着招呼。 „Uncle Li!” “李叔！” „Yeah, does Little Yu come back? What's wrong? Is the university unamusing?” “哎,小鱼回来啦？咋样啊？大学好玩不？” „Also ok,......” Yu Huifei is greeting leads the way, although everyone is very warm, but looked that his look is always strange, a starting to speak but hesitating appearance, the looked Yu Huifei whole body is scared. “还行,哈……”余会非打着招呼一路前行,虽然大家很热情,不过看他的眼神总是怪怪的,一副欲言又止的样子,看的余会非浑身发毛。 In the business street along village walks toward north, bridges over a small stone arch bridge, is patchwork of waterways general courtyard house that occupies a land area of big grey tile white wall! 沿着村子里的商业街一路往北走,跨过一座小石拱桥,就是一座占地不小的青瓦白墙的江南水乡一般的四合院！ Front door jet black like black ink, but at this moment were many some red paint. 大门漆黑如墨,只不过此时此刻多了一些红油漆。 Looked Yu Huifei deeply frowned. 看的余会非眉头紧锁。 Again is, the entrance are many two Yu Huifei had never seen stone...... un...... the dog! 再就是,门口多了两尊余会非从未见过的石头……嗯……狗！ The looks of these two dogs are also very unusual, stared is very big, but the pupil does not have the god, with fool! How Yu Huifei saw how to feel, these two thing do according to husky. 这两狗的眼神也十分奇特,瞪的很大,但是瞳孔没神,就跟个傻子似的！余会非怎么看,怎么觉得,这两玩意是照着哈士奇做的。 Is his grandfather all right to make such two thing to come out to do? This thing estimate not only not ward off evil spirits, but also invites a scolding? 只是他爷爷没事弄这么两个玩意出来干嘛？这玩意估计不仅不辟邪,还招骂吧？ On the jet black front door is hanging together the plain sign, the key point was on the sign is stuck with the newspaper, could not see the above character completely. 漆黑大门上挂着一块古朴的牌子,重点是牌子上被人用报纸糊了起来,完全看不到上面的字。 Why does not know, looks at this front door, Yu Huifei at heart is not steadfast, always thought that oneself must fall into some pit probably. 不知道为什么,看着这大门,余会非就心里不踏实,总觉得自己好像要掉进某个坑里了似的。 However thinks carefully, this is Grandpa oneself the family/home, who will come the pit he? 不过仔细想想,这是自己爷爷家啊,谁会来坑他呢？ Makes an effort to push, the front door was opened by him slowly. 用力一推,大门被他缓缓推开了。 Passes through the gate, Yu Huifei has not spoken, listens to work as one, the gate closed! 进了门,余会非还没说话,就听哐当一声,身后的门关上了！ Simultaneously Yu Huifei felt behind is cool...... 同时余会非感觉身后凉飕飕的…… Yu Huifei turns head suddenly, stubbornly is staring at that black gate, the black gate is the iron sheet is holding the wood/blockhead, is very thick, the modeling is very simple......, but the issue came, a palm of the hand thick solid wood iron sheet front door, the wind definitely blows motionless! Let alone, just did not have the wind. 余会非猛然回头,死死的盯着那黑门,黑门是铁皮抱着木头的,很厚实,造型很简单……但是问题来了,一巴掌厚的实木铁皮大门,风是肯定吹不动的！更何况,刚刚还没有风呢。 Front door simple frame, no mechanical tension bar, revolving doorframe what, then its oneself does close? 大门简单的框架,也没有什么机械拉杆,旋转门框什么的,那么它是怎么自己关上的？ Yu Huifei thinks of this, immediately has an absolutely terrified feeling. 余会非想到这,顿时有种毛骨悚然的感觉。 Yu Huifei subconscious is shouting loudly, emboldens to oneself: „Grandfather, you in?” 余会非下意识的高喊着,给自己壮胆:“爷爷,你在么？” At this moment, a hand built on the shoulder of Yu Huifei: „Little brother, do you come?” 就在这时,一只手搭在了余会非的肩膀上:“小老弟,你来啦？” Yu Huifei has a scare, turns the head to see one is giving a tongue-lashing a big yellow teeth old man thief to visit him! 余会非吓了一跳,一转头就看见一正呲着一口大黄牙的老头贼兮兮的看着他呢！ Then without and other Yu Huifei spoke, his in quick fire succession common say/way: „Knows that you have many issues, but you asked again many, I will not reply you anything. The unnecessary words did not say that this is your work clothes, later you were here Graveyard Keeper.” 然后没等余会非说话,他就连珠炮一般的道:“知道你有很多问题,不过你问再多,我也不会回答你什么的。多余的话不说了,这是你的工作服,以后你就是这里的守墓人了。” „What?” Yu Huifei screamed how he did become Graveyard Keeper? “啥？”余会非尖叫,他怎么就成守墓人了？ What a pity the old man simply has not responded him, but puts out a hand into the sleeve, then has pulled out toward in following the arm, Yu Huifei grins: „Do not pull out, sufficed to arrive at the chicken coop!” 可惜老头根本没搭理他,而是伸手入袖子里,然后顺着胳膊一直往里掏,余会非咧咧嘴道:“别掏了,都够到嘎鸡窝了！” The old man as if caught anything, makes an effort to pull, but also really makes him pull one set of way robe to come, then shakes...... 老头似乎抓到了什么,用力一扯,还真让他扯出来一套道袍来,然后一抖…… Yu Huifei will draw back in the future, under the sunlight he saw everywhere flying ash! 余会非往后一退,阳光下他看到了漫天的飞灰！ His subconscious waving, he suspected seriously were this old man possible several years not to have taken a bath...... as for that clothes, it is estimated that more year not to wash? 他下意识的挥了挥手,他严重怀疑这老头可能好几年没洗过澡了……至于那衣服,估计更多年没洗过了吧？ The old man on toward him throws the one of the clothes directly, Yu Huifei subconscious waved to keep off the result to keep off to empty unexpectedly, lowered the head again, he discovered startled his own clothes solemn entire lay down place, including that one's zodiacal year red underpants! 老头直接把衣服往他身上一扔,余会非下意识的挥手去挡结果竟然挡空了,再一低头,他愕然的发现他自己的衣服板板整整的躺了一地,包括那条本命年的红内裤！ Looks on own again, my goodness that dirty squish, greasy, hung ash, does not know that was the black or red broken way robe puts on unexpectedly on him! 再看自己的身上,好家伙那脏了吧唧,油腻腻,挂了一层灰,也不知道是黑色还是红色的破道袍竟然穿在他身上了！ The Yu Huifei brain is obviously insufficient, actually he a little did not make clear oneself to experience anything. 余会非脑子明显不够用了,他有点搞不清楚自己究竟经历了什么。 The old man continues saying: „I called Lu Ya, was not Halleluyah's that Lu Ya, was in Investiture of Gods that Lu Ya. speaking frankly, is Daoist Immortal. However my job seniority arrived, planned to retire, therefore asked you to come, when my successor.” 老头继续道:“我叫陆压,不是哈利路亚的那个陆压,是封神榜里那个陆压。说白了,就是一个神仙。不过我工龄到了,准备退休了,所以就找了你来当我的接班人。” What thing is this old man saying? 这老头在说什么玩意？ The old man continues saying: „ Said simply, I in the mortal world position, am Three Realms Labour Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief. Is these in Three Realms is not obedient, violating the custom not the fellow who was suitable to be struck by lightning dead, will be sent to frontier service here, accepted reeducation through labor, the thought educates again. 老头继续道:“说简单点,我原本在人间的职位呢,是三界劳役改造局的局长。就是三界内的那些不听话,犯了规矩又不适合一雷劈死的家伙,都会发配到我这里,接受劳动改造,思想再教育。 However my job seniority expired, must therefore ask an rookie to take over. 但是我工龄到期了,所以得找个新人接班。 Elected your grandfather, time that finally I catch up with, discovered that hell that group of grandsons compared with the rapidness that I come, one step has first taken away him. 原本选了你爷爷,结果我赶过来的时候,发现地府那帮孙子比我来的快,已经先一步把他带走了。 I pursue the important person, do not come back. 我追上去要人,没要回来。 However your grandfather recommended you to me, therefore I in this you. 但是你爷爷把你推荐给我了,所以我就在这等你了。 Calls the telephone that you come back is I hits...... 叫你回来的电话是我打的…… Now has anything not to understand, you can ask. ” 现在有什么不懂的,你可以问了。” Ignorant a Yu Huifei face compels sees this old man, in the brain is revolving at present rapidly, the information that summarizes this old man to be saying in the words that contains. 余会非一脸懵逼的看着眼前这老头,脑子里飞速的运转着,总结着这老头所说的话中蕴含的信息。 Yu Huifei has accepted the person of higher education after all, moreover usually watches the novels as well as various movies and soap operas a lot, therefore the acceptance is very strong. Quick stroked the clear train of thought...... 余会非毕竟是接受过高等教育的人,而且平时没少看小说以及各种电影、电视剧,所以接受能力还是很强的。很快就捋清楚思绪了…… Yu Huifei is trying asking: „Really are you Lu Ya?” 余会非尝试着问道:“你真是陆压？” „After first has Hong Jun, has the day, Way Monarch Lu Ya also before! Said was this poor Daoist!” Lu Ya incomparable arrogant begins to say supinely. “先有鸿钧后有天,陆压道君还在前！说的就是贫道了!”陆压无比臭屁的仰起头道。 Yu Huifei sighed: „How long did my grandfather walk?” 余会非叹了口气道:“我爷爷走了多久了？” „Three months...... these three months are I turn into your grandfather's appearance to support here dry/does you. Since you came, that hurries, connected with, I should also walk.” Lu Ya urged. “三个月了……这三个月都是我变成你爷爷的模样在这里干挺着等你。既然你来了,那就赶紧的吧,交接完了,我也该走了。”陆压催促。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: „Here is the Graveyard Keeper family/home, has probably no relations with Reformation Bureau that you did say?” 余会非纳闷的道:“这里是守墓人的家,好像和你说的劳改局没啥关系吧？” Lu Ya said with a smile: „ This you did not need to worry, you were Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief, which you were, where Reformation Bureau was. Also, here I lived for three months, had arranged to understand. 陆压笑道:“这个你就不用操心了,你是劳改局的局长,你在哪,劳改局就在哪。再说了,这里我住了三个月了,早就安排明白了。 In brief, here is Three Realms Labour Reformation Bureau, you do not need to care about this name, you can not use, is casual you to give what name to be good. 总之呢,这里是三界劳役改造局,你不用在意这个名字,你可以不用,随便你起什么名字都行。 I like managing here to call Ninth Floor, although here does not have Ninth Floor, but I helped you clear Ninth Floor through my jurisdiction, but you......, here after being mysterious you, understood. 我就喜欢管这里叫九楼,虽然这里没有九楼,但是我通过我的权限帮你开通九楼了,不过你……嘿嘿,这里的神奇你以后就明白了。 If you do not like Ninth Floor this name, your oneself changes casually. 如果你不喜欢九楼这个名字,你就自己随便改吧。 However no matter Heavenly Court you manage here to call anything, they called here are Daoist Immortal Labour Reformation Bureau. 不过天庭不管你管这里叫什么,他们都称呼这里为神仙劳役改造局。 You, are here Prison Chief, Bureau Chief and Landlord, in any case, you were here biggest BOSS, how to call you, your oneself was optional. 你呢,就是这里的牢头、局长、楼主,反正呢,你是这里的最大BOSS了,怎么称呼你,你自己随意。 Your duty, is responsible for the criminal who safeguards Heavens to be sent to frontier service, do not let them disrupt world, served a prison sentence well, turns over a new leaf, accepts the transformation on the line. 你的任务,就是负责看管好天上发配下来的犯人,别让他们扰乱世间,好好服刑,洗心革面,接受改造就行了。 Relax, you as Prison Chief, they do not dare to annoy you. Because of Heavenly Court once in a while, needs you to report their performance, bad, the penalty can aggravate, even possibly drew to be struck by lightning. 放心,你身为牢头,他们不敢惹你。因为天庭每隔一段时间,需要你汇报他们的表现,表现不好的,惩罚会加重,甚至可能拉回去一雷劈了。 Good, can commute a sentence appropriately. 表现好的,可以适当减刑。 Moreover, as Prison Chief, you have the wages. ” 另外呢,作为牢头,你是有工资的。” Hears the front words, Yu Huifei is half believing and half doubting, but hears to have the wages, his ear set upright! 听到前面的话,余会非是将信将疑,但是听到有工资,他耳朵都竖起来了！ The old man said: „Your wages, are all turnovers of this shop......” 老头道:“你的工资呢,就是这家店铺的所有营业额……” Yu Huifei hears this, was about to cry, is pointing here say/way: „Big brother, here is the place that Graveyard Keeper lives, behind is the tomb, that piece by piece grave in that pile. You thought that what here can do to select to buy and sell, gains the turnover?” 余会非听到这,都快哭了,指着这里道:“大哥,这里是守墓人住的地方,后面就是墓地,那一片片的坟地在那堆着。你觉得我这里能做点啥买卖,赚点营业额呢？” The old man is also awkward, coughs a sound said: „This...... un...... this...... your oneself tries to find the solution.” 老头也是一脸尴尬,咳嗽一声道:“这个……嗯……这个……你自己想办法吧。” Yu Huifei speechless, this was fuck too also irresponsible? 余会非一阵无语,这尼玛也太不负责任了吧？ Therefore, Yu Huifei decisive shaking the head said: „That, you find certainly fault the person, or did I help you look for one?” 于是,余会非果断的摇头道:“那个,您老一定是找错人了,要不我帮您重新物色一个？” Lu Ya hehe said with a smile: „Ok, when you die, remembers that helps me recommend good person.” 陆压呵呵一笑道:“可以啊,等你死的时候,记得帮我推荐个好人哈。” On the Yu Huifei forehead immediately is the rhythm that the heavy line...... this died can be separated from? 余会非脑门上顿时全是黑线……这是死了才能脱离的节奏么？ Lu Ya looks at Yu Huifei that expression, patted his shoulder saying: „youngster, like this. Actually, before you have not come, I have helped you calculate, your I am a constellation, you do this, right!” 陆压看着余会非那表情,拍了拍他的肩膀道:“小伙子,不要这样么。其实,你没来之前我已经帮你算过了,你我都是一个星座的,你干这个,没错！” Yu Huifei on the head suddenly/violently Hanru the rain, established did Daoist Immortal discuss the constellation with him immediately? 余会非顿时脑袋上暴汗如雨,一个老牌神仙跟他谈星座？ fuck, when Daoist Immortal such moist? 尼玛,什么时候神仙都这么潮了？ This old man really played several scary tricks, Yu Huifei really wants to begin to hit the person! 要不是这老头真的玩了几手吓人的把戏,余会非真想动手打人了！ However let alone cannot possibly be victorious, even if can hit, Yu Huifei estimated that depends on this old goods the inexpensive type, the Yu Huifei latter half of life life that most likely (80%) can blackmail cannot take care of oneself! 不过别说可能打不过,就算能打过,余会非估计就凭这老货的贱样,八成能讹的余会非下半辈子生活不能自理！ Lu Ya said: „Ok, should say said that the clothes you also took. Right, the number and route plate has not given you.” 陆压道:“行了,该说的都说了,衣服你也拿了。哦,对了,腰牌还没给你呢。” Then, Lu Ya put out a hand to pull out a meeting in the sleeve, finally anything has not pulled out. Say/Way of whisper: „Yeah, not in universe in sleeve?...... Thought, in pants pocket. After all this thing was too important......” 说完,陆压伸手在袖子里又掏了一会,结果什么都没掏出来。嘀嘀咕咕的道:“哎,没在袖里乾坤中么？哦……想起来了,在裤兜里呢。毕竟这玩意太重要了……” Then this old man puts out a hand into the pants pocket child, is not a pocket, is pants pocket! 然后这老头就伸手入裤兜子里,不是口袋,是裤兜子！ Yu Huifei really wants to shout 'fuck your mom', do you break pants pocket in universe magical power compared with the sleeve also safe? Your being sick! 余会非真想骂娘啊,你破裤兜子难道比袖里乾坤神通里还安全么？你丫的有病吧！ The old man between touched for quite a while of two legs trying to find out, when Yu Huifei was worried that this goods that thing pulled to him, the old man finally pulls out a darkness, greasy Token gave Yu Huifei: „This was Landlord and Daoist Immortal Labour Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief your Ninth Floor Token, received, do not lose.” 老头在两腿中间摸摸索索的摸了半天,就在余会非担心这货会把那玩意扯下来给他的时候,老头终于掏出来一块黑乎乎,油腻腻的令牌递给了余会非:“这就是你九楼之楼主兼神仙劳役改造局局长的令牌了,收好了啊,千万别丢了。” The Yu Huifei almost most likely (80%) assurances, at present this old man is the lunatic magician, teases him to play in this, perhaps all around has the camera to photograph surreptitiously, then hangs to him to the major websites on, when the fool looks. 余会非几乎有八成的把握,眼前这老头是个疯子魔术师,在这逗他玩呢,四周没准就有摄像头偷拍呢,回头就给他挂到各大网站上,当傻逼看。 Therefore, a Yu Huifei face shuts out in the future will draw back one step. 于是,余会非一脸嫌弃的往后退了一步。 „Sign you took well, here gave you!” Lu Ya said. “牌子你都拿好了,这里就交给你了啊！”陆压道。 PS: New book, urgently needed collection and recommendation ticket, dear, dá, leaves behind your collections, the recommendation tickets and message! 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