Chapter 5my family'shamsterbecome a demon
第5章我家的仓鼠成精了„Action? Does thisgame have the staminalimit?”
“行动力?这游戏还有体力限制?”Mu Youstares, selects‚action’ the entry.沐游一愣,点开‘行动力’的词条。
【 Action: Foolwalks the energy that inAstral Spirit Realmmustconsume, youdiedeachbranchoption that each timeandyoumeet, will consume an action, the actionempties , is unable to act.
【行动力:愚者在星灵界行走必须消耗的能量,你每次死亡和你遇到的每个分支选项,都会消耗一点行动力,行动力清空则无法行动。Presentlyaction: 0 / 5, every daymidnightself-recoveryactiontoupper limit, availablelife spanrestores, eachlife spanexchanges an action, exchanges? 】
当前行动力:0/5,每日零点自动恢复行动力至上限,也可用寿命恢复,每点寿命兑换一点行动力,是否兑换?】„No no no!”
“否否否!”Mu Youhurriedpointotherwise.沐游急忙点否。Cracks a joke, cashotheralsoeven, life cash?
开玩笑,氪别的也就算了,氪命?Walksonestepto takeoneyear of life span, thiswhosecash!
多走一步就要一年寿命,这谁氪的起!However, does thisaction, howcalculate?
不过,这个行动力,到底是怎么算的?
The Mu Youdoubtslook atthatshowing in text: Diedeachbranchoption that andmeteach time, will consume an action.沐游疑惑看着文本中的那句说明:每次死亡和遇到的每个分支选项,都会消耗一点行动力。Healtogetherdieda moment agoactuallytwice, the words of optionhealsoat leastselected5~6 times, thisin additionoverfiveactions?
他刚才实际总共死了两次,选项的话他也至少点了五六次,这加起来怎么也超过五点行动力了吧?‚’And so on didn't the optionkeep a promise?
难道‘是否’之类的选项都不算数?Mu Youdoes not thinkfor a whileclearly, hasfirstto put.沐游一时想不明白,只好先放着。Looked at a time, now6 : 00 pm, fromearly morningearly, definitelywasto also playtodayinadequately.
看了眼时间,现在才下午 6 点,距离凌晨还早,今天肯定是玩不成了。Mu Youwithdraws from the game, walksdraws in the roll-up door outside shop.沐游退出游戏,走去将店外的卷帘门拉上。Afterwardtook outwandimpatiently, preparedfirstto tryjustto learnthreespell that.
随后迫不及待的取出了魔杖,准备先试一试刚刚学到的三个咒语。First‚Trueshot’needs the long-range weapon, inhisshopsurelydoes not havethistype of thing.
第一个‘百发百中’需要远程武器,他店里肯定没有这种东西。Howeveris left overbothspellto experimentat the scene.
不过剩下两个咒语都可以当场试验。Mu Youarrives at the petdemonstrationarea, raised a hamsterbasket.沐游来到宠物展示区,将一只仓鼠笼子提了出来。In the basketlives ina cute small hamster, named‚Seventeen’, ishetwomonths ago justbought.
笼子里住着一只萌萌的小仓鼠,名叫‘十七’,是他两个月前刚购入的。However under thisgoodsstupidonebatch, trainevery day, thisboyunexpectedlyhas not learned the lying downhand and fixed-pointbowel movement, makingMu Youquitehave a headache.
不过这货笨的一批,每天训练之下,这厮竟然至今还没有学会躺手和定点排便,让沐游颇为头疼。Therefore, itis honoredbecomes the Mu Youfirstspell castingobject!
所以,它荣幸的成为了沐游的第一个施咒对象!
The pitifulsmallhamster, has not knownnowoneselfwill soon experienceanything, stillarched the noseto smellto lookin the basketeverywhereto eat.
可怜的小仓鼠,现在还不知道自己即将经历什么,仍然在笼子里四处拱着鼻子嗅来嗅去找吃的。Mu Youmentioned the hall the basket, touchedinwandtopocket.沐游将笼子提到大厅,摸到口袋中的魔杖。Howeverthinks,hegoes to the onstageto discover the camera, is putting up the seatto the direction of basket.
不过想了想,他又去前台找出相机,在正对着笼子的方向架好了机位。Now when has not knownreleasesmagicwill presentwhatsound, in brief, firstphotographsto trywith the camera.
现在还不知道释放魔法时会出现什么动静,总之,先用相机拍摄一下试试。Puts up the seat, debugged the goodangle, Mu Youto take outwand, shouted the tone, aimed at the hamsterwand tip, readAnimal Dialoguespellin a soft voice.
架好机位,调试好角度,沐游取出了魔杖,呼了口气,将魔杖尖端对准仓鼠,轻声念出了动物对话的咒语。„Vara…… Diuphu…… Mogu…… Oreth!”
“瓦拉……丢普……莫古……欧雷斯!”
The tongue-twister of thissyllable, makingMu Youread for enoughfivesecondsto read.
这段音节之绕口,让沐游念了足足五秒才念完。
After reading, the indistinctluminous spotappearedfrom the wandpeaktogether, submergedin the hamsterheadrapidly.
念完之后,一道隐约的光点从魔杖顶端浮现,迅速没入了仓鼠脑袋中。
The hamster in cagelivessuddenly, as ifonewas been sameby the electric shock, framedcompletelysame place.
笼中的仓鼠忽然顿住,仿佛被电击了一下一样,完全定格在了原地。
After 2-3seconds, itrestored the movement, raises the smallheadto look atMu You, on the smallfacecovered entirelypersonificationearnestsuddenly.
2-3秒后,它才恢复了动作,扬起小脑袋望着沐游,小脸上忽然布满了一种拟人化的热切。„To eat the thing?”InMu Youis pinchingonebag of nuts, tastesto ask.
“想吃东西吗?”沐游手里捏着一袋坚果,尝试着问。Finally the hamsternodsunexpectedlyagain and again!
结果仓鼠竟然连连点头!„Hiss......”
“嘶……”Mu Youfeelshocking, was thiseffecttooalso tangible? Wieldedunderwand, unexpectedlycanunderstand the logical expressiondirectly!沐游自己都感觉震惊,这效果也太明显了吧?就挥了下魔杖,居然就直接能听懂人话了!„Illuminatesdoing that I said that gives you thingto eat.”
“照我说的做,就给你东西吃。”„squeak squeak!”
“吱吱!”Smallhamsterfiercenod.
小仓鼠猛点头。AfterwardMu Youstartsto give the hamsterto issuevariouscommonorders.
随后沐游开始给仓鼠下达各种常见命令。Andmostsmallhamsterscanunderstanddirectly, cannot understand, after Mu Youwith the hand signalitdemonstrates, itsalsoquickmoldhastypestudied.
其中大部分小仓鼠能直接听懂,听不懂的,沐游用手势给它示范过后,它也很快模有样的学了起来。
After tenminutes .
十分钟后。„Lying downhand...... falls face down...... sways back and forth...... makes a push-up...... to go to the hoopto runtwo...... show off cuteness......”
“躺手……趴下……打个滚……做个俯卧撑……去滚轮上跑两圈……卖个萌……”WheneverMu Youissues an order, the hamstercompliesimmediately, laterquicklyruns up tonear the cage, opens the shiny blacksmalleyewaitingto throw the food, does not givedoes not makenext that eats.
每当沐游下达一个命令,仓鼠就立即照做一下,随后急忙跑到笼边,睁着黑黝黝的小眼睛等待投食,不给吃的绝不做下一个。Even the push-upandturns a somersaultthistype, almost impossiblemovementtohamster, italsodidby not toostandardposturereluctantly!
甚至就连俯卧撑和翻跟斗这种,对仓鼠来说几乎不可能的动作,它也以不太标准的姿势勉强做了出来!Toomysterioushad the woodto have?
太神奇了有木有?Nowsaid that thishamster‚become a demon’, the exaggeratingingredientdid not have!
现在说这仓鼠‘成精’了,一点夸张成分都没有!ThenMu Youexperimentedtrap spell.
接着沐游又试验了一下陷阱咒。Helooked for an abandonedplankinstorage, placesin the open area, was displayingspellto the plank.
他在储物间找了一块废弃的木板,放在空地上,对着木板施展了咒语。wandwields.魔杖挥动。
The nextsecond, the plankturned into a quickflatcirculartrapdirectly, the coloralmostfused togetherwith the surroundingfloor, the words that carefullydid not look, could not look that herehad the thing.
下一秒,木板直接变成了一快扁平的圆形陷阱,颜色几乎与周围地板融为一体,不仔细看的话,根本看不出来这里有东西。
The trapcompletes, Mu Youemitted the basketSeventeen, laterordersitto walk.
陷阱做好,沐游将十七放出了笼子,随后命令它走过去。By the smallhamsterobedientarrivingtrap, had just stepped on the boundary of trapfinally......
小仓鼠听话的走到陷阱旁边,结果刚踩过陷阱的界限……„pā!”
“啪!”
The trapcloses upinstantaneously, turned into a carving flowerbasket of spheredirectly, was stranded the hamsterinfirmly.
陷阱瞬间合拢,直接变成了一个球形的雕花笼子,将仓鼠牢牢地困在了其中。
The smallhamsterhas a scare, quicklywhips the basketbefore the claw, twosmalleyespray for rescuelookstoMu You, the mouthsqueak squeakkeeps calling, the tearsspunin the eye socketon the difference.
小仓鼠吓了一跳,急忙用前爪拍打笼子,两只小眼睛求救似的看向沐游,嘴里吱吱叫个不停,眼泪就差在眼眶里打转了。Mu Youhurriedto rescue the hamster.沐游赶紧过去救出了仓鼠。
The intensity of resultbasketis much bigger than the imagination, heused the eldest childeffort, pushes aside a seamreluctantly.
结果这笼子的强度却比想象中大得多,他费了老大劲,才勉强扒开一条缝。Smallhamsterfourlegchaotictreadsdrillsfrom the seam, liesonMu You, has a lingering fear, a facehidden bitternesslooks athim, thatuser-friendlyexpression, clearness of veryinnermost feelingsmooddemonstration: Ibelieveyou, do youmakemestep on the trapunexpectedly?
小仓鼠四腿乱蹬的从缝中钻出,趴在沐游手上,心有余悸,一脸幽怨看着他,那人性化的表情,将内心情绪展示的很明白:我这么相信伱,你居然让我去踩陷阱?Immediatelyalsoholdstwolead legs, turning head of spitefulas, a being a scapegoatyoung wife, Mu Youfed a packetnutprobablycontinually, andpledged , after notpitit, thiscoaxesit.
随即还将两只前腿抱起,赌气似的扭过头,好像个受了气的小媳妇,沐游连喂了一小包坚果,并且承诺以后再也不坑它后,这才把它哄好。Hence, twomagicexperiment, the effectis the unexpectedastonishment.
至此,两个魔法试验完毕,效果都是出乎意料的惊人。
The hamsterbackbasket, Mu Youwalkedto take down the camera, readsto playback.
将仓鼠送回笼子,沐游走过去将相机取下,翻看了一下回放。Finallywand and magiclight shadowwas photographednormally.
结果魔杖和魔法光影都被正常拍摄了下来。„Said, only then isn't the relicableto be seenby the average person?”Mu Youthought.
“这么说,只有遗物是无法被普通人看见的?”沐游心想。Looks the smallhamsterselling cutenessvideo that behindtakes down,herealizedsuddenly, thisperhapsis an opportunity!
将后面录下的小仓鼠卖萌视频看完,他忽然意识到,这或许是一个机遇!Thinks,Mu Youextractson the video the computer, analyzes, erases the pictures of thesegodsticksentirely, onlyretained the smallhamsterto make the pictures of variousordersin the basket.
想了想,沐游将视频提取到电脑上,拆分开来,将那些神棍的画面统统删掉,只保留了小仓鼠在笼子里做出各种命令的画面。Then, before he , the video of thehamsterrecording, lookedto come out, cutssomefragmentsto collect, finallymade a 30seconds of video.
接着,他又将之前录的这只仓鼠的视频,找了一些出来,剪了一些片段凑进去,最后做成了一段三十秒的视频。
The first half of video, has not trained the beforehandhamster, variousclumsy, various, look cold and indifferentto the masterrandomly.
视频的前半段,是未训练之前的仓鼠,各种笨拙,各种乱拉,对主人爱答不理。But the latter half of video, then after isitjusttaughtto favorto complete, theseexaminationachievementspictures.
而视频的后半段,则是它刚刚训宠完成后,那些检验成果的画面。Two sidescontrasts, it can be said thatfrigidto the extreme!
两边的对比,可以说是惨烈到了极点!Is joined to the captions, is joined to the special effect and sound effect, Mu Youtakes‚howtamed a hamsterin ten minutes’ the title, laterthisvideoissueonhisBilibili account.
配上字幕,配上特效和音效,沐游取了个‘如何在十分钟内驯服一只仓鼠’的标题,随后将这视频发布在了他的B站账号上。HeinBilibiliis notbig uploader, butso manyyearslater, the fansalsoaccumulated more than 20,000, consideredagainthisvideo the quality, Mu Youestimatedthistimebroadcastshouldnot be low.
他在B站不是什么大UP主,但这么多年下来,粉丝也积累了2万多,再考虑到这个视频的质量,沐游估计这次的播放量应该不会太低。
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