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#5: My family's hamster become a demon


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Chapter 5 my family's hamster become a demon 第5章我家的仓鼠成精 Action? Does this game have the stamina limit?” “行动力?这游戏还有体力限制?” Mu You stares, selects action the entry. 沐游一愣,点开‘行动力’的词条。 Action: Fool walks the energy that in Astral Spirit Realm must consume, you died each branch option that each time and you meet, will consume an action, the action empties , is unable to act. 【行动力:愚者星灵界行走必须消耗的能量,你每次死亡和你遇到的每个分支选项,都会消耗一点行动力,行动力清空则无法行动。 Presently action: 0 / 5, every day midnight self-recovery action to upper limit, available life span restores, each life span exchanges an action, exchanges? 】 当前行动力:0/5,每日零点自动恢复行动力至上限,也可用寿命恢复,每点寿命兑换一点行动力,是否兑换?】 No no no!” 否否否!” Mu You hurried point otherwise. 沐游急忙点否。 Cracks a joke, cash other also even, life cash? 开玩笑,别的也就算了,氪命 Walks one step to take one year of life span, this whose cash! 多走一步就要一年寿命,这谁的起! However, does this action, how calculate? 不过,这个行动力,到底是怎么算的? The Mu You doubts look at that showing in text: Died each branch option that and met each time, will consume an action. 沐游疑惑看着文本中的那句说明:每次死亡和遇到的每个分支选项,都会消耗一点行动力。 He altogether died a moment ago actually twice, the words of option he also at least selected 5~6 times, this in addition over five actions? 他刚才实际总共死了两次,选项的话他也至少点了五六次,这加起来怎么也超过五点行动力了吧? ‚’ And so on didn't the option keep a promise? 难道‘是否’之类的选项都不算数? Mu You does not think for a while clearly, has first to put. 沐游一时想不明白,只好先放着。 Looked at a time, now 6 : 00 pm, from early morning early, definitely was to also play today inadequately. 看了眼时间,现在才下午 6 点,距离凌晨还早,今天肯定是玩不成了。 Mu You withdraws from the game, walks draws in the roll-up door outside shop. 沐游退出游戏,走去将店外的卷帘门拉上。 Afterward took out wand impatiently, prepared first to try just to learn three spell that. 随后迫不及待的取出了魔杖,准备先试一试刚刚学到的三个咒语 First Trueshot needs the long-range weapon, in his shop surely does not have this type of thing. 第一个‘百发百中’需要远程武器,他店里肯定没有这种东西。 However is left over both spell to experiment at the scene. 不过剩下两个咒语都可以当场试验。 Mu You arrives at the pet demonstration area, raised a hamster basket. 沐游来到宠物展示区,将一只仓鼠笼子提了出来。 In the basket lives in a cute small hamster, named Seventeen, is he two months ago just bought. 笼子里住着一只萌萌的小仓鼠,名叫‘十七’,是他两个月前刚购入的。 However under this goods stupid one batch, train every day, this boy unexpectedly has not learned the lying down hand and fixed-point bowel movement, making Mu You quite have a headache. 不过这货笨的一批,每天训练之下,这厮竟然至今还没有学会躺手和定点排便,让沐游颇为头疼。 Therefore, it is honored becomes the Mu You first spell casting object! 所以,它荣幸的成为了沐游的第一个施咒对象! The pitiful small hamster, has not known now oneself will soon experience anything, still arched the nose to smell to look in the basket everywhere to eat. 可怜的小仓鼠,现在还不知道自己即将经历什么,仍然在笼子里四处拱着鼻子嗅来嗅去找吃的。 Mu You mentioned the hall the basket, touched in wand to pocket. 沐游将笼子提到大厅,摸到口袋中的魔杖 However thinks, he goes to the onstage to discover the camera, is putting up the seat to the direction of basket. 不过想了想,他又去前台找出相机,在正对着笼子的方向架好了机位。 Now when has not known releases magic will present what sound, in brief, first photographs to try with the camera. 现在还不知道释放魔法时会出现什么动静,总之,先用相机拍摄一下试试。 Puts up the seat, debugged the good angle, Mu You to take out wand, shouted the tone, aimed at the hamster wand tip, read Animal Dialogue spell in a soft voice. 架好机位,调试好角度,沐游取出了魔杖,呼了口气,将魔杖尖端对准仓鼠,轻声念出了动物对话咒语 Vara…… Diuphu…… Mogu…… Oreth!” 瓦拉……丢普……莫古……欧雷斯!” The tongue-twister of this syllable, making Mu You read for enough five seconds to read. 这段音节之绕口,让沐游念了足足五秒才念完。 After reading, the indistinct luminous spot appeared from the wand peak together, submerged in the hamster head rapidly. 念完之后,一道隐约的光点从魔杖顶端浮现,迅速没入了仓鼠脑袋中。 The hamster in cage lives suddenly, as if one was been same by the electric shock, framed completely same place. 笼中的仓鼠忽然顿住,仿佛被电击了一下一样,完全定格在了原地。 After 2-3 seconds, it restored the movement, raises the small head to look at Mu You, on the small face covered entirely personification earnest suddenly. 2-3秒后,它才恢复了动作,扬起小脑袋望着沐游,小脸上忽然布满了一种拟人化的热切。 „To eat the thing?” In Mu You is pinching one bag of nuts, tastes to ask. “想吃东西吗?”沐游手里捏着一袋坚果,尝试着问。 Finally the hamster nods unexpectedly again and again! 结果仓鼠竟然连连点头! Hiss......” “嘶……” Mu You feel shocking, was this effect too also tangible? Wielded under wand, unexpectedly can understand the logical expression directly! 沐游自己都感觉震惊,这效果也太明显了吧?就挥了下魔杖,居然就直接能听懂人话了! Illuminates doing that I said that gives you thing to eat.” “照我说的做,就给你东西吃。” squeak squeak!” “吱吱!” Small hamster fierce nod. 小仓鼠猛点头。 Afterward Mu You starts to give the hamster to issue various common orders. 随后沐游开始给仓鼠下达各种常见命令。 And most small hamsters can understand directly, cannot understand, after Mu You with the hand signal it demonstrates, its also quick mold has type studied. 其中大部分小仓鼠能直接听懂,听不懂的,沐游用手势给它示范过后,它也很快模有样的学了起来。 After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 Lying down hand...... falls face down...... sways back and forth...... makes a push-up...... to go to the hoop to run two...... show off cuteness......” “躺手……趴下……打个滚……做个俯卧撑……去滚轮上跑两圈……卖个萌……” Whenever Mu You issues an order, the hamster complies immediately, later quickly runs up to near the cage, opens the shiny black small eye waiting to throw the food, does not give does not make next that eats. 每当沐游下达一个命令,仓鼠就立即照做一下,随后急忙跑到笼边,睁着黑黝黝的小眼睛等待投食,不给吃的绝不做下一个。 Even the push-up and turns a somersault this type, almost impossible movement to hamster, it also did by not too standard posture reluctantly! 甚至就连俯卧撑和翻跟斗这种,对仓鼠来说几乎不可能的动作,它也以不太标准的姿势勉强做了出来! Too mysterious had the wood to have? 太神奇了有木有? Now said that this hamster become a demon, the exaggerating ingredient did not have! 现在说这仓鼠‘成精’了,一点夸张成分都没有! Then Mu You experimented trap spell. 接着沐游又试验了一下陷阱咒 He looked for an abandoned plank in storage, places in the open area, was displaying spell to the plank. 他在储物间找了一块废弃的木板,放在空地上,对着木板施展了咒语 wand wields. 魔杖挥动。 The next second, the plank turned into a quick flat circular trap directly, the color almost fused together with the surrounding floor, the words that carefully did not look, could not look that here had the thing. 下一秒,木板直接变成了一快扁平的圆形陷阱,颜色几乎与周围地板融为一体,不仔细看的话,根本看不出来这里有东西。 The trap completes, Mu You emitted the basket Seventeen, later orders it to walk. 陷阱做好,沐游十七放出了笼子,随后命令它走过去。 By the small hamster obedient arriving trap, had just stepped on the boundary of trap finally...... 小仓鼠听话的走到陷阱旁边,结果刚踩过陷阱的界限…… !” !” The trap closes up instantaneously, turned into a carving flower basket of sphere directly, was stranded the hamster in firmly. 陷阱瞬间合拢,直接变成了一个球形的雕花笼子,将仓鼠牢牢地困在了其中。 The small hamster has a scare, quickly whips the basket before the claw, two small eyes pray for rescue looks to Mu You, the mouth squeak squeak keeps calling, the tears spun in the eye socket on the difference. 小仓鼠吓了一跳,急忙用前爪拍打笼子,两只小眼睛求救似的看向沐游,嘴里吱吱叫个不停,眼泪就差在眼眶里打转了。 Mu You hurried to rescue the hamster. 沐游赶紧过去救出了仓鼠。 The intensity of result basket is much bigger than the imagination, he used the eldest child effort, pushes aside a seam reluctantly. 结果这笼子的强度却比想象中大得多,他费了老大劲,才勉强扒开一条缝。 Small hamster four leg chaotic treads drills from the seam, lies on Mu You, has a lingering fear, a face hidden bitterness looks at him, that user-friendly expression, clearness of very innermost feelings mood demonstration: I believe you, do you make me step on the trap unexpectedly? 小仓鼠四腿乱蹬的从缝中钻出,趴在沐游手上,心有余悸,一脸幽怨看着他,那人性化的表情,将内心情绪展示的很明白:我这么相信伱,你居然让我去踩陷阱? Immediately also holds two lead legs, turning head of spiteful as, a being a scapegoat young wife, Mu You fed a packet nut probably continually, and pledged , after not pit it, this coaxes it. 随即还将两只前腿抱起,赌气似的扭过头,好像个受了气的小媳妇,沐游连喂了一小包坚果,并且承诺以后再也不坑它后,这才把它哄好。 Hence, two magic experiment, the effect is the unexpected astonishment. 至此,两个魔法试验完毕,效果都是出乎意料的惊人。 The hamster back basket, Mu You walked to take down the camera, reads to playback. 将仓鼠送回笼子,沐游走过去将相机取下,翻看了一下回放。 Finally wand and magic light shadow was photographed normally. 结果魔杖魔法光影都被正常拍摄了下来。 Said, only then isn't the relic able to be seen by the average person?” Mu You thought. “这么说,只有遗物是无法被普通人看见的?”沐游心想。 Looks the small hamster selling cuteness video that behind takes down, he realized suddenly, this perhaps is an opportunity! 将后面录下的小仓鼠卖萌视频看完,他忽然意识到,这或许是一个机遇! Thinks, Mu You extracts on the video the computer, analyzes, erases the pictures of these god sticks entirely, only retained the small hamster to make the pictures of various orders in the basket. 想了想,沐游将视频提取到电脑上,拆分开来,将那些神棍的画面统统删掉,只保留了小仓鼠在笼子里做出各种命令的画面。 Then, before he , the video of the hamster recording, looked to come out, cuts some fragments to collect, finally made a 30 seconds of video. 接着,他又将之前录的这只仓鼠的视频,找了一些出来,剪了一些片段凑进去,最后做成了一段三十秒的视频。 The first half of video, has not trained the beforehand hamster, various clumsy, various, look cold and indifferent to the master randomly. 视频的前半段,是未训练之前的仓鼠,各种笨拙,各种乱拉,对主人爱答不理。 But the latter half of video, then after is it just taught to favor to complete, these examination achievements pictures. 而视频的后半段,则是它刚刚训宠完成后,那些检验成果的画面。 Two sides contrasts, it can be said that frigid to the extreme! 两边的对比,可以说是惨烈到了极点! Is joined to the captions, is joined to the special effect and sound effect, Mu You takes how tamed a hamster in ten minutes the title, later this video issue on his Bilibili account. 配上字幕,配上特效和音效,沐游取了个‘如何在十分钟内驯服一只仓鼠’的标题,随后将这视频发布在了他的B站账号上。 He in Bilibili is not big uploader, but so many years later, the fans also accumulated more than 20,000, considered again this video the quality, Mu You estimated this time broadcast should not be low. 他在B站不是什么大UP主,但这么多年下来,粉丝也积累了2万多,再考虑到这个视频的质量,沐游估计这次的播放量应该不会太低。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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