2016 first day. 2016年的第一天。 People's TV. 全民TV。 This being known as ‚refuse reclamation stand’ the live broadcast platform, the popularity is full today, once under caused the server slow many popularity insufficient small anchor surpassed manages forces to broadcast. 这个号称‘垃圾回收站’的直播平台,今日却人气爆满,一度导致服务器卡顿很多人气不足的小主播被超管强制下播。 In the most fiery that channel, major anchor HLD Nicky Wu with platform, DS, national mourning's first series of small deserts floods into abundance gives the gift, the popularity anchors in other platforms, fight the fish God of Gamblers baboon, virtue cloud color, the show pig of war flag run to give the gift. 最火热的那个频道内,同平台的各大主播HLD吴奇隆、DS、国服第一系列小漠纷纷涌入送礼物,就连其他平台的人气主播,斗鱼赌神狒狒,德云色,战旗的骚猪都跑来送礼物。 The people have not arrived, the gift and barrage have started to brush the screen crazily. 人还没到,礼物、弹幕就已经开始疯狂刷屏。 Is who has such popularity? 是谁有这样的人气？ Without a doubt! 毫无疑问！ At present the home has this popularity, except for the spicy man, is that young fatty! 眼下国内拥有这种人气的,除了辣个男人,就是那个小胖子！ Among the live broadcasts in the barrage content of fast trundle has exposed the status of this player. 直播间内快速滚动的弹幕内容已经暴露了这名选手的身份。 „Crazy puppy is flamboyant!!!” “狂小狗牛逼！！！” „Running free uzi! The crazy puppy, hopeless situation Jane/simple is proud against the wind!!” “顺风uzi！逆风狂小狗,绝境简自豪！！” „Congratulates the puppy to get out of misery finally, must refuel in QG well! This time must win the champion!” “恭喜小狗总算脱离苦海,在QG一定要好好加油！这次一定要拿冠军啊！” „Copy Ninja Siika, is unsolicited, asking everyone to lead the elder brother to be broad-minded.” “拷贝忍者西西卡,不请自来,请各位带哥海涵。” „Stressing civilization and fostering new practices, 6324 clash forward!” “讲文明树新风,6324向前冲！” „Some aren't really people the fans of electricity competition great infant?” “不会真有人是电竞巨婴的粉丝吧？” „............” “…………” The barrage of full screen mostly really likes the speech of powder frantically, occasionally the opinions of some black powders, was submerged in the barrage sea or is arrested to pass away by the quick of eye and hand real estate management at the scene. 满屏幕的弹幕大多是狂热真爱粉的发言,偶尔一些黑粉的言论,也被淹没在弹幕海里面或者被眼疾手快的房管当场逮捕去世。 Before long, before that was regarded as LPL and even world's first AD Uzi Jane/simple Zihao by the fans arrived at the camera . 不一会,那个被粉丝视作LPL乃至世界第一AD的Uzi简自豪来到了摄像头前。 Camera inside background is not at home, but indoor the training of QG corps. 摄像头里面的背景不是在家里,而是在QG战队的训练室内。 Why can still transfer smoothly in dark forces OMG Uzi QG, has the relation with him in the people's live broadcast. 原本还在黑暗势力OMG的Uzi为何能够顺利转会到QG,跟他在全民直播是有联系的。 Cracks a joke, OMG besides having beyond dark forces name, another ‚laudatory name’ electricity competition tomb. 开玩笑,OMG除了有黑暗势力这个称呼外,还有另外一个‘美称’电竞坟墓。 Comes OMG, wants to walk?? 来OMG可以,想走？？ Some retired obviously actually for 7-8 years, still was also the champion of active player to assist the fatty most to have the right to speak. 某个明明实际退役了7-8年,却依旧还属于在役选手的冠军辅助胖子最有发言权了。 Offended the abbot...... Boss Hou also to walk? 得罪了方丈……侯老板还想走？ That difficulty may winning with folding the Shaolin Monastery bronze statue of stool may be more difficult. 那难度可比打赢拿折凳的少林寺18铜人可难多了。 After experiencing the S5 Milky Way battleship OMG professional trough, Uzi by own live broadcast contract as the exchange, received exchange for own free body, this is why Uzi can achieve wishes to leave the reason of electricity competition tomb. 经历了S5的银河战舰OMG的职业低谷后,Uzi以自己的直播合同作为交换,换取自己的自由之身,这才是为什么Uzi能够如愿离开电竞坟墓的原因。 After sitting down, among live broadcasts that Uzi is watching the fun, showed the simple and honest smile, „, so many people? Thank everyone's gift, thank everyone supported.” 坐下后,Uzi看着热闹的直播间,露出了憨厚的笑容,“哇,这么多人吗？感谢大家的礼物,感谢大家的支持哈。” With the barrage interacted simply after several, Uzi opened the client side of League of Legends national mourning, chose the opening rank. 跟弹幕简单的互动了几句过后,Uzi就打开了英雄联盟国服的客户端,选择了开启排位。 Because the present is evening's prime time, has not arranged too for a long time, quick entered in the game match. 由于现在是晚上的黄金时间,并没有排太久,很快就进入到了游戏对局中。 Although that side the beautiful clothing/taking has the news, later rank can choose in advance the position ahead of time, but the national mourning has not renewed at present, therefore goes is looked the floor that generally oneself are at snatches the position. 尽管美服那边已经有消息,以后rank可以提前预选位置,但目前国服还没有更新,所以进去一般都是看自己所在的楼层抢位置。 Most classical is, 5 L is not auxiliary. 最经典的莫过于,5L不辅助。 The phenomenon high partition of this snatching position will be better, to win after all. 这种抢位置的现象高分段会好很多,毕竟都想赢。 Some Uzi luck are not good, in 4 L, therefore he types on own initiative. Uzi有些运气不好,在4L,所以他主动打字。 The South Korean are the monsters: does 4 L want ADC? Wraps C. 韩国人都是怪物:4L想要个ADC可以吗？包C。 Wu Lake Uzi: Lying trough! Puppy?? On me television? 芜湖Uzi:卧槽！小狗？？我上电视了？ Dop4 : banxiazi. Dop4:banxiazi。 I on King for the fragrant treasure: Uncanny, is really the dog master, dopa! This fell the ground to pick the minute/share casually! 我为馨宝上王者:鬼鬼,真是狗爷,还有dopa！这把分就掉地上了随便捡啊！ Looks at flattering of passer-by teammate, the happy expression on Uzi face is thicker, even if the black powder is numerous, cannot block him is the domestic most popular only two players, who in this life most two, smelly fart and narcissistic ages will be chased after, but isn't floating? 看着路人队友的吹捧,Uzi脸上的笑意更浓,哪怕黑粉众多,也挡不住他是国内人气最高的唯二选手,谁会在这个人生中最中二、臭屁、自恋的年纪被人追捧而不飘飘然呢？ The South Korean are the monsters: Haha, 韩国人都是怪物:哈哈, Everyone refuels together! both sides chose the lineup quickly. 大家一起加油！双方很快就选好了阵容。 Uzi in blue side: Starting off Titan, hits the wild excavator, the outpost sign, under path Xiaopao +. Uzi在蓝色方:上路泰坦、打野挖掘机、中路卡牌、下路小炮+莫甘娜。 Red side: The starting off big tree, hits the wild blind monk and middle of the mill small fish person and next road policewoman + ox head. 红色方:上路大树、打野盲僧、中路小鱼人、下路女警+牛头。 In the loading contact surface, the Uzi routine glance everyone's does ID, is looking besides Dopa have the acquaintance, when sees ID that one start off, he smiled one. 在loading界面,Uzi习惯性的扫视着所有人的ID,看除了Dopa以外还有没有熟人,当看到自家上路的ID的时候,他不由笑了一声。 Kills an area superior dog specially. 专杀一区优越狗。 „Haha, on my family single Qu ID that plays, sword Ji, did the result pull out on single Huanshen backhandedly?” Uzi teased with a smile. “哈哈,我家上单取了个玩瑞文、剑姬的ID,结果反手掏出了上单幻神？”Uzi笑着调侃道。 The barrage also teased. 弹幕也是纷纷调侃。 „Suggested that EDG responds to single Ao!” “建议去EDG应聘上单嗷！” „Does my goodness play the imaginary god? This has reached the EDG entering team standard!” “好家伙玩幻神？这已经达到EDG的入队标准了！” „Smiled, ID took was so fierce, the pure J8 charlatan who finally played?” “笑死了,ID取的这么猛,结果玩的这种纯J8混子是吧？” „Young fellow is promising, the EDG front door opens wide for you forever!” “小伙子有前途,EDG的大门永远为你敞开！” „............” “…………” Meanwhile. 与此同时。 In some dim hovel, a youngster looks that these familiar ID also smile to make noise. 某个昏暗的杂物间内,一名少年看着这些熟悉的ID也笑出了声。 „Yo, Woods, dopa? Does the classical card sign hit the small fish person? Did a A soldier play to end? That this dependable!!” Li Hansheng licked the lip excitedly, showed the smile of minute/share of slave. “哟,乌兹,dopa？经典卡牌打小鱼人是吧？A一下兵就游戏结束？那这一把稳了啊！！”李汉升兴奋的舔了舔嘴唇,露出了分奴的笑容。 This delivered the mouth the minute/share, opened mouth on the line. 这把分都送嘴边了,张开嘴就行。 Inflates points to describe. 膨胀一点来形容。 You told me, how did wyvern ride the face to lose?? 你告诉我,飞龙骑脸怎么输？？ „Ding...... to examine the game to open, the host elects the hero to be deep sea Titan, this/should hero locates for the tank is primarily supporting and opening the group, receives to injure, the last time system inspection opens, hopes that the host refuels well!” “叮……检测到游戏开启,宿主所选英雄为深海泰坦,该英雄定位为坦克以支援、开团、承伤为主,最后一次系统检测开启,希望宿主好好加油！” Right! 没错！ Li Hansheng obtained the system, but this system is very strange, before opens officially also the examination wanted Li Hansheng respectively won the game to open with the soldier and tank two different types on single heroes and different game styles. 李汉升获得了系统,但这个系统很奇怪,在正式开启前还有一个检测要李汉升分别用战士、坦克两种不同类型的上单英雄和不同的游戏风格来赢得游戏才能开启。 Giving the euphemistic name. 美其名曰。 Must train in a world champion level of all-round development him the list, therefore cannot the leaning branch. 要将他培养成一名全方位发展的世界冠军级上单,所以不能偏科。 So long as won this, can the official unlocking system. 只要赢了这一场,就能正式解锁系统。 to become famous to set up ten thousand in the present! 扬名立万就在今朝！ Goes to the TM hovel, later the buddy must sit the absolute C positions of training room! 去TM的杂物间,以后哥们儿要坐训练室的绝对C位！ „Puppy, if the system permits, I wish one could going out 500 give you, made you give to make up me while convenient.” “小狗,要是系统允许,我都恨不得把出门的500块让给你,顺便让你把我给补了。” The game just went, Li Hansheng on typed this line of characters, prepares to put out itself on the attitude of Oita! 游戏刚进去,李汉升就噼里啪啦的打出了这一行字,准备拿出自己上大分的态度来！ But is careful thinks, this can appear itself a little to lick the dog?? 但仔细一想,这样会不会显得自己有点太舔狗了？？ After all licks the dog dead like a dog. 毕竟舔狗不得好死。 The Internet also has the memory, if later became the world champions to be dug to work as the black material by the black powder, he didn't attach great importance to face-saving?? 互联网也是有记忆的,万一以后自己成了世界冠军被黑粉挖出来当黑料,他不要面子吗？？ Thinks, he chooses to erase these words, after buying to go out installs, goes out directly. 想了想,他选择删掉这句话,买好出门装后直接出门。 The direction that he walks is not starts off, but is the straight road downward walks! 只是他走路的方向并不是去上路而是笔直的往下路走！ Another side. 另外一边。 Uzi cuts the screen to go to look that from the beginning the barrage had not discovered, after helping the dozen opens to be red wildly, walk toward online, this discovered on one list Titan does not start off, instead runs up to under him in the thick patch of grass of road to stand is putting that on-hook motionlessly?? Uzi一开始切屏出去看弹幕并没有发现,等到帮打野开完红后往线上走,这才发现自家上单泰坦不去上路,反而跑到他下路的草丛里面站着一动不动搁那挂机？？ Associated is interacting to former everyone, this Titan did not speak only, in addition opening this strange behavior. 联想到之前所有人都在互动,唯独这个泰坦不说话,再加上开局这奇怪的行为。 Uzi seemed DNA in blood regained consciousness generally. Uzi仿佛是血液里的DNA苏醒了一般。 Crazy ping signal, while blurted out. 一边狂ping信号,一边脱口而出。 „Actor? Not? This can TM have the actor??” “演员？不是吧？这TM也能有演员啊？？”