I am one meow , no, I am a cat. 我是一只喵,哦,不,我是一只猫。 A rare blue fur rag doll meow , no, is the blue coat color rag doll cat. 一只罕见蓝色毛皮的布偶喵,哦,不,是蓝毛色布偶猫。 My name is Kitty Lan, to be honest, I do not like this name, these three blocks in the together timbre, listen is very ordinary, is very rustic, does not match with me. 我的名字是蓝小喵,说实话,我一点也不喜欢这个名字,这三个字组在一起的音色,听着就很普通,很土气,与我一点也不配。 But, the this kitty master is very fearful Human Race, very fearful that this kitty does not dare to resist, can only passive accepted this uncouth name. 可是,本喵的主人是一个很可怕的人族,非常可怕的那种,本喵根本不敢抗拒,只能被动的接受了这个俗气的名字。 The birth of this kitty was actually a mistake, in that moment that I was born, the instinct in within the body told this kitty, I should not be born at this time, this was an unfortunate matter. 本喵的出生其实是一个错误,在我出生的那一刻,体内的本能就告诉本喵,我不该在这个时候出世的,这是一个不幸的事情。 What is more unfortunate, the this kitty master, that Human Race within the body, has to let the aura that this kitty dreads. 更为不幸的是,本喵的主人,那个人族体内,有着让本喵畏惧的气息。 So long as the master close to this kitty in two meters, that aura makes this kitty not dare to move, moves does not dare to move, close to one meter , the this kitty meeting is unable to withstand, faints directly. 只要主人靠近本喵两米以内,那气息就让本喵不敢动,一动也不敢动,靠近一米以内,本喵会无法承受,直接晕厥。 In order to confirm this point, the master also attempted several times, this kitty thought that the master is intentionally, certainly is intentionally...... 为了确认这一点,主人还尝试了好几次,本喵觉得主人是故意的,一定是故意的…… Is arriving at couple of days ago of this world, this kitty once felt finished, a kitty life gloominess! 在来到这个世界的前两天,本喵一度觉得,完蛋了,喵生一片灰暗！ However, this kitty detected afterward, actually the matter is not bad, although this Human Race master is fearful, but, actually and without any malicious intent, fulfills duty is responsible for the this kitty daily life that very much fulfills responsibility, the three meals a day. 不过,本喵后来发觉,其实事情并没有那么坏,这位人族主人虽然可怕,但是,却并没有恶意,很尽职尽责的负责本喵的起居,三餐。 The sheep's milk flavor is very good, the flavor of nutrition paste is also good, this world is very happy...... 羊奶的味道很好,营养膏的味道也不错,这个世界还是很美好的…… Although the this kitty instinct told oneself, ate these things, perhaps is unable to grow up, but, this kitty cannot tell the master these, once exposed the this kitty unique element, that was finished, perhaps like Little White Mouse in television, was dissected to dismember, that fearful master certainly could do...... 虽然本喵的本能告诉自己,吃这些东西,恐怕是无法长大的,但是,本喵也不能告诉主人这些,一旦暴露本喵的特殊之处,那就完蛋了,恐怕像电视里的小白鼠一样,被解剖分尸,那可怕的主人一定做得出来…… Why knows these as for this kitty, learns from the television, that inside has the knowledge that has everything expected to find, many interesting plays. 至于本喵为何知道这些,都是从电视里学到的,那里面有着应有尽有的知识,还有很多有趣的番剧。 From the television, this kitty knows a secret, this kitty does not calculate actually real cat, why as for is the shape of cat, this this kitty is not clear. 从电视里,本喵知道一个秘密,本喵其实不算真的猫,至于为何是猫的形态,这个本喵也不清楚。 The this kitty intelligence quotient, according to the Human Race standard, should be the degree of talent, very of talent, let this kitty in half a month of birth, understood how this world was. 本喵的智商,按照人族的标准来说,应该是天才的程度,很天才的那种,也让本喵在出生的半个月里,了解到这个世界是怎样的。 This world is very fearful...... 这个世界很可怕…… Perhaps at the this kitty present small and weak degree, revealed that slightly a point is unusual, possibly encounters dissects and dismembers, and even the part of corpse must take away to perform various strange experiments. 以本喵现在的弱小程度,恐怕稍稍显露出一点异常,就可能遭到解剖、肢解,乃至尸体的部分还要拿去做各种奇奇怪怪的试验。 Therefore, this kitty wants to be careless, saves the strength little, when was powerful enough, again a master claw meow but actually...... 所以,本喵一定要苟着,一点点积蓄力量,等到足够强大了,再将主人一爪喵倒…… No, cannot do this, the master to this kitty is good, is too fearful except for within the body that aura. 不,不能这样做,主人对本喵还是不错的,除了体内那股气息太可怕。 Actually, even this kitty was powerful enough, should still be the can be victorious master, the instinct in within the body told this kitty, entire kitty life is not perhaps able to revolt against the master, the master, so long as stared, this kitty perhaps but actually. 其实,就算本喵足够强大了,应该也是打不过主人的,体内的本能告诉本喵,整个喵生恐怕都无法反抗主人,主人只要一瞪眼,本喵恐怕就倒了。 This is a sad matter...... 这是一件悲伤的事情…… Regardless these worries, this kitty actually crosses very well, by the words in television, is crossing the clothes the life that puts out a hand to be waited on hand and foot. 抛开这些烦恼,本喵其实过得很不错,以电视里的话来说,过着衣来伸手饭来张口的生活。 Every morning, the master before going out, will prepare the three meals a day for this kitty, the sheep's milk, the nutrition paste hundred eats does not tire, was the quantity was short of......, meow......, this kitty wants to eat. 每天早上,主人在出门前,都会为本喵准备好三餐,羊奶,营养膏百吃不厌,就是量少了点……,喵……,本喵又想吃了。 Master holiday time, two beautiful elder sisters drop around, always prepares various types of clothes to this kitty, this kitty handful in palm, is touches is to rub, that feeling is very comfortable, this kitty likes by to rub very much. 主人休息日的时候,还有两个美丽的姐姐来串门,总是给本喵准备各种衣服,将本喵捧在手心里,又是摸又是撸得,那种感觉很舒服,本喵很喜欢被撸。 Perhaps, this was just the feeling of birth cat baby, this kitty was born in less than half a month, is a baby...... 或许,这就是刚出生猫宝宝的感觉吧,本喵才出生不到半个月,也是个宝宝…… this kitty does not like the master resting actually, the master at home, I cannot manipulate the thing in house everywhere, the sound and electric appliance, refrigerator. 本喵其实不喜欢主人休息,主人不在家的时候,我能到处摆弄房子里的东西,音响、电器,还有冰箱。 These others who in the television see, the electrical appliances in house are many, the electrical appliances of master are so few, is very poor? 电视里看到的那些人家,房子里的家电都很多,主人的家电却这么少,是不是很穷？ Perhaps, the master is in a television poor compared with single dog, just marched into the society livestock of society, no money, supporting oneself is quite difficult, now must foster this kitty. 或许,主人就是电视里的穷比单身狗吧,刚步入社会的一条社畜,没什么钱,养活自己都比较困难,现在还要抚养本喵。 Such a looks, the master is very laborious, this kitty should not such evil intention guess the master. 这么一看,主人是很辛苦的,本喵不该那样恶意的揣测主人。 However, this kitty does not have no merit to speak, that two beautiful elder sister drops around each time, praised the master quite to have the affection, this kitty for the big enterprise that the master pursued the copulation object, made the major contributions. 不过,本喵也并不是一无是处,那两个美丽的姐姐每次来串门,都夸主人好有爱心,本喵为主人追求交配对象的大事业,也是做出重大贡献的。 Perhaps because of this point, the master treated this kitty is also getting more and more affable, again without idling being all right, is trying nearness, making this kitty faint. 或许因为这一点,主人对待本喵也越来越和蔼可亲了,再没有闲着没事,就试着靠近,让本喵晕厥过去。 Said that a happy matter, one week ago, this kitty had a little friend, Little White. 说件开心的事情,一周前,本喵有了一个小伙伴,小白。 Little White is Little White Mouse, this kitty does not know where it drills, that morning after the master went out, it fled. 小白是一只小白鼠,本喵也不知道它是从哪里钻出来的,那天早上主人出去后,它就窜出来了。 On the television said that the cat is the natural enemy of mouse, but, Little White sees this kitty, does not have the fear, but also is all right around this kitty saunters. 电视上说猫是老鼠的天敌,不过,小白见到本喵,却一点不带害怕的,还没事绕着本喵转悠。 Perhaps, this kitty is not one true meow, does not have meow that natural enemy aura, therefore, Little White does not fear this kitty. 或许,本喵并不是一只真正的喵,没有喵身上的那种天敌气息,所以,小白才不惧怕本喵吧。 This week of time, this kitty and Little White are very ripe, so long as the master is not, plays secretly together. 这一周的时间,本喵与小白已经很熟了,只要主人不在,就偷偷一起玩耍。 this kitty also divides the sheep's milk and nutrition paste to Little White, but, Little White does not seem to like eating, bumps does not bump, this is also good, this kitty also insufficiently eats. 本喵还分羊奶、营养膏给小白,但是,小白似乎不喜欢吃,碰都不碰,这样也好,本喵还不够吃呢。 Every day evening time, is the this kitty happiest time, is conducting the back the Little White same place, arrives at outside the next door building these others window, waits for 6 : 30 plays, looked that a volume changes families, has seen 12 points, comes back again secretly. 每天傍晚的时候,是本喵最开心的时候,驮着小白一起,到隔壁楼那些人家的窗户外,等待六点半的番剧,看完一集就换一户人家,一直看到十二点,再偷偷回来。 this kitty does not know that Little White looks cannot understand, but, it looks each time is enthralled, should also be able to understand. 本喵不知道小白看不看得懂,不过,它每次都看得那么入神,应该也能看懂一些吧。 Perhaps, Little White is like this kitty, is the talent in Little White Mouse. 或许,小白与本喵一样,也是小白鼠中的天才。 Little White Mouse this clan, is really pitiful clan, in the television many experiments, the living specimen specimen is Little White Mouse, is how cruel! 小白鼠这一族,真是悲惨的一族,电视里许许多多的试验,活体标本都是小白鼠,何其残忍！ If this kitty in the future has the sufficient strength, must change the law of this world, forbids to make the living specimen specimen with Little White Mouse, this is the friendship of this kitty to Little White presents! 本喵将来如果有足够的力量,一定要改变这个世界的法令,禁止用小白鼠做活体标本,这是本喵对小白的友谊馈赠！ What a pity, on that day does not know when can arrive, this kitty really anticipated very much when the time comes the master meets a face to flatter, requested that this kitty apportions his wealth, such master can get married white rich and beautiful, stepped onto the life peak. 可惜,那一天也不知道何时能够到来,本喵真的很期待,到时候主人一定会一脸谄媚,请求本喵分给他一点财富,这样主人就能迎娶白富美,走上人生巅峰了。 this kitty was good, thought these things , helping friend, has not considered oneself. 本喵太善良了,想到的这些事情,都是帮助身边的朋友,一点没有考虑到自己。 Such it seems like, this kitty has one greatly meow heart! 这么看来,本喵具有一颗伟大的喵心！ For these days, the talent such as this kitty started to study the new skill, grasps the Human Race writing. 这几天来,天才如本喵又开始学习新的技能,就是掌握人族的文字。 From the body structure, this kitty wants to start talking, should be incorrect, but, exchanges by the form and person of writing, is a good idea. 从身体构造来说,本喵想开口说话,应该是不行的,但是,以文字的形式与人交流,是一个不错的主意。 If this kitty grasped the writing, can like some inhabitants in other buildings, be all right sits before Light Screen, both hands such as fly to be the same, with Light Screen another end fellows to line. 如果本喵掌握了文字,就能像其他楼里的一些住户那样,没事就坐在光屏前,双手如飞一样,与光屏另一端的家伙们对线。 This matter seems like, is quite exciting, by the this kitty intelligence and ability, the claw fast, the fellows who certain resentment like lightning results in Light Screen another end suspects the life. 这种事看起来,相当刺激呢,以本喵的聪明才智,还有闪电般的爪速,一定怼得光屏另一端的家伙们怀疑人生。 What a pity the Human Race writing grammar is very complex, if the basic books were good. 可惜人族的文字语法很复杂,如果有一本入门书籍就好了。 Oh, studies Human Race writing matter, takes your time, this kitty the birth for half a month was less, kitty life, should also treat steadily now in the cat room, when a peaceful cat baby. 唉,学习人族文字这件事,还是慢慢来吧,本喵才出生半个月不到,喵生还长着呢,现在应该待在猫屋里,当一个安静的猫宝宝。 this kitty was stranded, first rests a while, the quick midnight, the master estimated that is early morning comes back...... 本喵困了,先睡一会儿,都快午夜了,主人估计又是凌晨时分回来…… —— —— Bang! 砰！ Another evening, the front door opens, Lin Chuan that just went out came back. 又一个傍晚,大门打开,刚出去的林川又回来了。 Kitty Lan hides in the cat room, the small ear trembles, it is somewhat strange, why the master turns back, what thing forgot to bring? 蓝小喵躲在猫屋里,小耳朵一颤一颤,它有些奇怪,为何主人又折返回来,是忘带什么东西了么？ In the living room, Lin Chuan sits before the table, wears Induction Goggles, is looking at images. 客厅里,林川坐在桌前,戴着感应护目镜,在看着一幕幕影像。 Time one minute/share one second passes by, Kitty Lan is somewhat anxious, a play that after a while 6 : 30, it liked again must start, can miss one volume today? That may be too uncomfortable. 时间一分一秒过去,蓝小喵有些焦急起来,再过一会儿就六点半了,它喜爱的番剧就要开始了,难道今天要错过一集吗？那可太难受了。 Is steep, Kitty Lan shivers, the attractive eye revealed the panic-stricken color, Little White came out generally at this time, if were seen by the master, that what to do? 陡得,蓝小喵一阵颤抖,漂亮的眼睛露出惊恐之色,小白一般是这时候出来,如果被主人看到,那怎么办？ Little Blue Cat is praying at heart, Little White, you may not come out! If were discovered by the master, this kitty could not save you! 小蓝猫心里祈祷着,小白,你可千万别出来啊！如果被主人发现,本喵也救不了你啊！ squeak squeak...... 吱吱…… white shadow fled together, before arriving at the cat room, impressively is Little White. 一道白影窜了出来,来到猫屋前,赫然是小白。 In the Kitty Lan heart calls out, why your Little White must come out, you will be dissected by the master, escapes a bit faster! 蓝小喵心中嚎叫,你这小白为什么要出来,你会被主人解剖的,快点逃！ What a pity, Little White Mouse does not know the Kitty Lan innermost feelings the idea, when saunters before the cat room, runs up to near the table, under foot of Lin Chuan. 可惜,小白鼠并不知蓝小喵内心的想法,待在猫屋前转悠一圈,就跑到桌子边,林川的脚下。 Then, Lin Chuan bends the waist, grasps Little White Mouse in the palm. 而后,林川一弯腰,将小白鼠抓在手掌中。 Meow......, ended, Little White! 喵……,完了,小白！ The friends, this kitty could not save you, sorry...... 朋友,本喵救不了你,对不起…… Kitty Lan trembles, pokes head from the cat room, it has the courage, wants to save the only friend, sees Lin Chuan to take a look exactly. 蓝小喵哆哆嗦嗦的,从猫屋探出头,它鼓起勇气,想要救下唯一的朋友,恰好看到林川瞅过来。 Meow...... 喵…… A cat called, Kitty Lan flew to retract generally the cat room, the small physique shivered, was quite fearful! It almost faints. 一声猫叫,蓝小喵飞一般缩回了猫屋,小身板一个劲颤抖,好可怕！它差点晕过去。 At this time, saw Lin Chuan to put the ground Little White Mouse, pressed a key on Induction Helmet. 这时,就见林川将小白鼠放到地上,按动感应头盔上的一个按键。 Ding! 叮！ Little White Mouse both eyes shines, projects together the light screen, falls before the cat room. 小白鼠两眼亮起,射出一道光幕,落在猫屋前。 In the light screen, one after another Holographic Image appears, at the Little White Mouse angle of view, records this week the tips. 光幕中,一道道全息影像浮现,是以小白鼠的视角,记录这一周来的点点滴滴。 „Meow......, what is this?!” “喵……,这是什么？！” Kitty Lan is staring the small eye, the small physique trembles, intelligent such as it, understands quickly this is anything. 蓝小喵瞪着小眼睛,小身板瑟瑟发抖,聪明如它,很快明白这是什么。 Not far away, Lin Chuan squatted, stares at Little Blue Cat in cat room, the smile was saying: „Kitty Lan, you should come out, introduced oneself?” 不远处,林川蹲了下来,盯着猫屋里的小蓝猫,微笑道:“蓝小喵,你是不是该出来,重新介绍一下自己？” Pū passes...... 噗通…… Kitty Lan collapses before the cat room, before it faints, flashes through a thought that this world was too fearful! 蓝小喵瘫倒在猫屋前,在它晕倒前,闪过一个念头,这世界真的太可怕了！ this kitty perhaps not really meow, but, master, you really careless! 本喵或许不是真的喵,但是,主人,你是真的苟啊！