Chapter 79you are so how familiar!( Soughtto subscribe)
第79章你怎么这么熟悉!(求首订)Was reasonable, whensaw that thistitleZhouresolutesmelledsomedeepflavor, ifthisinsomemountain, hedoes not thinkoneselfare strolling the Bstand.
讲道理,在看到这个标题的时候周毅就闻到了某种深深的味道,如果这不是在某山,他都以为自己在逛b站了。Nowonlinewill frequently presentsometo explode the firesuddenly the event, for example a prettygirlwhy, in any casethismatterverycoincidencewas patted, then the explodingfire of coincidence.
现在网上经常会出现一些突然爆火的事件,比如一个漂亮的女孩子干嘛干嘛,反正这件事就很巧合的被拍下,然后很巧合的爆火。Next dayorthirdday, will have a titlein the Bstandis«IIsSomeone of SomeSuch and suchEvent, IMove intoBStation»and so onvideo.
第二天或者第三天,在b站就会有一个标题为《我是某某某事件的谁谁谁,我入驻b站啦》之类的视频。Thenissomebewildered„do not smilechallenge”, „readscommentary”, as well asmost classical„Ibynetviolent”......
接着就是一些莫名其妙的“不要笑挑战”,“读评论”,以及最经典的“我被网暴了”……Zhouresolutedoes not wantto appraiseanythingtothesemarketingevents, everyoneislives hand to mouthto eat, noissue.
周毅并不想对这些营销事件本身评价什么,大家都是混口饭吃,没什么问题。Howeveryouputthisto speak irresponsibly, thathad the issue!
但是你搁这乱说,那就有问题了!„sideDazhuang, youfirstwaits, herehas a goodthing, youfirsthave a look.”
“方大状,你先等等,我这里有个好东西,你先看看。”sideDazhuanghearsword who similarly the preparationdrivesto leavestopped the footsteps, received the cell phonefromZhouresolute the hand, looked the titlestartsto smilesimilarly.
同样准备开车离开的方大状闻言停下了脚步,从周毅手中接过手机,一看标题同样开始笑。„Whatthisnetis thinkingred, is recklessfor the current capacity?”
“这个网红是在想什么呢,为了流量都已经不顾一切了吗?”Opens the videopoint, two peoplelookcuriously.
将视频点开,两人好奇地看着。Comes upisthatLingelder sisteris scratching the tearspicture, wipestearswhilesaid: „Iinitiallywas only a housewife, because of the sentimentaldisagreement/not withdivorce, actuallyseparatedwith the entiresociety.”
一上来就是那位玲姐在擦眼泪的画面,一边抹眼泪一边说道:“我当初只是一个家庭主妇,因为感情不和离婚,却和整个社会脱钩。”„But can only startnetworkanchorroad, makes moneyto supportmy son, Ionlywantto make moneycalmly and steadily.”
“无奈之下只能开始走网络主播这条路,赚点钱养活我儿子,我只想安安稳稳地赚点钱。”„Finallyyesterday, Iwas invitedthatcommunityhasevent that occupies the berth, the vehicle ownersaid that owncar(riage)was surrounded, thereforeIsaid that asks the situation, canhelpsolvesolveson the help.”
“结果昨天,我被邀请说那个小区有占车位的事件,车主说自己的车被困住了,所以我就说去问问情况,能帮忙解决的就帮忙解决。”„But, that berthmaster of opposite party is also an anchor . Moreover the fansquantityare very many, endedafteryesterday'slive broadcastIhave been scolded, everyoneis scoldingme, the entirenightIhave not slept.”
“但没想到,对方的那个车位主人也是个主播,而且粉丝数量特别多,从昨天直播完后我就被一直骂,所有人都在骂我,整整一夜我都没有睡觉。”„My soncomfortsme, said that mother yourests the meeting, I can only tellhim, Icannot fall asleep, Ido not know that Imade the any mistake, makingso manypeoplescoldme.”
“我的儿子安慰我,说妈妈你睡会吧,我只能告诉他,我睡不着,我不知道我到底做错了什么,让这么多人来骂我。”„Finallywantsto rest the meetingtomethis morning, the discoveryscoldedmyare more than yesterday, Ifelt myselfa littledespondentlyalready......”
“结果到了今天上午我想睡会,却发现骂我的比昨天还要多,我感觉自己已经有点抑郁了……”„Ionlywanttomy son a warmfamily/home, to lethishappygrowing up, Iam only the ordinarysingle mother......”
“我只想给我儿子一个温暖的家,让他开开心心的长大,我只是个普通的单亲妈妈而已……”sideDazhuangis repressing laughterforcefully, butnearbyZhouresolutehasto plantimpulsion that falls the cell phone.
方大状在强行忍着笑,而旁边的周毅已经有种摔手机的冲动了。„GoodZhouresolute, youalsodofrom the media, oneselfalsoknow, no matter the entertainment worldor the anchorencircleare spreadinga few words, calledblack red is also red.”
“好了周毅,你也是做自媒体的,自己也知道,不管是娱乐圈还是主播圈都流传着一句话,叫黑红也是红。”„Somepeoplehe is to make youscold, youmorescoldedhimhimto be happier.”
“有的人吧他就是让你骂的,你越骂他他越开心。”„Greatteacherhad said that when the profitachieves300%, theyare even willingto betrayto strangleoneselfrope, shedepends on the net of current capacityeating mealto be red, youdo not needto be angry.”
“伟大导师曾经说过,当利润达到百分之三百的时候,他们甚至愿意出卖绞死自己的绳索,她就是一靠流量吃饭的网红,你没必要生气。”„Moreoverlikethistype, behindthatdefinitelyhas the company.”
“而且像这种,那背后肯定有公司呢。”Zhouresolutenods: „Shouldbethis, Ihad also saidwithheryesterday, fabricates a rumorto slandertheserepeaterto achieve500timesto enter the punishment, shewas also scaredat that timeprobably.”
周毅点点头:“应该是这样,我昨天还和她说过,造谣诽谤这些转发次数达到五百次就会入刑,她当时也好像被吓着了。”„Behindmyaudiencemanyran her sideto watch the fun, shouldbegivesto bring the current capacity, Isentanothervideoyesterday, was supposinggaveto bring the heat degree, thereforedisregardsnowrubshardly.”
“不过后面我的观众好多都跑去她那边看热闹了,应该是给带来了流量,我昨天又发了另一个视频,估摸着又给带来了热度,所以现在就不管不顾地硬蹭了。”„ButsideDazhuang, thislooks that is to make the personbe angryvery much, this meaningis very obvious, probablyisImakes the person of netviolentshesame, youlook atthiscommentaryarea, this can also look.”
“但是方大状,这看着就是让人很生气啊,她这意思很明显,好像就是我让人网暴她一样,你看这评论区,这还能看嘛。”Commentingin the areaisonepiecedenounces, even the keyboardhero in Zhouresoluteaudiencemaster, such asBodhisattvabrotherthis, had startedsolowith the fan of opposite party!
评论区里已经是一片声讨,甚至于周毅观众老爷中的键盘侠,诸如菩萨兄这样的,已经和对方的粉丝开始了solo!Takes the account numberas the center of circle, takescommenting the areamakes a circleas the radius, everywhere one visit, isinfertile.
以账号为圆心,以评论区为半径画圆,所到之处,已经是寸草不生。Zhouresoluteplansto continueto complainseveral, actuallysuddenlydiscovered,ownfrontappearedunexpectedlyagainthreelines of characters!
紧接着周毅打算继续吐槽几句呢,却突然发现,自己的面前居然再次浮现了三行字!
The foggrass, systemthiswasstraightens out, on a dutydid not havein the situation of conclusion, can thisdutyalsostart?
雾草,系统这是开窍了啊,上一个任务没结束的情况下,这个任务也可以开始了?Howeverseeminglyalsonormal, the berthdisputeopposite partiesagreedto mediate, had a look atcompletion, was supposingwent backto mediatecompletesvideooneround, canlead the rewarddirectly.
不过貌似也正常,车位纠纷对方都同意调解了,看看完成度,估摸着回去调解完成视频一发,就直接能领奖励了。Choosesone: The opposite partyafter allare the single mothers, rich/forgiveRenchu, andrich/forgivepeople.
选择一:对方毕竟是个单亲妈妈,得饶人处且饶人。Choosestwo: Sincesheis willingjust, thatjustto get up, making the fanslaunch the counter-attack!
选择二:既然她愿意刚,那就刚起来,让粉丝发起反击!Choosesthree: The harmonious society not noisyis not noisy, the backhandincreases the heat degree, forother, does not only wantto seeappearance that shesheds bitter tearstruly!
选择三:和谐社会不吵不闹,反手加大热度,不为别的,只想看到她真正痛哭流涕的样子!This...... Zhouresolutethought that the systemis doing itself, that„rich/forgiveRenchuhisblood pressure that andbountifulperson”listens tois a little high.
啊这……周毅觉得系统在搞自己,那句“得饶人处且饶人”听的他有点血压高。
The thirdchoice, thatmeaningis not a little clear, withrechargesbackhandedly1 milliontimesalsoa littledistinguishes.
只是第三个选择,那个意思有点不明白,和反手充值一百万的时候还有点区别。WhenZhouresoluteis a little blurry, frontsideDazhuangsmiledagain: „Zhouresolute, Ido not makeyoube angry, if angryusefully, thatalsowants the lawto do.”
而在周毅有点迷糊的时候,面前的方大状再次笑了:“周毅啊,我只是不让你生气,如果生气有用的话,那还要法律干嘛。”„Ialwaysthink that the insignificantvitality/angryis useless, libel, besidesretransmitting500times, browsing5000times, thisvideoheat degreehigh, suchtimetens of thousandsbroadcastshave measured......”
“我一贯以为无意义的生气是没用的,诽谤罪,除了转发五百次,还有浏览次数五千次,唔,这视频热度蛮高的嘛,这么点时间都已经几万播放量了……”„Happen, wein the courtentrance, make a pleasant surprisetoher, yousearch for the evidence, Ipropose the lawsuit, somepeople, shedoes not go to feel, shedoes not know the fear.”
“正好,咱就在法院门口呢,给她弄个惊喜,你搜证据,我提诉讼,有的人啊,她不进去感受一下,她都不知道害怕的。”Un......?
嗯……嗯?Hearsthat„, if angryusefully, whythatalsowants the law” the timeZhouresoluteinexplicablefeeling, treads the horserecentlythissayingheardprobablymuch!
听到那句“如果生气有用,那还要法律干嘛”的时候周毅莫名感觉,踏马的最近这话好像听到了不少!EspeciallysaidfromsideDazhuang the mouthcloudpoor business conditionslightly, oftenyes: Ifxxuseful, thatalsowants the lawto do.
尤其是从方大状嘴里云淡风轻地说出来,动不动就是:如果xx有用的话,那还要法律干嘛。In any casebehindhimsurelyfollowinglaw......
反正他后面必定跟着法律……Howeveralwaysfelt where is not right, sideDazhuangsaidobviouslyheis the peoplesues the attorney, is skilled in the contract marriagewait/etca series ofpeoplecommercial laws, butactuallyopened mouthto shut upsaid that mustdeliver......
但是老感觉哪里不对,方大状明明说他是民诉律师,精通合同婚姻等等一系列的民商法,但是却张嘴闭嘴就说要把人送进去……HisZhouresolutestudiesfew, what heobtainsto be clearis the civil law, whatis the criminal law!
他周毅是读书少,但是他分得清什么叫民法,什么叫刑法的!„It is not right, sideDazhuang, the libel, mustdeliver the opposite party, shouldn't wereport to the police? Whymustgo to the courtto sue, suingthatis notreputation/honoraryanything......”
“诶不对,方大状,诽谤罪,要把对方送进去,我们不是应该去报警吗?为什么要去法院起诉,起诉那不是名誉什么的……”sideDazhuangturns aroundto look atZhouYidao: „Teachesyou, the slanderis the private prosecutioncase, knows that is called‚tellsprocesses’, in other words, youwantto makehersquat for severaldays, youmustcome the courtprosecutionto be goodpersonally.”
方大状转过身来看着周毅道:“教你一下,诽谤呢属于自诉案件,知道吧,叫做‘告诉才处理’,也就是说,你想让她蹲几天,你得亲自来法院起诉才行。”
...... Zhouresoluteis not suddenly enlighted, unexpectedlythis, trulywashestudiesfew.
唔……周毅恍然大悟,居然还有这样的,确实是他读书少了。HoweversideDazhuang, isthatissue, yousuea littlefamiliarto the punishmentexcessive......
但是方大状,还是那个问题,你对刑诉有点熟悉的过分了啊……„, Idid not suggestyousuenow, youlooked that the present rangesheissued the videois less than onehour, youfirstwait, waitto fermentslightly.”
“不过嘛,我是不建议你现在就起诉的,你看现在距离她发布视频才不到一个小时,你先等等,等稍微酝酿一下。”
, OnsideDazhuang the faceshowedsomefunnyfacial expression: „MoreoverIsuggested that youbestalsodespondentlyare notsaidsuddenly, only then the magiccanresist the magic.”
顿了顿,方大状脸上露出了某种好笑的神情:“而且我建议你最好也抑郁一下不是说嘛,只有魔法才能对抗魔法。”
The hemp, the Zhouresolutethoroughhemp, heunderstandsnowthatchoosesthreemeanings.
麻了,周毅彻底的麻了,他现在明白了那个选择三的意思。Thinksto look, master who sideDazhuangworks as the system, probablyis more suitable!
想想看,方大状当系统的主人,好像更适合啊!„What kind of, youridea, Iafter allam only an attorney, givesyou is also only the suggestion.”sideDazhuangregainedthattemperateconditionto sayagain.
“怎么样,你的想法呢,我毕竟只是个律师,给你的也只是建议而已。”方大状再次恢复了那种温和的状态道。
If not and opposite partyis very ripe, Zhouresoluteonlywantsto leave the distant pointnowslightly.
如果不是和对方很熟,周毅现在都只想稍微离远点。Hefeelsthiseverywhere one visit, even if the stray dog of roadsidemustbe delivered......
他感觉这位所到之处,就算是路边的流浪狗都得被送进去……„sideDazhuang, yousaidis reasonable, thatfirstferments, happen toIalsocollect the evidence, as fordespondent, Ireallycannot achieve......”
“方大状,你说的有道理,那就先酝酿一下吧,正好我也搜集证据,至于抑郁,我实在做不到……”Second , to continue to seek the subscriptionto ask the ticket, thanked the hegemonto hunt for the pigeonperson.
第二更,继续求订阅求票,感谢盟主猎鸽人。
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