War of Chapter 172 magic and magic! 第172章魔法和魔法之战！ Will ask that regarding little slow miss this issue, Zhou resolute feels very normal. 对于小徐姑娘会问出这个问题,周毅觉得很正常。 Because of he himself, including the week joyfully, including side Dazhuang, had expressed own view about this issue. 因为他自己,包括周欣然,包括方大状,都曾经关于这个问题发表过自己的看法。 But in this, Zhou resolute most approves regarding Su aunt's view. 而这里面,周毅对于苏大妈的说法最为认同。 „little slow, you said that they do know oneself are in mindless?” Zhou resolute looks that the front aunt said. “小徐,你说他们知不知道自己是在不讲理呢？”周毅看着前面的大妈道。 little slow miss thinks to say carefully: „Brother Zhou, should not know...... you looked this aunt also feels should the traffic police manages.” 小徐姑娘仔细想了想道:“周大哥,应该是不知道吧……你看这个大妈也是觉得都应该交警管。” „No, little slow, I told you, they were not really do not know, but in the past, they obtained through this mindless way, therefore to the present, they had been used to it not to reason with......” “不,小徐,我告诉你,他们并不是真的不知道,而是在过去,他们通过这种不讲理的方式得到了很多,所以到了现在,他们就已经习惯了不讲理……” Or also this inside has probably already the thing that is established by usage. 亦或者说,这里面有很多好像已经约定俗成的东西。 For example facing the civil rights mechanism/organization, individual occupies the principle probably forever, looks for you in any case, you do not solve to me, that is you are not right. 比如面对公权机关,个人好像永远都占理,反正就找你,你不给我解决,那就是你不对。 Not words that goes to the manages opposite party to do best to convince, recognized, I am depending on you in any case, you must solve to me. 不去管对方苦口婆心的话,就是认定了,反正我就赖着你,你就得给我解决。 Is I am weak I to hold true, you, can you also make me lose money like this? 还有就是我弱我有理,你都这样了,你还得让我赔钱？ First did not say other, you compensate cannot repay is a matter, your attitude is a different matter! 先不说其他的,你赔不赔得起是一回事,你这个态度是另一回事！ Probably what happened, you absolutely do not have the plan to compensate. 就好像发生了什么事,你根本就没打算来赔。 „Brother Zhou, I understood your meaning probably, therefore you in the neighbor to that building, occupied berth that before are they earnestly.” little slow miss said looking pensive. “周大哥,我大概明白你的意思了,所以你之前对那个楼上的邻居,还有占车位那个都是和他们较真到底了。”小徐姑娘若有所思道。 „Right, I am also actually stubborn, was they made a mistake obviously, why many people said that made me consider as finished, why?” “对,我这个人其实也是认死理的,明明就是他们错了,为什么很多人都说让我算了吧,凭什么呢？” „Depends on the noise that they can not be concerned about face, but can't I put down my face? No, I am educated, will never be used to others.” “就凭他们可以不要脸的闹,而我不能放下自己的脸？不,我是受过专业教育的,从来不会惯着别人。” Only if there are other ideas...... 除非有其他想法…… Naturally, behind those words Zhou resolute has not said. 当然,后面那句话周毅没有说出来。 Other anything idea, refers specifically some suddenly is grasped a case in the network of live broadcast red...... 其他什么想法,具体参考某正在直播的网红突然被抓一案…… „They really said that is the unprincipled person, is not, for example you said occupies berth that he feels such minor matter, how I definitely cannot.” “他们真的说是坏人吧,也不是,比如你说的占车位那个,他就是觉得这么点小事,我肯定不会咋样。” , Song Xiaofei has the meaningful glance after that in any case specially, couple days ago in the community, saw the Zhou resolute parents will greet on own initiative. 反正从那之后,宋晓飞特别有眼色,前几天在小区里,见到周毅爸妈都会主动打招呼。 Moreover saw that carried the thing to come up the help...... 而且看到拎着东西了都想上来帮忙…… Is explodes not without reason probably, many that Zhou resolute said that but nearby little slow miss also hears to be very earnest. 大概是有感而发吧,周毅说的不少,而旁边的小徐姑娘也听得很认真。 However this atmosphere continued for five minutes then to be broken merely. 不过这种氛围仅仅持续了五分钟便被打断了。 Then saw that one line of three people walked, what forefront is one roughly about 50 -year-old woman. 便看到一行三人走了进来,最前面的是一个约莫五十岁左右的女人。 Yes, the woman, is not an aunt. 是的,女人,不是大妈。 What? You asked how my woman and aunt of this age differentiate...... 什么？你问我这个年纪的女人和大妈如何区分…… How this Zhou resolute does not know divides, felt related with the body weight? 这周毅也不知道怎么划分,感觉和体重有关？ Thinks carefully, probably gets old regarding these, works hard, the body puts on weight, we will call the aunt. 仔细想想,好像对于那些上了年纪,操劳很多,身体发福的,我们会叫大妈。 But regarding as before, will call the aunt who these statures maintain...... 而对于那些身材保持的依旧可以,会叫阿姨…… Only can say that face value thing, really passes through in our ages, is always affecting us. 只能说颜值这个东西,真的是贯穿于我们的年龄之中,无时无刻不在影响我们。 „Wait, are you do do?” “等等,你们是来干嘛的？” Saw that some people came, the simultaneous/uniform inscription looked like saw the liberator, rushed to go forward to ask. 见到有人来了,齐铭就像是看到了救星,赶忙上前问道。 Is the woman of head said directly: „Comrade hello/you good, I surnamed Zhao, called Zhao Wenjing, then this was my son Lu Xuewen, my son's girlfriend.” 为首的女人直接道:“同志你好,我呢姓赵,叫赵文静,然后这是我儿子吕学文,还有我儿子的女朋友。” „Then my son received your call, said that he drives today gave the person to splash water? Then can also make him come?” “然后我儿子接到了你们的电话,说他今天开车的时候给人溅了一身水？然后还必须让他来？” Yo, this was Lord, but Zhou resolute and little slow miss looked at each other one, such matter, when mother can also act? 哦呦,这是正主来了,只是周毅和小徐姑娘对视一眼,这么个事,当妈的还要出面？ Moreover comes up a little aggressive feeling! 而且一上来就有点咄咄逼人的感觉！ „Brother Zhou, this female felt that looks like such minor matter should not ask his son to be the same.” “周大哥,这女的给人感觉就像是这么点小事不应该找他儿子一样。” Zhou resolute shrugs: „You remove the feeling.” 周毅耸耸肩:“你把感觉去掉。” Zhou actually really wants to complain, your also gave such a name, gentle, where your was gentle. 周某人其实是真的想吐槽,就你这还取了一个这样的名字,文静,你这哪里文静了。 However he first let alone words, as main force output position, good that do not taunt randomly. 不过他还是先别说话,作为主力输出位,还是不要乱嘲讽的好。 Opposite traffic police simultaneous/uniform Ming felt immediately the temples start to beat. 对面的交警齐铭顿时感觉太阳穴开始跳动。 The importance that here can see the experience, regarding old Li's such senior police, this matter was not the matter. 这里就能看出经验的重要性了,对于老李那样的资深片警,这种事都不算事。 His so many years basic unit experiences, what person has not seen. 他这么多年的基层经历,什么样的人没见过。 Also after running into Zhou resolute has to expose to guard slightly, but now, old Li has practiced the boundary of invulnerability. 也就是在遇到周毅之后稍微有点破防,不过现在,老李已经修炼到刀枪不入的境界了。 „Ms. Zhao, your son, when drives not to decelerate through the water road surface, instead the acceleration passes another vehicle, the tire steamroll water, causes and other several person whole face whole bodies of public transportation is the water.” “赵女士,您儿子在驾车通过积水路面的时候没有减速,反而加速超车,轮胎碾压积水,致使等公交的几个人满脸满身都是水。” „Its behavior has violated our country road safety law, after the opposite party reported to the police, my traffic police team informed your son to process according to law, did you understand what is heard?” “其行为已经违反了我国道路安全法,所以在对方报警之后,我交警队依法通知你的儿子来处理,您听明白了吗？” However, what making him not think, opposite Ms. Zhao heard that the word sound was louder: „Comrade, the police forces in our country do not have to this situation probably wealthily, even can the splashing water manage?” 然而,让他没想到的是,对面的赵女士闻言声音更大了:“同志,咱们国家的警力好像没有富裕到这个地步吧,连溅水都要管吗？” „That is not careful, without seeing that pile of water, this which family/home drives also to see that has the water to decelerate, that today truly worries, my son goes to the object home today for the first time.” “那就是不小心,没看到那一堆水,这谁家开车还能看到有水就减速啊,那今天确实着急呢,我儿子今天第一次去对象家里。” „Result is meeting with the opposite party parents, you give to telephone to inform, this affects in a big way......” “结果正在和对方父母见面呢,你们给打电话通知,这影响得多大……” simultaneous/uniform Mingwen said interrupts the words of opposite party directly: „Ms. Zhao, I reminded you again, your son was illegal, therefore we informed him, was wealthy with the police forces or not are not related, so long as were illegal, we will conduct process in accordance with the law!” 齐铭闻言直接打断对方的话:“赵女士,我再次提醒您,您儿子违法了,所以我们通知他,和警力富裕与否没有关系,只要违法了,我们都会进行依法处理！” The tone in this saying to be very special, let alone others, always the ignorant little slow girls understood what is heard. 这话里的语气很特殊,别说其他人了,就连一向懵懂的小徐姑娘都听明白了。 The meaning of this traffic police comrade is very simple, your son sees the bride's side parents this is your family's matter, are not related with us. 这位交警同志的意思很简单,你儿子见女方父母这是你家的事,和我们没有关系。 We deal with according to law. 我们只是依法进行处理。 „Good was good, aiya, does not want to fine, punishes, this money can leave!” Zhao Wenjing beckons with the hand to say there. “行了行了,哎呀,不就是想罚钱嘛,罚呗,这点钱还是出得起的！”赵文静在那里摆摆手道。 Right now simultaneous/uniform Ming the face sank completely: „Ms. Zhao, I warned you for the last time, your son was illegal, did not decelerate to lose headway through the water road surface, moreover passed another vehicle from the right side!” 这下子齐铭的脸完全沉了下来:“赵女士,我最后一次警告你,你的儿子违法了,通过积水路面不减速慢行,而且还从右侧超车！” „We deal with according to law!” “我们是依法进行处理！” Probably is the words that warned sounds very serious, Zhao Wenjing of tooth point mouth advantage also shut up, does not dare to say anything again. 大概是警告的话听起来很严重,原本牙尖嘴利的赵文静也闭上了嘴,不敢再说什么。 Naturally, she has not seen, in oneself behind, son's the expression on girlfriend fragrance face had not felt better. 当然,她并没有看到,在自己身后,儿子的女朋友芳芳脸上的表情就一直没好过。 Fragrance little while truly felt not very good! 芳芳这会儿确实感觉很不好！ In her opinion, traffic police, since the notice said that has the mistake, that comes obediently, this/should payment payment, this/should processing processing, not on line. 在她看来,人家交警既然通知说有错,那就乖乖地来,该交钱交钱,该处理处理,不就行了嘛。 Finally, oneself this boyfriend must lead his mother to come together, moreover on the road, this Auntie Zhao is speaking some words unceasingly. 结果呢,自己这男朋友非得带着他妈一起来,而且在路上,这位赵阿姨就在不断地说着一些话。 The present traffic police want to fine, added that anything met her to go to say well with the opposite party. 说现在的交警就是想罚款,还说什么等会她去了就好好和对方说说。 Moreover, from beginning to end, from joining his mother, to the present, oneself this boyfriend had not expressed any opinion! 而且,从始至终,从接上他妈,一直到现在,自己这男朋友就没有表达过任何自己意见！ Was his mother said that anything was anything. 都是他妈说什么就是什么。 Can't he look? The traffic police had warned over and over, said this is the illegal activity, why he cannot come out to speak a few words! 他难道看不出来吗？人家交警已经再三警告,说这是违法行为,为什么他就不能出来说一句话呢！ Pouring is not pure because of this matter, but in this matter, her boyfriend manifests the attitude, making her feel very uncomfortable! 倒也不是单纯因为这件事,而是在这件事中,她的男朋友体现出来态度,让她觉得特别不舒服！ Often was my mother said, my mother said that we one will listen to my mother...... 动不动就是我妈说,我妈说的,咱们一会就听我妈的…… The time of before chatting has not felt anything, felt that the opposite party has said mother, should be very filial that. 以前聊起来的时候也没觉得什么,就感觉对方一直把母亲挂在嘴边,应该是会很孝顺的那种。 However this time, this feeling was too simply terrifying! 但是这一次,这种感觉简直太恐怖了！ Such matter can also make his mother take responsibility completely, before the fragrance, thinks that this Auntie Zhao must come, is helping the payment, or looks for the relations. 这样的事还能完全让他妈做主,芳芳之前还以为这个赵阿姨要来,是来帮着交钱,或者说找找关系的。 ...... Traces own belly, on the face of fragrance flashes through one to hesitate, what to do I should. 只是……摸了摸自己的肚子,芳芳的脸上闪过一丝迟疑,我到底该怎么办呢。 Has not decelerated through the water, splashes several people of water, this time started out withstood/top the standard fine, 200 Yuan! 通过积水没有减速,溅几人一身水,这次开出了顶格罚款,两百元！ Does not act according to the regulations to pass another vehicle, is the right side passes another vehicle, three points, 200 Yuan. 还有不按规定超车,也就是右侧超车,三分,两百元。 Right hears passes another vehicle must deduct points the fine, Lu Xuewen a little cannot bear say: „Comrade, my, what traffic accident this has not had, how can also deduct points the fine?” 听到右侧超车也要扣分罚款,吕学文有点忍不住道:“同志,我这个,这个也没发生什么交通事故,怎么还要扣分罚款啊？” simultaneous/uniform Ming looks the monitoring video in the cell phone patting, then gives to issue to the opposite party to look: 齐铭将手机里拍下来的监控视频找出来,然后放给对方看: „You looked, you exercised in the middle, then ultra came from the right side, changes among the traffic lane immediately, constitutes a complete right side passing another vehicle behavior.” “你看,你原本在中间行使,然后从右侧超过来,又马上换到中间车道,已经构成了一个完整的右侧超车行为。” In the monitoring the clearness of racket, arrives at the right side, then surpassed the past, and middle. 监控里拍的明明白白,开到右侧,然后超过去,又并回了中间。 „But Comrade, I looked that on the street there are many people to pass another vehicle from the right, how are they all right?” “可是同志,那我看街上有很多人都从右边超车的,那他们怎么没事？” Regarding this, simultaneous/uniform Ming gave very detailed explanation. 对于这,齐铭给了很详细的解释。 „The right side passes another vehicle to have in several situations is not illegal, for example you surpassed in the past, then has gone in right side traffic lane, or after you passed another vehicle, started out conducts to change is also all right very much again, or you have gone in the right side, surpassed the past directly.” “右侧超车有几种情况下是不违法的,比如你超过去之后便一直在右侧车道行驶,或是你超车之后开出很远再进行变道也没事,或者你一直在右侧行驶,直接超过去。” „These behaviors are not illegal, but you surpassed to change the middle quickly, this was the illegal situation that the right side passed another vehicle!” “这几种行为都不违法,但是你超出去很快就变回了中间,这就是右侧超车的违法情况！” simultaneous/uniform Ming will certainly not say, can discover this is to hug the grass completely hits the rabbit...... 齐铭当然不会说,能发现这个完全是搂草打兔子…… To ask you to pass by the evidence that the water does not decelerate to come, finally also saw right side passes another vehicle...... 原本只是想找你路过积水不减速的证据来着,结果还看到了右侧超车…… This does not have the means that this is just like the parking violation, is just like exceeds the speed limit, without were patted, although you are illegal, but will not be punished actually. 这没办法,这就好比违章停车,就好比超速行驶,只要没被拍到,那虽然你已经违法了,但其实不会被处罚。 This is the present situation, who must acknowledge. 这是现状,谁都得承认。 Then the right side passes another vehicle is also this, had not been patted, but was skillful, others adjusted the monitoring to move to you. 那么右侧超车也是这样,没有被拍到,但是巧了,人家调监控给你调出来了。 That does not have the means that since has discovered, should punish you to punish! 那没办法,既然已经发现了,该罚你还是得罚！ Explained, saw the opposite party to accept, simultaneous/uniform Ming also nods, it is fortunate that this boy not with his mother same unreasonable that. 解释完,见对方接受了,齐铭也是点点头,得亏这小子不是和他妈一样不讲道理的那种。 „Right, side these were splashed water by you, therefore needs first to conduct the mediation now......” “对了,旁边这几位都被你溅了一身水,所以现在需要先进行调解……” However, has not waited for simultaneous/uniform Minghua saying that side has resounded two roars, this roar directly his words roaring. 然而,还没等齐铭话说完呢,旁边已经响起了两个吼声,这吼声直接把他的话给吼了回去。 „Yourself have a look, coming yourself to have a look, you have a look at my clothes, this present has done was similar, but on this clothes what to do is dirty, this is the clothes that I buy newly!” “你自己看看,来来来你自己看看,你看看我这衣服,这现在已经干的差不多了,但是这衣服上的脏咋办,这可是我新买的衣服！” The aunt roar like the thunder, according to the Zhou resolute description, that roar almost can vibrate the entire universe, the place visited, all are stave. 大妈吼声如雷,按照周毅的描述,那吼声几乎可以震动整个宇宙,所过之处,一切都在破碎。 „Also compensates the clothes? You have a dream, is not splashes water, how, made that my son is fined now is deducted points, how do you have a face to ask for money?” “还赔衣服？你做梦去吧,不就是溅一点水嘛,怎么,弄得我儿子现在又是被罚款又是被扣分的,你咋还有脸要钱呢？” „Does your such big age, depend on blackmails to make money? How in your non- way to touch the porcelain you!” “你这么大岁数,就是靠着讹人赚钱的？你咋不去路上碰瓷呢你！” Zhao Wenjing counter-attack as before sharp incomparable! 赵文静的反击依旧犀利无比！ Just simultaneous/uniform Ming warned probably , the fire that does not dare to send sent to aunt's body directly. 大概是把刚刚齐铭警告之后不敢发的火直接发到了大妈的身上。 Cannot stir up the police, I could not have stirred up you! 惹不起警察,我还惹不起你们了！ But Aunt, just to this simultaneous/uniform Mingrang quite a while, did not have the result finally, this little while saw with great difficulty was advocating, that pulled directly is not dropping. 而大妈呢,刚刚对这齐铭嚷了半天,结果还是没结果,这会儿好不容易见到正主了,那直接就扯着不放手。 „Is this!” “就是这样！” Zhou's recording pen and cell phone had opened, simultaneous/uniform Ming looked at one, poured has not said anything. 周某人的录音笔和手机已经打开了,齐铭看了一眼,倒也没说啥。 „What is Brother Zhou?” “就是啥样啊周大哥？” Nearby little slow miss becomes the extremely qualified supporting speaker. 旁边的小徐姑娘成为了极其合格的捧哏。 „This is the scene that in my heart most anticipates, I told your little slow, only then the magic can resist the magic!” “这就是我心里面最期待的场景啊,我告诉你小徐,只有魔法才能对抗魔法！” „However now, is resistances between two law masters, our these war skirts shouted 666 in side on the line.” “而如今,就是两位法爷之间的对抗,我们这些战屌就在旁边喊六六六就行。” Obviously, this inside stem was too old, little slow miss simply has not understood what is heard, stares the innocent big eye to be in a daze in side. 显而易见,这里面的梗实在太老了,小徐姑娘根本没听明白,在旁边瞪着无辜的大眼睛发呆。 Aunt's battle efficiency is really infinite, that Ms. Zhao is not weak , Zhou resolute felt, if come up, the big probability cannot bear. 大妈的战斗力果然无穷,那位赵女士也不弱,真的,周毅觉得如果自己上去,大概率是忍不住的。 He has a look around young lover, those who feel this to become mother is a little bewildered. 只是他看看旁边的小情侣,觉得这位当妈的是不是有点莫名其妙。 Son's girlfriend still, you quarrelled like this! 儿子的女朋友还在呢,你就这样和人吵架啊！ This had thought how son girlfriend will not run is. 这是已经觉得儿子这个女朋友不会跑了还是咋的。 Said unrestrained/no trace of politeness, even again how rational, in this case, as an elder, shouted abuse there with another aunt. 毫不客气的说,就算是再怎么有理,这种情况下,作为一个长辈,和另一个大妈在那里破口大骂。 The feeling...... is very odd. 就感觉……很离谱。 „Do I touch the porcelain? Isn't this your son made? What's wrong, young people this of this year? Made the mistake does not dare to recognize?” “我碰瓷？這不是你兒子弄得？咋了,这年頭的年轻人都这样了？做错了不敢认？” Zhou resolute discovers now, this aunt remembered incorrectly probably, often how says the present young people how. 周毅现在发现,这位大妈好像是记错了吧,动不动就说现在的年轻人咋样咋样。 Is her young time temperament very good? 难道她年轻时候脾气很好？ Not necessarily, you this appearance, the young time can be good now, his Zhou resolute on live broadcast day ant! 不见得吧,就你现在这幅样子,年轻时候能好了,他周毅就直播日蚂蚁！ Hugs child's young married woman also to go forward saying: „Yes, how you spoke, was your son makes into this obviously.” 抱着孩子的少妇也上前道:“就是,你这人怎么说话呢,明明是你儿子弄成这样的。” „My family children drenched the sewage, did this also feel right?” “我家孩子都淋上了脏水,这还觉得没错？” „Right, how you can, I tell you several, right, wants to ask for money, has a dream!” “就没错,你能怎么样,我告诉你们几个,没错,想要钱,做梦吧！” Said that time Zhao Wenjing of this saying also looked all around, is saw probably Zhou resolute is looking at itself, shouts: „You look at anything to look, what's wrong, your I was look to understand, profited no enough was!” 说这话的时候赵文静还环顾了一圈,大概是看到周毅在看自己,又喊道:“你看什么看,咋了,你们这些人我算是看明白了,占便宜就没的够是不是！” simultaneous/uniform Ming had actually persuaded for quite a while in side. 齐铭其实在旁边已经劝说了半天。 „Several comrades, first do not quarrel, is calm, do not quarrel!” “几位同志,先别吵,都冷静一点,别吵了！” However his strength is facing several woman comrades, moreover inside also has to hug the child, really a little my wife sees the elbow. 然而他一个人的力量面对着几位女同志,而且里面还有抱小孩的,真的有点拙荆见肘。 Most important is, quarrelled this matter, quick that it developed! 最重要是,拌嘴这件事吧,它发展的很快！ Is because „you take a look at anything” „what kind of takes a look your” such two words, then both sides on can greet the relative of opposite party in ten seconds mutually. 仅仅是因为“你瞅啥”“瞅你咋的”这么两句话,然后双方就能在十秒之内互相问候完对方的亲属。 simultaneous/uniform Ming has not come to remember that shouted the person supports, here could not have borne. 齐铭还没来记得喊人支援呢,这边已经忍不住了。 The aunts since become the aunt, has not been wronged such, this decisive cannot endure! 人家大妈自从成为大妈,还没受到过这樣的委屈,这果断不能忍！ Comes up to start to clutch Zhao Wenjing hair. 上去就开始揪赵文静的头发。 The evening's relieving thirst two chapters of attacks, thank writing idiot, book friend 2022, hitting of fat cat story three brothers enjoyed, thanks. 晚上的解渴两章来袭,感谢文痴,书友2022,肥猫物语三位兄弟的打赏,谢谢。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)