Chapter 147 I come forest city, for three matters! 第147章我来林城,就为了三件事！ „Therefore, settled, Attorney Zhou, ended us to sign a contract, then the income of short video fixed was divided to you.” “所以,就这么说定了,周律师,完了咱们签个合同,然后短视频的收益固定给你分成。” Zhou Xinran nods, but does not have very happy feeling. 周欣然点点头,但却没有很高兴的感觉。 Oh, first emperor does not start an undertaking half, but middle course death of the emperor, I have not been really thinking pats the video, I want to be the attorney. 唉,先帝创业未半而中道崩殂,我真的没想着拍视频,我就想当律师的。 But he gives were too many...... 可是他给的太多了…… Said that proper business, that was also all right, side Dazhuang thought that today enough, will have elected two bosses to be crisp another day again. 说完了正事,那也就没事了,方大状觉得今天已经够了,改天再选两个老板爽爽。 Had/Left the cafe, both sides go various home respectively, looks for various mothers respectively. 出了咖啡厅,双方各回各家,各找各妈。 Arrived the evening, that side had then made the matches person animation probably, Zhou resolute looked, without problem. 大概到了晚上,那边便已经把火柴人动画做了出来,周毅看了看,没毛病。 Although is the matches person animation, but the expression on that animation face extremely lifelike, particularly manager shopkeeper in that gym anything, when heard side Dazhuang to say is imprisoned, that response...... 尽管是火柴人动画,但那动画脸上的表情都极其的逼真,尤其是那健身房的经理店长什么的,在听到方大状说坐牢的时候,那个反应…… Really, cannot be happy simply! 真的,简直不能再开心！ Does not have the problem, Zhou resolute to start to dub, although he has not studied, but has the material of original, imitates these sounds. 没毛病,周毅开始配音,虽然他没学过,但是有着原版的素材,模仿这些声音还是可以的。 Moreover does are more, this imitation more looks like. 而且做的越多,这种模仿就越像。 The two short videos of two gyms, Zhou resolute did not plan that sends one time. 两个健身房的两个短视频,周毅并不打算一次发出去。 The fishing men know, to fish many fish, the nest must hit. 钓鱼佬都知道,要想钓很多鱼,窝必须打好。 This short video first sends to try the water, if the effect is good, sends one again. 这个短视频就是先发出去试水的,如果效果好,就再发一个。 Click upload. 点击上传。 Because is the short video, moreover is the simple form of this type matches person animation, therefore has examined quickly. 因为是短视频,而且是这种类火柴人动画的简单形式,所以过审极快。 Not long, then the verification passes. 没有多久,便审核通过。 Pigeon essence unexpectedly and renewal! 鸽子精居然又又又更新了！ This makes his audience masters feel inconceivable. 这让他的观众老爷们都感觉不可思议。 After all before, during Zhou resolute each renewals must be away from long time, gives the euphemistic name not to have the material. 毕竟在之前,周毅的每一次更新之间都要隔着很长时间,美其名曰没有素材。 Finally recently, this is the crazy renewal! 结果最近一段时间,这是疯狂的更新！ However everyone said, did not fear you renew are many, feared that you do not renew! 不过大家纷纷表示,不怕你更新多,就怕你不更新！ The Yuan elder sister to the speed select as usual extremely quickly, without means that person such idle, takes B as the family/home. 媛姐照旧以极快地速度点了进去,没办法,人就是这么的闲,以b为家。 „? The short video, Zhou resolute patted the short video unexpectedly, what idea this also has?” “诶？短视频,周毅居然拍短视频了,这是又有什么想法吗？” „Wait, this title......” “等等,这标题……” The title is «Gym These Matters», therefore this is the plan opens a short video series? 标题是《健身房那些事一》,所以这是打算开一个短视频系列吗？ This made the Yuan elder sister think subconsciously beforehand property these matters, two issues, merely were two issues, ended, the person went. 这让媛姐下意识地就想到了之前的物业那些事,两期啊,仅仅是两期,就完了,人就进去了。 That might as well makes high and low...... 就那还不如做成上下呢…… However after this is the short video...... passed through the wars of beforehand Zhou resolute and other video platforms, the Yuan elder sister instantaneously thinks a little are many. 不过这是短视频……经过了之前周毅和其他视频平台的大战之后,媛姐瞬间想的就有点多。 Because of these video platforms, but is primarily the short video! 因为那些视频平台,可都是以短视频为主的！ The Zhou resolute beforehand video is the long video, but until now has not heard Zhou resolute sends the video in other platforms the news. 周毅以前的视频都是长视频,而直到现在也没有听说过周毅在其他平台发视频的消息。 Therefore this is...... bullies the youngster to be poor not, thirty years the river goes east thirty years the river goes west? 所以这是……莫欺少年穷,三十年河东三十年河西？ Read in the article innumerable Yuan elder sister mind to think of big pile of contents of instantaneously. 阅文无数的媛姐脑海里瞬间想到了一大堆的内容。 However the rotation of train of thought is extremely quick, the Yuan elder sister has selected the video. 不过思绪的转动是极快的,媛姐已经点开了视频。 Pure matches person animation, a little meaning. 纯粹的火柴人动画,有点意思。 In the past, Zhou resolute is only in the video these for example the mediation or the trial will make the matches person animation. 过去,周毅只是在视频里那些比如调解或者审判的时候才会做成火柴人动画。 But now, unexpectedly is the matches person animations, is this meaning the entire prototype cannot put? 而现在,居然都是火柴人动画,这意思是整个原片都不能放出来？ Brings curiously, the Yuan elder sister starts to look at the video. 带着好奇,媛姐开始看视频。 „Do wait/etc, lead side Dazhuang and week two attorneys discusses the fitness contract joyfully? Actually was I to make a mistake, was this world is wrong!” “等等,带着方大状和周欣然两个律师去谈健身合同？究竟是我错了,还是这个世界错了！” Really said that the gym cheats eventually is only a few, just, because of that share exercise wave, therefore is the person is the dog opens the gym. 真的说起来,健身房坑人的终究只是少数,只不过呢,因为那股子健身热潮,所以是人是狗都开健身房。 Thought that can make an eldest child sum of money all of a sudden, therefore were many one group of peers, various huge discounts, deliver for a year to two years and so on, pushed not to manage to deal with according to law the original old gym directly. 都觉得一下子能赚老大一笔钱,所以就多了一堆同行,各种巨大的优惠活动,冲两年送一年之类的,把原本的老健身房直接挤得没办法办下去了。 Therefore behind causing many people want fitness, finally, that really has the innumerable pits, therefore everyone felt, the gym, is the pit! 所以导致后面的很多人想健身,结果呢,那真的是有无数坑,于是大家就都感觉,健身房,都是坑！ Especially many that Yuan elder sister this, that usually the gym goes, also similarly by the pit, therefore when hearing the words of that manager, sees that manager exaggerating expression, felt the crisp heaven. 尤其是媛姐这样的,那平时健身房去的不少,也同样被坑过,所以在听到那个经理的话,看到那个经理夸张的表情之时,感觉爽上天了。 Looked like the big summer to drink one cup of ice water! 就像是大夏天喝了一杯冰水！ Has a look at this time again, in that video had presented many barrages. 再看看此时,那视频里已经出现了不少的弹幕。 „Such crazed behavior, I felt unexpectedly was too good, I am sick.” “这么丧心病狂的行为,我居然感觉真的太棒了,我是不是有病。” Crazed, this was simply crazed to the extreme, two attorneys, moreover side Dazhuang did, such lineup you bring to read a small gym form contract? 丧心病狂嘛,这简直丧心病狂到了极点,两个律师啊,而且其中一个还是方大状,这样的阵容你拿来看一个小小的健身房格式合同？ However crisp, that is really crisp! 但是爽嘛,那是真的爽！ Especially when this novel earnestness, compared in former Zhou resolute has the matter annoyed oneself body will conduct the earnest video, more some pleasant sensation. 尤其是这种新颖的较真,相比于之前周毅都是有事惹到自己身上时才会进行较真的视频,更多了某种快感。 „Anything also let alone, hurried, the next issue, best expose the contracts of these gyms!” “啥也别说了,赶紧的,下一期,最好把这些健身房的合同都曝光出来！” „Not only the gym, the barber shop, exposes!” “不单单健身房,还有理发店呢,都曝出来！” „Words said that this law popularization simply should not be good, I do not know before, in this type of standard contract some so many pits.” “话说这种普法简直不要太好,我以前都不知道,这种制式合同里面都有这么多坑。” The third viewpoint was selected to praise by many people, because this is everyone has not thought. 第三个观点被很多人点赞,因为这是大家没想到的。 Thinks signs, that is definitely all right, has not actually thought, side Dazhuang can say so many issues unexpectedly...... 原本以为都这么签,那肯定没事,却没想到,方大状居然能说出这么多的问题来…… Naturally, after side Dazhuang said the word that was imprisoned, can obviously see, originally the drowsy shopkeeper and manager sat instantaneously positively. 当然,在方大状说出坐牢的词之后,可以明显看到,原本昏昏欲睡的店长和经理瞬间坐正了。 „My mother laughed at me, should say that worthily was side Dazhuang!” “我尼玛笑死我了,该说不愧是方大状嘛！” „side Dazhuang takes to the streets, the chicken dog does not remain, after this, really wants the chicken dog not to remain!” “方大状上街,鸡犬不留,这以后是真的要鸡犬不留了！” Before what everyone saw was only Zhou resolute the lawsuit, now, this is wants sweeping in the past, really to want the chicken dog not to remain. 以前呢大家见到的只是周毅的官司,现在,这可是要一家一家的扫过去,真的要鸡犬不留了。 Zhou resolute who these words look at also wants to smile, but the effect is truly good, it seems like later can do that. 这些话看的周毅也是直想笑,不过效果确实不错,看来以后可以这么做下去。 Quick everyone looked at the matches person animation, is thinking made his Zhou resolute send the original video. 只是很快大家看完了火柴人动画,就想着让他周毅把原版视频发出来。 Added that wants to have a look at the true reflections of these shopkeeper managers. 还说就想看看那些店长经理的真实反映。 Regarding this, Zhou resolute also can only pretend unable to see, this ironclad cannot send. 对此,周毅也只能装作看不见,这铁定是不能发的。 Stands from the table, Zhou resolute stretches oneself, now how he starting from ponders over uses that two special funds. 从桌边站起来,周毅伸了个懒腰,他现在开始琢磨怎么使用那两笔专项资金。 Charitable this said that donating money was, cultivated/repaired school anything, might be the system want by oneself many rights to speak in later bickering. 慈善这个好说,捐钱嘛就是,修学校什么的都可以,有可能是系统想让自己在以后的抬杠中多一点话语权。 However behind...... 但是后面这个…… In this sum of money to have the curse? So long as buys the car(riage) to have the problem surely? 难道说这笔钱里面带着诅咒？只要买车必定会出现问题吗？ Zhou resolute is pondering over, then heard own cell phone to make a sound, took up to come to see, his mother made the call. 周毅正在琢磨呢,便听到自己的手机响了,拿起来看看,他妈又来电话了。 Immediately does anything curse all does not manage, was supposing was urging being on intimate terms and so on. 顿时什么诅咒不诅咒全都不管了,估摸着又是来催着相亲之类的。 Connects the call, Zhou resolute said directly: „Mother, I and you said that recently had the matter, really cannot go back, the matter of that being on intimate terms are we late do not reach an agreement again well......? Isn't the matter of being on intimate terms?” 接通电话,周毅直接说道:“妈,我和你说了,最近有事,真的回不去,那个相亲的事咱晚点再说好不好……啊？不是相亲的事？” „Young resolute, your previous time walks did not know, my here must cultivate/repair the elevator, you said that was makes me pay attention, I have also paid attention.” “小毅,你上次走的时候不是知道了嘛,咱家这里要修电梯了,你说是让我关注着,我也一直关注呢。” „This will open several times, said that needs how much money, no sound, your Uncle king came me to say finally, said this elevator must begin construction quickly!” “这会开了好几次,就说需要多少钱,也没什么动静,结果你王大爷来咱家说,说这电梯很快就要动工了！” „Added that our 12 buildings do not need to make a payment, but the matter of that shade and noise also no one said.” “还说我们一二楼不用交钱,可是那遮光和噪音的事也没人说。” „Look I call to ask you, how this makes.” “这不,我打电话问问你,这咋弄呢。” Repairs the matter of elevator unexpectedly, this neighbors are very quick, has this planned? 啊,居然是修电梯的事,这邻居们挺快啊,这就已经都规划好了？ „Mother, do not worry, all right, you come back has not seen that about cultivating the public announcement of elevator.” “妈,不要着急,没事,你回来的时候还没见到那个关于修电梯的公示吧。” The Zhou resolute opens the mouth said. 周毅开口道。 Telephone Ms. Zhou said: „This I have not seen actually, but listened to Uncle king saying that should be quick.” 电话里的周母道:“这个我倒是没见过,不过听王大爷说应该是快了。” „That line, mother, without coming out well, I will go back one tomorrow, this matter I manage!” “那行,妈,没出来就好,那我明天回去一趟吧,这个事我来办！” His parents are good-hearted person that type, if gets down, that may also really comply directly. 他父母都属于老好人那种,如果就这么下去,那还真的可能会直接答应。 However after complying, will complain at home mutually, this matter Zhou Yixiao time frequently sees. 但是在答应之后,又会在家里互相埋怨,这种事周毅小的时候经常见呢。 The neighbors have anything, needs to disburse money, or does, for face-saving consideration can leave, even if unreasonable can also like this. 邻居们有个啥事,需要出钱,或者是干嘛,碍于面子都会出,哪怕不合理也会这样。 Said that is the neighbors, felt the words that oneself do not help a little do not get on well with others to be the same. 说起来都是邻居嘛,就感觉自己不帮忙的话有点不合群一样。 You said that if with Grandma willow such is also the good person, that ate the point to owe to be all right even, others record your good. 你说如果都和柳奶奶那样也是好人,那就算了,吃点亏没事,人家会记着你的好呢。 Because their family/home is behind purchases homes to move, therefore so many years passed by, have not seen these neighbors to be much good. 但是因为他们家是后面买了房子搬进来的,所以这么多年过去了,也没见那些邻居多好。 To put it bluntly, you think that you eat the point to owe can integrate others collectively, that is only you thinks. 说白了,你以为你吃点亏就能融入人家集体中,那只是你以为。 Therefore Zhou resolute plans to go back, solely said that 12 buildings do not disburse money, then must solve this matter, how possibly! 所以周毅就打算回去一趟,就单单说一二楼不出钱,然后就要解决这件事,咋可能呢！ Many people know that cultivates the elevator to need to spend the money, then basically 12 buildings do not need to leave, this is the common sense. 很多人都知道修电梯是需要花一大笔钱的,然后基本上一二楼都不需要出,这已经是常理了。 These open mouth shutting up to make 12 buildings disburse money, has been thinking cheated. 那些张嘴闭嘴让一二楼都出钱的,已经是想着坑人了。 But behind also has the issue in aspects, these issue Ms. Zhou had not said that therefore Zhou resolute does not know how others make. 可是后面还有方方面面的问题,这些问题周母没说,所以周毅也不知道人家咋弄的。 Must go back by him! 是以他必须回去一趟！ However before then, Zhou resolute telephoned to inform a below big shape, the meaning was, if desired, possibly side Dazhuang ran a forest city. 不过在此之前,周毅还是打电话通知了一下方大状,意思就是,如果需要的话,可能得方大状跑一趟林城。 „Your parental family/home that old community installs the matter of elevator, all right, you said when the time comes ahead of time, I can arrive to affirm!” “你父母家那个老小区装电梯的事是吧,没事,你到时候提前说,我能到肯定到！” This type of matter in life actually many, but arrives at the court truly noisily is very rare. 这种类型的事在生活中其实很多,但是真正闹到法院的却很少见。 The reason is also simple, this year the headman family/home must peace is precious, no matter the property or the community, or are streets, is thinking makes you not make. 原因也简单嘛,这年头人家都是要以和为贵的,不管物业还是社区,亦或者是街道,都想着让你别闹。 In process that especially in this type of old community transforms, in others building needs to use the elevator, you do not let the attire, your called what nature, very serious awareness! 尤其是在这种老小区改造的过程中,人家楼上需要用电梯,你不让装,你这叫什么性质,很严重的知道嘛！ Made the telephone call, Zhou resolute then started to pack the thing, drove, this time he has not believed that can also meet such person again? 挂了电话,周毅便开始收拾东西,开车回,这次他还不信了,难道还能再遇上那样的人？ That really has ghost good! 那就真的有鬼了好嘛！ Next morning, Zhou resolute then drives home. 第二天一早,周毅便开车回家。 Facts showed, this non- year is not false, on the gone back road is very smooth, the high-speed on car(riage) are not quite many. 事实证明,这次不年不假的,回去的路上很顺利,高速上的车都不太多。 Before the situation of a hopeless mess simply is day and the place. 和之前堵成一锅粥的情况简直是天和地。 Is driving to sing, waited till 34 points, he had gotten down city north the forest high-speed mouth. 一路开着车唱着歌,等到了三四点,他已经下了林城北的高速口。 Has not informed the parents as before ahead of time, pleasantly surprised, what is pleasantly surprised, that wants not to know, is known definitely is not the pleasant surprise. 依旧是没提前通知父母,惊喜,什么叫惊喜,那就要不知道,被知道了肯定不是惊喜。 Got down high-speed, found a place to stop the car(riage), Zhou Yicai calls the parents. 下了高速,找了个地方停好车,周毅才给父母打电话。 „What? Did you arrive? Your this child, comes back to engage in guerrilla warfare each time, to family/home?” “什么？你到了？你这孩子,每次回来都打游击是不是,到家了吗？” „Drives, car(riage) when you buy!” “开车回来的,你什么时候买的车！” Ms. Zhou who the telephone is strolling the food market had been shocked completely, how long the son purchased homes before, this buys the car(riage) now? 电话这边正在逛菜市场的周母已经完全愣住了,儿子多久之前才买了房,这现在又买车了？ It is not, he makes anything to make money, how to feel not so right. 不是,他做什么这么赚钱啊,咋感觉这么不对劲呢。 In Mr. Zhou Ms. Zhou eyes that goes to work for a lifetime, money that the wages, can definitely see. 在一辈子上班的周父周母眼中,工资,就是完全能看到的钱了。 Therefore they did not understand, what matter does to buy the car(riage) to purchase homes all of a sudden! 所以他们不理解,做什么样的事能一下子又买车又买房的！ However did not understand that turns over to not to understand, when heard Zhou resolute to say must meet them was a little happy. 不过不理解归不理解,当听到周毅说要来接他们的时候还是有点开心的。 „Does not use, I and your father take a stroll, rode the public transportation to go back, your ran one to come to burn the oil......” “不用了吧,我和你爸溜达溜达,坐公交车就回去了,你这跑一趟过来多烧油啊……” Zhou resolute the corners of the mouth twitch, is own parents, but also knows that loves dearly us unable to refuel. 周毅的嘴角抽搐一下,到底是自己的父母,还知道心疼咱加不起油呢。 However that is past tense, present Zhou, the back is unafraid! 不过那已经是过去式了,现在的周某人,腰杆硬！ „All right, you and other meetings, I quickly on the past, this money, was not anything.” “没事,你们等会,我很快就过去,这点钱,不算什么。” Bought the car(riage), draws the parents to show off specially smelly, vulgar good, is very vulgar. 买了车,专门拉着父母臭显摆一下,俗不俗,很俗。 If saw that others do that Zhou definitely meets various types to curl the lip, thought that the opposite party was too vulgar. 如果看到别人这么做,周某人肯定会各种撇嘴,觉得对方真的太俗了。 However, puts itself on, this wants to show off...... 但是吧,放自己身上,这就想炫耀啊…… How clear/pain overlord that words are mentioning, the riches and honor do not return home, just like the brocade clothes to travel by night, not. 楚霸王那话咋说来着,富贵不还乡,犹如锦衣夜行,不是嘛。 It is not Lamborghini who in these god frequently causes everyone to exclaim in surprise and so on expensive car, but, can show off as before. 不是那些神豪文里面动辄引起大家惊叹的兰博基尼之类的豪车,但是,依旧能炫耀。 Received the parents, unsurprisingly, on the parental mouth makes him do not come, but really saw is very happy. 接到了父母,不出意外,父母嘴上让他不要过来,但是真的看到了还是很开心。 The son matured, this becomes the parents second happy! 儿子成才了,这是当父母的第二开心的时候！ First happy, that is the son brings inevitably the future wife...... 第一开心,那必然是儿子把未来老婆带回来的时候…… Goes home, we regarding such pleasant surprise, that generally only then a celebration way, when mother makes one table of good meals, good delicious! 一路回家,咱们对于这样的惊喜,那一般只有一种庆祝方式,当妈的做一桌好菜,好好吃一顿！ Finished eating, Zhou paralysis picks the teeth on the sofa, the feeling whole body was happy. 吃完了,周某人瘫在沙发上剔着牙,感觉浑身舒畅。 In other place, without this happy feeling, because this is the feeling of family/home. 在别的地方,没有这种舒畅的感觉,因为这是家的感觉。 „Mother, you me tells the situation that before you met.” “妈,你把之前你们开会的情况都跟我说一说。” Zhou resolute said. 周毅说道。 He needs through these news to know that what to do the opposite party plans. 他需要通过这些消息来知道对方到底打算怎么办。 Ms. Zhou starts to tell, said walks after Zhou resolute altogether held twice meetings to the present, is the property and community acts, the neighbor in building has not seen several. 周母开始讲述,说从周毅走后到现在一共开了两次会,都是物业和社区出面,楼上的邻居没见几个。 Then raised to say probably makes in the building several households disburse money, their downstairs did not need to disburse money. 然后大概提出来说让楼上几户出钱,他们楼下不用出钱。 At this point, helpless Ms. Zhou said: „At that time others that expressions, did not seem to make us disburse money, that has done right by specially we.” 说到这里,周母无奈道:“当时人家那语气,好像不让我们出钱,那就已经特别对得起我们了。” Zhou resolute shakes the head, before Ms. Zhou had said that said that at that time raised the issue of blocking sunlight and noise, others only said, will study, then did not have the news. 周毅摇摇头,之前周母就说过,说当时提了遮挡阳光和噪音的问题,人家只说以后会研究,然后就没消息了。 Really such as his beforehand speculation such, the parents must ascertain at that time, how long the research studies, then behind always asked! 果然如他之前的推测那样,父母当时就得问清楚了,研究是研究多久,然后后面得经常去问！ This matter, matter that after passing through the pleased mansion community harassed he was clear, you did not ask, or you did not give the pressure, they when directly you made the air. 这种事,在经过了悦府小区扰民的事之后他算是清楚了,你不去问,或者说你不去给压力,他们就会直接当你做空气。 Is such simple! 就是这么简单！ In many words is, must go to be tired of them frequently, otherwise others can directly selective forgetting. 用很多人的话说就是,得经常去烦他们,否则人家直接就会选择性的忘记。 „Good mother, you do not know anything, I go to and Uncle king in building chat, many that he should know.” “好了妈,你也不知道什么,我去和楼上的王大爷聊聊吧,他应该知道的不少。” First, thank picture B Tianlu, the northern j ruffian was many, the file transfer young assistant, aba007, book friend 2022, book friend 1201, section Tai, Zz was brave, flatter tea, book friend 2020, the sprayer reader, hitting of several big brothers enjoyed, thanks, then Chapter 2 meeting a while, the community sealed, the liquor sword...... tomorrow starts at home well the symbol, does not know that should cry to smile. 第一张,感谢画乙天禄,北j痞子多多,文件传输小助手,aba007,书友2022,书友1201,章台,Zz勇,阿茶子,书友2020,喷子读者,几位大哥的打赏,谢谢,然后第二章会一会儿来,小区封了,酒剑……明天开始就在家里好好码字,不知道该哭还是该笑。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)