Chapter 119 copilot gasser, is unapproachable! 第119章副驾驶加塞,无可匹敌！ In this world some people felt forever oneself are very intelligent. 这个世界上永远有人觉得自己很聪明。 Operates the direct gasser to come in obviously, why can line up to wait? 明明开出去直接加塞进来就可以,为什么非得排队等着呢？ Is just like buying a ticket or does joining a production team of time to be the same. 就好比买票或者是干嘛时候的插队一样。 My gasser goes in he is not not possible really to hit me in any case, nowadays everyone is busy, has a collision, must report to the police, must cultivate/repair. 反正我加塞进去他又不可能真的撞我,这年头大家都忙,撞了车,得报警,得修。 Although does not need to spend, but basically few people because of gasser such minor matter but the hard resentment comes up. 尽管不需要自己花钱,但基本上很少有人会因为加塞这么点小事而硬怼上去。 Because this belongs looks for trouble baseless. 因为这属于凭空找麻烦。 How that words are mentioning, draws back one step, boundless! 那话咋说来着,退一步,海阔天空！ The people of many gasser think that I forced in hardly, can you also really hit? 很多加塞的人就是这么想的,我就硬塞进去了,你还能真的撞上来？ Being insufficient, is only not at ease, doesn't do, my in addition stopper, you will not have to lose is right. 不至于,只是气不顺而已,又不是干嘛,我就加个塞,你也不会有损失对不对。 But Zhou resolute does not want to draw back, he this left Guaidao started really to line up the row from some little time. 可是周毅不想退,他从上了这条左拐道开始真的排队排好一会儿了。 In this period thinks so these car(riage)s brushed flushed, when then the quick solid line started to push toward in forcefully. 期间就这么看着这些车刷刷的冲出去,然后等到快实线了开始强行往里挤。 Therefore he does not want to let, why, why everyone is lining up, you are special, you want the gasser! 所以他不想让,凭什么,凭什么大家都在排队,就你们特殊,就你们要加塞！ Therefore he from most starts to grasp a good custom, firmly card right line! 于是他从最开始就秉持着一个良好的习惯,牢牢地卡着右边的线！ However cannot the line ball, like this others think the gasser even, that is impossible to come. 但是不能压线,这样子就算是别人想加塞,那也不可能进来。 Has not thought, has soon arrived at the solid line, nearby has thought the car(riage) that the gasser comes in stops suddenly. 只是没想到,已经快要到实线了,旁边一个一直想加塞进来的车突然停下。 Immediately gets down a miss from his copilot, looks that is actually very young, later toward Zhou Yiche the previous stand, started to direct the traffic directly. 随即从其副驾驶下来一个姑娘,看着倒是挺年轻,随后直接往周毅车前一站,就开始指挥交通了。 The attention, others a few words did not speak from beginning to end, but directed the traffic with own behavior. 注意,人家可是从头到尾一句话都不说话,只是用自己的行为来指挥交通。 Withstand/Top before the Zhou resolute front, so long as his car(riage) moves, will hit the person directly. 就那么顶在周毅的车头前,他的车只要动一动,就会直接撞到人。 But the front car(riage) has started to enter the left turn to treat the transferring area, this that car(riage) had the gasser space all of a sudden directly. 而前面的车已经开始进入左转弯待转区,这一下子那个车直接就有了加塞空间。 This also lets the place that Zhou resolute shocks, after the flesh occupies the berth, now presents the flesh gasser? 这也是让周毅惊呆的地方,继人肉占车位之后,现在又出现了人肉加塞？ In legend terrifying copilot in this way? 传说中恐怖如斯的副驾驶吗？ Zhou resolute who this operation looks is a little perplexed, he starts to think in this moment, unexpectedly can also operate like this. 这操作看的周毅有点不明所以,在这一刻他就开始想,居然还能这样操作的啊。 Person who our these copilots do not have the miss not to have the man, the qualifications of gasser did not even have. 那我们这些副驾驶没有姑娘也没有汉子的人,岂不是连加塞的资格都没了。 The key by the Zhou resolute experience does not know what to do this matter should, the resentment come up? 关键是以周毅的见多识广都不知道这事到底该咋办,怼上去？ That is cracks a joke, he feels is very uncomfortable, does not want to go in the squatting worker's chant. 那是开玩笑呢,他只是感觉很不爽,可不想进去蹲号子。 If not resentment comes up, others can the smooth gasser come, this makes lining up row of half-day Zhou resolute feel not very happy. 只是如果不怼上去的话,人家就能顺利加塞进来了,这让排队排半天的周毅感觉很不痛快。 It is well known, driving time meets such as the gasser, such as non-stop whistling non-stop dodging the lamp and so on matter, in that the hot tempered feeling will enlarge infinitely. 众所周知,开车的时候遇到诸如加塞,诸如不停鸣笛不停闪灯之类的事,那中暴躁的感觉会无限放大。 Then this had a sickness, called path Nuzheng. 然后这就有了一种病,叫路怒症。 The front car(riage) does not spin, must push directly, Zhou resolute rushes to confirm that own driving recording instrument is whether complete. 前面的车不打转向,就这么要直接挤进来了,周毅赶忙确认自己的行车记录仪是否完好。 Confirmation, without issue, initially what bought is very high-end recording instrument, although cannot compare domestic-made high-definition, but was also good. 确认,没问题,当初买的还是很高端的记录仪,虽然比不上国产高清,但也不错了。 Immediately Zhou resolute also got out, he does not go to manages that female, kept off in the front position of that car(riage). 随即周毅也下车了,他也不去管那个女的,就那么挡在了那辆车的车头位置。 Was reasonable, after the idea in this little while week resolution only then......, looked at situation copilot many. 讲道理,这会儿周毅心中的想法只有一个……以后看情况这副驾驶得多一个人啊。 Otherwise goes out the people of help not to have. 不然出门连个帮忙的人都没。 If this two people, did not get out with oneself. 这要是自己也两个人,就不用自己下车了。 The fact resolute was very clear last week, under oneself the behavior of car bumper opposite party front is not also right, but...... he is only average person who opened hanging. 事实上周毅很清楚,自己下车挡对方车头的行为同样不对,但是……他只是个开了挂的普通人。 Can take advantage also only has one, that is indifferent. 能依仗的也只有一个,那就是无所谓。 No matter the car(riage) were hacked to rub, is what's wrong, he does not matter. 不管是车被剐蹭了,还是咋样,他都无所谓。 But thought that this at ease, is uncomfortable! 但就是觉得这口气不顺,不舒服！ Therefore Zhou resolute does not have the means that the recording instrument truly to pat now, but how pats, reporting? 所以周毅现在没办法,记录仪确实可以拍下来,但是拍下来又咋样,举报吗？ Zhou resolute does not know that which reporting with, in the traffic lane the copilot gets out at will, what a pity he is not side Dazhuang. 周毅不知道用哪一条举报,车道里副驾驶随意下车,可惜他不是方大状。 These days slightly what he understands is the civil law, is the criminal law, regarding the stipulation in flesh gasser aspect, is not clear. 他这段时间稍微了解的是民法,是刑法,对于人肉加塞这方面的规定,还不清楚。 In fact this is also another troublesome point, others are not concerned about face probably, he can the casual gasser, how be casual. 事实上这也是另一个麻烦的点,别人不要脸好像可以,他能随便加塞,随便咋样。 But if you do not let hit, seemed you to have the issue. 但你如果一点不让撞上去,就好像你有问题了。 You idle are being all right to do, you as for? 你闲着没事干,你至于嘛？ But now, Zhou resolute then heard that familiar words. 而现在,周毅便听到了那句熟悉的话。 „Do you have the problem? Do you want to compete?” “你这个人是不是有毛病？你是想较劲儿？” The driver in opposite car(riage), a young man has shaken down the car window to start to roar. 对面车里的司机,一个年轻小伙已经摇下车窗玻璃开始吼了。 But the miss of flesh gasser also comes up saying: „Do you keep off the car(riage) to do?” 而人肉加塞的姑娘也上来道:“你挡着车干嘛呢？” Zhou resolute looked at the opposite party, with same language gas channel/angrily said: „Do you keep off the car(riage) to do?” 周毅看了看对方,用同样的语气道:“你挡着车干嘛呢？” , The young fellow who also drives to that said: „How I was compete, why you think that the gasser on the gasser, I do not want to let your gasser, had the issue?” 顿了顿,又对那开车的小伙说道:“我就是较劲儿怎么了,凭什么你想加塞就加塞,我就是不想让你加塞,有问题吗？” If the opposite party direct resentment coming in vehicles hacked to rub, Zhou resolute may say oneself have not stopped the car(riage), but your not being concerned about face flesh gasser, I also rubbish on being disinclined. 如果对方直接怼进来车辆剐蹭了,周毅可能会说自己没刹住车,但是你都不要脸人肉加塞了,那我也就懒得废话。 It is not concerned about face, said seems me to be concerned about face to be the same! 不要脸而已,说的好像我就要脸一样！ Without the means that I thought very much reasonable, helpless lived to compel the lunatic me. 没办法,我本来很想讲道理的,但是无奈生活把我逼成了疯子。 The young fellow in that car(riage) knows to be in the wrong probably, by continue proceed, but Zhou resolute also follows to continue to proceed. 那车里的小伙子大概自知理亏,是以继续往前开,但是周毅同样跟着继续往前。 „Your TM really must do with me, grass!” The young fellow got out to walk in a threatening manner. “你TM是真的要和我干是吧,艹！”那小伙子下车已经气势汹汹地走了过来。 Zhou resolute had placed the rightful position both hands, that movement that yes, some Gaul chicken people most excel. 周毅已经把双手放在了合适的位置,是的,某高卢鸡国人最擅长的那个动作。 „To begin to be casual you, but I must remind you, I have the congenital heart disease, if you began me to lie down.” “想动手随便你,不过我得提醒你,我有先天性心脏病,你要是动手我就躺下了。” „Moreover, in the car(riage) is patting.” “另外,车里都拍着呢。” Cannot think absolutely, in the court entrance after these words have coped with Liu Xu parents, here this. 万万想不到,在法院门口用这句话对付过刘旭父母之后,在这里又得这样。 However before Zhou resolute, when chatted with side Dazhuang has understood, so long as in this situation hit back, what proper was beats mutually. 但是周毅之前在和方大状聊天的时候了解过,这种情况下只要一还手,妥妥的是互殴。 When the time comes is also such. 到时候也就是那样。 Therefore he does not prepare to begin, but is not willing to come under attack, can only through such way, making the opposite party dread. 所以他不准备动手,但是又不愿意挨打,只能通过这样的方式,让对方忌惮一点。 Is good because of opposite young people are a little sane . Moreover the little girlfriend of his flesh gasser has come the persuasion. 好在对面的年轻人还是有点理智的,而且他那人肉加塞的小女友已经过来劝说了。 Front had turned into the green light, following car(riage) in crazy according to loudspeaker. 前面已经变成了绿灯,后面的车在疯狂按喇叭。 Zhou resolute can understand that their feeling, front car(riage) in good condition was motionless. 周毅能明白他们的感受,好端端的前面车不动了。 However turns over to understand clearly, this matter of doing must do. 不过明白归明白,该做的事还是要做。 Saw with own eyes that according to the loudspeaker does not have the sound as before, some people have gotten out. 眼见按喇叭依旧没动静,已经有人下车了。 „What's the matter, the traffic light crossroad do you stop?” An uncle comes to start to exclaim. “咋回事啊,红绿灯路口你们停车？”一大叔过来就开始吼道。 „You, when I want, this person is like the mental illness, otherwise has passed.” “你当我愿意啊,这个人就和神经病一样,否则早就通了。” Zhou resolute has not spoken, the young fellow has started to accuse. 周毅还没说话,小伙子已经开始指责了。 Saw that a doubt of uncle face, Zhou resolute shouts: „Felt strange, do you want the gasser I to let your gasser? Also flesh gasser?” 眼看着大叔一脸的狐疑,周毅喊道:“奇怪了,你要加塞我就得让你加塞？还人肉加塞？” „Gasser does not come, then now traffics jams also blamed me? Doesn't this year have a reasoning with place?” “加塞不进来,然后现在堵车了还怪我？这年头就没个讲理的地方吗？” The following uncle has understood what is heard, nothing but is the gasser and does not let gasser that set, looks at Zhou Yidao by him: „Good, the little brother, do not quarrel, you ask him to leave.” 后面的大叔已经听明白了,无非就是加塞和不让加塞那一套,是以他看着周毅道:“好了好了,小兄弟,别吵了,你就让他走吧。” „Such minor matter is not worthwhile, but also blocked the road.” “这么点小事犯不着,还把路挡住了。” „Or you looked that this green light must pass, everyone must wait for a green light again.” “要不你看这绿灯又要过去了,大家还得再等一个绿灯。” The young fellows are also nod saying: „Right, asks me to leave early, passed early, really has the problem.” 小伙子也是点点头道:“对啊,早让我走,早通了,真的是有毛病。” Zhou resolute turn head sees the uncle saying: „I arranged that long team, he thinks the gasser on the gasser, why.” 周毅回头看着大叔道:“我排了那么久的队,他想加塞就加塞吗,凭什么。” The uncle has a little worried: „What why, who did not arrange such long team, you are a little impervious.” 大叔已经有点着急了:“什么凭什么,谁不是排了这么久的队,你这个人有点不可理喻吧。” „You do not make way, this for a long time knows that even this truth does not think clearly, but also drives!” “你不让开,这堵的更久知道嘛,连这个道理都想不明白,还开什么车啊！” „Right, how you do not let his other gasser, his non- gasser, my walks, the road did not make way.” Zhou resolute also sees the uncle to say. “对啊,你怎么不让他别加塞呢,他不加塞,我这一走,路不就让开了嘛。”周毅同样看着大叔道。 The uncle stares, probably such matter, but why he comes up to make this young fellow make way on the persuasion. 大叔一愣,好像是这么回事,可是他为什么上来就劝说让这个小伙子让开呢。 Is because that young people look to threaten, does this young fellow seem like speaks? 难道是因为那个年轻人看着气势汹汹的,这个小伙子看起来好说话？ Zhou resolute does not respond the following uncle, but looks at young humanity: „Does not walk, that continues, waits for the traffic police to come.” 周毅已经不去搭理后面的大叔了,只是看着年轻人道:“不走是吧,那就继续,等交警来。” „I can wait for day!” “我可以这么等一天！” Without the means that proceeded unable to walk shortly again, had arrived at the solid line, here changed said, three points would have no. 眼看着没办法了,再往前不能走了,已经到了实线,在这里变道,三分就没了。 Also can only board by the young people crassly, arrived at the straight profession. 是以年轻人也只能骂骂咧咧地上了车,开到了直行道。 Zhou resolute has waited for the opposite party to enter the solid line region then to board, this round of green light had passed in any case, but must wait for a round red light. 周毅一直等对方进了实线区域这才上车,反正这一轮绿灯已经过去了,还得等一轮红灯。 Sits on the vehicle, looks at the front traffic light, Zhou resolute the complexion is very unattractive. 坐在车上,看着前面的红绿灯,周毅的脸色很不好看。 He knows from the beginning, earnest is not good word. 他从一开始就知道,较真不是什么好词儿。 Especially sometimes is earnest, will bring the difficulty to others. 尤其是在某些时候较真,是会给别人带来困扰的。 The probably following that uncle, were they wrong? They also right. 像是后面的那个大叔,他们错了吗？他们也没错。 They are thinking hurries, because two car(riage)s competed have affected them. 他们只是想着赶紧走,因为两辆车较劲儿已经影响到他们了。 Therefore doesn't matter, this/should reporting must report, waited to take the traffic police team this recording instrument video directly! 所以没关系,该举报还是得举报,等完了就把这记录仪视频直接拿着去交警队！ Also may be punished regarding oneself, that indifferent. 至于说自己也有可能被处罚,那无所谓。 Presenting the facts a lecture of truth solely is not says to others, similarly is to oneself. 摆事实讲道理不单单是对别人讲的,同样是对自己。 Made a mistake must recognize, was so simple. 错了就要认,就这么简单。 Naturally, Zhou resolute does not know, in front car(riage) small young is also saying with the girlfriend. 当然,周毅并不知道,前面车里的小年轻也正在和女朋友说着。 „He has the driving recording instrument, won't report?” The girl is a little worried to say. “他有行车记录仪,不会去举报吧？”女孩有点担心道。 A young people face is indifferent: „What fears, we not illegal, said again, his also under car bumper our car(riage)s, his was not the dangerous conduct, without was seized by the traffic police was good, but also reported on own initiative?” 年轻人一脸无所谓:“怕什么,我们又没违法,再说了,他不也下车挡我们的车了吗,他那也是危险行为,没被交警逮住就不错了,还主动举报？” „Is impossible, that person is not really sick, this asking for trouble matter is how possible.” “不可能的,那人又不是真的有病,这种自讨苦吃的事咋可能呢。” ............ ………… The beforehand matter probably is only a small interlude, drove high-speed, the wilderness that the two sides sped past made the Zhou resolute mood good, without was so depressed. 之前的事好像只是一个小插曲,开车上了高速,两边疾驰而过的旷野让周毅的心情好了点,没那么郁闷。 Pitifully does not only last forever, probably is reason that because today has a vacation, high-speed free, high-speed on car(riage) many scary. 只可惜好景不长,大概是因为今天放假的原因吧,高速免费,高速上的车多的吓人。 Then does not know that front had anything, this naturally stopped up. 然后不知道前面有了什么事,这自然而然的就堵住了。 All around stopper, is not chock full right, side also has the emergency traffic lane. 前后左右塞得满满当当,哦不对,旁边还有应急车道。 Traffics jams regarding Zhou resolute high-speed is not strange, he goes to college that meeting, goes to forest city the High Speed Rail not to pass, the train ticket is extremely difficult to buy. 高速堵车对于周毅来说并不陌生,他上大学那会,去林城的高铁还没通,火车票极其难买。 Especially every year has a vacation, that really defends APP to renovate, can be called truly snatches the ticket. 尤其是每年放假的时候,那真的是守着APP在刷新,真正可以称得上是抢票。 After high Tietong, was good, started out many . Moreover the speed was fast. 后来高铁通了之后才好了,发车多,而且速度还快。 Therefore generally had a vacation rode the unlicensed taxi to return, then on the road trafficked jams greatly, stops up can ignorant to compel that type completely. 所以一般放假了都坐黑车回,然后路上就是大堵车,堵得能让人完全懵逼那种。 During the daytime stops up in the evening. 白天堵到晚上。 Bored, mainly does not know that front what happened, the big probability should be the traffic accident, will otherwise not move does not move. 无聊啊,主要不知道前面发生了什么事,大概率应该是车祸,否则不会动都动不了。 Is all right to do simply, Zhou resolute has a look at the cell phone, or to everyone a live broadcast meeting? 索性没事干,周毅看看手机,要不给大家直播一会？ The wet weather hits the child in any case, idles is also idling. 反正下雨天打孩子,闲着也是闲着。 Happen to and everyone said a next beforehand matter, was too small, does not need to pat the video. 正好和大家说一下之前的事,太小了,没必要拍视频。 Mask and sunglasses wears good, although now this situation everyone , to check to check him, but...... selects safely. 将口罩和墨镜戴好,虽然现在这情况大家如果想查都能查到他,但……还是稳妥点好。 The quick live broadcast opens, Zhou resolute calmly waits for audience masters to come. 很快直播开启,周毅静静地等着一众观众老爷们进来。 Measures and heat degree by his present fans, basically the live broadcast opens, many people received the notice. 以他现在的粉丝量和热度,基本上直播一开,很多人就收到了通知。 The Bodhisattva brother is almost among the live broadcasts of first entering, comes to start to shout: „Fog grass, did the donkey of production team open the live broadcast unexpectedly?” 菩萨兄几乎是第一个进的直播间,进来就开始喊:“雾草,生产队的驴居然开直播了？” „Area tyrant goes to battle, infertile, words saying that the area tyrant does want to deliver today whom?” “区霸出征,寸草不生,话说区霸今天又想把谁送进去啊？” „This is the area tyrant in legend,...... my eye!” “这就是传说中的区霸吗,啊……我的眼睛！” All kinds of commentaries start to appear, when the person slightly were many a point, Zhou resolute started to say with a smile: „Hello, I am resolute, I now on road of going home.” 各式各样的评论开始出现,等人稍微多一点了,周毅开始笑道:“大家好啊,我是阿毅,我现在呢在回家的路上。” „Then trafficked jams, idles is being all right to do, therefore wants to chat with everyone.” “然后堵车了,闲着没事干,所以想和大家聊聊。” Bodhisattva brother: „Up bored time unexpectedly can also think of us, he has us!” 菩萨兄:“up无聊的时候居然还能想到我们,他心里有我们！” The fog grass...... the understanding of this enterprise, making Zhou resolute feel oneself and oneself audience masters is a little incompatible...... 雾草……这企业级的理解,让周毅感觉自己和自己的观众老爷们有点格格不入…… „I on high-speed, front do not know now had anything, was trafficking jams, side this was the emergency traffic lane.” “我现在呢是在高速上,前面不知道发生什么了,正在堵车,旁边这是应急车道。” Zhou resolute holds up the cell phone to give everyone to look, finally finishes speaking, saw that a car(riage) speed passes through from the emergency traffic lane fast. 周毅举起手机来给大家看,结果话音刚落,就看到一辆车速度飞快地从应急车道穿过。 „Looks quickly, there is one greatly intelligently!” “快看,有一个大聪明！” „, Greatly intelligent is I takes the person of emergency traffic lane to obtain the nickname to these, yes felt oneself are very intelligent, others lined up that are of fool.” “哦,大聪明是我给这些占用应急车道的人取得外号,就是觉得自己很聪明,别人排队了那都是傻子的那种。” Zhou resolute the explanation makes among the live broadcasts in people laugh wildly directly. 周毅的解释让直播间里的众人直接狂笑。 However quick everyone came the interest. 不过很快大家就来了兴趣。 „Pigeon essence, happen to idles is also idling, you pat these to take the emergency traffic lane a bit faster big intelligent, ended reported!” “鸽子精,正好闲着也是闲着,你快点拍一下这些占用应急车道的大聪明,完了去举报！” „Yes, why does not know, looks that they take the emergency traffic lane unscrupulously, I thought that is very uncomfortable!” “就是,不知道为什么,看着他们肆无忌惮地占用应急车道,我觉得很不舒服！” Such idea is actually very normal, you are obeying the custom, finally others break the rule unscrupulously, had not been punished, instead benefitted( time-saving). 这样的想法其实很正常,你在守规矩,结果别人肆无忌惮地破坏规矩,没有受到惩罚,反而得到了好处(节省时间)。 You definitely do not meet comfortably, why, I in this lining up, they take the emergency traffic lane there. 那你肯定会不舒服,凭什么啊,我在这排队,他们在那里占用应急车道。 Why this saw that each time these were blocked the later feeling is very crisp by the traffic police greatly intelligently...... 这就是为什么每次看到那些大聪明被交警拦住之后感觉会特别爽…… Friend who especially drives, will unable to bear sing loudly one! 尤其是开车的朋友,甚至会忍不住高歌一曲！ Opened the live broadcast in any case, that along everyone's intention. 反正开直播了,那就顺了大家的心意。 Zhou resolute starts to aim at the emergency traffic lane oneself cell phone, then put out the movement camera, opened the function of snapshot. 周毅开始将自己的手机对准应急车道,然后又拿出了运动相机,开启了抓拍的功能。 Expensive definitely has the expensive/noble advantage, this point king many fish gentlemen are clear. 贵肯定有贵的好处,这一点王多鱼先生最是清楚。 The video, the picture of snapshot, guaranteed in addition sees the license number very much clearly, is as good monitors the snapshot of camera. 视频,加上抓拍的照片,保证很清晰地看到车牌号,不亚于监控摄像头的抓拍。 „Looks quickly, is one greatly intelligent, in this short time had five to be greatly intelligent unexpectedly!” “快看,又是一个大聪明,这短短的时间内居然有五个大聪明了！” Zhou resolute looks at the cell phone say/way: „Words said that they are really hurrying to the reincarnation? If front had/left the traffic accident, their occupies the emergency traffic lane, that following ambulance and police vehicle cannot pass.” 周毅看着手机道:“话说他们真的是赶着去投胎吗？那如果前面出了车祸,他们这把应急车道一占,那后面的救护车和警车都过不去。” „The time of stopping up will be longer!” “堵的时间会更久啊！” Finally Zhou resolute the voice falls, then hears behind transmitted one intermittently the sound...... 结果周毅的话音落下,便听到了后面传来一阵阵呜哇呜哇的声音…… Also was really said by me! 还真的被我说中了啊！ pure brightness the vacation, by this chapter, gives these gassers to go against the flow as well as take the emergency traffic lane sincerely big intelligent. 清明假期,谨以此章,送给那些加塞逆行以及占用应急车道的大聪明。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)