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#115: No one understands the dog compared with me!


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Chapter 115 no one understands the dog compared with me! 第115章没有人比我更懂狗! ? Zhou does resolute hear this saying a little god, your family dog never bites? 啊?周毅听到这话有点愣神,你家狗从来不咬人? Does it throw to want with me to play? 它那么扑上来是想和我玩玩? That said coarse, you are not the dog, how you know that your family dog bites does not bite. 那说的难听点,你又不是狗,你怎么知道你家狗咬不咬人。 An big dog, seemingly called the schnauzer, then threw to say fiercely wants to play with you, this which family/home played to play...... 一只大狗,貌似叫雪纳瑞斯吧,那么扑上来龇牙咧嘴地说想和你玩玩,这谁家玩玩是这么玩玩的…… Even if you are attorney ask that” is not so odd! 哪怕你是和律师“问问”也没这么离谱啊! Has a look at own pants again, is also all right actually, moistened the saliva of dog, looks a little disgusting. 再看看自己的裤子,倒是也没事,就是沾了狗的口水,看起来有点恶心。 But at this point, because before that dog is calling while throws, the caused sound has made many community owners look. 而在此时,因为之前那狗一边叫着一边扑,引起的动静已经让很多小区业主过来看了。 Does not look does not know, in the community raises the dog others is not actually few, but many people are to raise the puppy, these puppies fling about, some seem like ominous! 不看不知道,小区里养狗的人家其实不算少,只不过好多人都是养小狗的,那些小狗跳来跳去,有的看起来还蛮凶! Eldest sister, your saying to be not right, that dog after all is only the dog, is not the person, even if not bite, but joked, that tooth will still abrade the person.” “大姐,你这话就不对了吧,那狗毕竟只是狗,又不是人,而且就算是不咬人,只是闹着玩,那牙也会擦伤人的。” Zhou resolute considers was saying, he is truly considering, felt after oneself since had the system, a little flavor of unlucky year. 周毅斟酌着说道,他确实是在斟酌,感觉自己自从有了系统之后有点流年不利的味道。 Which walks where has an accident, endures compared with some god of death little friend...... 走哪哪出事,堪比某位死神小朋友…… It is not right, but also without Kornan is so odd, after all Kornan is young, has met the homicide quantity that others several lifetime could not meet, where may be called dies. 不对,还没柯南君那么离谱,毕竟柯南小朋友年纪轻轻,就已经遇到了别人好几辈子都遇不到的凶杀案数量了,堪称走哪死哪。 At least my has not died is not...... 起码我这还没死一个不是……咳咳。 He does not fear the trouble, but feels not to need. 他并不是怕麻烦,而是觉得没有必要。 To provide against contingencies, Zhou resolute turns on the camera that carried along. 只是为了以防万一,周毅还是打开了随身携带的摄像头。 The heart of injuring someone cannot have, against person's heart must have. 害人之心不可有,防人之心不可无。 Opposite woman hugged the dog is kissing own meat meat fruit and so on after the half of the day, to stand, can see the age probably more than 30, but should be bigger than this specifically, put on was very fashionable. 对面的女人抱着狗亲亲肉肉蛋蛋之类半天后已经站了起来,可以看出年纪大概三十多,不过具体应该比这要大,穿的很时髦。 This meeting had been saying to Zhou resolute: My dog is my family member, I said that does not bite it definitely not to bite.” 这会已经对着周毅说道:“我的狗就是我的家人,我说不咬人它就肯定不咬人。” But it just turned toward me to throw, I hid definitely to nip quickly!” “可它刚刚都向着我扑过来了,那我要不是躲得快肯定咬到了啊!” Zhou resolute thought that the logic of opposite party is a little bewildered, you dog head of household, you said that doesn't nip does not nip? How this saying wants to feel not quite right. 周毅都觉得对方的逻辑有点莫名其妙,你把狗当家人,就你说不咬就不咬了?这话咋想都感觉不太对。 You what's the matter, said with you, that is must play with you . Moreover, has not nipped you, as for!” The women said that on the face has one type you are so how troublesome and so on expression. “你这人怎么回事,都和你说了,那是要和你玩的,而且,不是还没咬到你嘛,至于嘛!”女人说道,脸上带着一种“你这人怎么这么麻烦”之类的表情。 Gathering, only then bit is? Eldest sister, now stipulates, goes out walking with dog to need the guy rope . Moreover the large-scale dog best probably wear the dog mask.” “合着只有咬到了才算?大姐,现在可是规定了,出门遛狗需要牵绳,而且大型犬最好还是要戴个狗嘴套的。” First prevents it to bite, secondly also prevents it to eat the thing randomly.” “一来防止它咬人,二来也防止它乱吃东西。” Your this walked with dog the non- guy rope to be illegal.” “你这遛狗不牵绳已经是违法了。” The chamotte, this saying said that opposite woman directly on wool. 熟料,这话一说出来,对面的女人直接就毛了。 „Am I illegal? I was illegal, which law violated, in this community the person who you had a look at walking with dog how many had, was illegal? Told you this is my family member, whose family member does go out wears the mask to draw the string?” “我违法?我怎么违法了,违哪条法了,这小区里你看看遛狗的人有多少,都违法了?都跟你说了这是我家人,谁家人出门戴嘴套拉绳子的?” The community residents of nearby some similar walking with dog also started to say. 旁边一些同样遛狗的小区居民也开始说了。 Right young fellow, originally our is the pet dog, does not bite, moreover got the vaccine, all right, to be how illegal.” “对啊小伙子,本来我们这都是宠物狗,根本不咬人,而且也打了疫苗,没什么事的,怎么就违法了。” Right, what disobeyed is which law, that past was this.” “对啊,违的是哪条法啊,那过去一直都是这样啊。” Zhou resolute does not certainly know what disobeys was which law, before he was also , with side Dazhuang ate meal listens to the opposite party to raise a mouth, said starting from last year, walking with dog the non- guy rope is illegal. 周毅当然不知道违的是哪条法了,他也是之前和方大状吃饭的时候听对方提过一嘴,说从去年开始,遛狗不牵绳就已经违法了。 side Dazhuang such person, according to his view that looks at the law to be the pastime behavior, reads the novel to be the same with others. 方大状这样的人,按他的说法那看法条属于消遣行为,就跟其他人看小说一样。 Usually in has the new laws and regulations to appear, or is the judicial interpretation, he can the earliest possible time look, understood. 平日里有新的法律法规出台,亦或者是司法解释,他都会第一时间去看,去了解。 Naturally, not possible quick to remember these, but understood, a little impression, later experienced anything to think quickly, then consulted specifically. 当然,不可能很快就把那些都记住,只是了解,有点印象,以后遇到什么事了能很快想起来,然后具体进行查阅。 Pulled out the cell phone to give side Dazhuang to hit by Zhou resolute directly. 是以周毅掏出手机直接就给方大状打了过去。 Hey, side Dazhuang did, which law walk with dog the non- guy rope to violate?” “喂,方大状,遛狗不牵绳违反哪条法了?” Walks with dog the non- guy rope?” Earnestly side big shape a little surprise of work, but said: That should be last year the animal guard law that starts to implement.” “遛狗不牵绳?”正埋头工作的方大状有点诧异,但还是说道:“那应该是去年开始实施的动物防疫法了。” I said that your also did have the matter?” “我说你这又有事了?” Is all right, the small matter, you are first busy.” “没事没事,小事情,你先忙吧。” Made the telephone call, Zhou resolute looks that front woman also had these raised the dog industry the main road: Everyone do not first be busy excitedly, I had just consulted my attorney, walks with dog the non- guy rope to violate the animal guard law that May 1 of last year started to implement.” 挂了电话,周毅看着面前的女人还有那些养狗的业主道:“大家先别忙着激动,我刚刚咨询过我的律师了,遛狗不牵绳违反了去年五月 1 号开始实施的动物防疫法。” ? The owner who just spoke was a little immediately awkward, unexpectedly also really had such stipulation? 啊?刚刚说话的业主顿时有点尴尬,居然还真有这样的规定? Moreover you unexpectedly also, because everyone said how many consulted your attorney? 而且你居然还真的因为大家说几句就去咨询你的律师了? Speaks, Zhou resolute looks at that woman, did not speak, you asked that I violated what law, I told you, you can also say anything. 说完话,周毅看着那女人,也不说话,你问我违反什么法了,我都告诉你了,那你还能说什么。 stretch/open Li has not a little responded, has not expected opposite man really to call to ask the attorney unexpectedly, moreover his attorney gave the answer quickly. 张莉也有点没反应过来,也是没料到对面的这个男人居然真的会打电话问律师,而且他的律师那么快就给了答案。 Now but the big courtyard broad under must make her receive the words, that is absolutely impossible! 可是现在大庭广之下要让她把话收回去,那绝对不可能! Illegal was not one's turn you to manage, why the present person always likes minding others' business!” “违法了也轮不到你来管,现在的人为什么总是那么喜欢多管闲事!” Said, bringing the dog to leave. 说完了,带着狗就要离开。 Zhou resolute made a connection with the telephone of Manager what directly. 周毅直接打通了何经理的电话。 Hey Manager what, I the foreign-style house, No. 5 building, here people walk with dog the non- guy rope, that dog threw me.” “喂何经理,我在洋房这边,五号楼,这边有人遛狗不牵绳,那狗都扑我了。” Manager what seems like must work, that gives the property to call to ask. 何经理好像是要做事的,那就给物业打个电话问问。 The telephone fires off shortly, then saw that Manager what brought several securities to catch up, this surprised Zhou resolute a little actually. 电话打完没多久,便看到何经理带着几个保安已经赶了过来,这倒是让周毅有点意外。 Not to mention other, this Manager what is very at least responsible. 且不说其他的,最起码这位何经理很负责。 What's the matter, Mr. Zhou, Ms. stretch/open, is this your dog?” what Xiaoxuan was that capable appearance, quick entered the condition as before. “咋回事啊,周先生,哦张女士,这是您的狗吗?”何晓璇依旧是那副干练的模样,很快就进入了状态。 stretch/open Li nods saying: This is my family, how I did not know, today I go out walking with dog, come to want with him to play, finally he did not say that must bite him.” 张莉点点头道:“这是我家皮皮,我也不知道咋了,今天我出门遛狗,皮皮过来想和他玩一玩,结果他就非说皮皮要咬他。” Finally now also says that what my non- guy rope is illegal, this is not looks for trouble, I pulled the non- guy rope to obstruct his anything matter, has not nipped him!” “结果现在又说什么我不牵绳就违法,这不是没事找事嘛,我牵不牵绳碍着他什么事了,又没咬到他!” what Xiaoxuan hears word shakes the head saying: Ms. stretch/open, I not only place has also reminded you about your dog, going out walking with dog must the guy rope, this is the stipulation, moreover your is the large-scale dog.” 何晓璇闻言摇头道:“张女士,关于您的这只狗我也已经不只一次地提醒您了,出门遛狗必须牵绳,这是规定,而且您这还是大型犬。” „Isn't that you cannot understand the logical expression? I said my family dog does not bite, does not bite, whom that such a long time bit, you ask that bit who!” “那咋了,不是你们听不懂人话吗?我都说了我家狗不咬人,不咬人的,那这么长时间咬谁了,你问问咬谁了!” Person this, property also this, should manage no matter, should not manage must manage.” “人这样,物业也这样,该管的不管,不该管的非要管。” Sees with own eyes in this, what Xiaoxuan also can only turn head to look that Zhou resolute smiles bitterly saying: You look at Mr. Zhou, this matter our property really does not have the means manages.” 眼见于此,何晓璇也只能扭头看着周毅苦笑道:“你看吧周先生,这种事我们物业真的没办法管。” Because we are impossible really to make anything, without law enforcement power.” “因为我们也不可能真的做什么,没有执法权。” Zhou resolute nods, matter truly is such matter, the property does not have the law enforcement power unable to control, even if you persecuted to death them could not control. 周毅点点头,事情确实是这么个事情,物业没有执法权管不了,那你就算是把他们逼死了也管不了。 Whom that this walks with dog the matter of non- guy rope to turn over to manage. 那这遛狗不牵绳的事到底归谁管。 This matter definitely cannot think, Zhou resolute dialed side Dazhuang the telephone again. 这事自己肯定想不到,周毅还是再次拨通了方大状的电话。 Does not need to ask that side side Dazhuang had said on own initiative: According to Jingzhou raises the dog regulations, the public security organ is the controlling organization that the city raises the dog supervisory work, suggested that you can report to the police.” 都不需要问,那边的方大状已经主动说道:“根据京州市养犬管理条例,公安机关是城市养犬管理工作的主管机关,建议你可以报警。” Made the telephone call, should say that worthily is side Dazhuang! 挂了电话,该说不愧是方大状嘛! Zhou resolute reported to the police quickly, immediately started to wait. 周毅很快报警,随即就开始等着。 From beginning to end stretch/open Li stands there, the expression on face is that why you have been casual. 从始至终张莉就站在那里,脸上的表情一直都是那副“你随便干嘛”。 Saw that Zhou resolute reported to the police, stretch/open Li did not spare a glance saying: Also reported to the police, the report, I wondered, you were want to look for a job with me intentionally, has not nipped you, must this!” 见到周毅报警,张莉不屑一顾道:“还报警,报呗,我就纳闷了,你是故意想和我找事是吧,都没咬到你,非得这样!” Report, I had a look at the police to come am what situation!” “报吧,我看看警察来了是个什么情况!” This late peak time, police old Li passed through hindered layer on layer/heavily rushes finally. 这会正是晚高峰的时候,片警老李经过了重重阻碍总算是赶到了。 Is receiving the alarm message that the control center transfers to feel a little familiar, had a look to the place, looks is Zhou resolute, that was all right. 在接到指挥中心转来的报警信息就觉得有点熟悉,到了地方看看,一看是周毅,那没事了。 Police who who reported? Zhou resolute, this what's the matter?” “谁报的警?啊周毅是吧,这怎么回事?” Zhou Yizhi referred to opposite stretch/open Li, that only often makes the big dog that throws bites the movement to say as before: Police comrade, you looked, she walks with dog the non- guy rope, that dog bit my trouser legs coverings, she added own family/home dog did not bite.” 周毅指了指对面的张莉,还有那只依旧不时做出扑咬动作的大狗道:“警察同志,你看,她遛狗不牵绳,那狗上来都咬我裤腿了,她还说自己家狗不咬人。” As the senior police, this type is too clear because of contradiction old Li who raising the dog caused. 作为资深的片警,这种因为养狗而引起的矛盾老李太清楚了。 In the past, a where manages not explicit stipulation regarding raising the issue of dog turned over to specifically, regulated according to regional local laws and regulations. 过去,对于养狗的问题具体归哪里管并没有一个明确的规定,都是按照各地的地方性法规来规制。 Therefore some places need the management department, some places need against raise the office, some places are the public security department...... 于是有的地方需要城管部门,有的地方需要防养办,有的地方则是公安部门…… But now, although does not have the specially explicit stipulation, but at least, the public security department truly can manage regarding this situation. 而现在,虽然同样没有特别明确的规定,但是起码,公安部门对于这种情况确实可以管。 Your dog? Does not have the dog tag, the dog card of your dog? Has a look with me.” “你的狗?没有狗牌啊,你这狗的狗证呢?拿出来我看看。” According to the stipulation, goes out walking with dog, the dog tag must have, this is equivalent indicated, this dog has the master, but the dog card is the certificate! 按照规定,出门遛狗,狗牌也是必须要有的,这相当于表明,这只狗是有主人的,而狗证就是证明! After why now always happened some such as the dog bites, his master directly disappears, then by the matter that the person of biting can only undertake. 现在为什么总是发生一些诸如狗咬人之后,其主人直接消失,然后被咬之人只能自己承担的事。 That key is not to carry out management of dog card! 那关键就在于没有落实狗证的办理! Only then managed the dog card, the dog goes out brings the dog tag, that can avoid this matter. 只有办了狗证,狗出门带着狗牌,那才能避免这种事的发生。 When the time comes was not the issue that your master did recognize. 到时候就不是你这个主人认不认的问题了。 Facing the police, stretch/open Lidao is also honest, but said: This...... today went out worries, forgets to bring.” 面对警察,张莉倒也还算老实,只是道:“这个……今天出门太着急,忘带了。” Forgot to bring, good, next time will go out must take, according to the stipulation, you raised the dog unable to hinder others 's normal life, because was the first time, therefore warned you, if had again the next time, must fine, did you understand?” “忘带了是吧,那好,下次出门必须带上,按照规定,你养狗不能妨碍他人的正常生活,因为是第一次,所以对你进行警告,如果再有下一次,就得罚款了,你明白嘛?” Understood the comrade, but my dog truly does not bite, it wants to play with the opposite party, finally was also trampled a foot by him, I have not said.” “明白了同志,只不过我这狗确实不咬人,它就是想和对方玩玩,结果还被他踹了一脚,我都还没说呢。” Hears this, Zhou resolute is startled immediately: Eldest sister, is groundless you do not speak irresponsibly, who said that I trampled it, but I usually the to rub dog liked with the foot, no?” 听到这,周毅顿时惊着了:“大姐,无凭无据你不要乱说啊,谁说我踹它了,只是我平时撸狗喜欢用脚,不行吗?” You love the dog, I also love the dog, is only the ways and means is different!” “你爱狗,我也爱狗啊,只是方式方法不同而已!” What you said that what's wrong, does the grown man dare to do is not at all? Was my dog so expensive, tramples has problems you to compensate?” “你说什么呢,咋了,大男人敢做不敢当?我这狗这么贵,踹出问题了你赔?” Ok, do not quarrel!” old Li hits to block the way again: Your dog, the belt/bring goes back, remembers the dog tag and dog rope wears good.” “好了,你们别吵了!”老李再次打断道:“你的狗,带回去,记得把狗牌和狗绳戴好。” Zhou resolute, you also knows, this dog has not truly nipped you.” “还有周毅,你也知道,这狗确实没咬到你。” But my pants were smeared!” “可是我这裤子都被弄脏了啊!” Listened to this saying, disdaining of stretch/open Li face: Plans to ask for money in the final analysis, you asked for money to say early, but also reported to the police is so troublesome, gave you money, sent to wash.” 听了这话,张莉一脸的不屑:“说到底还是打算要钱啊,你要钱早说啊,还报警这么麻烦,给你钱,送去洗。” These words make Zhou resolute feel that own fire has unable to accept after checking. 这句话让周毅感觉自己的火已经有点收不住了。 Yesterday in online was just said said you not for money, finally now, was said in the reality! 昨天才刚刚在网上被人说了“说你不就是为了钱嘛”,结果现在,又在现实中被人这么说! The fog grass, actually now was how, I maintained my legitimate interest, was I should result in obviously, in these person of mouths, I did that probably is going begging to be the same with them. 雾草,现在究竟是怎么了,我维护我的合法利益,明明是我该得的,在这些人嘴里,好像我这么做就是在和他们乞讨一样。 Even owed others the fellow of money, goes to ask for money with them, felt oneself are very base and low. 甚至于很多欠了别人钱的家伙,去和他们要钱,感觉自己很卑微。 But the opposite party will even make one on this money you also non-stop wanting the expression. 而对方甚至会做出一副“就这点钱你还不停要”的表情来。 Zhou resolute goes forward saying: What's wrong, what was I plans to ask for money, your dog smeared my pants, did you lose money should not be?” 周毅上前道:“咋了,什么叫我还是打算要钱,你的狗弄脏了我的裤子,你赔钱不是应该的?” Probably gives me money to bestow to be the same.” “好像给我钱还是施舍一样。” I said isn't right? Don't you want to ask for money? You said that that point dirty, going back the washer washed was not clean, but must raise.” On stretch/open Li the face brings despising. “我说的不对嘛?你不就是想要钱吗?你们说说是不是,就那点点脏,回去洗衣机洗一洗不就干净了,还非得提出来。”张莉的脸上带着一种鄙夷。 Right young fellow, your pants on that point, are very easy to wash, others dogs have not nipped you.” Nearby some people said. “对啊小伙子,你那裤子就那一点,很容易洗的,况且人家的狗也没咬到你。”旁边有人说道。 Now can the clothes dirty point ask for money? Our young that meeting, dirty is goes home to wash, currently has the washer, the young people are disinclined this?” “现在衣服脏一点都可以要钱了吗?我们年轻那会,脏了都是自己回家洗洗的,现在都有洗衣机,年轻人们连这个都懒得动吗?” Good, really do not quarrel, the young fellow, you have the time that this quarrelled, went back to wipe out net.” “好了好了,真的别吵了,小伙子,你有这吵架的工夫,回去都已经洗干净了。” Many people are urging, the meaning only has one. 身边好多人都在劝,话里话外的意思只有一个。 Was not the pants is dirty, had anything saying that does not absolutely need to say. 不就是裤子脏了点嘛,有什么好说的,根本没必要说出来。 Even some people said, makes one's own way cannot use such excuse, washes clothes, how much money. 甚至有人笑称,发家致富也不能用这样的借口,洗个衣服,那才多少钱。 The aunt who inside leads the granddaughter urged most vigorously. 里面一个带着孙女的大妈劝的最起劲。 Was being urged, Zhou resolute is not angry suddenly. 被这么劝着,周毅突然不生气了。 Right, why I must be angry. 对啊,我为什么要生气呢。 What also let alone, I asked for money, you take actually!” “什么也别说了,我就是要钱,你倒是拿出来啊!” Since you thought that I want to ask for money, I ask for money. 既然你们都觉得我就是想要钱,那我就要钱呗。 You also really ask for money, I have not seen you dead to ask for money like this!” “你还真的要钱啊,我就没见过你这样死要钱的!” Right now opens Li to start the surprise. 这下子张莉开始诧异了。 Was not you said to money, what's wrong, I want now, didn't you plan to give?” “不是你说给钱的嘛,咋了,现在我要呢,你这是又不打算给了?” Nearby old Li is speechless, said again: Ok, really do not quarrel, Ms. stretch/open, others said right, your dog truly smeared others pants, this in emotion in managing you must be responsible for giving others to clean up cleanly.” 旁边的老李已经无语了,再次说道:“好了,真的别吵了,张女士是吧,人家说的没错,你的狗确实把人家的裤子弄脏了,这于情于理你都得负责给人家清理干净。” Good, since police comrades said that that gives him, these 20 you take away!” “好啊,既然警察同志都这么说了,那就给他呗,这二十块你拿去!” stretch/open Li pulled out 20, immediately brings own dog to turn around to leave. 张莉掏出了二十块,随即带着自己的狗转身离开。 The people walked, the surrounded crowd also diverges slowly. 人都走了,围观的人群也慢慢散去。 what Xiaoxuan who looks in side has said suddenly: Mr. Zhou, you said that you made so many for this community, is makes the property announce diligently, how is also lets us.” 一直在旁边看着的何晓璇突然说道:“周先生,你说你为这个小区做了那么多,那么努力地又是让物业公示,又是让我们咋样的。” Now this, you thought that is worth?” “现在这样,你觉得值得吗?” Zhou resolute turns around, a little strange say/way: What is worth unworthy, I work to let in my heart happy, not for them.” 周毅转过身来,有点奇怪道:“什么值得不值得,我做事只是为了让我心中痛快,又不是为了他们。” Right Manager what, the management department has not been carrying out the stray dog handling work recently, you said that does not have the dog of dog card, is what dog?” “对了何经理,城管部门最近不是一直在进行流浪狗处置工作吗,你说没有狗证的狗,算什么狗呢?” Hears this, on the face of Manager what showed expression looking pensive, the community raised the dog issue to be very serious, how the previous property hardly managed. 听到这,何经理的脸上露出了若有所思的表情,小区养狗问题已经很严重了,前一任的物业几乎不怎么管。 Caused now these owners in raising the dog issue is a little unscrupulous. 导致现在这些业主在养狗问题上都有点肆无忌惮了。 Yesterday evening must come one chapter again, behind really wrote motionless, therefore starts to erupt on today, first came a chapter of sleek/moist to wet one's whistle, today has a look to achieve 20,000 characters! 昨天晚上本来还要再来一章,后面实在写不动了,所以就今天开始爆发吧,先来一章润润喉,今天看看能不能做到两万字! ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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