TSPOHB :: Volume #2

#60: Joke

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When holds down to sit cross-legged to sit in immediately fox fur coat youth single-handed, must flicker to explode the rotten this head by resolute of Xu Fengnian, but the master and servant two people belittled travelling prairie Xu Fengnian, he is also the same has not expected this riches and honor juniors to contain the inner strength to be vigorous, although seems like that fell by his one move, even was fallen 56 zhang (3.33 m), but the palm touches with this liao forehead in fact is separated, but the brocade robe old man leaves the horseback, attacks the enemy's rear in order to compel him to give up his own attack, the double palm promotes, astral wind Ling very cold, strikes to the Xu Fengnian head, a life trades a life the deal, Xu Fengnian is not glad to do, can only helplessly. Looks the golden opportunity of getting to the heart of the problem sneaks off from the palm, after falling the fox fur coat youth, the rapid side moves, with brocade robe retinue from spreading out. 当单手按住盘膝坐在马上的狐裘青年,以徐凤年的果决就要一瞬炸烂这颗头颅,只不过主仆二人过于小觑了游历草原的徐凤年,他也一样没料到这名富贵子弟蕴藏着内力雄浑,虽然看似被他一招落马,甚至被摔出五六丈,但事实上手掌与此獠额头才触及即被弹开,而锦袍老者更是离开马背,围魏救赵,双掌推出,罡风凌冽,击向徐凤年脑袋,一命换一命的勾当,徐凤年不乐意去做,只能眼睁睁看着擒贼擒王的大好时机从手心溜走,摔出狐裘青年以后,迅速侧移,与锦袍扈从拉开距离。 Sits the top of the head wolf hat is crooked in Young Master young of ground, cracks into a smile, reveals a white tooth, puts out a hand to stroke the boiling hot forehead gently, is not busy with setting out, expresses admiration, all over the body internal energy such as Dragon Snake walks randomly, has far-reaching idea. Xu Fengnian strikes unable to kill, is not undeserved, the toba tartars family to quenching the body and spirit to dominate Beimang, the Martial Dao cornerstone hits incomparably reliably, this young man was then taken to the icefield of land of the polar north by the father since childhood, the hole diving obturation, year to year the lying down ice sleeps, compared with excellent nourishing fetus magic arts that the Taoism gives up affectation from inside to outside, does exactly the opposite, by outside, but, can say that first grade four boundaries, Vajra Profundity Indicating Heavenly Phenomenon, the toba tartars Bodhisattva every treads the Beimang first person that the boundary may be called deserves one time, the brave or vigorous do not father cowardly children, this in Beimang said that the second no one dares to say first aristocratic family equally is also outstanding, will otherwise not have the small toba tartars. Title. 坐在地上的年轻公子头顶狼帽歪斜,咧嘴一笑,露出一口洁白牙齿,轻轻伸手抚摸滚烫额头,不忙于起身,啧啧称奇,遍身气机如龙蛇游走,暗藏玄机。徐凤年一击无法击毙,并不冤枉,拓跋家族以淬炼体魄称雄北莽,武道基石打得无比牢固,这位年轻男子自幼便被父亲带往极北之地的冰原,凿洞潜水闭气,常年躺冰而眠,比较道教由内而外返璞归真的上乘养胎道法,反其道而行之,由外而内,可以说一品四境,其中金刚指玄天象,拓跋菩萨每一次踏境都堪称当之无愧的北莽第一人,虎父无犬子,这名在北莽自称第二无人敢称第一的世家子也一样出类拔萃,否则也不会有小拓跋的称号。 He can repress to be irritable the temper fortunately not to draw a sword the blade, set out later to pat the back, for the first time lifted the hand to hint the brocade robe demon do not haggle over, the laughter said: „Good good, depends on your technique, misses to first grade is not far. If also leaves leeway the ample force, that must! Regardless of the plans or the ability, makes me broaden the outlook. When Southern Dynasty had/left such a person of extraordinary ability person with outstanding ability, being in direct line juniors of which armor character powerful family you are, mentioned listens? I do not hate to peel your scalp, fake child anything, works as the joke, do not mind.” 亏得他能按耐住急躁性子没有拔剑出刀,起身以后拍了拍后背,破天荒抬手示意锦袍魔头不要计较,嬉笑道:“不错不错,就凭你这手法,离一品也差不远了。如果还留有余力,那还得了！不论心机还是本领,都让我大开眼界。南朝什么时候出了这么一个俊彦英才,你是哪家甲字门阀的嫡传子弟,说来听听？我可不舍得剥你头皮,假子什么的,就当笑话,不要介意。” After Empress Beimang comes to court, after the exchange listens to the north-south two Capital powerful minister's suggestions, according to the Central Plain powerful family system, coming out one is the family status division of sketchy embryo, except the imperial family two clans is the first grade common surname, then is honored as „rich” „clear” the armor character ten clans of surname, north south seven three, the Southern Dynasty three surnames all were the dragon close the ancient rich and powerful family in aristocrat group, these three surname characters all were dominate the Southern Dynasty temple royal government the leader class. The small toba tartars of wolf hat fox fur coat this deeply concealing Southern Dynasty character, regarded naturally by three surname bold valves the direct descendant juniors who vigorously to cultivate. Includes the first grade 32 people of two dynasties, Beimang qualifies 18, lets brag that sufficiently Liyang Dynasty of outstanding people and magical soil blushes with shame, is good because of first three occupies two by Wang Xianzhi and Deng Tai'e, saves many faces. Except for his father, Hong Jingyan, Luo Yang and Murong Baoding four god demons, as well as Imperial Preceptor True Person Qilin this Sage, raises the soldier mountain Qijian musical conservatory five big sects to carve up six quotas, in ten big demons except position overlapped Luo Yang, been killed violently thanks spirit, the Demon Dao giant that eight ominous broadcast has five to be on the list, in addition Yelyu son-in-law and Murong Longshui two promising youth, total 18 people. 北莽女帝临朝以后,交换听取南北两京权臣的建议后,按照中原门阀制度,出炉了一个算是粗略胚胎的门第划分,除去皇室两族为一品大姓,接下来便是被誉为“膏腴”“灼然”姓氏的甲字十族,北七南三,南朝三姓皆是龙关贵族集团里的古老豪门,这三姓人物皆是把持南朝庙堂朝政的领袖阶层。狼帽狐裘的小拓跋自然而然将这名深藏不露的南朝人物,当成了被三姓豪阀倾力栽培的嫡系子弟。囊括两朝的一品三十二人,北莽榜上有名十八位,足以让自诩人杰地灵的离阳王朝汗颜,好在前三被王仙芝与邓太阿占去两席,挽回许多颜面。除了他父亲、洪敬岩、洛阳和慕容宝鼎四尊神魔,以及国师麒麟真人这位圣人,提兵山棋剑乐府在内的五大宗派瓜分掉六个名额,十大魔头中除去位置重叠的洛阳,已经毙命的谢灵,八位凶名远播的魔道巨擘有五位上榜,再加上耶律东床和慕容龙水两名后起之秀,共计十八人。 The Dao and Virtue Sect True Person Qilin six immortal disciples, wander in the first grade bottleneck, Daoism True Person often enters first grade is Profundity Indicating, often only misses one is the lifetime can not step into the first grade boundary. The small toba tartars are not cannot help but unusual the man who wears a sword at present, compared with his is several years old, young can walk out second grade at the worst, second grade is says Little Grandmaster boundary, is not the cabbage, can the autumn planting winter receive shears big. His father had mentioned, now in the Liyang Dynasty second grade expert accumulates too many genius who is likely to reach, immediately Beimang roughly occupies the superior pattern, is not necessarily able lastingly. 道德宗麒麟真人六位仙人弟子,都在一品瓶颈徘徊,道门真人往往一入一品即指玄,也往往只差一线就是毕生不得踏入一品境。不由得小拓跋不稀奇眼前佩刀的男子,比他大不了几岁,年纪轻轻就能跨过二品门槛,二品是谓小宗师境界,不是大白菜,可以秋种冬收一割一大把。他父亲曾经说起过,当今离阳王朝二品高手中积淀了太多有望登顶的天才人物,当下北莽大体占优的格局,未必能够持久。 Xu Fengnian smiles, „door small family, is not worth mentioning.” 徐凤年笑了笑,“小门小户,不值一提。” The fox fur coat youth regretted slightly the place, the figure stuck out suddenly, replies in kind, the drawing a sword overhead chops suddenly, Mang Daoru ordinary cavalry not different, but cuts to want the momentum to be astonishing in his hands. brocade/bright robe old person both hands insert the sleeve, seemingly narrows the eye to observe, footsteps actually with small toba tartars blade, but moves light. Xu Fengnian will remove in the future several steps, the left palm palm pats on the Spring Thunder Blade , the short sword a stroke, will swing a circular arc in the future, after evading a blade, snaps fingers to knock, shuts sheath Spring Thunder to the round revolutions, far away from the battlefield, almost flickers, after Xu Fengnian body supine, wants but actually, evaded changes to wipe the second blade that horizontally, but the small toba tartars also flash through the maneuver to back Spring Thunder, walks sideways several steps, the third blade pulls up slantingly, Xu Fengnian recovers the erectness stance, a finger/refers of light shell, Spring Thunder continues to circle light and lively, the scabbard and headstrong blade hit sonorously in the same place, the life experience. Xuan fox fur coat young master grins fiendishly, grasps the blade to change both hands single-handed, the strength rises suddenly instantly, he saw the expert to contest since childhood, naturally has the eyesight and method of operating from a strategically advantageous position, must cut off the internal energy ritual of this type of strange controlling blade at one fell swoop, keeping this fellow from continue play tricks. 狐裘青年略微遗憾地哦了一声,身形暴起,以其人之道还治其人之身,猛然抽刀当头劈下,莽刀如普通骑兵无异,只是在他手中斩出就要声势惊人。锦袍老人双手插袖,看似眯眼观战,脚步却随着小拓跋的出刀而轻飘移动。徐凤年往后撤了几步,左掌手心拍在春雷刀柄上,短刀往后一划,荡出一个圆弧,堪堪躲过一刀之后,弹指一敲,闭鞘春雷离身圆转,远离战场,几乎是一瞬,徐凤年身体后仰,欲倒不倒,避过变招横抹的第二刀,而小拓跋也闪过回旋至背后的春雷,横走几步,第三刀斜撩而起,徐凤年身体恢复直立姿态,一指轻弹,春雷继续轻灵旋绕,刀鞘与莽刀铿锵撞在一起,身世煊赫的狐裘公子狞笑,单手握刀变双手,劲力刹那暴涨,他自幼见惯了高手过招,自然有高屋建瓴的眼力与手段,就要一举斩断这种古怪驭刀的气机仪轨,让这家伙无法继续装神弄鬼下去。 When he will soon have the confidence to cut off the internal energy tows, Xu Fengnian bullies the body to enter, does not go to manage Spring Thunder Mang blade, wrong body, is a palm pushes to his forehead. The fox fur coat youth really does not press the common sense to contest, both hands do not recover the blade path, does not reduce the strength, not only without the avoidance, instead has liquor go to one's head to proceed, Xu Fengnian wipes unemotionally downward, does not take the palm to bumping with this person of forehead, but has wiped his face, the wrist/skill curls upwards, supports his lower jaw, this arm sleeve internal energy stirs, on diagonal then catches up to promote suddenly, both hands still grasped the sinister and vicious youth of blade to fall stubbornly but actually, a Xu Fengnian leg raises high to trample, kicks to the chest, foot treads! 当他即将有信心斩断气机牵引时,徐凤年欺身而进,不去管春雷莽刀,错身而过,又是一掌推向他的额头。狐裘青年委实不按常理过招,双手不改出刀轨迹,更是不减力道,非但没有躲避,反而拿脑袋往前一荡,徐凤年面无表情往下一抹,不去拿手心与此人额头对碰,而是抹过他的脸庞,手腕一翘,托住他的下颚,这一臂一袖气机鼓荡,斜向上便是猛然发力推出,双手仍是死死握刀的阴鸷青年倒摔出去,徐凤年一腿高抬踹出,踢向胸膛,一脚踏出！ The fox fur coat youth chest shrinks, removes the most strength, after falling to the ground, still slides far away, both hands grasp Mang blade to shear a fissure in the ground. 狐裘青年胸口一缩,卸去大半力道,落地后依然滑行出老远,双手所握莽刀在地面上割出一条裂痕。 The corners of the mouth oozing of blood, lifts the sleeve cuff to cancel gently, small toba tartars grinning happy expression gloomy and cold, just now thinks that a hard anti- leg must chop to cause heavy losses to the blade of opponent full power, but was fed him who incurs to detect year to year keenly by the father , if so, perhaps is mutually wounded, what damn is even breaks his leg, oneself must pay the chest completely broken cannot withstand the price, unavoidablily he has to strike an attitude to receive the blade, the knife point toward the crotch section of this damn fellow, so long as he dares to disregard all consequences, wanted him to break lifeblood-, the gambling was to bet right, but oneself suffers a loss immediately, was equal to white Ai one. The foot, the vitality turns wells up, this taste was very long not to enjoy. 嘴角渗血,抬起袖口轻轻抹去,小拓跋咧嘴笑意阴冷,方才本想硬抗全力一腿也要劈出重创对手的一刀,但常年被父亲喂招的他敏锐察觉到若是果真如此,恐怕就要两败俱伤,该死的是即便断其一腿,自己就要付出胸口尽碎的不可承受代价,不得已他只好作势收刀,刀尖朝这该死家伙的裆部,只要他敢不计后果,就要他断了命根-子,赌是赌对了,不过当下还是自己吃了大亏,等于白挨了一脚,气血翻涌,这滋味很久没有享受到了。 Has the brocade robe servant to coordinate in one side, young bladesman that has not drawn a sword while not winning the pursuit, the small toba tartars puts out bloody water, stands up to ask slowly: „Your boy is so secure, entered first grade difficultly inadequately?” 有锦袍奴仆在一侧策应,那名并未拔刀的年轻刀客没有趁胜追击,小拓跋吐出一口血水,缓缓站起身问道:“你小子如此有恃无恐,难不成入了一品？” Xu Fengnian grips to the hand was inferior that in the past full Spring Thunder, had no time to take into consideration to seize radically to observe with the splendid expressions of more than hundred cavalries, the critical moment of life and death, must cope with this young wicked liao, the thunder that but must deal with that brocade robe old person strikes, cannot also loaf to appreciate surprised and awe in these others eyes. As for the herdsman life, must oneself first live to have the qualifications to think. 徐凤年握住离手不如以往酣畅淋漓的春雷,根本无暇顾及擒察儿与百余骑兵的精彩表情,生死存亡的紧要关头,既要对付这名年轻恶獠,还要应对那名锦袍老人的雷霆一击,总不能还去偷闲欣赏那些别人眼中的惊讶与敬畏。至于牧民死活,总得自己先活下来才有资格去想。 The small toba tartars imposing manner quite the same as changes, is no longer smiling, „did not play with you.” 小拓跋气势浑然一变,不再嬉皮笑脸,“不与你玩了。” Xu Fengnian this time gives back to his one. 徐凤年这次还给他一个哦。 youngster of fox fur coat wolf hat has not become angry out of shame, the sinking calm air/Qi, the right hand grasps the blade to turn into the left hand. 狐裘狼帽的年轻人没有恼羞成怒,沉心静气,右手握刀变成左手。 After drawing a sword, in addition his right side waist hangs a good sword. Habitually uses him of right hand to prepare to draw a sword obviously at any time. 拔刀以后,他右侧腰间尚且悬有一柄好剑。惯用右手的他显然随时准备拔剑。 Restrained frivolously, this youngster also really gives Xu Fengnian to bring big surprised, opposes the enemy the later left hand blade to win the right hand earnestly, the astral wind passes the front, select to pull up several times, actually brings the sandstorm to walk the stone, several want to puncture the mirage direct link flesh, the Xu Fengnian knitting the brows head, has to loosen part to tighten the internal energy, by sheath Spring Thunder, when the sword uses, sword qi rolls dragon wall, this move was stolen the study then to become all-important word brand name opening Shu by the chess sword musical conservatory, mammoth, but Xu Fengnian figure like sea-monster, Spring Thunder, although to the hand, controls, is equally flawless. The fox fur coat youth headstrong blade point has the auspicious sign to linger indistinctly, the Xu Fengnian body evades its point, sword qi actually sky-rockets, the similar move opens the Shu type, each, sword qi has gotten bigger and bigger, makes a snowman general, leaves behind city ten sword qi to turn wells up, must not have the human form Tao Qian the young steamroll, this moment sword rolls dragon wall innumerable, although this youngster has being defeated sign, is always away from a window paper, the knife skill the cotton wool is never chaotic. 收敛了轻佻,这名年轻人还真给徐凤年带来不小的惊讶,认真对敌以后左手刀更胜右手,罡风透锋,几次挑撩,竟然带起风沙走石,几欲刺破海市蜃楼直达肌肤,徐凤年皱了皱眉头,不得不松开一部分紧锁气机,以在鞘春雷当剑用,剑气滚龙壁,这一招被棋剑乐府偷学去便成为一个响当当词牌名的开蜀式,波澜壮阔,而徐凤年身形如游鱼,春雷虽然离手,驾驭起来,一样天衣无缝。狐裘青年莽刀锋芒隐约有紫气萦绕,徐凤年身体避其锋芒,剑气却一涨再涨,同样一招开蜀式,每过一遍,剑气越滚越大,滚雪球一般,留下城十遍剑气翻涌,将陶潜稚碾压得没有人形,此刻剑滚龙壁无数趟,这名年轻人虽有落败迹象,总隔着一层窗纸,刀法始终不曾絮乱。 Was used to and sword qi boundless short sword entanglement continuous, while the small toba tartars confessed that holds a know-how, sea-monster that in Xu Fengnian out of office herd understands, no longer flinches constantly, but before is the roaming slipped into the small toba tartars body, a finger/refers separates Spring Thunder, the left hand holds the headstrong blade back of the blade, will have an action to perform, may be unable to see that clearly a 20-year-old youngster eye of reveal is panic-stricken, but Xu Fengnian has not beaten severely don't hit a person when he's down, nearly instead does not draw back loathsome , the performing skill and military force equally outstanding small toba tartars draw out that Beimang famous sword finally, delimits the ruthless spicy arc lune in the Xu Fengnian chest, Xu Fengnian exhales air/Qi together quietly, the figure selects gently. Will flutter in the future. 习惯了跟剑气磅礴的短刀纠缠不休,正当小拓跋自认抓住一丝窍门,徐凤年在野牛群中悟出的游鱼式,不再一味退缩,而是游滑到了小拓跋身前,一指弹开春雷,左手抓住莽刀刀背,正要有所动作,清晰可见不到20岁的年轻人目露惊骇,但徐凤年没有痛打落水狗,丝毫不拖泥带水地不近反退,果然,演技与武力一样出众的小拓跋终于拔出那柄北莽名剑,在徐凤年胸口划出一道狠辣的弧月形,徐凤年悄然呼出一气,身形轻轻点地,往后飘去。 The ground blasts out loudly, was the flat land has the startling thunderclap seriously. 地面轰然炸开,当真是平地起惊雷了。 A top of the head lives the python of color crown to run out of the soil, bites to the Xu Fengnian landing right foot. 一只头顶生彩冠的巨蟒冲出泥土,咬向徐凤年落地右脚。 The brocade/bright robe old man has not acted, was the domestic animal that this snuck breaks ground to come launched the sneak attack unexpectedly. 锦袍老者没有出手,竟然是这头潜行破土而来的畜生展开了偷袭。 Xu Fengnian has not shrunk the foot to jump according to the instinct, to fox fur coat youth and brocade robe retinue from exposing weaknesses, but is a foot covers entirely in the mouth of advantage tooth to tread toward the python under! 徐凤年没有依照本能缩脚跃起,给狐裘青年和锦袍扈从露出破绽,而是一脚朝巨蟒布满利齿的嘴中一踏而下！ Benefits the tooth to cut the mirage, slides two blood troughs by the calf, but Xu Fengnian also takes advantage of opportunity to step on this head underground. 利齿划破海市蜃楼,在小腿两侧滑出两条血槽,而徐凤年也顺势将这颗头颅踩回地下。 Xu Fengnian treads the merit becomes, depresses on the calf the fierce stabbing pain to be numb, but looks to the brocade robe old man who that leads the way one step to return, the phoenix eye pupil narrows the eyes carefully, finally does not conceal killing intent to thrive, knows that who this sinister old man was, Beimang ten big demon color python brocade sleeve court attendants ranked the seventh! 徐凤年一踏功成,压下小腿上剧烈的刺痛酥麻,只是望向那名前行一步又退回的锦袍老者,丹凤眼眸细细眯起,终于不掩饰杀意勃发,知道这阴险老头子是谁了,北莽十大魔头排在第七的彩蟒锦袖郎！ This person young was abandoned in the mountains and plains, does not know that was raised by what, does not know that was how the talent different reports, can know the beast spoken language since childhood, the young time descends the mountain, then to raise rare birds and beasts to be celebrated worldwide, when maturity did not know the immensity of heaven and earth to want Dao and Virtue Sect restricted area larceny childhood Qilin, by a Beimang Imperial Preceptor finger/refers of crushing spinal column, the skill is completely lost, still staged a comeback by him unexpectedly, reentry Vajra Boundary, if said the Martial Dao future, is impossible to promote Profundity Indicating, because the raising beast of prey was numerous, opposed the enemy preying, hardly needs to act personally, controls the ominous thing, virtually impossible to guard against, particularly in the past snake crown seven color female pythons. When melts the dragon, does not know why has not mounted the clouds and ridden the mist died, was cut open the belly to dig out three eggs by him, three young python feeding innumerable medicinal pill with hundred types of flesh, after 20 years of the accelerate ripening that is contrary to the natural justice, the build only compared the grown female python to miss the frontline finally, this made him in ten big demons to rank still in thanks spirit and the others the beforehand fierce and ambitious. 此人年幼被弃于山野,不知被何物养大,不知是天赋异禀还是如何,自幼能知晓禽兽言语,年轻时候下山,便以豢养珍禽异兽著称于世,不过壮年时不知天高地厚想要去道德宗禁地偷窃一头幼年麒麟,被北莽国师一指击碎脊柱,功力尽失,竟然仍是被他东山再起,再入金刚境,若说武道前途,已然不可能晋升指玄,但因为饲养猛兽众多,与人对敌搏杀,几乎不需要亲自出手,驾驭凶物,让人防不胜防,尤其是当年一条蛇冠七彩的母蟒化龙之际,不知为何尚未腾云驾雾就死去,被他剖腹挖出三卵,三条幼蟒喂食无数丹药与百种血肉,经过二十年有违天理的催熟,最终体型只比成年母蟒差了一线,这才让他成为十大魔头里排名犹在谢灵等人之前的枭雄。 The brocade/bright robe old person said with a smile in a soft voice: „General situation has decided.” 锦袍老人轻声笑道:“大局已定。” The small toba tartars shot a look at Xu Fengnian by the calf of color python tooth breaking by biting flesh, will break the famous sword that sends to turn over to the sheath easily slowly, looks down on the world, a face regrets saying: „Pitifully, is the Vajra Boundary expert is then nipped one, could live, but in several double-hour will also turn into the puppet who cannot move rapidly, it seems like your luck is not quite good, must be buried the sand to skin the irrigation head by me, is good lucky in unfortunate, the whole body is paralyzed, does not know that in the head was watered the mercury the pain.” 小拓跋瞥了一眼徐凤年被彩蟒牙齿咬破肌肤的小腿,将吹毛断发的名剑缓缓归鞘,重新玩世不恭起来,一脸惋惜道:“可惜了,便是金刚境高手被咬上一口,兴许能活,但几个时辰内也会迅速变成动弹不得的傀儡,看来你运气不太好,还是要被我埋沙剥皮浇灌头颅,好在不幸中的万幸,全身麻痹,也不知道头颅内被浇灌水银的痛苦。” Xu Fengnian asked: „Since the thing of this old codger is the color python exquisite silk court attendant, you think that was the youngest son of toba tartars Bodhisattva?” 徐凤年问道:“既然这老不死的东西是彩蟒锦绣郎,那你想必就是拓跋菩萨的小儿子了？” The small toba tartars wielded Mang blade, the nod said: „Toba tartars spring falcon.” 小拓跋挥了挥莽刀,点头道:“拓跋春隼。” Xu Fengnian not salty was not again pale, continued saying: „Spring bamboo shoots? Was inferior that the winter bamboo shoot is delicious.” 徐凤年再次不咸不淡哦了一声,继续说道:“春笋？不如冬笋好吃啊。” The toba tartars spring the falcon laughs loudly, the mood is excellent. 拓跋春隼捧腹大笑,心情大好。 He very likes this kind of not funny joke, before the murder, believes one hear, like not having appetite time, bumped into plate of color fragrance complete good food, most can get food down. 他挺喜欢这类不好笑的笑话,杀人前听上一听,就像没胃口的时候,碰上了一盘色香味俱全的上好菜肴,最是能下饭。 But next quarter he could not smile. 只不过下一刻他就笑不出来了。
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