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#413: Ha, fortunately


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Ash of sorcerer Hogwarts 413 ha, fortunately 霍格沃茨之灰巫师413哈哈哈,还好啦 Anton disregarded Pok petty actions and much slightly expressions, on the round stage that in the stone stair surrounds strolls, speaks with confidence. 安东无视了福吉的小动作和大量微表情,在石头台阶环绕的圆台上闲庭信步,侃侃而谈。 He is such person, either is disinclined to pay attention to world the matter, either bumped into, that will emit the enthusiasm of rushing. 他就是这样的人,要么懒得理会世间的事,要么碰上了,那就会冒出澎湃的热情。 Belongs to be disinclined to look for a job, but the matter finds the person also the person who is glad to play. 属于懒得找事,但事找人也乐得玩一玩的人。 Let alone, since there is such a opportunity, making the entire sorcerer world listen attentively to own sound, that told all people clearly, clearly and naturally- father really skirt! 更何况了,既然有这样的机会,让全巫师世界都倾听自己的声音,那就清清楚楚、明明白白、大大方方地告诉所有的人-老子甚屌! The big shot on stage before trial that think from Chen, compared to the new book issue explanation elaboration meeting that Pok thinks, Anton favors is regarded as a year's end to summarize this stage. 相对于台上的大佬们认为的审判前自陈,相对于福吉认为的新书发布说明阐述会,安东更倾向于将这个舞台当做是一个年终总结。 Since the summary has passed through the study result. 总结穿越以来的学习成果。 He more said is more excited, more said more enters the condition, looks in the stage gradually respectfully the people, looks that facial colors became the serious big shot, showed a faint smile, approved their learn/study attitude. 他越讲越兴奋,越讲越进入状态,看着高台上渐渐正襟危坐地众人,看着一个个面色变得严肃的大佬们,微微一笑,认可了他们的学习态度。 Then right, in the past learned/studied with Professor Lord Voldemort, was so sincere. 这才对嘛,当年自己跟伏地魔教授学习的时候,也是如此诚恳的。 Stick . 棒棒哒。 Gives you a salvia cocinea. 给你们一朵小红花。 We just spoke of the euphorbia fisheriana are one demon medicine, this is an approach of solution, is very lucky, my approach success.” “我们刚刚说到了狼毒是一种魔药,这是一种解决的思路,很幸运,我的做法成功了。” But was clear in us in fact, the euphorbia fisheriana is a curse that forces to distort, it is a spell.” “但在实质上我们都清楚,狼毒就是一种强制变形的诅咒,它是一种魔咒。” Then we must make clear a matter, the spell, its forming, needs the charm, numb Gua is brandishing the magic wand, does not have the means release spell.” “那么我们就要搞清楚一件事,魔咒,它的成形,是需要魔力的,一个麻瓜挥舞着魔杖,是没有办法释放魔咒的。” This is very easy to understand right?” “这是很容易理解的对吧?” Therefore euphorbia fisheriana type of thing, it can only affect in the sorcerer, can only let person who has the charm turns into the werewolf.” “所以狼毒这种东西,它只能作用于巫师,只能让拥有魔力的人变成狼人。” Moreover is only restricted in human, like the seductress/evil spirit, a native of Malaysia, the domestic little elf and so on intelligent lifeform, simply does not have the means to transform as the werewolf, this also just I spoke the moonlight in view of the human influence one verification.” “而且仅限于人类,像妖精、马人、家养小精灵等等智慧生物,根本没有办法转化为狼人,这也是刚刚我讲月光针对人类影响的一种印证。” He lifts a hand as if empty to grasp anything, euphorbia fisheriana curse......” 他抬起一只手仿佛虚握着什么,“狼毒诅咒……” Another pointed at referred to own chest, charm......” 另外一只手指了指自己的胸膛,“魔力……” Then he pats the hand to oneself chest on, euphorbia fisheriana cursed, in addition the charm, this will make the sorcerer turn into the werewolf.” 然后他将手拍到自己的胸膛上,“狼毒诅咒,加上魔力,这才会让巫师变成狼人。” Therefore......” “所以……” Anton looks up to the stage, the corners of the mouth bring back slightly, this is my books mentioned that the sorcerer who everyone thinks is not complete, numb Gua who universal thinks , is not numb Gua.” 安东抬头看向高台上,嘴角微微勾起,“这就是我书籍里提到的,大家以为的巫师并不是全部,普世所认为的麻瓜,也不全是麻瓜。” Bang ~ 轰~ On the stand fell into the discussion again, a middle-aged sorceress anger stood vigorously, points at Anton to howl loudly, this is how possible, your radically is the quibble, the sorcerer is the sorcerer, numb Gua is numb Gua, you are vacillating «International Sorcerer Secrecy law»!” 看台上再度陷入了议论,一个中年女巫怒气勃勃地站了起来,指着安东大声吼叫着,“这怎么可能,你这个根本就是歪理,巫师就是巫师,麻瓜就是麻瓜,你这是在动摇《国际巫师保密法》!” Notch ~ 哦豁~ Talks about the secrecy law, all people were excited. 谈及到保密法,所有的人都激动了。 Dumbledores one face appearance looking pensive, on that face has the subtle happy expression, really directed the person daydream. 就连邓布利多都一脸若有所思的模样,那脸上带着的微妙笑意,实在太引人遐思了。 Actually must confirm this matter to be very simple.” “其实要验证这种事情很简单。” Anton shrugged, making that bottle of blue sex fiend medicines float to the front, you were saying that I can make the hemp melon turn into the means of sorcerer in the research, is the rebel of sorcerer ethnic group, this is incorrect.” 安东摊了摊手,让那瓶蓝色魔药漂浮到面前来,“你们都在说我在研究能让麻瓜变成巫师的办法,是巫师族群的叛徒,这是不对的。” „Only the sorcerer has the charm, only then has the charm, can change to become the werewolf.” “只有巫师才有魔力,只有拥有魔力,才能变身成狼人。” Only if this sorcerer is not the sorcerer who you think.” “除非这个巫师不是你们以为的巫师。” He knocked a sound to refer, in the laboratory bench two spatial test tubes floated, installed soybean big point blue sex fiend medicine solution respectively. 他敲了个响指,实验台上两个空的试管漂浮了过来,分别装了黄豆大一点的蓝色魔药药液。 „!” “诸位!” I want first you to tell that this hemp melon family that comes the help to test.” “我想先向大家介绍一下这一个过来帮忙实验的麻瓜家庭。” Vernon thinks of the ritual, standard numb Gua.” “弗农・德思礼,标准的麻瓜。” Thinks of the ritual, the parents are Evans and his wife, they are also numb Gua.” “佩妮・德思礼,父母是伊万斯夫妇,他们也都是麻瓜。” Her younger sister is Harry Potter's mother, Lily Evans, oh, afterward was James and Lily Potter.” “她的妹妹是哈利波特的母亲,莉莉・伊万斯,噢,后来是莉莉・波特。” Anton selected the eyebrow, what strange matter hasn't everyone discovered?” 安东挑了挑眉,“大家没有发现什么奇怪的事情吗?” According to the present view, Lily Evans is numb Gua the sorcerer, the younger sister is numb Gua.” “按照现在的说法,莉莉・伊万斯是麻瓜巫师,妹妹是麻瓜。” But is really numb Gua? They may have the ancestor of sorcerer, in other words, thinks of the ritual also has certainly the descendant of sorcerer bloodlines, but her son, reaches strength thinks of the ritual, has the descendant of sorcerer bloodlines.” “但真的是麻瓜吗?她们可都是同样拥有巫师的祖上啊,换句话来说,佩妮・德思礼一定也是拥有巫师血脉的后代,而她的儿子,达力・德思礼,也是拥有巫师血脉的后代。” Anton shows a faint smile, believes the person who this idea are many, but no one dares saying that writes about in such a matter until my such silly child the books, and found the complete theoretical support to this view.” 安东微微一笑,“相信有这个想法的人很多,但没有人敢提出来,直到我这么一个傻孩子把这么一个事情写到书籍里,并给这个论调找到了完整的理论支持。” In this world, a branch of sorcerer, that is the hemp melon is dud.” “这个世界上,还有一个巫师的分支,那就是麻瓜哑炮。” Seeing on the stand is getting more and more lively, Anton smilingly presses both hands, silence, silence, the argument does not have the significance, perhaps we should have a look at the actual situation.” 见看台上越来越热闹,安东只是笑眯眯地压了压双手,“肃静,肃静,争论没有意义,也许我们应该看看实际的情况。” His words as if in addition were held by sound loud and clear incantation, flutter, in the stand has gotten up near ten thousand sorcerer ears, clear, but is not noisy. 他的话语仿佛被‘声音洪亮咒’加持,飘荡在看台上过万的巫师耳边,清晰而不吵闹。 Even, competes as if has one type tranquilly the mood to affect all people fast. 更甚至,竞仿佛拥有一种‘平静’的情绪正快速影响着所有的人。 In a minute, everyone was peaceful. 只是片刻,所有人都安静了下来。 The wizard who wears the Egyptian style magic robe called to make noise shocking, this was the technique of curse, you used the technique speech of similar curse unexpectedly!” 一个穿着埃及风格魔法袍的男巫震惊地叫出了声,“这是诅咒的手法,你竟然用类似诅咒的手法说话!” Therefore...... 所以…… Just everyone approved this is an demon medicine Grandmaster time, now can reexamine this child with the status of spell Grandmaster? 刚刚大家才认同这是一个魔药大师的时候,现在又要用魔咒大师的身份来重新审视这个小孩了吗? Shocking hemp. 震惊麻了都。 Anton shrugs, studies the little harvest of euphorbia fisheriana curse, very simple small skill, should not be surprised, you.” 安东只是耸了耸肩,“只是研究狼毒诅咒的一点点收获罢了,很简单的小技巧而已,不要惊讶,你也可以的。” That wizard swallows the saliva, wants saying that this high-end spell skill, integrated the most ordinary movement, did you say me to me also? 那个男巫咽了咽口水,很想说,这种高端的魔咒施法技巧,都融入到最平常的动作上去了,你跟我说我也可以? How I do not believe that I can pinch? 我自己咋就不相信我可以捏? Receives.” “收。” Anton brandishes the arm to grasp fiercely, makes us return to the subject.” 安东挥舞着手臂猛地一抓,“让我们回到正题。” That bottled the medicine bottle of blue sex fiend medicine is fluttering to the rack of laboratory bench on puts away, loads separately the test tube floats of two small dosage to think in front of ritual one in virtue. 那瓶装着蓝色魔药的药瓶飘到实验台的架子上放好,分装了两份小剂量的试管漂浮在德思礼一家面前。 „Are you willing to attempt?” “你们愿意尝试吗?” I first reached an agreement, without numb Gua of charm drinks, perhaps will have the sequela, the euphorbia fisheriana in the world of hemp melon, if can spread, I guess that possibly is rabies one kind.” “我先说好了,如果没有魔力的麻瓜喝下去,也许会有后遗症,狼毒在麻瓜的世界里如果能流传,我猜可能是狂犬病一类的。” Bites the dissemination through the dog class......” “通过犬类咬伤传播……” Anton purses the lips, looked that thinks of the ritual to Vernon, needs to be taken to the hospital to treat urgently, otherwise rabies lethality nearly percentage hundred.” 安东抿了抿嘴,看向弗农・德思礼,“需要被紧急送往医院治疗,否则狂犬病的致死率近乎百分百。” Hears this view, were shocked, she hand that holds Vernon, dear, does not want!” 听到这个说法,佩妮都惊呆了,她一把抓住弗农的手,“亲爱的,不要!” Vernon's round face had become flushed, he makes an effort to pant for breath, looks to these people in stage, looks to the wife, finally looks to Andong, makes an effort to nod, „, I do not try!” 弗农圆嘟嘟的脸早就涨红了起来,他用力地喘息着,看向高台上的那些人,又看向妻子,最终看向安东,用力地点了点头,“不,我要试试!” Anton is astonished however, „did you determine?” 安东讶然,“你确定?” Vernon builds the right hand gently on wife's back of the hand, shows a faint smile, „.” 弗农将右手轻轻搭在妻子的手背上,微微一笑,“是的。” My wife because continuously the younger sister is a sorcerer, oneself are numb Gua takes to heart.” “我的妻子一直因为妹妹是巫师,自己是麻瓜而耿耿于怀。” She writes to want like the younger sister to study to the magic school to Dumbledores is rejected, this once made her desperate.” “她给邓布利多写信想要像妹妹一样到魔法学校读书被拒绝,这一度让她绝望。” He holds the demon medicine that front floats, the complexion from dreading became strengthened. 他一把抓住面前漂浮的魔药,面色从畏惧变得坚定了起来。 I hope that through your experiment, showed to her, she is also special, she is forever special!” “我希望通过你这个实验,向她证明,她也是特殊的,她永远都是特殊的!” Rumble. 咕噜。 Also on a quantity of drop of solution, making him drink the heroic feeling that the weight-lifting world drank like a fish. 也就一滴药液的量,让他喝成了举坛牛饮的豪迈感。 Reaches mother of father and sob that the strength stupidly looks at a face heroic spirit, thinks, grasps mother's front test tube, rumble. 达力傻乎乎地看着一脸豪气的父亲和哭泣的母亲,想了想,也抓起自己妈妈面前的试管,咕噜。 Sweet, the flavor is really good. 甜甜的,味道真不错。 Among the moment, the innumerable wolf wools from his length, his body were inflating fast, becomes slender. 须臾间,无数的狼毛从他的身上长了出来,他的身体快速地膨胀着,变得修长。 Bang ~ 嘭~ The generous chest back will blast out by the suit that this young short and stocky opens quickly, roar ~ ~ ~ 宽厚的胸背将本就快被这个小胖墩撑开的西装炸开,“吼~~~” The change shortly, reaches the strength to welcome moon of space to angrily roar like this, full is sharp wolf claw Zheng zheng zheng springs from the finger terminal. 变化就在顷刻间,达力就这样迎着天上的月亮怒吼着,满是锋利的狼爪铮铮铮地一根根从手指末端弹出。 But used the little time, he turned into a giant werewolf. 只不过用了一点点的时间,他就变成了一头巨大的狼人。 Whish ~ 哗~ The fact exceeds the convincing argument, everyone looks that unrelieved virtue thinks of the ritual, looks turns into the werewolf fast reaches the strength, was shocked. 事实胜过雄辩,所有人看着毫无变化的德思礼,看着快速变成狼人的达力,都惊呆了。 Unexpectedly...... unexpectedly real?” That sorceress who before questioned is calling out in alarm, does not dare to believe is calling out in alarm. “竟然……竟然是真的?”之前质疑的那个女巫惊呼着,不敢置信地惊叫着。 She is not the most surprised that person, many sorcerers could not sit still rushed to the stand in abundance, gathers round reached the strength and virtue to think of the ritual exclamation again and again. 她不是最惊讶的那个人,好多的巫师都坐不住了纷纷冲下了看台,围着达力和的德思礼惊叹连连。 Reaches some strength fears to watch crowded one piece, lowers the head to overlook seems somewhat becoming the little parents, mother, I feared ~ 达力有些害怕地看着乌泱泱的一片,低头俯视着仿佛变得有些小的父母,“妈妈,我怕~” «Controls Health in This» 《控卫在此》 Has been shocked, just even retroceded quietly half step, she even wants to flee to the wilderness, such a giant fearful furry monster appears in the front, how can not be frightening. 佩妮早就惊呆了,刚刚甚至悄悄后退了半步,她甚至想要落荒而逃,这么一头巨大的可怕的毛绒绒的怪物出现在面前,怎么能不让人心惊了。 But son's yells, making her rush crazily, opens out the encirclement of sorcerer, charges into the son, makes an effort to stretch out the arms, angry roaring, you must make anything!” 可是儿子的一声叫喊,让她疯狂地冲了上去,拨开巫师的环绕,冲向儿子,用力地张开双臂,怒吼着,“你们要做什么!” As for Anton, he patted the complexion to become pale virtue to think of the ritual, was all right, frightens your, if were the real euphorbia fisheriana, naturally might turn into rabies anything, but this simulates the demon medicine of werewolf, absolutely did not have the euphorbia fisheriana.” 至于安东,他拍了拍面色变得苍白的德思礼,“没事,吓唬你的,如果是真的狼毒,当然有可能变成狂犬病什么的,可这只是模拟狼人的魔药,根本就没有狼毒。” Seeing virtue thinks of the ritual complexion to be strange, he smiles, whom I want to take a look at to refute me......” 见德思礼面色诡异,他嘿嘿一笑,“我就是想看看有谁会反驳我……” Anton somewhat shrugs reluctantly, looked like can understand me to say anything, were actually not many, everyone also finished up along with the mainstream shock, this let the sense of achievement that I have not proselytized very much study with a master to dispel doubt.” 安东有些无奈地耸了耸肩,“看来能听得懂我说什么的,其实并不是很多,大家也就随主流地震惊就完事了,这让我很没有传道受业解惑的成就感啊。” virtue thinks of the ritual to swallow the saliva, looked that to these is long very much the person who looks like the specialized sorcerer, looked at eye child, suddenly the complexion becomes respectful, you are very certainly fierce.” 德思礼咽了咽口水,看向那些长得就很像专业巫师的人,又看了眼这个小孩,突然面色变得恭敬,“您一定很厉害。” Ha, fortunately.” “哈哈哈,还好啦。”
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