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#28: My family anchor is impossible that cruelly ( 2 )


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User 3216: The post comes, the multipurpose anchors are really enigmatic young girls 23333 【用户3216】:贴吧过来的,万能主播果然是谜一般的少女23333 User Rey11: The post comes + 1, the anchor that posture, small heart and liver had bang bang the sound that one flickers a moment ago 【用户Rey11】:贴吧过来,主播刚才那个姿势,小心肝儿有一瞬的砰砰声 Ellis treasure: Did the anchor really kill many people yesterday? 【爱丽丝宝贝】:诶,主播昨天真的杀了好多人么? Jiang Pengji looks perplexed, she looked at a record, discovered after she changes the clothes, the live broadcast room of nobody left was packed with 100 tourists suddenly, and this quantity is still increasing, once for a while jumps out of the system news that a tourist enters. 姜芃姬看得不明所以,她看了一眼记录,发现就在她换完衣服之后,原本空无一人的直播房间突然涌入一百来个游客并且这个数量还在增加,时不时就跳出一条游客进入的系统消息。 System, what's all this about?” “系统,这是怎么回事?” Jiang Pengji has doubts, yesterday opened a evening's live broadcast also to come in ten audience. 姜芃姬疑惑,昨天开了一晚上的直播也只是进来十个观众。 Another side, the system was also made to compel by the sudden popularity ignorant, for by Jiang Pengji the ginseng cockerel, it was not further shown itself as a dignity of system immediately, 12 seconds of time clarifies the origin of this wave of audience. 另一边,系统也被突如其来的人气弄得懵逼,不过为了不进一步被姜芃姬人参公鸡,它立马展现自己作为一个系统的尊严,一两秒的功夫就弄清楚这一波观众的来源。 „The audience who yesterday watched the live broadcast the content video recording screenshot of host live broadcast, sent to the public platforms in their world- mother post, now these tourists are come with admiration.” “昨天观看直播的观众将宿主直播的内容录像截图了,发到了他们那个世界的公众平台-度娘贴吧,现在这些游客都是慕名而来的。” The channel room population is still rising, the system cannot help but flabbergasted secretly. 频道房间人数还在上涨,系统不由得暗暗咋舌。 Jiang Pengji put out a hand to poke not really clear bronze mirror, the barrage had an audience saying that thinks the short distance looked at the antique, on the side of her and system communication, „is also equivalent to the channel propaganda in disguised form in secret, therefore these talents will follow the channel number to look.” 姜芃姬伸手戳了戳不甚清楚的铜镜,弹幕有个观众说想近距离看一下古董,她一边暗中和系统沟通,“也就是相当于变相的渠道宣传,所以这些人才会顺着频道号找过来。” Yes......” “是啊……” The system was worrying a face, it has not told Jiang Pengji, to guide her becomes a qualified ancient word young warrior, it later will make the host complete with various live broadcast duty rewards, according to end of mission can obtain the live broadcast platform in potential surface world to recommend. 系统愁着一张脸,它没有告诉姜芃姬,为了引导她成为一名合格的古言小斗士,它以后会用各种直播任务奖励让宿主去完成,按照任务完成度可以获得位面世界的直播平台推荐。 Urges on the anchor live broadcast, the behavior of system is equivalent to the investment exhaustively, but pays few, the return is divided greatly. 鞭策主播绞尽脑汁地直播,系统的行为相当于投资,只是付出少,回报分成巨大。 This is the system stipulated the game rule that dies, it is unable to change. 这是系统本身规定死的游戏规则,它无法更改。 Had the recommendation, the popularity of live broadcast room rapidly will rise. 有了推荐,直播房间的人气才会迅速上升。 Jiang Pengji accepts this setting quickly, that I guess, it is estimated that the propaganda of poster does laugh uproariously is I kills people, the video recording of hunting as well as gourmet propaganda? The people quite like watching the fun, can attract so many audience, seems also nothing unusual......” 姜芃姬很快就接受这个设定,“那我猜猜,估计楼主的宣传噱头是我杀人、狩猎以及美食宣传的录像?人都比较喜欢看热闹,能吸引这么多观众,似乎也不足为奇……” The system is actually the mouth flood painstakingly, has bitter being able to say. 系统却是嘴里泛苦,有苦说不出。 That side the barrage non-stop some audience inquiring that last night cut the video of killing the bandit real, some people kept questioning. 弹幕那边不停有观众询问昨晚斩杀土匪的视频是不是真的,也有人不停在质疑。 Yeah: Has the big god to examine, said that is a video not P trace...... 【哎哎哎哎】:有大神检验过诶,说是视频没有一点P的痕迹…… Anchor is swindler: Deceived people, if dares to kill so many people, the people's uncle hasn't seized her? 【主播是骗子】:骗人的,要是敢杀那么多人,人民蜀黍还不将她抓走? Do not snatch my two buildings: Said is the potential surface live broadcast dwelling fights, in the ancient times that little while killed the thief, will also be regarded the hero. 【别抢我二楼】:都说了是位面直播宅斗啊,古代那会儿杀贼,还会被当成英雄。 Fragrant-flowered garlic bandit vegetable/dish: Does not know that is which movie town selects a scene, looks decent, actually played dead...... the anchor you not to deceive people, the fool the letter/believes had potential surface live broadcast type of thing, watching the fun can go home, drew back the channel to guarantee the intelligence quotient. 【韭菜匪菜】:不知道是哪个影视城取景的,看着像模像样,其实假死了……主播你就别骗人了,傻瓜才信有位面直播这种东西,看热闹的都能回家了,退了频道保智商。 User 1438: But you do not find it strange, probably what live broadcast platform can obtain by search this channel number...... 【用户1438】:可你们不觉得奇怪么,好像什么直播平台都能搜到这个频道号…… User 334: Tried a moment ago, really can obtain by search, the panda and grilled fish also had YX to have, scare to death the baby. 【用户334】:刚才去试了一下,真的都能搜到,猫熊、烤鱼还有YX都有,吓死宝宝了。 User 3356: Also in the belt/bring rhythm, definitely thinks likely red insanely anchor, before did not have the news saying that an anchor passed through, finally showed that the opposite party was deceives people radically, looked on false must die! 【用户3356】:又在带节奏,肯定是像红想疯了的主播,之前不是有新闻说有个主播穿越了么,最后证明对方根本就是骗人的,一看就假的要死! User 3838: To think + 1 red insanely, now these tidying up female, to be red, shouted that the local tyrant the husband, accompanies to rest and dance to take off the clothes, to shout wheat Jiaochuan, live broadcasts and several male makes one...... to have anything unable to do, the nausea dies, opens the leg to money...... 【用户3838】:想红想疯,现在这些整容女,为了红,喊土豪老公、陪睡、跳舞脱衣、喊麦娇喘、直播和几个男的啪啪啪造人……有什么做不出来的,恶心死,给钱就张腿…… User 5567: To think insane + N red, was ugly, the present is female can open the leg coming out live broadcast, the atmosphere has a bad effect on by the person who these won favor by ostentation. I dare to predict, when this anchor was red, when the time comes various thousand li (500 km) will definitely also deliver to the local tyrant. 【用户5567】:想红想疯+N,丑死了,现在是个女的能张腿就出来直播,风气都是被这些哗众取宠的人带坏的。我敢预言,等这个主播红了,到时候肯定也会给土豪各种千里送。 User 9873: To think insane + N red, I bet the 20 cents, grows seems like an underage, very conforms to certain changes, condition the taste. 【用户9873】:想红想疯+N,我赌两毛钱,长得像是个未成年,挺符合某些变、态的口味。 Jiang Pengji has not set the barrage limit to the audience, therefore currently on the screen various opinions have, majority was questioning, some are still railing, she said that first saw that such chaotic scene...... seems sewage of vat to drop from the clouds. 姜芃姬没有给观众设定弹幕限制,所以现在屏幕上各种言论都有,大部分都是在质疑,有些还在谩骂,她表示,还是头一回看到这么混乱的场景……好像有一缸的污水从天而降。 „Can host...... limit barrage speech and rank?” “宿主……要不要限制一下弹幕发言次数和等级?” The system looks that audience rises to 500, although the harvest popularity it is very happy, but was also worried because own host such intensive railing and ginseng cockerel, but loathes the live broadcast, when the time comes really lives on the edge to reject the live broadcast, it must cry. 系统看着观众人数上升到五百大关,虽然收获人气它很开心,但也担心自家宿主因为这样密集的谩骂和人参公鸡而更加厌恶直播,到时候真的寻死觅活拒绝直播,它就要哭了。 The barrage brushes fast, but Jiang Pengji the reading speed is not a lid, these promotion railed the opinion to renovate her word stock. 弹幕刷得飞快,但姜芃姬的阅读速度也不是盖的,那些升级的谩骂言论刷新了她的词库。 Jiang Pengji instead doubt said, why must limit, very interesting......” 姜芃姬反而狐疑地说,“为什么要限制,挺有趣的……” System: „......” 系统:“……” It made a mistake, its family/home host at all is not an average person, this degree of ginseng cockerel even/including itchy flexure might enough not on. 它错了,它家宿主根本不是一般人,这种程度的人参公鸡连痒痒挠的威力都够不上。 However it forgot, once oneself host bears a grudge anyone, retaliates that cruelly is not individual. 然而它又忘了,自家宿主一旦记恨谁,残暴报复起来那也不是个人。 Makes them scold, to be honest long is so big, such cursing at people skill, I also open mind.” Jiang Pengji said funnily, I think I took over the seventh regiment am the incurable hooligan regiment, has not thought or felt dwarfed.” “让他们骂呗,说实话长这么大,这样的骂人功力,我也是开了眼界。”姜芃姬好笑地说道,“我以为我接手第七军团已经是无可救药的流氓军团了,没想到还是小巫见大巫。” In her opinion, cursing at people skillful, wise curses at people that is half dirty words does not bring, can result in the cerebral hemorrhage the popularity, probably this often opens mouth sent regards that the ancestors and live and breed, the mouth is too dirty, an education does not have. 在她看来,骂人是有技巧的,高明的骂人那是半个脏字不带,偏偏可以将人气得脑溢血,像是这样动不动张嘴就问候人家祖宗和生、殖器,嘴巴太脏,一点教养都没有。 If I am a scholar, could make similar «by the Accomplishment this social investigation thesis of Recent antiquity Generation of Human».” “如果我是一个学者,说不定可以弄一个类似《论近古代人类的素养》这种社会调查论题。” On Jiang Pengji the face cannot see the least bit resentful face, even has not paid attention to the meanings of these audience. 姜芃姬脸上看不出半点愠色,甚至也没有理会那些观众的意思。 Others lose to the grandmother family/home disgraced, these spoke to rail on the screen, and dirty was more and more getting more and more ominous, does not know that they have lost to interstellar human federation disgraced- mainly shouldered in front of a army regimental commander targets. 人家是丢人丢到姥姥家,那些在屏幕上发言谩骂,并且越来越脏越来越凶的,根本不知道他们丢人已经丢到星际人类联邦-主要扛把子之一的军团长面前。 Is difficult to be inadequate you also to think that my table manners did scold ugly?” “难不成你还想我吃相难看地骂回去?” Can with the matter of fist solution, she always not like talking too much...... naturally, in the exceptional cases, she quite likes with the language attack person. 能用拳头解决的事情,她一向不喜欢多嘴……当然,在个别情况下,她还是比较喜欢用语言打击人。 The system dares to say is, Jiang Pengji felt oneself will definitely find the way to choke to death it. 系统敢说是,姜芃姬觉得自己肯定会想办法掐死它。 My channel I take responsibility, the system fruit blocks the way, „, I do not feel able the jurisdiction they.” 我的频道我做主,系统果断道,“不,我觉得可以权限他们。” If the opposite party waistcoat by the jurisdiction, became angry out of shame, perhaps will also change a waistcoat to come, that is also a popularity. 要是对方马甲被权限了,恼羞成怒,说不定还会换个马甲过来,那也是一点人气啊。 Jiang Pengji what kind of person, thinks all of a sudden system innermost feelings small 99, is angry scolds with a smile, you also on this prospect, then the popularity can direct you, really feared that your which day was turned sesame seed cake together...... waited again, good play also in behind.” 姜芃姬何许人也,一下子就想到系统内心的小九九,嗔笑着骂道,“你也就这点出息,那么点人气都能将你引走,真怕你哪天被人一块烧饼就拐了……再等等,好戏还在后面。” After the system listens, the tiger body shakes...... is not, how it thought that some aren't right? 系统听后,虎躯一震……不是,它怎么觉得有些不对劲? „It is not the host, do not tell me, you think that the hand does rip own audience?” “不是宿主,你别告诉我,你想手撕自己的观众?” Let your dwelling fight to rip the father's wife father's concubine brothers and sisters to fight the rare and beautiful flowers relative and elder, mother does not make you rip own audience big master. 让你宅斗撕嫡母庶母兄弟姐妹斗奇葩亲戚和长辈,尼玛不是让你撕自己的观众大老爷。 Jiang Pengji the surprise asked that how can, I seem like that person?” 姜芃姬诧异反问道,“怎么会呢,我像是那种人么?”
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