TEL :: Volume #1

#19: Late at night Mo person comes ( 3 )


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Facts showed that expensive/noble female who even if dressed as a man, that is still the expensive/noble female, the heart is good. 事实证明,即使是女扮男装的贵女,那也是贵女,心底还是善良的。 Wind my dear sighed in the innermost feelings secretly, the bonfire that while gathering Jiang Pengji puts up brazenly warms up, one group of guards were also careful on the ground made a bed simple bed, the group were just like ordered, where probably ordinary caravan? 风郎君一边在内心暗暗感叹,一边厚着脸皮凑到姜芃姬搭起的篝火取暖,一群护卫也仔细在地上弄了一床简易的卧榻,一行人俨然有序,哪里像是普通商队? The ground moisture was very heavy, results in cold four my dear unable to shoulder, can only depend on to the fire of high-piled firewood him as far as possible. 地上湿气很重,得了风寒的四郎君根本扛不住,只能尽量将他向火堆靠。 Jiang Pengji detected that the thin bamboo pole falls on oneself line of sight, cannot help but coldly smiles, hopes that his brain can be easier-to-use. 姜芃姬察觉到瘦竹竿落在自己身上的视线,不由得冷冷一笑,希望他的脑子能好使一些。 Wind my dear visits her interestingly, in the heart is actually suspicious and indecisive, does not know how this my dear did call?” 风郎君饶有兴趣地看着她,心中却狐疑不断,“不知这位郎君如何称呼?” Vulgar surnamed Liu.” “鄙姓柳。” Jiang Pengji is almost that does not only calculate neatly and quickly the small wild boar butchered a cleanness, is in front of that group of strangers to dig the heart to throw the intestines, although she is careful, clothes dyed completely the dirty blood dunghill of wild boar. 姜芃姬几乎是三下五除二就将那只个头不算小的野猪宰了个干净,当着那一行陌生人的面挖心丢肠子,尽管她已经小心谨慎,身上的衣服还是染满了野猪的污血脏物。 Naturally, that smell let alone, is not the young master expensive/noble female who these are pampered since childhood can endure in any case. 当然,那个气味就更加别说了,反正不是那些娇生惯养的公子贵女能忍受的。 Wind my dear smells the smell that in the air is a long story, the eyebrow peak one pressed, making two guards pass to help her. 风郎君嗅着空气中一言难尽的气味,眉峰一蹙,让两名护卫过去帮她忙。 I remember, Hejian Liu, as if age and young master almost big young master, the difficult non- achievement is you?” “我记得,河间柳氏,似乎有一个年纪和公子差不多大的公子,难不成就是你?” Has looked, why to probe again?” “都已经看出来了,何必再试探?” Jiang Pengji complied with one ill-humoredly, the dagger that Wei Jingxian gives quenched the poison, cannot be used to process the game. 姜芃姬没好气地应了一声,魏静娴给的匕首淬了毒,不能用来处理野味。 Although luckily this bandit stronghold sparrow is small, is fully equipped, pots and pans and so on thing has it all, spice that even some can get interested. Therefore, the content of live broadcast jumped the open country to bake the link from the field survival, the system has been feigning death. 幸好这座匪寨麻雀虽小,五脏俱全,锅碗瓢盆之类的东西一应俱全,甚至还有一些可以入味的香料。于是,直播的内容就从野外生存跳到了野外烧烤环节,系统已经在装死了。 I know my dear to be intelligent, hope that your brain can display like that tactful like you, understands the balance.” “我知郎君聪慧过人,希望你的脑子能像你表现出来那般识趣,懂得权衡。” The wind my dear corners of the mouth pull out, this was threatening him should not say bid goodbye to speak irresponsibly? 风郎君嘴角一抽,这是在威胁他不该说的话别乱说? Interesting, an expensive/noble female who is dressed as a man, misleads the public and deceives the world? 有趣,一个女扮男装、混淆视听、欺蒙世人的贵女? Audience in channel also rose ten people silently, once for a while had the barrage to delimit, Jiang Pengji also selected some secret replies. 频道内的观众人数也默默上升到了十人,时不时有弹幕划过,姜芃姬也挑了一些暗暗回答。 When she builds self-made simple bakes the frame, probably the magic same truncates the barbecue bamboo skewer, the sliced meat that will clean again strung together...... the barrage style between entire live broadcasts changed, what certainly was, personally how she also explained cooks the snake thick soup...... 当她架起自制简易烧烤架,像是变魔术一样唰唰削出烤肉竹串,再将洗净的肉片串起来……整个直播间的弹幕画风都变了,更绝的是,她还亲自讲解如何炖蛇羹…… Mary love: Smiles to cry, the style good demonic nature between this live broadcasts, not saying that has the palace to fight? 【玛丽苏的爱】:笑哭,这个直播间的画风好魔性啊,不是说有宫斗么? Sneaks across non- earthly branch: Only then I alone discovered that a thin bamboo pole shota youngster face in that anchor mouth compels ignorant...... 【偷渡非酋】:只有我一个人发现那个主播口中的瘦竹竿正太少年一脸懵逼么…… orchid Cuiyu does not fold: The greater part of the night cannot fall asleep, hangs a machine, Ainley wave of good food, was been a 【兰摧玉不折】:大半夜睡不着,过来挂个机,也被人强行安利一波美食,虐死了 Wu River pickled mustard tuber also: I as if hear they a series of MDZZ barrages, joyful 【乌江榨菜也】:我仿佛听到他们内心一连串MDZZ的弹幕,欣喜 Agriculture is good to lead: The color, you had not discovered that the statures of these guards well, that youngster shota face/color price/value is also quite high, licks 【农好帅】:色,你们没发现这些护卫的身材好好,那个少年正太颜值也好高,舔舔 Jiang Pengji looked at the last barrage, replies in the innermost feelings seriously. 姜芃姬看了最后一条弹幕,一本正经地在内心回复。 Anchor V: The Their group at least seven days had not taken a bath, are flee are injured, were unclean, licked falling ill. 【主播V】:他们一行人至少七天没洗澡了,又是奔逃又是受伤,不干净,舔了生病。 Several bored people who the barrage chatted speechless in abundance, then the next second has flown several skewers Something went wrong 弹幕聊天的几个无聊人士纷纷哑然,然后下一秒飞过好几串[Not Found] Jiang Pengji the barbecue technology same can withstand the test with her mouth artillery, but she has not tested the meat excessively ripe, smears again blends flavors. Naturally, considering the taste of expensive/noble female gate should quite be pale, therefore has not put many. 姜芃姬的烤肉技术就和她的嘴炮一样经得起考验,不过她没有将肉考得过熟,再抹上一些调味的。当然,考虑到贵女门的口味应该都比较淡,所以没放多。 Knocks on a door, she opens the mouth saying that static, opens a door, these take, remembers to place in the fire to roast again.” 敲了敲门,她开口道,“静儿,开个门,这些拿进去,记得放在火上再烤一烤。” Only listened to the door bolt wood to move, closed front door, opened small seam, has not revealed the clothing skirt swayed. 只听门栓木动了一下,紧闭的大门吱呀一声,开了个小缝儿,没有露出一点儿衣衫裙摆。 Where you run, how stink?” “你这是打哪儿跑来的,怎么一身的臭味?” Opens a crack in a door, received one bunch of barbecues that Jiang Pengji hands over, these expensive/noble females feel fresh, but the eyesight has, understands at a glance is on the wild boar best the tenderest spot, the size suits, the meat overflows fragrant, wants to eat is not being greasy. 开个门缝,接过姜芃姬递来的一串烤肉,这些贵女觉得新鲜,但是眼力还是有的,一看就知道是野猪身上最好最嫩的部位,肥瘦适合,肉香四溢,想来吃着也不腻。 Carries a wild boar to come back, the body can not be smelly, a while seeks a place to wash well. The snake thick soup is still boiling outside, a while carries to you drinks, drives out the cold to maintain warmth, so as to avoid cold air. Outside this little while has sickly person who resulted in the cold......” “扛着一只野猪回来,身上能不臭么,等会儿寻个地方洗洗就好。蛇羹还在外面煮着,等会儿端给你们喝,驱寒保暖,免得着了寒气。这会儿外头就有个得了风寒的病秧子……” Jiang Pengji uninhibitedly and Wei Jingxian is chatting, simply has not cared about the expression that gang admits defeat. 姜芃姬旁若无人地和魏静娴聊着,根本没有在意那一伙人吃瘪的表情。 This...... cold? But is serious?” “这……风寒?可还严重?” I look am being able dead person, but Their group seemingly was chased down by the enemy, does not have that condition to look after all the way well......, so long as following do not continue to take a chill again, roasts warms by a fire, condition several days, can be good repeatedly probably......” “我看是死不了人,不过他们一行人貌似被仇家追杀,一路上也没那个条件好好照顾……只要接下来别再继续受凉,烤烤火,病情反复个几天,大概能好吧……” Is the matter of others family/home, what do they use that effort to care about? 都是别人家的事情,他们费那个劲儿关心什么? These rough barbecues, place usually definitely looked that does not look at one, but is now hungry, instead thought that the delicacy is unusual. 那些粗糙的烤肉,放在平时肯定是连看都不看一眼,不过现在饿极了,反而觉得美味异常。 The barbecue is too hot, they eat cautiously, was obviously hungry, must frequently the deportment of worry feed. 烤肉太烫,她们吃得小心翼翼,明明饿极了,还是要时刻顾虑进食的仪态。 The meat ate was also bored, it is estimated that they did not adapt to this feed to be familiar with, Jiang Pengji the mushrooms and several gingers that from the kitchen of bandit fished out one skewer of drying, after determining did not have the toxicity, puts a minced green onion, made pot light soup. 肉吃多了也腻味,估计她们也不适应这种进食习惯,姜芃姬又从土匪的厨房摸出一串烘干的蘑菇和几块生姜,确定没有毒性之后,放点葱花,煮了一锅清淡的汤。 These earth Tao bowl of ladling out soup were also brushed by her, after all is the bandit has used, she must care about the cleanliness/mysophobia of little misses. 盛汤的那些土陶碗还被她重新刷了一遍,毕竟是土匪用过的,她要顾及到小姑娘们的洁癖。 The system of feigning death whispered in secret, never expected that the host was very careful, the style of a little virtuous wife......” 装死的系统暗中嘀咕,“没想到宿主还是挺细心的,有点儿贤惠内助的风范……” It felt, perhaps oneself does not use that early desperate. 它觉得,自己也许不用那么早绝望。 Look, Jiang Pengji actually also has the virtuous person and wife attribute, going out to go hunting, going home to go to the kitchen! 看,姜芃姬其实也有贤惠人、妻属性的,外出能打猎,归家能下厨! Only limited to the pretty lovable younger sister, may not have this patience to other person of me.” “仅限于漂亮可爱的妹子而已,对其他人我可没这个耐心。” System: „...... Actually, the shota youngster can also very attractive lovable......” 系统:“……其实,正太少年也能十分漂亮可爱的……” However the sex is not right.” “然而性别不对。” System: „......” 系统:“……” The sex incorrect obviously is you! 性别不对的明明是你啊! Jiang Pengji is actually not careful to oneself, the pulp of wild pork is quite mostly rough, the tastiest spot roasted to deliver tenderly, she strung together simply roasted, her age was in any case good, was not the too tough to bite meat. 姜芃姬对自己倒是没有那么细致,野猪肉的肉质大多都比较粗糙,最嫩最鲜美的部位都烤了送进去了,她自己则简单串了一些烤,反正她牙口好,又不是咬不动肉。 Watched some audience ignorant circles of entire live broadcast process. 观看整个直播过程的观众都有些懵圈了。 When specially they by the popular science, this boyfriend strength max anchor are an only 12-year-old younger sister...... or loli? 特别当他们被科普,这位男友力max的主播是个年仅12岁的妹子……或者说萝莉? Therefore, the doubtful younger sister's audience handles arrival and departure the barrage to condemn own boyfriend. 于是,还有个疑似妹子的观众直接发弹幕谴责自己的男友。 【Very fond of that fox: The boyfriend strength also compares one younger sister, the spicy chicken, wants your what to use! People's male god 【酷爱那只狐狸】:男友力还比不过一个妹子,辣鸡,要你何用!全民男神 Jiang Pengji bites the barbecue that the meat is overflowing fragrant, while looks on a screen had flown the barrage, a corners of the mouth check. 姜芃姬一边咬着肉香四溢的烤肉,一边瞄了一眼屏幕上飞过的弹幕,嘴角一勾。 She poked a system, the complacent say/way, thought back on the past years, because the seventh regiment many draft animals I turned into the single dog......” 她戳了一下系统,得意洋洋道,“遥想当年,第七军团多少牲口因为我变成了单身狗……” With her compared with the boyfriend strength, that was doomed unable to find younger sister's rhythm, lived with own thumb miss passable. 跟她比男友力,那是注定要找不到妹子的节奏,还是跟着自己的拇指姑娘凑合过日子吧。
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