The lifelooks likeonecan of chocolate, no oneknows that followingcanbewhattaste.
生活就像是一罐巧克力,谁都不知道接下来的一块会是什么滋味。
The rhythm when livesis loose, whendailytask listcleaned upcleanness, Rorschacha littlefeels helpless.
当生活的节奏松散下来,当每天的任务列表被清理的干干净净,罗夏却有点不知所措。Originally the anticipationcreates a propagandawithcertainpersoncertainmatters, the newbusinesswill visiton own initiative......... the development of fact, confirmedRorschachistoonaive, thoughtis too easy.
本来预期用某些人某些事做一次宣传,新的生意就会主动上门.........事实的发展,还是证实了罗夏还是太天真,想的太容易。
The order of purchasehas not visited, troublesomeactuallyfirstvisited.
采购的订单没有上门,麻烦却先上门了。Guard, fire prevention, supervisingand otherdepartmentsvisitone by one, inThird Street conducted toshop of Rorschachinspectedrepeatedly, inspection, in the morning the eveningwalked...... isstraightforwardfault-finding.
防疫、消防、督查等部门逐一上门,对罗夏在第三街的店铺进行了反复检查,检查来检查去,早上来晚上走......就是直白的找茬了。Thesepeopledo not needto makeanything, looks for a chairto squatyourentranceto chatonevery dayto drink tea, thenfoams with rageto the customer who youare visitingwith great difficulty, youranythingbusinessdo not wantto do.
这些人也不需要做什么,就每天找个椅子蹲你门口聊天喝茶,然后对着你好不容易上门的顾客吹胡子瞪眼,你什么生意就不要想做了。Inexplicable, Rorschachremembered the Earthspecial product, the legendaryarmy in legend, invincible...... city street management team.
莫名的,罗夏想起了地球特产,传奇中的传奇部队,无敌的......城管大队。Probably, they are also squatting the shop ownerentrance, youranythingbusinessdoes not serve as, the means of foundationdisgustingperson, no matterwhichworld is the same.
大概,他们也是这么蹲着店家门口,你就什么生意都不用做了,基础恶心人的办法,不管是哪个世界都一样。RorschachthinksthisisMaria'sretaliation, after all the unintentionalbetweenpither, sheasked the colleagueto retaliateprobably, then„voluntarymanagement”chattedwiththese, knowsoneselfwant is too many, trouble that thisalsoreallylooks.罗夏本来以为这是玛利亚的报复,毕竟自己有意无意之间坑了她一把,大概她找同僚报复,然后和那些“义务城管”聊了一下,就知道自己想太多,这还真是自己找来的麻烦。Rorschachletraid the succubato have the advertisement the ideaissucceededprobably, thateventalsoachievementmade the Rorschachshoppraise, Mariahas not even thought that retaliated.......light/onlyto the truthparliamentexplainedthiseventenough, shedoes not haveto respondawfullywith enough time.罗夏让空袭魔女打广告的想法大概算是成功了,那次事件也成果让罗夏的小店扬名了,玛利亚甚至没想到来报复.......光是向真理议会解释这次事件就已经够要命了,她还没这么来得及反应。Butnowadays, no onewas the fool, plan of Rorschachis placedin the surface, afterwardtraced the clarity that alsolooked.
但这年头,谁都不是傻子,罗夏的谋划都摆在面上了,事后追查一下也都看的清清楚楚。Looking forRorschachis troublesome, somenotbig shot, is nothissomepersonal enemy, butis the primary-level workers who inthiseventhit by disaster.......right, thisisRorschachbrings upon oneselfcompletely, hesuccessfullycaused the public indignation.
找罗夏麻烦的,并不是某位大佬,也不是他的某个仇人,而是这次事件中受灾的基层工作人员.......没错,这完全是罗夏自找的,他成功引起了公愤。In the large-scalestreaking and tentaclestrangeevent, the firstwave of victimis the pitifulinnocent masses, but the secondwave of victim, iscomes the fireman, the blocksecurity guard and the cityguarddisaster relief.
大规模裸奔和触手怪事件之中,第一波的受害者是可怜的无辜群众,而第二波受害者,就是前来救灾的消防队员、街区警卫、城市守卫。Theycompared withfirstwave of victimpitifulmany, fleeing in all directions that the innocentpeoplecanscream, theyactually can only brace oneselfbare the body and tentaclestrangepersonalwar, but must by the television direct transmission.......it is said that ask for leavenext day, lookspsychiatrist, hidesdoes not go outat home, occupiedover 70% of variousgrassroots departments.
他们比第一波受害者可怜的多,无辜民众可以尖叫的四处逃窜,他们却只能硬着头皮裸着身子和触手怪贴身大战,还要被电视直播.......据说,第二天请假的,去看心理医生的,躲在家里不出门的,占了各基层部门的七成以上。Suchevent, firstarousedtoomanyinterests, in the sky the helicopterunceasinglive broadcast, as the law enforcement officials and staff of basic unit, youdraws backonestepto have a look and ensure yourfront legretrocedes, the back legdiscards the rice bowl.
这样的事件,第一时间就引起了太多的关注,天空上直升机不断直播,作为基层的执法人员、工作人员,你退一步看看,保证你前脚后退,后脚就丢掉饭碗。Hitandcannot be victorious, draws backdoes not dareto draw back...... thattentaclestrangelyabove saying that basicallywas„does not haveinjury”, wasfinds the excuseto sneak offcannot achieve.
打又打不过,退又不敢退......那触手怪上面说了,基本是“无伤害”的,就是找理由开溜都做不到。Then, was the brotherexpensive/noble and wrestling of tentacles.......thispicturehad not resulted inhas no wayto look.
接下来,就是兄贵们和触手们的摔跤了.......这画面没得没法看了。Naked of many, presentedon the majorsocial mediasnext dayrepeatedly, several, obtainedmanythought-provokingnicknamesspecially, for example„grayquiff”, for example„big nose”, for example„white tigersuperhuman”......., butsaid the facial featurescharacteristics, un, reallysaid the facial featurescharacteristics.
很多人的裸体,第二天就在各大社交媒体上频频亮相,有几个特别点的,都获得了很多让人深思的绰号,比如“灰色卷毛”、比如说“大鼻子”,比如说“白虎超人”.......嗯,只是说面容特征,恩,真的只是说面容特征。This is also only the beginning, social networkthing, once the hot spotfocused, cannot stopon the basis.
这还只是开端,社交网络这东西,一旦热点聚焦了,就根本停不下来。Severalunluckyeggs, suddenlybecame the focus of the world focus, byvarioustypes of pcharts, varioustypeswas played the stem, variouscuttingglues, thisnakedstrongmale+tentacleis the tooeasy-to-usematerial, howphowhas, howphow makes one not dareto witness, ispure the original imageputs together, mustadd on the label that 18ban.
有几个倒霉蛋,就一下子成了世界聚焦的焦点,被各种p图,各种玩梗,各种剪切粘贴,偏偏这全裸壮男+触手是太好用的素材,怎么p怎么有,怎么p怎么让人不敢目睹,就是单纯的把原始图像放在一起,也要加上18禁的标签。
The pitifulunluckyeggs, suddenlybecame the focus of the world vision, was lostin the fireroasts.
可怜的倒霉蛋们,一下子就成了全世界目光的焦点,被丢在火上烤。Butthis is also notmost miserable...... at least in their mind, this is also notmost miserable.
而这还不是最惨的......至少在他们心目之中,这还不是最惨的。Thesegrassroots departments, because the worklaboriousregularityworking overtimereward are also few, moststaffare the male, ten thousandpointsgreenredarewhen the treasureis supplying.
这些基层部门,由于工作辛苦经常性加班偏偏报酬又少,大部分职工都是男性,万点绿中一点红都是当宝贝供着的。Good, remainingunderstood, thesepitifulclassflowers, sectionflowersandbranchflower, met with a disasterinthiseventcompletely, has not escaped, came under the tentaclestrangephysiology and psychologicaldualattack.
好吧,剩下的都懂了,那些可怜的班花、部花、科花们,在这次事件中全部遭殃了,一个都没有逃掉,遭到了触手怪们的生理、心理双重打击。Although the managers of social mediahave the basicconscience, naked photosworn elder brotherexpensive/noblecommonrun all over the place that has not letthesefemalevictims, the television mediaalsoadded on the instantaneousmosaicforthempromptly......, butpsychologicalinjury, is unable is so easyto cure.
虽然社交媒体的管理者还是有基本的良心,没有让这些女性受害者的裸照如兄贵们一般满天飞,电视媒体也都及时为她们加上了瞬发的马赛克......但心理上的伤害,是无法这么容易治愈的。Therefore, next daythese„inten thousandLvred”, eithercannot ask for leave, eitherstays at home, butis more fearful, ismostflowersappliesto be transferred away from the frontlineor the simpleresignation, indifferentlycontinuesto go to workis the foodperson who no onedaresto bumpis colored, thistopitifulfirst-linebrotherexpensive/noble, was the destructiveattack.
于是,第二天这些“万绿中的一点红”们,要么请假不来,要么就闭门不出,而更可怕的,却是大多数花朵们都申请调离一线岗位或干脆的辞职,无所谓继续上班的都是无人敢碰的食人花,这对可怜的一线兄贵们,就是毁灭性的打击了。„Ilatercould not find the wife, isthatmistake that bastard who causesthisevent!”
“我以后找不到老婆,都是那个引起这个事件的混蛋的错!”Does not know that iswhofirstsays, butin any casequickRorschachtroublesomewalked, but......
不知道是谁先说出口的,但反正很快罗夏的麻烦们就找上门了,而......„Youcould not find the girlfriend and wife, is notbecauseyouwork the laboriouswagesfewsocial positions unable to afford the marriageroomlowly........”
“你们找不到女友和老婆,不是因为你们工作辛苦工资少社会地位低买不起婚房吗........”In some sense, Rorschachdraws the hatred the skill, absolutelyis the greatunique skill.
从某种意义上来说,罗夏拉仇恨的本事,绝对是一等一的绝活。Lookhebecame the brotherexpensive/noblepublic enemiesinstantaneously, inspects the grassroots cadres of hygienic, fire, security, insect pestandelectric wire, turnedfromonedaythreetimes for day30times, Rorschachlooksevery daytheyin the entranceseemed like the galloping-horse lantern-type- youwalkmeto come, Icamealsoto be ablewithyouto greet, 24hoursuninterrupted.
这不,他瞬间就成了兄贵们的公敌,检查卫生、消防、安全、虫害、电线的基层干部们,从一天三次变成了一天三十次,罗夏每天看着他们在门口像是走马灯式的-你走了我就来了,我来了还可以和你打个招呼,二十四小时不间断的。Therefore.......Rorschachevery day and girlfriendsitsin the entrancelooks at the orangutan and singledog, mutualfeedingandcaused10,000pointsto injuretocertainpeople.
于是.......罗夏每天和女友坐在门口看猩猩和单身狗,相互喂食并对某些人造成了一万点真实伤害。
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