TCKAOTU :: Volume #6

#559: Accidental injury

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The life looks like one can of chocolate, no one knows that following can be what taste. 生活就像是一罐巧克力,谁都不知道接下来的一块会是什么滋味。 The rhythm when lives is loose, when daily task list cleaned up cleanness, Rorschach a little feels helpless. 当生活的节奏松散下来,当每天的任务列表被清理的干干净净,罗夏却有点不知所措。 Originally the anticipation creates a propaganda with certain person certain matters, the new business will visit on own initiative ......... the development of fact, confirmed Rorschach is too naive, thought is too easy. 本来预期用某些人某些事做一次宣传,新的生意就会主动上门.........事实的发展,还是证实了罗夏还是太天真,想的太容易。 The order of purchase has not visited, troublesome actually first visited. 采购的订单没有上门,麻烦却先上门了。 Guard, fire prevention, supervising and other departments visit one by one, in Third Street conducted to shop of Rorschach inspected repeatedly, inspection, in the morning the evening walked...... is straightforward fault-finding. 防疫、消防、督查等部门逐一上门,对罗夏在第三街的店铺进行了反复检查,检查来检查去,早上来晚上走......就是直白的找茬了。 These people do not need to make anything, looks for a chair to squat your entrance to chat on every day to drink tea, then foams with rage to the customer who you are visiting with great difficulty, your anything business do not want to do. 这些人也不需要做什么,就每天找个椅子蹲你门口聊天喝茶,然后对着你好不容易上门的顾客吹胡子瞪眼,你什么生意就不要想做了。 Inexplicable, Rorschach remembered the Earth special product, the legendary army in legend, invincible...... city street management team. 莫名的,罗夏想起了地球特产,传奇中的传奇部队,无敌的......城管大队。 Probably, they are also squatting the shop owner entrance, your anything business does not serve as, the means of foundation disgusting person, no matter which world is the same. 大概,他们也是这么蹲着店家门口,你就什么生意都不用做了,基础恶心人的办法,不管是哪个世界都一样。 Rorschach thinks this is Maria's retaliation, after all the unintentional between pit her, she asked the colleague to retaliate probably, then „voluntary management” chatted with these, knows oneself want is too many, trouble that this also really looks. 罗夏本来以为这是玛利亚的报复,毕竟自己有意无意之间坑了她一把,大概她找同僚报复,然后和那些“义务城管”聊了一下,就知道自己想太多,这还真是自己找来的麻烦。 Rorschach let raid the succuba to have the advertisement the idea is succeeded probably, that event also achievement made the Rorschach shop praise, Maria has not even thought that retaliated ....... light/only to the truth parliament explained this event enough, she does not have to respond awfully with enough time. 罗夏让空袭魔女打广告的想法大概算是成功了,那次事件也成果让罗夏的小店扬名了,玛利亚甚至没想到来报复.......光是向真理议会解释这次事件就已经够要命了,她还没这么来得及反应。 But nowadays, no one was the fool, plan of Rorschach is placed in the surface, afterward traced the clarity that also looked. 但这年头,谁都不是傻子,罗夏的谋划都摆在面上了,事后追查一下也都看的清清楚楚。 Looking for Rorschach is troublesome, some not big shot, is not his some personal enemy, but is the primary-level workers who in this event hit by disaster ....... right, this is Rorschach brings upon oneself completely, he successfully caused the public indignation. 找罗夏麻烦的,并不是某位大佬,也不是他的某个仇人,而是这次事件中受灾的基层工作人员.......没错,这完全是罗夏自找的,他成功引起了公愤。 In the large-scale streaking and tentacle strange event, the first wave of victim is the pitiful innocent masses, but the second wave of victim, is comes the fireman, the block security guard and the city guard disaster relief. 大规模裸奔和触手怪事件之中,第一波的受害者是可怜的无辜群众,而第二波受害者,就是前来救灾的消防队员、街区警卫、城市守卫。 They compared with first wave of victim pitiful many, fleeing in all directions that the innocent people can scream, they actually can only brace oneself bare the body and tentacle strange personal war, but must by the television direct transmission ....... it is said that ask for leave next day, looks psychiatrist, hides does not go out at home, occupied over 70% of various grassroots departments. 他们比第一波受害者可怜的多,无辜民众可以尖叫的四处逃窜,他们却只能硬着头皮裸着身子和触手怪贴身大战,还要被电视直播.......据说,第二天请假的,去看心理医生的,躲在家里不出门的,占了各基层部门的七成以上。 Such event, first aroused too many interests, in the sky the helicopter unceasing live broadcast, as the law enforcement officials and staff of basic unit, you draws back one step to have a look and ensure your front leg retrocedes, the back leg discards the rice bowl. 这样的事件,第一时间就引起了太多的关注,天空上直升机不断直播,作为基层的执法人员、工作人员,你退一步看看,保证你前脚后退,后脚就丢掉饭碗。 Hit and cannot be victorious, draws back does not dare to draw back...... that tentacle strangely above saying that basically was „does not have injury”, was finds the excuse to sneak off cannot achieve. 打又打不过,退又不敢退......那触手怪上面说了,基本是“无伤害”的,就是找理由开溜都做不到。 Then, was the brother expensive/noble and wrestling of tentacles ....... this picture had not resulted in has no way to look. 接下来,就是兄贵们和触手们的摔跤了.......这画面没得没法看了。 Naked of many, presented on the major social medias next day repeatedly, several, obtained many thought-provoking nicknames specially, for example „gray quiff”, for example „big nose”, for example „white tiger superhuman” ......., but said the facial features characteristics, un, really said the facial features characteristics. 很多人的裸体,第二天就在各大社交媒体上频频亮相,有几个特别点的,都获得了很多让人深思的绰号,比如“灰色卷毛”、比如说“大鼻子”,比如说“白虎超人”.......嗯,只是说面容特征,恩,真的只是说面容特征。 This is also only the beginning, social network thing, once the hot spot focused, cannot stop on the basis. 这还只是开端,社交网络这东西,一旦热点聚焦了,就根本停不下来。 Several unlucky eggs, suddenly became the focus of the world focus, by various types of p charts, various types was played the stem, various cutting glues, this naked strong male + tentacle is the too easy-to-use material, how p how has, how p how makes one not dare to witness, is pure the original image puts together, must add on the label that 18 ban. 有几个倒霉蛋,就一下子成了世界聚焦的焦点,被各种p图,各种玩梗,各种剪切粘贴,偏偏这全裸壮男+触手是太好用的素材,怎么p怎么有,怎么p怎么让人不敢目睹,就是单纯的把原始图像放在一起,也要加上18禁的标签。 The pitiful unlucky eggs, suddenly became the focus of the world vision, was lost in the fire roasts. 可怜的倒霉蛋们,一下子就成了全世界目光的焦点,被丢在火上烤。 But this is also not most miserable...... at least in their mind, this is also not most miserable. 而这还不是最惨的......至少在他们心目之中,这还不是最惨的。 These grassroots departments, because the work laborious regularity working overtime reward are also few, most staff are the male, ten thousand points green red are when the treasure is supplying. 这些基层部门,由于工作辛苦经常性加班偏偏报酬又少,大部分职工都是男性,万点绿中一点红都是当宝贝供着的。 Good, remaining understood, these pitiful class flowers, section flowers and branch flower, met with a disaster in this event completely, has not escaped, came under the tentacle strange physiology and psychological dual attack. 好吧,剩下的都懂了,那些可怜的班花、部花、科花们,在这次事件中全部遭殃了,一个都没有逃掉,遭到了触手怪们的生理、心理双重打击。 Although the managers of social media have the basic conscience, naked photo sworn elder brother expensive/noble common run all over the place that has not let these female victims, the television media also added on the instantaneous mosaic for them promptly......, but psychological injury, is unable is so easy to cure. 虽然社交媒体的管理者还是有基本的良心,没有让这些女性受害者的裸照如兄贵们一般满天飞,电视媒体也都及时为她们加上了瞬发的马赛克......但心理上的伤害,是无法这么容易治愈的。 Therefore, next day these „in ten thousand Lv red”, either cannot ask for leave, either stays at home, but is more fearful, is most flowers applies to be transferred away from the frontline or the simple resignation, indifferently continues to go to work is the food person who no one dares to bump is colored, this to pitiful first-line brother expensive/noble, was the destructive attack. 于是,第二天这些“万绿中的一点红”们,要么请假不来,要么就闭门不出,而更可怕的,却是大多数花朵们都申请调离一线岗位或干脆的辞职,无所谓继续上班的都是无人敢碰的食人花,这对可怜的一线兄贵们,就是毁灭性的打击了。 „I later could not find the wife, is that mistake that bastard who causes this event!” “我以后找不到老婆,都是那个引起这个事件的混蛋的错！” Does not know that is who first says, but in any case quick Rorschach troublesome walked, but...... 不知道是谁先说出口的,但反正很快罗夏的麻烦们就找上门了,而...... „You could not find the girlfriend and wife, is not because you work the laborious wages few social positions unable to afford the marriage room lowly ........” “你们找不到女友和老婆,不是因为你们工作辛苦工资少社会地位低买不起婚房吗........” In some sense, Rorschach draws the hatred the skill, absolutely is the great unique skill. 从某种意义上来说,罗夏拉仇恨的本事,绝对是一等一的绝活。 Look he became the brother expensive/noble public enemies instantaneously, inspects the grassroots cadres of hygienic, fire, security, insect pest and electric wire, turned from one day three times for day 30 times, Rorschach looks every day they in the entrance seemed like the galloping-horse lantern -type- you walk me to come, I came also to be able with you to greet, 24 hours uninterrupted. 这不,他瞬间就成了兄贵们的公敌,检查卫生、消防、安全、虫害、电线的基层干部们,从一天三次变成了一天三十次,罗夏每天看着他们在门口像是走马灯式的-你走了我就来了,我来了还可以和你打个招呼,二十四小时不间断的。 Therefore ....... Rorschach every day and girlfriend sits in the entrance looks at the orangutan and single dog, mutual feeding and caused 10,000 points to injure to certain people. 于是.......罗夏每天和女友坐在门口看猩猩和单身狗,相互喂食并对某些人造成了一万点真实伤害。
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