TMBD :: Volume #1

#69: tofu is quite delicious


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Fight from now on second day, True Monarch Erlang comes the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit apology. 战斗过后的第二天,二郎真君花果山道歉。 He found Sun Wukong, gives him a mirror. 他找到孙悟空,把一面镜子交给他。 Sun Wukong looks at the mirror: What is this?” 孙悟空看着镜子:“这是什么?” monster revealing mirror.” 照妖镜。” True Monarch Erlang said: I give Monkey King it, shows the apology.” 二郎真君说道:“我把它交给猴王,以示歉意。” Sun Wukong smiled. 孙悟空笑了。 Ok, I have not blamed you.” “算了,我也没怪你。” He rejected. 他拒绝了。 monster revealing mirror is a good thing, but he has piercing eyes, in addition after karmic virtue, is not necessarily able to lose to monster revealing mirror. 照妖镜是个好东西,但他有火眼金睛,加上功德之后,未必会输给照妖镜 True Monarch Erlang somewhat accidental/surprising looks at Sun Wukong. 二郎真君有些意外的看着孙悟空 „Don't you blame me?” “你不怪我?” Sun Wukong nods: Your I know that inside reason, what do I blame you to make?” 孙悟空点头:“你我都知道里面的缘由,我怪你做什么?” True Monarch Erlang is deeply moved, said: Such being the case, Monkey King, please allow me to move to Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.” 二郎真君大为感动,说道:“既然如此,猴王,请允许我搬到花果山。” Sun Wukong almost thinks oneself misunderstood. 孙悟空差点以为自己听错了。 Well of River Pouring was not suitable, I want to move to Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.” 灌江口不适合住了,我想搬到花果山。” True Monarch Erlang then said: I brought the section numerous.” 二郎真君接着说道:“我把部众都带来了。” Sun Wukong opens the eye. 孙悟空睁大眼睛。 He raised the head toward the distant place looked that really sees in the Eastern Sea ocean to have black wind to surround. 他抬头往远处一看,果然看到东海大洋里有一片黑风环绕。 Sun Wukong flies place that the black wind is, inside dense one piece is grass spirit, sees Sun Wukong, these grass spirit frighten is necking in shrinks the ear, any words do not dare to say. 孙悟空飞到黑风所在的地方,里面黑压压一片全是草头神,看见孙悟空,这些草头神吓得是缩头缩耳,什么话都不敢说。 Shrinks the head to make anything!” “缩着脑袋做什么!” True Monarch Erlang stands side Sun Wukong, said: Stands, Monkey King will not start to you!” 二郎真君站在孙悟空身边,说道:“都站好点,猴王不会对你们下手!” grass spirit fight anxiously, is afraid at heart. 草头神们紧张的战好,心里还是害怕。 Does not have the means that Sun Wukong yesterday's Dharma Idol World was really terrorist, is beyond control they not to be afraid. 没办法,孙悟空昨天的法相天地实在恐怖,由不得他们不害怕。 True Monarch Erlang called his six brothers, separately was Marshals Kang, Zhang, Yao, and Li, Generals Guo Shen and Zhi Jian, 11 introduced to Sun Wukong. 二郎真君叫出他的六个兄弟,分别是康、张、姚、李四个太尉,郭申、直健二个将军,11介绍给孙悟空 Although Six Sages of the Plum Hill is also afraid Sun Wukong, but displays was much better compared with grass spirit, at least was admires to Sun Wukong in the spoken language. 梅山六圣虽然也害怕孙悟空,但表现的比草头神好多了,至少在言语上是对孙悟空钦佩有加。 Introduced six brothers, True Monarch Erlang said to Sun Wukong: I will construct island calm section numerous in the, hopes the Monkey King agreement.” 介绍了六个兄弟,二郎真君孙悟空说道:“我会在附近建一座小岛安顿部众,希望猴王同意。” Sun Wukong said with a smile: Your people have brought, can I also not agree?” 孙悟空笑着说道:“你连人都带来了,我还能不同意吗?” He has not thought that steps on a foot in Well of River Pouring, will run these many grass spirit. 他可没想到在灌江口踩一脚,会跑来这么多草头神 These are not fellows of not working. 这些可不是吃闲饭的家伙。 Ao Luan.” 敖鸾。” Sun Wukong called Ao Luan, making her entertain first these grass spirit. 孙悟空叫来了敖鸾,让她先招待一下这些草头神 True Monarch Erlang had confessed grass spirit do not disturb, was bringing Six Sages of the Plum Hill and Sun Wukong returned to Firmament City together. 二郎真君交代了草头神们别捣乱,就带着梅山六圣孙悟空一起回了云霄城 In Firmament City, Sun Wukong arranges a banquet to receive cordially True Monarch Erlang, True Monarch Erlang has drunk several, cannot bear falls the wine glass. 云霄城里,孙悟空摆宴款待二郎真君,二郎真君喝了几口,忍不住把酒杯一摔。 Under Great Heavenly Lord the purport I test you, I do not dare not to probe.” 大天尊下旨要我试探你,我不敢不试探。” He said: He, if not under imperial decree, I surely not with Monkey King for enemy!” 他说道:“他要是不下圣旨,我必定不与猴王为敌!” Sun Wukong nods, the relations of True Monarch Erlang and Jade Emperor are not very good. 孙悟空点头,二郎真君玉帝的关系并不是很好。 But the Great Heavenly Lord dignity there, no matter what, True Monarch Erlang must obey orders the conduct. 大天尊的威严在那里,不管怎么样,二郎真君都要听令行事。 Does not need to discuss that this matter, I understand.” “不用谈这件事,我都明白。” Sun Wukong made one to trade one glass of liquor to True Monarch Erlang, said: „After True Monarch, feels at ease to live in Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.” 孙悟空叫人给二郎真君换了一杯酒,说道:“真君以后就安心在花果山住下来。” Joining of True Monarch Erlang, lets Mountain of Flowers and Fruit even more powerful. 二郎真君的加入,让花果山如虎添翼。 But these come from Well of River Pouring grass spirit, leaves after Sun Wukong for a long time, relieved came Six Fortunes Island with Ao Luan. 而那些来自灌江口草头神,直到孙悟空离开许久之后,才安心的跟敖鸾来了六福岛 The appearances of these many grass spirit, have raised a panic in Six Fortunes Island, ghost judge of especially thoses devils, retreated in fear several batch in the human race merchant who Six Fortunes Island carries on the trade. 这么多草头神的出现,在六福岛掀起了一阵恐慌,尤其是那些凶神恶煞的鬼判,更是吓退了好几批在六福岛进行贸易的人类商人。 Ao Luan does not have the means that can only arrange the seashore them first, making the monsters use the cauldron to them taking away food. 敖鸾没有办法,只能先把他们安排到了海边,让妖怪们用大锅给他们带去食物。 grass spirit do not dare to leave the seashore. 草头神们不敢离开海边。 Eating meal time, pulling strings of they also obedient obeying monsters, lines up to receive food. 吃饭的时候,他们也都乖乖的听从妖怪们的指使,一个个排队领取食物。 This lets hit the dish deer monster to be somewhat curious: How are you such afraid?” 这让打菜的鹿妖有些好奇:“你们怎么这么害怕?” Also is not your kings!” “还不是你们的大王!” grass spirit replied: He changes a body is bigger than Kunlun Mountain, a foot can stamp us, our Grandpa True Monarch cannot hit him.” 草头神们回答:“他变个身比昆仑山还大,一脚就能踩死我们,我们的真君爷爷也打不过他。” Right right!” “没错没错!” Some ghost judge said: You have not seen, his arrow shoots, shot through including Southern Gate of Heaven!” 一些鬼判说道:“你是没看见,他一箭射出去,连南天门都射穿了!” deer monster could not bear smile: Our king where are so fierce!” 鹿妖忍不住笑了:“我们大王哪有这么厉害!” Sun Wukong little reveals divine ability in Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, many monsters do not know him fiercely. 孙悟空很少在花果山显露神通,很多妖怪都不知道他有多厉害。 grass spirit shook the head, this only deer monster is in the luck not to know the luck. 草头神们摇了摇头,这只鹿妖是身在福中不知福。 They carry the meal to sit in seashore, took up the chopsticks to eat. 他们端着饭菜坐在海边,拿起筷子吃了起来。 Eh?” “咦?” ghost judge stares suddenly: What is this?” 一个鬼判忽然一愣:“这是什么?” braised tofu.” 红烧豆腐。” deer monster said with a smile: Your too many people, can only eat tofu, if insufficiently can add again.” 鹿妖笑着说道:“你们太多人了,只能吃豆腐,要是不够可以再来加。” Her voice just fell, grass spirit on rushing to be first runs to the cauldron. 她的话音刚落,草头神们就争先恐后的向大锅跑去。 I must add the dish!” “我要加菜!” My, this is my!” “我的,这是我的!” Do not snatch, making me eat first!” “都别抢,让我先吃!” Fight of grass spirit makes deer monster look dumbfoundedly. 草头神们的争抢让鹿妖看得目瞪口呆。 „Haven't you eaten tofu?” “你们没吃过豆腐吗?” deer monster surprised asking. 鹿妖吃惊的问道。 „Can this human world delicacy, where eat?” “这种人间美味,哪里吃得到?” grass spirit have tears streaming down the face, although they are the deities, but is only little immortal of last stage, besides occasionally exits to go hunting, usually in assiduous cultivation, eats is the plain food. 草头神们泪流满面,他们虽然是神仙,但只是末流的小仙,除了偶尔出去打猎以外,平日里刻苦修行,吃的都是粗茶淡饭。 True Monarch Erlang cannot they snatch food with human race, they have eaten tofu, where also eats tofu that the overheated oil fries. 二郎真君不许他们跟人类抢食,他们就算吃过豆腐,又哪里吃过热油炒出来的豆腐 Actually how many are human race filial piety you?” “究竟有多少人类孝敬你们?” grass spirit wolfs down, while asked: Your here perquisites are good, burning incense exuberant?” 草头神们一边狼吞虎咽,一边问道:“你们这里油水好,香火有多旺盛啊?” burning incense?” 香火?” deer monster stares: Any burning incense.” 鹿妖一愣:“什么香火。” grass spirit in great surprise, not having burning incense, how the monsters to eat to them such delicious thing. 草头神们大惊,没有香火,妖怪们怎么会把这么好吃的东西给他们吃。 These tofu are we do.” “这些豆腐是我们自己做出来的。” deer monster giggle smiles, said: „Do you have the burning incense food? So is no wonder pitiful.” 鹿妖咯咯笑着,说道:“你们都吃香火饭?难怪这么可怜。” She somewhat sympathized with country bumpkin that these have not seen the world. 她有些同情这些没见过世面的土包子了。 grass spirit are pleasantly surprised. 草头神们又惊又喜。 They asked: Later can we also eat such delicious thing?” 他们问道:“以后我们还能吃到这么好吃的东西?” deer monster nods: You, if works in Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, but can also buy tofu is more delicious than 10,000 times of things.” 鹿妖点头:“你们如果在花果山工作,还能买到比豆腐好吃10000倍的东西。” Is more delicious than 10,000 times tofu!” “比豆腐好吃10000倍!” grass spirit shake. 草头神们心里一震。 No wonder Grandpa True Monarch lost the frame, but must lead them to move. 难怪真君爷爷打输了架,还要带他们搬过来。 This Mountain of Flowers and Fruit simply is land of deities! 花果山简直就是神仙之地啊! grass spirit think the under foot to take root, does not want to walk. 草头神们一个个都觉得脚下扎了根,再也不想走了。 Thank Grandpa True Monarch, thank Grandpa True Monarch!” “感谢真君爷爷,感谢真君爷爷!” I must keep Mountain of Flowers and Fruit!” “我一定要留在花果山!” They are eating tofu greedily, pledged that later has wanted on the auspicious day. 他们狼吞虎咽的吃着豆腐,发誓以后要过上好日子。
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