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#26: Brother Egg real man!

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„Brother Egg, this he who? Such entrains?” Looks at Su Hang to leave, lil' bro weak was asking to Chen Three of nearby face lingering fear. “蛋哥,这他么谁啊？这么拽？”看着苏航离开,其中一个小弟弱弱的对着旁边一脸余悸的陈三问道。 „Knows buddy how many wounds come? A moment ago that goods did.” Chen Three has not replied, just scolded that yellow-haired access road. “知道哥们几个身上的伤是怎么来的么？就刚才那货干的。”陈三还没有答话,刚刚被骂的那个黄毛便道。 „? Is he? Holds specially that goods of chrysanthemum?” Another lil' bro, displays the surprise very much. “啊？就是他啊？专门捅菊的那货？”另一个小弟,表现得很诧异。 At this time, Chen Three nodded, the dignity of whole face, „Laozi suspected that this boy had supernatural power, mother, the method returned the low compared with Laozi, at that time five people gathered round him, less than five seconds, five people holding to ascend the sky by him, the paralysis, Laozi has not seen such evil matter.” 这时候,陈三点了点头,满脸的凝重,“老子怀疑这小子有特异功能,娘的,手段比老子还下三滥,当时五个人围着他,五秒钟不到,五个人都被他给捅上了天,麻痹,老子就没见过这么邪性的事。” „supernatural power? Can't? Where has special holds supernatural power of chrysanthemum?” Another lil' bro makes the speech. “特异功能？不会吧？哪儿有专门捅菊的特异功能？”又一个小弟发表感言。 „Can Laozi also deceive you?” The Chen Three eyeball stares, to that lil' bro words felt that not being feeling well, direct racket table, „Laozi recently hemorrhoids had violated, today your mother takes a look to a that boy color.” “老子还能骗你？”陈三眼珠一瞪,对那小弟的话感到十分的不爽,直接一拍桌子,“老子要不是最近痔疮犯了,今天真尼玛得给那小子一点颜色瞧瞧。” The people walked, at this time was unyielding, even if were that several lil' bro listened, was difficult to cover despising in heart, expression that but, on the face actually also shipped out admiration. 人都已经走了,这时候才硬气起来,就算是那几个小弟听了,也难掩心中的鄙夷,不过,脸上却都还装出一副仰慕的表情。 „Brother Egg real man.” “蛋哥真男人。” „Brother Egg gets rid, boy definitely falls face down.” “蛋哥一出手,那小子肯定趴下。” „Dares in front of our Brother Egg rampant, how simply dead does not know.” “敢在咱们蛋哥面前嚣张,简直怎么死的都不知道。” ...... …… The boast that one crowd of lil' bro breakneck, blows Chen Three to be self-satisfied, enjoys very much. 一群小弟玩命的吹嘘,吹得陈三飘飘然,很是受用。 „Brother Egg, do I go to pursue that boy?” Very inopportune, luxuriant fatty suppresses a few words, was saying to Chen Three that flatters very much. “蛋哥,我去把那小子追回来？”很不合时宜,一个莽莽的胖子憋出一句话来,很是讨好的对着陈三道。 What is awkward silence king, this called the awkward silence king, fatty words, all people stiffened, the atmosphere was awkward for a while, Chen Three expected too much has clapped a palm of the hand in that fatty top of the head, „what pursued to pursue? When Laozi hemorrhoids good then asks him to trouble.” 什么叫冷场王,这就叫冷场王,胖子的话一出,所有人都僵住了,气氛一时尴尬,陈三恨铁不成钢的在那胖子的头顶上拍了一巴掌,“追什么追？等老子痔疮好了再去找他麻烦。” Nearby lil' bro one face sympathy looks at that fatty, this goods are really the intelligence quotient seize anxiously, could not see that our Brother Egg is being afraid? 旁边小弟都一脸同情的看着那胖子,这货真是智商捉急,看不出咱蛋哥是在害怕么？ „Brother Egg, you must want to do that boy, pours also has the means.” At this time, was thin the fellow like monkey to open the mouth suddenly, was pinching the chin, a stance of extra mundane person of high skill. “蛋哥,你要真想搞那小子,倒也不是没有办法嘛。”这时候,一个瘦得像猴子一样的家伙突然开口了,捏着下巴,一副世外高人的姿态。 „Wú?” “唔？” Chen Three listened, looks up to that person, that person of nickname Skinny Monkey, person actually compared with monkey also fine, very some wicked schemes, in this bully group, are resourceful strategist same existences. 陈三听了,抬头看向那人,那人外号瘦猴,人却比猴子还精,很有些鬼主意,在他这个混混团里,是个智多星一样的存在。 Listened to Skinny Monkey to say this saying, Chen Three also came the interest, generally, Skinny Monkey will not disappoint him, definitely had any great idea. 听瘦猴说出这话,陈三也来了兴趣,一般情况下,瘦猴不会让他失望的,肯定是有了什么好主意。 Skinny Monkey gathers near the ear of Chen Three, incredibly mysterious has bit an ear, does not know that spoke anything, the eyeball of Chen Three transferred the revolutions, on the face crawled completely the smiling face. 瘦猴凑到陈三的耳边,神神秘秘的咬了一阵耳朵,也不知道讲了什么,陈三的眼珠转了转,脸上爬满了笑容。 ...... …… Shuai Yu (handsome home) went his maternal grandfather home to go with Qin Shiyu, because was in the weekend, in bedroom in the evening only remaining a Su Hang person, empty bedroom, but has given some Su Hang personal Space. 帅宇跟着秦诗语回他外公家去了,因为是周末,寝室里晚上又只剩下了苏航一个人,空荡荡的寝室,可算是给了苏航一些私人空间。 „ Goods: Absolute Soap! “物品:绝对肥皂！ Function: Assigns the match to throw, must pick! 功能:指定对手扔出,必捡！ Range: The surrounding area in ten meters, level 1 and level 2 are effective! ” 范围:方圆十米之内,1级、2级有效！” In the bedroom, in Su Hang pinches the bird sign soap, the facial skin is twitching together, has gawked dull the half of the day, the whole person was disorderly in the wind, Big Stomach King Competition time, took soap refining conveniently, at that time had not looked at refining to leave any gadget with enough time, unexpectedly did such a marvel gadget. 寝室里,苏航手里捏着一块鸟牌肥皂,脸皮抽搐,呆愣了半天,整个人在风中凌乱了,大胃王比赛的时候,随手拿了块肥皂精炼,当时没来得及看精炼出个什么玩意儿,居然搞出了这么一个奇葩的玩意儿。 First is Thousand Years of Death, now the soap that comes to pick, Su Hang really suspected, system should not call Study God System, should call Vulgar System to be right. 先是一个千年杀,现在又来了个必捡的肥皂,苏航真怀疑,系统真不该叫学神系统,应该叫猥琐系统才对。 Early knows that on this had a look at this soap the first function, if today and Xue Qi (strange) to war, there is this soap to lead a cheer, to Xue Qi (strange) Thousand Years of Death, that is not easier? 早知道就该先看看这块肥皂的功能了,如果今天和薛奇对战的时候,有这块肥皂助阵,给薛奇千年杀,那不是容易多了？ Shook the head to smile bitterly, held in the soap the pocket conveniently, to such a gadget, unexpectedly have spent entire 100 energy points, really did not know to be worth. 摇头苦笑了一下,随手把肥皂揣进了衣兜里,就为了这么个玩意儿,居然花了整整一百个能量点,真是不知道值不值。 Takes out a bankcard, the Su Hang's mood all of a sudden became beautiful, has divided Shuai Yu (handsome home) 20,000, in the card also the remaining entire 80,000 blocks, this regarding the child who a Rural Family came out, without doubt could be considered as on is a great sum of money, at least, regarding Su Hang, began school paid tuition, in the hand can have several thousand over ten thousand dollars. 取出一张银行卡,苏航的心情一下子变得美丽了起来,分了帅宇两万,卡上还剩下整整八万块,这对于一个农村家庭出来的孩子来说,无疑已经能算得上是一笔巨款了,至少,对于苏航来说,也就开学交学费的时候,手上能有几千上万块钱。 „Mails 30,000 to father and mother, remaining 50,000, money Shengqian, right, such manages!” Su Hang started to plan the use of this 80,000 block money. “给爸妈寄三万,剩下五万,钱生钱,对,就这么办！”苏航开始规划起了这八万块钱的用途。 The Su Hang's native place, in Shuxi Little Mountain Village, in Huaxia, the small county and Little Mountain Village, that means poorly, these years, the day started to turn for the better, in mountain also not necessarily poor, but, on the Su Hang native place, has not been really wealthily. 苏航的老家,在蜀西的一个小山村,在华夏,小县城、小山村,那就意味着贫穷,这些年,日子开始转好了,山里也不见得有多穷,不过,就苏航老家而言,真还算不上富裕。 In the village many people had the building actually, but cultivates the house to give credit, but Su Hang has also lived in the old house that Grandma grandpa keeps, by picking tea to live, quotation good time, one year can also make 40,000~50,000, money that but, makes is also out of control the expense, not to mention university of Su Hang in the provincial capital, the expenses is big, under Su Hang also has 15 year younger sister, high school in county, only goes to school for two brother and sister, one year few has the surplus, has a hard life. 村里倒是有不少人起了楼,不过很多修房子都是赊着账的,而苏航家还一直住着爷爷奶奶留下来的老房子,靠采茶为生,行情好的时候,一年也能挣个四五万,只不过,挣的钱也禁不住花销,且不说苏航在省城上大学,开销大,苏航下面还有个十五岁的妹妹,也在县城上高中,单是供两兄妹上学,一年下来都很少有结余,日子过得紧巴巴的。 Su Hang also makes the first barrel gold/metal now, naturally should report back the parents, improved family's life, the 30,000 block money were not many, but, this money he can also write a pattern to dodge, many words, he does not know how should explain . Moreover, he left behind the 50,000 block, had his use. 苏航现在也算是赚到了第一桶金,自然是该回报一下父母,改善一下家里的生活,三万块钱不多,不过,这点钱他还能编出一点花样来搪塞,再多的话,他就不知道该如何去解释了,而且,他留下五万块,也是有他的用处的。 Telephoned to the family/home, said that tomorrow to the matter that in the family/home takes up a collection, sure enough, the father inquired very much seriously the origin of Su Hang money, Su Hang used the reason of dog blood to buy in the lottery ticket very much a small prize, tried every means to persuade to dodge. 给家里打了个电话,说了说明天给家里打钱的事,果不其然,老爸很严肃的询问苏航钱的来历,苏航用了个很狗血的理由买彩票中了个小奖,好说歹说才搪塞了过去。 After hanging the power failure words, Su Hang breathed a sigh of relief, turns on the computer, paid attention to the Big Stomach King Competition matter, is not out of the anticipation, the major portals opened this Big Stomach King Competition topic, the news about competition occupied the headlines of many large and middle scale websites, can look, this competition Nine Dings Group was colored the initial capital. 挂掉电话后,苏航舒了口气,打开电脑,关注了一下大胃王比赛的事,不出意料,各大门户网站都开辟了这次大胃王比赛的专题,关于比赛的新闻占据了多个大中型网站的头条,看得出来,这次比赛九鼎集团是花了血本的。 Several big portals opened the special plate specially, in the veil has listed the China-foreign major competition region winners, Huaxia each provinces and cities, in addition some overseas players, altogether have 58 people. 几大门户网站专门开辟了专题板块,里面罗列出了中外各大赛区的优胜者,华夏各个省市,加上一些国外的参赛选手,总共有58人。 The competition of this each minute of competition region, the project is the same, eats the hot dog. 这次各个分赛区的比赛,项目都是一样,吃热狗。 Su Hang looked simply, the first name is the foreign player, John Smith US fatty, the record is 10 minutes 69 hot dog. 苏航简单的看了看,第一名是个外国选手,一个名叫约翰史密斯的美国胖子,记录为10分钟69根热狗。 Su Hang cannot help but somewhat is flabbergasted, the stomachs of these people do not know that to be how long, unexpectedly can eat up these many thing, he somewhat suspected, these fellows same opened with him external. 苏航不由得有些咋舌,这些人的胃也不知道怎么长的,居然真能吃下这么多东西,他真有点怀疑,这些家伙是不是和他一样开了外挂。 Su Hang paid attention, list last, the result also had 49, but he 54 result, were only listed at 26 th, has missed first vast distance. 苏航留意了一下,榜单最后一位,成绩也有49根,而他54根的成绩,只排在了第26位,差了第一名十万八千里。
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