„Zhang Xiaopang!” “张小胖！” Lu Ming clenches jaws. 陆鸣咬牙切齿。 Also only then this goods, are competent this matter! 也只有这货,才能干出这事！ Also only then this goods, know these all kinds of people! 也只有这货,才认识这些五花八门的人！ Special mother! 特娘的！ Lu Ming is angry very much. 陆鸣很生气。 Hehe hehe. 呵呵呵呵。 Little Fatty pounds, the Elder Brother will make you know that quickly the flower why so red! 小胖砸,哥哥很快会让你知道花儿为什么这么红！ However. 不过。 Only what makes his gratified is, the Zhang Xiaopang illusion is very crude, basically only has a younger sister paper, a room, the character model is also quite fuzzy. 唯一让他欣慰的是,张小胖的幻境都很简陋,基本上只有一个妹纸,一个房间,人物模型也比较模糊。 Fuzzy facial features...... 模糊的面容…… Dream scene...... 梦幻的场景…… Let the person almost unable to see clearly the appearance/portrait. 让人几乎看不清真容。 How can I say? 怎么说呢？ Un...... 嗯…… This is why the shortsighted schoolmate felt that the entire world is a beautiful woman. 这就是为什么近视的同学感觉全世界都是美女。 Because dim beautiful. 因为朦胧美。 In this illusion, the Lu Ming image is so. 这个幻境中,陆鸣的形象就是如此。 Perhaps is because only then a reason of picture, the young Lu Ming role is quite fuzzy, normally, at all some impossible people to recognize themselves! 或许是因为只有一张照片的缘故,小陆鸣的角色比较模糊,正常情况下,根本不可能有人认得出自己！ Un...... 嗯…… After all this is the women's wear! 毕竟这是女装过的！ Also puts on make-up! 还化了妆！ In brief. 总之。 Has not related with present Lu Ming. 跟现在的陆鸣没有关系。 The appearance is completely different, the makings are the day leave badly. 长相完全不同,气质更是天差地别。 „I, but real man!” “我可是真男人！” Lu Ming affirmed very much. 陆鸣很肯定。 He determined that oneself does not have young Lu Ming that sissy makings, delicate slightly by character , he but real man, competent Transformer that!!! 他确定自己没有小陆鸣那种娘炮气质,柔柔弱弱的小受性格,他可是真男人,能干变形金刚的那种！！！ „Definitely not.” “肯定不会被人出来。” Lu Ming thinks that here relaxes slightly. 陆鸣想到这里微微松口气。 First goes back, then called Zhang Xiaopang this goods to come, he decided, this time tidied certainly up this goods well, this fellow, really cannot be used. 先回去,然后叫张小胖这货过来,他决定,这次一定好好收拾这货,这种家伙,真的是不能惯着了。 Returns to the shop. 回到店铺。 Lu Ming just prepared to relate Zhang Xiaopang. 陆鸣刚准备联系张小胖。 „Master you came back” “师父你回来了呀” Xiaobai very happy collects. 小白很开心的凑过来。 „Un.” “嗯。” Lu Ming rubs her small head. 陆鸣揉揉她的小脑袋。 Xiaobai sees the small card in his hand accidentally, shows the surprised look, „, Master, after you put on make-up , gets better attractive.” 小白无意中看到他手中的小卡片,露出惊讶的神色,“呀,师父,你化妆以后变得好好看呢。” Lu Ming: „???” 陆鸣:“？？？” ! 靠！ He takes a look at the picture, has a look at itself, how does this recognize? 他瞅了瞅照片,又看看自己,这又是怎么认出来的？ Clearly is two people! 分明是两个人！ „You talked nonsense anything.” “你瞎说什么。” The Lu Ming look with deep veneration, „how is this possibly I?” 陆鸣神色肃然,“这怎么可能是我？” „Yeah?” “哎？” Xiaobai doubts. 小白疑惑。 She carefully looked at one, this is Master. 她仔细看了一眼,这就是师父呀。 „You admitted mistakes.” “你认错了。” Lu Ming is serious, „according to investigation, in this world, every 80000000 people, person with your long is the same, let alone, this is female!” 陆鸣严肃,“根据调查,这世界上,每80000000人中,就有一个人跟你长的一样,更何况,这还是女的！” „Good.” “好吧。” Some are Xiaobai doubts, this? 小白有些疑惑,是这样吗？ „Yes.” “是的。” „Clever.” “乖。” Lu Ming touches her head, „studies well, do not manage these in chaos.” 陆鸣摸摸她的脑袋,“好好学习,不要管这些乱七八糟的。” „Good.” “好的呢。” Xiaobai then studies. 小白这才去学习。 When she walked, Lu Ming was startled. 等她走了,陆鸣惊了一身冷汗。 Motherfucker! 干梨娘！ Scary! 吓死了！ It is not good, must hurry to solve this matter, Lu Ming relates Zhang Xiaopang immediately. 不行不行,得赶紧解决这件事,陆鸣马上联系张小胖。 . 只是。 What make his accidental/surprised is, this goods have not answered the telephone unexpectedly! 让他意外的是,这货居然没接电话！ Honk- 嘟- Honk- 嘟- Endless busy signal. 只有无尽的忙音。 „Doesn't dare to meet?” “不敢接？” „Ganged up with the younger sister paper?” “还是又去勾搭妹纸了？” Lu Ming knitting the brows head. 陆鸣皱皱眉头。 If he naturally is usually disinclined to pay attention, now, must find this goods. 如果平时他自然懒得理会,现在么,必须找到这货。 Therefore, Lu Ming went to that side Teacher An to understand specially a Zhang Xiaopang traveling schedule, the surprised discovery, this fellow went out for several days, had not gone to the school unexpectedly! 于是,陆鸣特意去安老师那边了解了一下张小胖的行程,惊讶的发现,这家伙出去几天,竟然一直没去学校！ But the place that Little Fatty lives, several days has not gone back! 而小胖住的地方,几天都没回去！ This is more unscientific! 这更不科学！ By his understanding Zhang Xiaopang this goods, he where, no matter goes to be able to bring the baggage! Even sometimes comes to the shop, he carries the package! 以他对张小胖这货的了解,他不管去哪里都会带着行李！有时候就算来店里,他都背着包呢！ Let alone goes far? 更何况出远门？ After all his wife may in inside! 毕竟他媳妇可在里面呢！ Had an accident? 出事了？ This is the Lu Ming first response. 这是陆鸣第一反应。 After all- 毕竟- Works to for a long time the person who these mingle among the gray area, has the risk very much. 给那些长期混迹灰色地带的人做事情,很有危险性。 Let alone...... 更何况…… Zhang Xiaopang this goods also bring the risk! 张小胖这货还自带危险性！ For example- 比如- Some people go to outside area to meet with the netizen, has not come back again. 有些人去外地见网友,再也没有回来。 Lu Ming thinks, by the urogenous of Zhang Xiaopang this goods, if a moe moe dá the younger sister invited him to go to outside area, he really had the possibility to follow! 陆鸣想了想,以张小胖这货的尿性,如果一个萌萌哒的妹子邀请他去外地,他真有可能跟着去！ Pit father! 坑爹！ This goods can live the present simply are the miracle! 这货能活到现在简直是奇迹！ Missing...... 失踪…… Lu Ming accessed the net to inquire, in the suburbs of Qingming City really had many missing cases unexpectedly, reason that because everyone can cultivation, seemed more dangerous! 陆鸣上网查询了一下,清明市郊区居然真的有很多失踪案例,因为人人都可以修炼的原因,似乎更危险！ Does not need the badger game! 根本不需要仙人跳！ Younger sister paper are possibly good on battle efficiency off the charts?! 妹纸自己可能就战斗力爆表好么？！ Had an accident! 出事了！ Lu Ming realizes the issue finally. 陆鸣终于意识到问题。 This what matter? 这都什么事儿？ This fellow, the gray crowd contacts many, built oneself? 这家伙,难道灰色人群接触过多,把自己搭进去了？ Ok. 算了。 Asks the principal to help. 找校长帮忙查查吧。 Thinks of here. 想到这里。 Lu Ming puts out the cell phone again, when he is preparing to hit to the principal, the cell phone resounds suddenly, an unknown number hits. 陆鸣再次拿出手机,只是,就在他正准备打给校长的时候,手机忽然响起,一个未知号码打过来的。 „Hello? Is Lu Ming? Your friend Zhang Xueyao here......” “您好？请问是陆鸣吗？您的朋友张雪瑶在我们这里……” A calm sound said. 一个沉稳的声音说道。 „Go away!” “滚！” Lu Ming hang up the phone without hesitation. 陆鸣毫不犹豫的挂了电话。 Really is...... 真的是…… A privacy did not have. 一点隐私都没有了。 Definitely is he a moment ago on the homepage searched the missing information, exposed something. 肯定是他刚才在网页上搜索失踪信息的时候,暴露了一些东西。 This matter, he saw many. 这种事情,他见得太多了。 As Code Monkey, he was too clear to these search mechanism, the opposite party may establish ‚missing’ very much and ‚hospital’ and ‚school expense’ wait/etc these is the crucial words and expressions, once you search these things, your information will transmit the corresponding some people there, conducts the cheating. 作为程序猿,他对这些搜索机制太清楚了,对方很有可能设置‘失踪’、‘医院’、‘学费’等等这些都是关键性词语,一旦你搜索这些东西,你的信息就会发送对应的一些人那里,进行诈骗。 „I think, only then hundred poisons will do this.” “我以为只有百毒才会干这个呢。” Lu Ming sighed. 陆鸣叹口气。 Never expected that this world, has this matter unexpectedly! 没想到这个世界,居然也有这种事情！ Cheating...... 诈骗…… Hehe. 呵呵。 Who also does not have a look at his Lu Ming is! 也不看看他陆鸣是谁！ But at this moment, the Lu Ming cell phone resounds once again, „hello? Is Lu Ming? Please do not make the telephone call, we are......” 而就在这时,陆鸣的手机又一次响起,“您好？请问是陆鸣吗？请不要挂电话,我们是……” „Zhang Xueyao in your?” “张雪瑶在你们那？” Lu Ming light asking. 陆鸣淡淡的问道。 „, Yes.” “呃,是的。” That side was obviously asked is caught off guard. 那边明显被问个措手不及。 „I do not want.” “我不要了。” Lu Ming heaved a deep sigh, „gave to you.” 陆鸣长叹一声,“送给你们了。” „!” “啪！” Lu Ming again hang up the phone. 陆鸣再次挂了电话。 Mental illness! 神经病啊！ Damn Zhang Xueyao, how you did not call land Xueqi! 见鬼的张雪瑶,你怎么不叫陆雪琪呢！ Swindlers! 骗子！ Lu Ming curls the lip. 陆鸣撇撇嘴。 Then, he felt suddenly where is not quite right, he carefully looked at this unknown number, how to feel that looks familiar? Oh, thinks...... 然后,他忽然感觉哪里不太对劲,他仔细看了看这个未知号码,怎么感觉这么眼熟呢？哦,想起来…… This is their Qingming City police telephone. 这是他们清明市的警方电话。 Telecommunication cheating? 电信诈骗？ This is the first response of Lu Ming. 这是陆鸣的第一反应。 Many people will use false base station, imitates the police number to conduct the cheating, but he takes a look, oneself hit simply on own initiative. 很多人会利用伪基站,来模仿出警方号码来进行诈骗,不过他瞅了瞅,干脆自己主动打了过去。 Does not return dials. 不是回拨。 But was the direct dial official number hit. 而是直接拨打官方号码打了回去。 „Hello.” “您好。” The opposite broadcasts the familiar sound. 对面传来熟悉的声音。 Un...... 嗯…… Was that a moment ago. 就是刚才那位。 „Real Law Enforcer.” “真的执法者啊。” Lu Ming rubs the head. 陆鸣揉揉脑袋。 „Yes.” “是的。” Opposite that was also used to it obviously, did not know whether to laugh or cry, „asked you to come one, because your friend Zhang Xueyao something were closed here.” 对面那位显然也习惯了,哭笑不得,“请您过来一趟吧,您的朋友张雪瑶因为一些事情被关在了这里。” „Oh.” “哦。” Lu Ming was understands. 陆鸣算是明白了。 But...... 可是…… Who is Zhang Xueyao? 张雪瑶是谁？ He really does not remember. 他真不记得。 Is one in previous mine action? 难道是上次矿山行动中的某一位？ Un...... 嗯…… Does not have the impression. 没印象啊。 Oh, may be one admire own younger sister, leaves own telephone number secretly, this time encounters the danger, can only contact with itself. 哦,有可能是某一个仰慕自己的妹子,偷偷留着自己的电话号码,这次遇到危险,只能联系自己。 Un...... 嗯…… This has the possibility actually! 这个倒是有可能！ Lu Ming became energetic, „please ask that is what crime?” 陆鸣来了精神,“请问是什么罪？” „That.” “那个。” The opposite, this said that „patronizing prostitutes.” 对面顿了一下,这才说道,“嫖娼。” . 啪。 Lu Ming decisive hang up the phone. 陆鸣果断挂了电话。 Damn! 见鬼！ Patronizes prostitutes what ghost charge! 嫖娼什么鬼罪名！ Why must call oneself! 为什么要给自己打电话！ „Hey?” “喂喂喂？” Opposite speechless. 对面一阵无语。 This...... 这…… For a long time. 许久。 The telephone makes a connection again. 电话再次打通。 Lu Ming and opposite that are away from the telephone, a silence, is relatively speechless, can only hear the respite of opposite party...... Oh, is not right, breathing. 陆鸣和对面那位隔着电话,一阵沉默,相对无言,只能听到对方的喘息……哦,不对,呼吸声。 „Or do you come?” “要不您还是来一下？” Opposite that is very helpless. 对面那位很无奈。 He can only find this contact method at present. 他目前只能找到这一个联系方式。 „But I really do not know what Zhang Xueyao.” “可是我真不认识什么张雪瑶。” Lu Ming sighed. 陆鸣叹口气。 If were other charges also even...... 如果是其他罪名也就算了…… Patronizing prostitutes? 嫖娼？ Crack a joke! 开什么玩笑！ If he went, is regarded as- what to do can commercial relation? How do you know? Well, customer , said you also...... 如果他去了,被认定是-商业关系可怎么办？你们怎么认识的？咦,客户啊,啧啧,这么说你也…… Lu Ming hits to startle. 陆鸣打个激灵。 The wizards go! 鬼才去！ Kills does not go! 打死都不去！ „Good.” “好吧。” The opposite can only give up, whispered, „knows that this dead fatty deceived people......” 对面只能放弃,嘀咕了一句,“就知道这死胖子骗人……” „???” “？？？” „Wait.” “等等。” Lu Ming stopped by calling out him suddenly, „you said a moment ago, dead fatty?” 陆鸣猛然叫住他,“你刚才说,死胖子？” „Un.” “嗯。” Opposite determination. 对面确定。 „......” “……” The Lu Ming hesitation moment, „excuse me, is Zhang Xueyao in your mouth, a build as ball and leg short such as the dog and brain big such as the death fatty of wooden scoop?” 陆鸣沉吟片刻,“请问,您口中的张雪瑶,是一个体型似球、腿短如狗、脑大如瓢的死胖子么？” „Did you know?” “您认识？” The opposite is surprised. 对面惊奇。 You take a look at this description, looks is an acquaintance. 你瞅瞅这描述,一看就是熟人啊。 „Unexpectedly is really this goods!” “居然真是这货！” Lu Ming was shocked. 陆鸣惊呆了。 Zhang Xueyao? 张雪瑶？ This what pit father's name? 这什么坑爹的名字？ No wonder Zhang Xiaopang this goods say unexpectedly are Zhang Xiaopang, even makes everyone also call, originally the real name of this goods, called Zhang Xueyao unexpectedly! 难怪张小胖这货居然自称为张小胖,甚至让大家也这么叫,原来这货的真名,居然叫张雪瑶！ Destroys three views! 毁三观啊！ Such poetic and beautiful name...... 这么如诗如画的名字…… Wait...... 等等…… Called this name also even, patronizing prostitutes...... 叫这个名字也就算了,嫖娼…… Some Lu Ming brains hurt extravagantly. 陆鸣有些脑阔疼。 „I pass immediately.” “我马上过去。” His hang up the phone, the preparation goes out. 他挂了电话,准备出门。 „Master, can you go out?” “师父,您要出门？” Xiaobai blinks. 小白眨眨眼睛。 „Yes.” “是啊。” Lu Ming sighed, the vision somewhat was faintly fierce, „saved a Teddy beast that for the master astrayed the wrong path, came back to make the dog bouillon to drink to you it.” 陆鸣叹口气,目光隐隐有些狰狞,“为师去拯救一位误入迷途的泰迪兽,回来把它煲成狗肉汤给你喝。”