„-”
“呃-”
The youngsterwake upfromdim, someheadaches.
少年从昏暗中醒来,有些头疼。At present.
眼前。Is the completelystrangescene.
是完全陌生的景象。Where is this?
这是哪里?Oh......哦……Somememoriesemerge.
一些记忆涌现出来。Lu Ming, 16 years old, professiontechnical collegestudent.陆鸣,十六岁,职业技术学院学生。Thisishispresentstatus.
这就是他如今的身份。„Unexpectedlycross over.”
“竟然穿越了。”Lu Mingrubs the head, for a long timeacceptsthisfact.陆鸣揉揉脑袋,许久才接受这个事实。It seems likeIdied......
看来我死了啊……Lu Mingis somewhat absent-minded.陆鸣有些恍惚。
The ancestorshewasprogrammer, a dayworked for 16hours, but must face the demands of variousnobrains, has not thought that finallysudden diedin front of the computer.
上辈子他是个程序狗,一天工作16个小时,还要面对各种无脑的需求,没想到最终还是猝死在电脑前。Heremembers that lastevening, is very tiredverytired,......
他记得最后一晚,很累、很累……Becauseproduct managerthatsillyforkchanges the demandtemporarily, hopes that theirintelligentappbackgroundcanchange colorwith the usermood......
因为产品经理那个傻叉临时又改了需求,希望他们的智能app背景能够随着用户心情而变色……Happytimeisjoyfulred.
开心的时候是愉悦红。Sadtimeismelancholyblue.
难过的时候是忧郁蓝。Excitedtimeisto rushpurple.
激动的时候是澎湃紫。
......
……He:???
他:???Ifon the tablehad a bladeat that time, hehe.
如果当时桌子上有把刀,呵呵。Inimpression.
印象中。Finally, hewas busy at work the night, the headachewantedto crack, the biggestdream, seemed likegets upto doonewith the product managerin the morning.
最后,他忙活到了深夜,头疼欲裂,最大的梦想,似乎是早上起来跟产品经理干一架。„It seems likehad no chance.”
“看来没希望了。”Lu Mingis very regrettable.陆鸣很是遗憾。Some of hisevenwickedinterestsis thinking, product managerthatgoodsearly morninggoing inpats itself, discovered that heis cool, scared shitless that canfrighten.
他甚至有些恶趣味的想着,产品经理那货大清早的进去一拍自己,发现他已经凉了,会不会吓的屁滚尿流。„.”
“呵。”Lu Mingsmiles.陆鸣笑笑。This is also to the end of ownprogrammerprofession.
这也算是对自己程序狗生涯的终结吧。Ancestors'matter, settled.
上辈子的事情,就此了结。Family members?
家人?Does not exist.
不存在的。
The parentsare unhealthy, passed away in childhood.
父母身体不好,在他小时候就去世了。Girlfriends?
女朋友?Hehe.
呵呵。Howprogrammerpossiblyhas the girlfriend, on the contraryisproduct manageronedayserious in an affected way, dailyboastedoneselfmakewhatproduct, shows offgirlfriendanything......程序狗怎么可能有女朋友,反倒是产品经理一天人五人六的,天天吹嘘自己做出什么产品,炫耀女朋友什么的……Damnproductdog!
啊,该死的产品狗!Goodwantsto dohisone!
好想干他一架啊!Ifcancross overgo back, certainlypunchesthatgoodsfat!
要是能穿越回去,一定胖揍那货一顿!„Wait!”
“等等!”Lu Mingfeltownmentalityis not right.陆鸣感觉自己心态不对。cross overcameobviously, obtainednew student/lifeobviously, if the ultimate objectiveiscross overgoes backto tidy up the productdog, was the scaleis too low?
明明穿越过来了,明明获得了新生,如果终极目标是穿越回去收拾产品狗的话,是不是档次太低了?„Hū-”
“呼-”
The Lu Minglongstretch/leisurelyone breath, is finally tranquil.陆鸣长舒一口气,终于平静下来。Ancestors'matter, madeitgowith the wind, now, this/shouldconsiderationat present.
上辈子的事情,就让它随风而去吧,现在,该考虑眼下了。Thinks ofhere.
想到这里。Lu Mingstartsto size upthisroom.陆鸣开始打量这个房间。Fivesquare meters.
五平米。Only has a narrowsingle bed.
只有一张窄窄的单人床。
A Lu Mingbrowwrinkle, thisnarrowarea, makinghimhave very not goodrecollection, heinitially is thisbrokenplace that peoplenearbyrented roomlived.陆鸣眉头一皱,这狭窄的面积,让他有了很不好的回忆,他当初在人大附近的出租屋住的就是这种破地方。„It is not......”
“不会是……”Lu Minghad not the goodpremonitionimmediately.陆鸣顿时有了不好的预感。Whish-
哗-
The magnanimousmemoryemerges.
海量记忆涌现。Hethendiscovered, the memory of originalmaster , seems to have looked likeonesetto contain the lifetimemovie, hecanglance throughmomentarily.
他这才发现,原主人的记忆似乎一直都在,就像是一套包含一生的影片,他随时可以翻阅。Lu Ming!陆鸣!16 years old!
年仅十六岁!professiontechnical collegestudent!职业技术学院学生!Familycondition, good. The parentalhealth, haselder sisterone, oneselfhave also had the goodeducation, the basic requirementis very good.
家庭条件,良好。父母健康,拥有姐姐一只,自己也接受过良好的教育,基础条件已经很不错了。Whyreducesto the technical college?
为什么沦落到技术学院?Oh.哦。Thiselder sistertooevildoer/monstrous talent!
这个姐姐太妖孽了!Fromgoing to schoolto startto sweep away, firepowerfull, takesallfirst, afterstartingto cultivate, ridesto be above mundane thoughts, casts offeveryoneby far.
从上学开始就一路横扫,火力全开,拿下所有第一名,在开始修炼之后,更是一骑绝尘,远远甩开所有人。Almostis known to everybodyintheirplaces.
在他们那个地方几乎无人不晓。Butyoung Lu Ming, grows upundersuchhalo, was broughtto contrasteach timeflogs a corpse.
而小陆鸣,就是在这样的光环下长大,每次都被拿来对比鞭尸。Naturally.
当然。Theseare not the key points.
这些也不是重点。
The key pointis, Lu Mingthinksthiselder sistertime, fromyoung Lu Ming, feelssomestrangemoodindistinctly, envies, feels inferiorandlikes, dimly, goddessandsiscon......
重点是,陆鸣想到这位姐姐的时候,隐约从小陆鸣身上,感受到一些奇怪的情绪,羡慕、自卑、喜欢、朦胧、女神、姐控……Wait.
等等。As ifwhereis not quite right.
似乎哪里不太对。Brush!
刷!
The Lu Mingsubconsciousliftingbedding, under the bedding, turns outonebunch of strangebooks, «Elder sisterSirFalls in love withMy», «MyElder sisterImpossibleSuchH,»«OverbearingElder sisterKissesMy», «Elder sisterguideGuide»......陆鸣下意识的掀开床褥,在被褥之下,翻出一堆奇怪的书籍,《姐姐大人爱上我》、《我姐姐不可能这么H、》《霸道姐姐强吻我》、《姐姐攻略指南》……Lu Ming:???陆鸣:???Howeverthinkscarefully, was normal.
不过仔细想想,也就正常了。Children......
小孩子么……Lu Mingsocomforts itself, thenseesbunch of toilet paper that in the basketthrow.陆鸣这般安慰自己,然后看见纸篓里扔的一团团卫生纸。Youngboy......
小男孩么……Lu Mingsothinks.陆鸣这般想到。Somesuchcollectionbeautiful appearance and talentsin an elder sister, the youngboyhavevariousstrangethoughtsto be normal, particularly the youngboy of puberty.
有这么一个集美貌与才华于一身的姐姐,小男孩有各种奇怪的念头是正常的,尤其是青春期的小男孩。Naturally.
当然。young Lu Mingalsoknows that thisisincorrect, thereforeescapeddecisively.小陆鸣也知道这是不对的,所以果断逃出来了。Escapedthisrelativelyremotecity.
逃到了这个相对遥远的城市。Heknows that ownthis whole life may be unable tosurpass the elder sisteronfightprofession, thereforechoosesto becomeCard Makersimply, is thinkingperhaps can also mixsomereputations.
他知道自己这辈子可能也无法在战斗职业上超过姐姐,所以干脆选择成为一名制卡师,想着或许也能混出一些名声。In the futurebecomes outstanding, canhelp the elder sisterbusilysome.
将来出人头地,也能帮助姐姐一些忙。Finally......
结果……It goes without saying.
不言而喻。„Card Maker?”
“制卡师?”SomeLu Mingdoubts, startto glance throughthisremembering.陆鸣有些疑惑,开始翻阅这段记忆。Becausethisworldin the worldenergyis rich, thereforehasmyriadtypesto cultivateprofession, everyonecancultivation, choosescultivationprofession that oneselflike.
这个世界因为天地间能量浓郁,所以拥有万千种修炼职业,人人都可以修炼,选择自己喜欢的修炼职业。Howeverwithout a doubt, even ifcultivatesprofession, has very bigdifference.
但是毫无疑问,哪怕都是修炼职业,也是有很大区别的。Somepeoplelikewarm-bloodedrushing, sincerelyto the meat.
有人喜欢热血澎湃,拳拳到肉。Thisis the romantic of man.
这是男人的浪漫。Somepeoplelikeelegantlynatural, controls the magic arts.
有人喜欢飘逸潇洒,操控法术。Thisis the pursue of deep meaning.
这是奥义的追求。
......
……ButCard Maker, isverygoodassistanceprofession.
而制卡师,算是一个很不错的辅助职业。Simply speaking, Card Makervariousabilities, illusion, imagewait/etc, sealedin the blankcard, manufacturescard, byfacilitatinguse.
简单来说,制卡师就是将各种能力、幻境、影像等等,封装在空白卡中,制作成卡牌,以方便使用。Theoretically.
理论上。
If powerfulenough, youcansealall!
如果足够强大,你能够封装一切!„Sealsall?”
“封装一切?”Lu Mingfeels very goodappearance.陆鸣感觉很牛的样子。Herecalled a relatedmemory, un......
他回想了一下相关记忆,嗯……Card Makerhas a thingnamedSource Card, othersare releasing an abilitytoSource Card, Source Cardwill sealthisability, thenthrough the Card Makercraft, thisability, schematictocard, is easy-to-use.制卡师都有一个叫原卡的东西,别人对着原卡释放一个能力,原卡会将这个能力封装起来,然后通过制卡师的工艺,将这个能力,绘制到卡牌之中,方便使用。„Thisthing......”
“这个东西……”
Does the Lu Minghesitationmoment, „carveCD?”陆鸣沉吟片刻,“刻光盘?”Peers!
同行啊!
The good and evilis the IT industry!
好歹都是IT行业啊!Naturally.
当然。AlthoughCard Makernobattle efficiency, but is still goodassistanceprofession.制卡师虽然没什么战斗力,但是依然算是一个不错的辅助职业。
......
只是……How can I say?
怎么说呢?Afteryoung Lu Ming of Vocational Collegebaptism, takes‚professional training that’ the schoolorganized, has become a qualifiedmoving bricksparty.
经过职业学院洗礼的小陆鸣,又参加了学院组织的‘专业培训’,已经成了一名合格的搬砖党。Card Making Technology that graspsonly, is1-StarEnergy Card.
唯一掌握的制卡技术,就是一星能量卡。energysome that becauseinenergy stonecontainsare unstable, the valueis not fixed, is not easy to carry, thereforeCard Makercanenergy in energy stone, sealsin the blankcard, makesEnergy Card.
因为能量石中蕴含的能量有些不稳定,数值也不固定,也不方便携带,所以制卡师可以将其中将能量石中的能量,封装到空白卡中,做成能量卡。Every the hour1, a daycanmake20, Zhang Chunprofit5, a day100.
每小时一张,一天可以做20张,一张纯利润五块,一天100。
The quantityguarantees all one wants to eatgreatly.
量大管饱。Does not worry the sales volume.
不愁销量。„Calm!”
“冷静!”„Is certainly calm!”
“一定要冷静!”Lu Mingsomewhatshakes.陆鸣手有些抖。Heremembered the ancestorsto attendsometraining classto become the experience of javaprogrammerindistinctly, never expected thatthisyoung Lu Ming, is handlingexactly the samematterunexpectedly.
他隐约想起了上辈子参加某培训班成为java程序狗的经历,没想到这个小陆鸣,竟在做一模一样的事情。Pitfather?!
坑爹呢?!Glances throughto remember,hecontinuesto lookdownward.
翻阅记忆,他继续往下看去。Althoughsomecompelpainstakingly, butsmallLu Mingshengalsocalculatedto stabilizeexactly, untilsome day, histalentelder sistermustcometo look athim, young Lu Mingscared.
虽然有些苦逼,但是小陆鸣生活也算稳定了,直到某天,他那位天才姐姐要过来看他,小陆鸣吓坏了。Fordoes not lose face!
为了不丢人!Fordefends his pitifulsmallmale studentdignitybefore the elder sister!
为了在姐姐面前维护他那点可怜的小男生尊严!In order toexpressoneselfcrossalsowell here, therefore, young Lu Mingmakes the showoperation that a normal personis unable to imagine.
为了表示自己在这边过得还不错,于是,小陆鸣做了一个正常人根本无法想象到的骚操作。Loan!
贷款!Heloaned a making cardshop, became the youngboss!
他贷款开了一家制卡店,当上了小老板!Alsois the campusloansespecially!
还特么是校园贷!Fruitloan!
果贷!Becauseyoung Lu Ming is also very delicately long, withelder sister, therefore, young Lu Mingbought a wigandwomen's wear, tooksomehalf-lengthfruitphotos, borroweda number ofcampusesto loan.
因为小陆鸣也长得非常秀气,随姐姐,所以,小陆鸣买了一个假发、女装,拍了一些半身果照,借了一批校园贷款。Lu Ming: „???”陆鸣:“???”fuck your mother!甘梨娘!
The childsuchshow of differentworld?!
异世界的小孩子都这么秀的么?!Finally......
结果……Everyoneunderstood.
大家都懂得。
The elder sistercame, seeingyoung Lu Ming the dayto be goodnow, went back.
姐姐来了,看见小陆鸣如今日子不错,也就回去了。Verylight.
很平淡。Evengoodhad not said.
甚至连一句不错都没有说。After allinheraltitude, young Lu Mingthebusiness, basicallyis the small scale, buttherefore, young Lu Mingactuallystepped ontoevery dayto repay the usurious interest the painto compel the profession.
毕竟在她那个高度,小陆鸣的这个生意,基本上就是小打小闹,但是因此,小陆鸣却是走上了每日偿还高利贷利息的苦逼生涯。
......
只是……
The young Lu Mingmaking cardlevelis too low, card that cansell, only hasEnergy Cardonetype, therefore the shopbusiness is almost zero, quickinterest.小陆鸣制卡水准太低,能卖的卡,也只有能量卡一种,所以店铺生意几乎为零,很快就连利息都还不起了。„Reallyhad an accident.”
“果然出事了。”Lu Mingsighed.陆鸣叹口气。Allloanstaking advantage of the campus, is almost a consequence.
所有借校园贷的,几乎都是一个后果。Hedoes not needto think,knowsafterwardhadanything, canguess correctly why cross overcamefinally.
他不用想,都知道后来发生什么,也能够猜到,为什么最后自己穿越过来了。Verysimple.
很简单。young Lu Ming, diedobviously.小陆鸣,显然死了。Lu Mingcontinuesto glance throughto rememberdownward.陆鸣继续往下翻阅记忆。Really.
果然。Thatcompany that the campusloans, walks inquickly, graspedyoung Lu Mingto sell into servitudedirectly. Then, does not leaveaccidentally/surprisingly, discovered the young Lu Mingrealsex, onepunchedfat, threw, defined that hewithinonemonthmustpay off the loan, otherwise, the guest who heis seeingsomespecialhobbiesondrawing.
校园贷的那个公司,很快找上门来,直接抓了小陆鸣去卖身。然后,不出意外的,发现了小陆鸣的真实性别,一顿胖揍,扔了出去,限定他一个月之内必须还清贷款,不然的话,就拉着他见一些特殊爱好的客人。young Lu Mingscared, after coming back, crazywork!小陆鸣吓坏了,回来之后,疯狂工作!
A daymanufactures22, onlyrests for twohours!
一天制作二十二张,只睡俩小时!Half a month later.
半个月后。Sudden death.
猝死。Lu Ming: „???”陆鸣:“???”Motherfucker!干梨娘!Shouldn'tbe loaned the companyto kill?!
不应该是被贷款公司打死么?!Whatghostsudden dies?!
猝死什么鬼?!Lu Mingfelt that thisworld, was full of the evil intentiontooneself.陆鸣感觉这个世界,对自己充满了恶意。Really.
真的。
Are the ancestorsas the programmersudden death, evenwhatghostthislittle fellowstilloverworkto sudden die? Lu Mingfeltinownhearthasshare of depressedQinanto put down.
上辈子作为程序狗猝死也就算了,这小家伙也是过劳猝死什么鬼?陆鸣感觉自己心中有股郁气难平。Is a little fellow?
是小家伙么?Own?
还是自己的?
.
呵。
An easysignto hitpulpy......
一手好牌打个稀烂啊……Suchgoodelder sister, iffosterssince childhood, Oh, is not right, ifholds the thighsince childhood, perhapshas mixedenjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water.
这么好的姐姐,如果从小养成,哦,不对,如果从小就抱大腿的话,说不定早就混得风生水起了。However......
不过……„The self-respect of youngboy.”
“小男孩的自尊啊。”Lu Mingis filled with emotion.陆鸣感慨万千。Obviously.
显然。young Lu Mingdiedunderownself-respect.小陆鸣死在了自己的自尊下。In fact, even ifhegave the elder sistersor the parentssaysone, matternotlike this, but, wasn't the boy of puberty, so?
事实上,哪怕他给姐姐或者父母说一声,事情也不会这样,不过,青春期的男孩,不都是如此么?Past......
当年的自己……Hey.
嘿。„Alsogood.”
“也挺好的。”Lu Mingthinks.陆鸣想了想。Little fellowsobviouslycontinuouslyinsuffering.
小家伙显然一直都在煎熬。Somesuchelder sisters, it is estimated thatcannot gain groundforever, particularlyhealsoadmiredto the elder sister, thatwas more terrifying, the next generationcould not be on the rise.
有这么一个姐姐,估计永远也抬不起头,尤其是他还对姐姐有所爱慕,那就更恐怖了,下辈子也抬不起头。Walkedwell.
走了也好。However.
不过。Hewalkedactuallyhappily, leaves the trouble of Lu Ming to be big.
他倒是这么痛痛快快的走了,留给陆鸣的麻烦可不小。Lu Mingsets out.陆鸣起身。Shoves open the door of bedroom.
推开卧室的小门。Outsideis the neatcleanroom, the left and rightare the transparentglassdisplay window, somehave never seenmachineplaces above, inneatboxes, isrows of card that is full of the sense of reality.
外面是整洁干净的房间,左右两侧是透明的玻璃橱窗,一些从未见过的仪器摆放在上面,一块块工整的盒子中,是一排排充满质感的卡牌。Clean.
干净。Neat.
整洁。With the behindchaoticbedroomcompletetwoworld.
跟后面乱糟糟的卧室完全两个世界。Obviously.
显然。Thisis the little fellowwith the shop that the lifechanges.
这就是小家伙用命换来的店铺。Gets to the entrance, Lu Mingopens the front door of shop, the brightsunlightshines, the whole world, as ifbecomesinthis momentfresh/live.
走到门口,陆鸣打开店铺的大门,明亮的阳光照射进来,整个世界,似乎在这一刻变得鲜活起来。Building of reaching to the sky.
高耸入云的大厦。Bustlingcrowd.
熙熙攘攘的人群。Driving that the communicationshuttles back and forth.
来往穿梭的行车。In the morningfreshair.
清晨新鲜的空气。Lu Mingdeeptook a deep breath, as ifallworriesdisappeared.陆鸣深深吸一口气,似乎所有烦恼都消失了。This......
这……Ishiscross overworld!
才是他穿越的世界啊!This......
这……Is the opening of hiscross over!
才是他穿越的开局啊!„Thisworld, Icame.”
“这个世界,我来了。”Lu Mingdecideswitha few words, says goodbyeprevious lifeall, greetsthisnewworld-陆鸣决定用一句话,来告别前世的一切,迎接这个新世界-„Hello World!”
“helloworld!”
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