Chapter 977 fire leaves the pen ( 12 ) 第977章火出圈 A big monk of wear yellow buddhist monk's robes holds their palms together, from the crowd, he looked gently to little white, first comes a Amitabha to lead the way, simultaneously indicates the status, then said: „Rope life, how magnificent ; Person monk, so splendid! This young donor is good-hearted, even the wild ape can tame, is willing to listen to your words magnificently, the rope life how.” 一个穿着黄色僧衣的大和尚双手合十,从人群中走了出来,他慈祥地看向小白,先来一句阿弥陀佛开路,同时借此表明身份,然后说道:“绳命,是多么的辉煌;人僧,是如此的精彩！这位小施主心地善良,连泼猴都能驯服,愿意听你的话,绳命是多么的辉煌啊。” little white eyes wink wink, has not understood what is heard this big monk is what meaning. 小白眼睛眨啊眨,没听明白这个大和尚是什么意思。 Suddenly the side broadcasts the voice of happy baby: 忽然身边传来喜娃娃的声音: „Eh meter/rice tofu ~ ~ volume meter/rice tofu ~ ~” “额米豆腐~~额米豆腐~~” Sees only Xier also to hold their palms together decent, the mouth talked over, greeted to the big monk again. 只见喜儿也有模有样地双手合十,嘴里念念叨叨,再向大和尚打招呼呢。 Her conduct, has a scare the big monk, fixes the eyes on looks, is startled, said: „Person monk, so splendid! This young donor and my Buddha are predestined friends, inborn evil root ~ Amitabha!” 她的这副做派,把大和尚吓一跳,定睛一看,大吃一惊,说道:“人僧,是如此的精彩！这位小施主与我佛有缘,天生善根~阿弥陀佛！” Xier holds their palms together, with saying: „Eh meter/rice tofu ~ ~ volume meter/rice tofu, hiahia ~” 喜儿双手合十,跟着说:“额米豆腐~~额米豆腐,hiahia~” She hangs baby Buddha on neck is sparkling, clearly like jade. 她挂在脖子上的宝宝佛闪闪发光,圆润如玉。 Behind hiahia, stretch/open Tan thinks this is the young nun who in Mount Emei in the Buddhist convent runs? 要不是后面这句hiahia,张叹会以为这是不是峨眉山上尼姑庵里跑出来的小尼姑？ He keeps off Xier in hastily behind, cannot make this big monk turn to become monk Xier, Tan Jiner did not spell with him was strange. 他连忙把喜儿挡在身后,可不能让这大和尚把喜儿拐去出家,那谭锦儿不和他拼了才怪。 The big monk as if saw his alert, said: „Donor do not misunderstand, meaning that I please the young donor do not become monk, I feel them to be lovable, card he/she ~ they, has the evil root, has the organ of wisdom, is the world small high-quality goods, is really rare.” 大和尚似乎看出了他的戒备,说道:“施主不要误会,我没有要请小施主出家的意思,我就是觉得她们可爱,卡哇伊~她们,一个有善根,一个有慧根,都是人间小精品,实属难得。” stretch/open Tan: „...... Present Buddhists such moist? The speech is the network terminology.” 张叹:“……现在出家人都这么潮了吗？说话都是网络用语。” The big monk said: „Donor with the monk who the old way of looking at things regards the present age, we also need to keep pace with the times.” 大和尚说道:“施主不要用老眼光看待当代的和尚,我们也需要与时俱进。” stretch/open Tan: „But can the Buddha understand?” 张叹:“但是佛祖能听懂吗？” The big monk said: „Buddha, the askew drop earwax, does not have the possibility of not being able to understand, myriad things all intelligent, some can say, some get an idea, the Buddha are their audience.” 大和尚道:“佛祖,歪歪滴耳屎,不存在听不懂的可能,万物皆有灵性,有的能言,有的意会,佛祖都是他们的听众。” „What? What is the askew drop earwax?” Instead is stretch/open Tan has not understood. “什么？歪歪滴耳屎是什么？”反而是张叹没听懂。 At this time a young man explained: „Askew drop earwax, is yyds, the meaning of forever god, is the newest network terminology.” 这时一个年轻小伙子解释道:“歪歪滴耳屎,就是yyds,永远的神的意思,是最新潮的网络用语。” stretch/open Tan then notices, side this big monk follows a camera, a host takes the microphone, the young people who spoke a moment ago is a host. 张叹这才注意到,这位大和尚身边跟着一架摄影机,还有一位主持人拿着麦克风,刚才说话的年轻人就是主持人。 „Is your is doing?” He asked. “你们这是在干嘛？”他问道。 The host and big monk also spoke. 主持人和大和尚同时说话。 „Records the outdoors variety show.” “录户外综艺节目。” „Brings honor to the Buddhist doctrine.” “弘扬佛法。” The voice falls, two people look at each other one, the big monk said: „Records the outdoors variety show, the goal is to bring honor to the Buddhist doctrine, plays while convenient, relaxes, both do not conflict.” 话音落下,两人对视一眼,大和尚说:“录户外综艺节目,目的是弘扬佛法,顺便玩一下,放松放松,两者不冲突。” A lesser monk caught up, the big monk writes freely, scolds him to eat the popsicle not to have one to him secretly, then introduced to stretch/open Tan: „This is a young apprentice, the silly dull fat circle, seems like the second generation of rich, is actually not, he is fat and lazy, the Buddha will not like his.” 一个小和尚赶了来,大和尚嬉笑怒骂,骂他偷偷去吃雪糕却不给他带一根,然后给张叹介绍:“这是小徒,傻呆肥圆,看起来像富二代,其实不是,他就是胖和懒,佛祖是不会喜欢他的。” Lesser monk probably 8 or 9-year-old appearance, fair and clear, fat chubby. He is looking to open steadily sighs little white and Xier, particularly Xier, because Xier still holds their palms together, makes the volume meter/rice tofu the appearance. 小和尚大概八九岁的样子,白白净净,胖胖乎乎。他正目不转睛地看着张叹身边的小白和喜儿,尤其是喜儿,因为喜儿依然双手合十,做出额米豆腐的样子。 The lesser monk asked his master low voice: „Master, Master, did you go to the Buddhist convent on mountain? Also asked this young master to descend the mountain.” 小和尚小声问他师父:“师父,师父,你还是去了山上的尼姑庵吗？还请这位小师傅下山了。” The big monk said low voice: „Aiya, on a chapter of television many are not easy, you also stir my bureau! The old buddhist monks my rules and regulations in the body, a finger have stabbed to death you! Starting today, I am not your master, you leave come to be tired of me again.” 大和尚小声说道:“哎呀,上一回电视多不容易啊,你还来搅我的局！老衲我要不是清规戒律在身,早就一指头戳死你啦！从今天开始,我不是你师父,你别再来烦我。” The master and disciple insert funny dialog, another side host is inviting stretch/open Tan to participate in their program records warmly. 师徒俩插科打诨,另一边的主持人则在热情邀请张叹参加他们的节目录制。 He recognized, stretch/open Tan was that stretch/open Tan, in «Rumor» that screened fiery is his work, at the premiere has watched his picture. 他认出来了,张叹是那个张叹,正在火热上映的《风声》就是他的作品,首映礼上看过他的照片。 stretch/open Tan turns down, they must climb mountains to play. 张叹婉拒,他们还要上山游玩呢。 The host backs off, invites little white and Xier attended the program, and said: „How long does not want, spoke, chatted casually, with extending fresh master together.” 主持人退而求其次,邀请小白和喜儿参加节目,并说:“不要多久的,就说说话,随便聊聊天,和延生法师一起。” He looks to Xier, said: „I thought that this youngest sister and Buddha are predestined friends, in the volume meter/rice tofu, meeting by chance is the reason, lets her and extends the fresh master to chat! Our programs is a grade of environmental protection publicity program, to protect the natural scenery of Mount Emei......” 他看向喜儿,说道:“我看这位小妹妹与佛有缘,一直在额米豆腐,相逢便是缘,让她和延生法师聊聊天吧！我们的节目是一档环保宣传节目,为的是保护峨眉山的自然风景……” stretch/open Tan seeks everyone's opinion, finally agreed that arrives under a Dasongshu to sit down, before the stone table, sat four people, one is to extend the fresh master, one is stretch/open Tan, another two are little white and Xier. 张叹寻求大家的意见,最后同意了,来到一棵大松树下坐下,石桌前坐了四个人,一个是延生法师,一个是张叹,另外两个是小白和喜儿。 The camera is photographing to them. 摄像机对着他们在拍摄。 Extended the fresh master saying: „Us law.” 延生法师说:“我们来讲法吧。” stretch/open Tan opens mouth, wants to say anything, but looks to little white and Xier, two children have nodded. 张叹张张嘴,想说什么,但是看向小白和喜儿,两个小朋友已经点头了。 His anything had not said simply, oh, he knows nothing to the Buddhist doctrine. 他干脆就什么都没说,唉,他对佛法一窍不通啊。 Perhaps...... he looks to Xier, perhaps the happy baby can speak anything, this is not continuously in the volume meter/rice tofu. 或许……他看向喜儿,或许喜娃娃能讲点什么,这不是一直在额米豆腐吗。 Extends the fresh master to praise little white and Xier moe, stretch/open Tan said: „You also moe very much.” 延生法师夸小白和喜儿萌,张叹说:“你也很萌。” Extended the fresh master to nod with a smile, approved this point, and said: „Everyone moe together, really moe.” 延生法师笑着点点头,认可了这一点,并说:“大家一起萌,才是真的萌。” stretch/open Tan: „What law does master want to speak with us today?” 张叹:“法师今天要和我们讲什么法？” ...... …… stretch/open Tan has not thought, oneself leads the family member to come to Mount Emei to play, will bump into unexpectedly an environmental protection publicity program of grade of regional station, and leads little white and Xier together. 张叹没想到,自己带着家人来峨眉山游玩,竟然会误打误撞上了一档地方台的环保宣传节目,并且是带着小白和喜儿一起。 With the little friend with the frame, contributed for the first time here. 第一次和小朋友同框,就在这里贡献出去了。 After little white and Xier record the program, happily, discussed very much excitedly, said that must telephone to the pomegranate pomegranate, told her, they were publicized on TV. 小白和喜儿录完节目后很高兴,兴奋地商量,说要打电话给榴榴,告诉她,她们上了电视。 stretch/open Tan gave a pretext the signal on mountain was not good, when returned to the hotel then made this phone call. 张叹借口说山上的信号不好,等回酒店了再打这个电话吧。 He sends to hope that two people returned to the hotel to forget to telephone this matter, in order to avoid the pomegranate created the huge psychological trauma to the pomegranate, thus further pestered him. 他寄希望两人回到酒店就忘了打电话这事,以免给榴榴造成巨大的心理创伤,从而进一步纠缠他。 Even if little white and Xier returned to the hotel still not to forget that also always telephones compared with the present, at least can make the pomegranate pomegranate merry for several hours. 哪怕小白和喜儿回到了酒店依然没有忘记,那也总比现在打电话好,起码可以让榴榴多快活几个小时。 After extending the fresh master said goodbye, they continue toward the mountain going forward line. 和延生法师告别后,他们继续往山上前行。 They do not know that this grade of program broadcast in that night, place entirely succeed stage. 他们不知道的,这档节目在当天晚上就播出了,地方成都台。 The program once were broadcast, exceeds the anticipation, the echo is very good. 节目一经播出,超出预期,反响特别好。 Host, is gets a sudden inspiration to invite that stretch/open Tan attended the program, was saying to the producer: „stretch/open Tan the rallying point is so strong, he now is really hot, but beams with joy for five minutes in our program, the viewing ratio promoted more than one point, the influence of good terrifying, was good because of me recognized him at that time promptly, and persisted in inviting him, otherwise missed was a pity.” 主持人,也就是灵机一动邀请张叹参加节目的那位,在对制片人说:“张叹的号召力这么强,他现在是真火啊,只是在我们节目里露脸五分钟,收视率就提升了一个多点,好恐怖的影响力,好在当时我及时认出了他,并且坚持邀请他,要不然错过了多可惜啊。” The movie-making nod affirmed that his merit, said that must ask higher authorities to him. 制片点头肯定他的功劳,说要给他请功。 The program directed came at this time the report: „Many audience make the phone call, inquired that who that moe moe's master and that two moe moe's girl is, can give an introduction? The movie-making, how do we want to reply? Unifies?” 节目编导这时候过来汇报:“好多观众打来电话,询问那位萌萌的法师和那两个萌萌的女孩子是谁,能不能给个介绍？制片,我们要怎么回答？是不是统一一下？” Extended the fresh master fire, because his sprouting/moe word sprouted the language. 延生法师火了,因为他的萌言萌语。 little white and Xier were also hot, because they were the synonyms that sprouted. 小白和喜儿也火了,因为她们就是萌的代名词。 Three moe moe dá the person, sits under Dasongshu chats the Buddhist doctrine, this sprouted very much, for a while had/left the circle unexpectedly hot, the talk show video spread in the network widely. 三个萌萌哒的人,坐在大松树下聊佛法,这一幕本来就很萌,一时竟然火出了圈,访谈节目视频在网络上广为流传。 Naturally also some people recognized chatted the Buddhist doctrine had four people, the fourth person was screenwriter stretch/open Tan, but, that was the small interlude, did not affect the general situation. 当然也有人认出了聊佛法的有四个人,第四个人是编剧张叹,不过,那都是小插曲啦,不影响大局。 Then some people blew out little white and Xier overpower the video of Mount Emei wild ape, initially many people patted the video with the cell phone, is borrowing the east wind, put the video. 接着有人爆出了小白和喜儿制服峨眉山泼猴的视频,当初有不少人用手机拍了视频,借着东风,把视频放了出来。 Xier „volume meter/rice tofu” became the network moist language, little white was talked into by the netizens is Druid incarnation, the monkeys submits to automatically under her aura. 喜儿的“额米豆腐”成了网络潮语,小白则被网友们说成是德鲁伊化身,猴子们自动臣服在她的气息下。