Chapter 832insufficientlyintelligent ( 13 )
第832章自己不够聪明stretch/openTancannotcarry offlittlewhitebaby shoefinally, the milletandXierholds onhernot to let, makinghimseem like the robber, isEvil Dragon that seizes the littleprincess, is shouted to be defeatedby the tiny tots.
张叹最终没能带走小白童鞋,小米和喜儿拉住她不让走,让他看起来像是强盗,是强抢小公主的恶龙,被小不点们嚷嚷要打败。stretch/openTanwas defeated, decidesfirstto remove, tellslittlewhite, hecrosses for a halfhourto meetheragain.
张叹被打败了,决定先撤,告诉小白,他再过半个小时来接她。
In goes home, does not haveafter a while, stretch/openTanhears the living roomto transmitxixisususuddenly the sound, comes outto lookfrom the bedroom,sees onlylittlewhitebaby shoeto siton the sofa, the swayingsmallfoot, is holding the cloth doll, visitshimto smile, „Icome backto discuss~”
回到家里,没过了一会儿,张叹忽然听到客厅传来窸窸窣窣的声音,从卧室出来一看,只见小白童鞋坐在沙发上,晃晃荡荡小脚丫子,抱着布娃娃,看着他笑,“我回来唠~”stretch/openTansaid with a smile: „Iwas planning that looks foryou.”
张叹笑道:“我正打算去找你呢。”Slightlyspoke in vain: „Milletandhappybabieswalkto discuss, Icome backto discuss.”
小白说:“小米和喜娃娃都走唠,我就回来唠。”„Youincourtyardshouted that I, Itakeyouto go upstairs, dark, aren't youafraid?”
“你在院子里喊我一声,我接你上楼,黑乎乎的,你不害怕呀?”„Houhumphhumph, thisismystrong pointsai.”
“嚯嚯嚯,这是我的强项噻。”At oncelittlewhitealsosays,shouted the horse the orchidblossoms, the lamplampshone.
旋即小白又说,喊马兰花开花,灯灯就都亮了。„You can also shout.”
“你也可以喊哦。”stretch/openTansaid: „Idid not shout, ifyouraunthears, will askyouto do accounts.”
张叹说:“我才不喊,你舅妈要是听到,会找你算账的。”„Houhumphhumph, deceives the childpaper, the auntis taking care oflittlewhite, will not come tohere.”
“嚯嚯嚯,骗小孩纸哟,舅妈在照顾小小白呢,才不会来这里。”„Yousithere, Igiveyouto carry the hot water, washes the facewashing the feet.”
“你坐这里,我去给你端热水来,洗脸洗脚。”stretch/openTanturns aroundto go to the kitchen, hearshearssound of footstepsgentlybehind, thensawlittlewhitewith.
张叹转身去厨房,听到身后传来轻轻的脚步声,回头看到小白跟来了。„Bossstretch/open, yourwashing the facefaceandjiojio?”
“张老板,你洗脸脸和jiojio了吗?”„Washed.”
“洗了啊。”„lang does want the washing the facefaceandjiojio?”
“啷个要洗脸脸和jiojio呢?”„Mustpay attention to hygiene.”
“要讲卫生嘛。”„Why does healthneedto say? Don't weclean?”
“卫生为啥子要讲咧?我们不打扫吗?”„......”
“……”
......
……„Do not kickwater, honest.”
“别踢水哈,老实点。”stretch/openTanurgedlittlewhitewashed footdoes not wantcrash-bang the water, splashedto the flooron.
张叹叮嘱小白洗脚的时候不要哗啦水,都溅到地板上了。„Houhumphhumph, fine~”
“嚯嚯嚯,要得~”stretch/openTandungets down, helpinglittlewhitepinchfootwashing the feet. littlewhitedoes not letfrom the beginning, butcannot stand up tostretch/openTan the request.
张叹蹲下来,帮小白捏脚洗脚。小白一开始不让,但是经不住张叹的要求。Hersmall feetlooks liketwosmallsteamed buns, the meatmeat.
她的小脚像两只小馒头,肉肉的,小小的。Hertrulyputting on weightmeat, not onlymanifestson the cheek, smallfootalsomeat.
她确实长肉肉了,不仅体现在脸蛋上,小脚丫子也肉乎了。Naturally, andtoot toot„is very thinner than”itpomegranatepomegranate, butshouldbe fatter than Xier.
当然,比之榴榴和嘟嘟还是“很瘦”的,但比喜儿应该胖了一些。„Comfortable?”stretch/openTanluhas the sleevepinchesfootwashing the feettolittlewhite, whileasked.
“舒服吗?”张叹撸起袖子一边给小白捏脚洗脚,一边问。littlewhitenarrowed the eye saying: „close tois suitable~ ~”
小白眯着眼睛说:“巴适~~”„Youwere upon the jumpfor these days, the smallfootwill be definitely tired, must therefore soak the hot water, pinches, sucheveningwill sleepwill be more comfortable, right, canbe big a strength?”stretch/openTanasked.
“你这几天跑来跑去的,小脚丫子肯定会累的,所以要泡一下热水,捏一捏,这样晚上睡觉会更舒服,对了,要不要再大一点力气?”张叹问。„You, youpinchedmyjiojionotbadly~”littlewhitebaby shoespeechtime, honk the mouth, is a little acting like a spoiled bratslightly.
“你,你莫把我的jiojio捏坏了哟~”小白童鞋说话的时候,微微嘟嘴,有点在撒娇了。„I, will not pinchgentlybadly, Imaynot give up.”
“我就轻轻的,不会捏坏了的,我可舍不得。”„Houhumphhumph~ ~ ~”
“嚯嚯嚯~~~”
When stretch/openTandunon the groundlittlewhitepinches the foot, littlewhiteonce for a whilesecretlylooks athistwoeyes, the eyechaoticrevolutions, on the faceruddy, in the eye the belt/bringsmiles.
张叹蹲在地上给小白捏脚时,小白时不时偷瞄他两眼,眼睛乱转,脸上红扑扑的,眼睛里带笑。„...... Haven't yourhow manydaysgoneto seeyouruncle? For a long time?”
“……你几天没去看你舅舅了?好久了吧?”littlewhitethinks,could not think, too happy to think of home and duty.
小白想了想,想不起来了,乐不思蜀。„Was too long, tomorrowwehave a look athim.”
“太久了,明天我们去看看他。”„Myunclelang?”
“我舅舅啷个了?”littlewhiteis a little anxious, can it be thatto have the serious illness.
小白有点紧张,莫不是生了重病叭。Is goodtellsherbecause ofstretch/openTan, Bai Jianpingis very healthy, has not beenpuresees.
好在张叹告诉她,白建平身体很好,没怎么,就是单纯的去看望。littlewhitenodsobediently: „Ilistenyour~”
小白乖乖地点头:“我听你的嘛~”stretch/openTansaid with a smile: „Was so clever?”
张叹笑道:“这么乖了呀?”
A smallwhite spotsmallhead, the chickenpeckingmeter/rice, „mylittle darling, Iam a goodbaby.”
小白点点小脑袋,小鸡啄米,“我乖乖的,我是个好娃娃。”Howeverpassed the little while, oneselfaskeddisturbedly,shewastoomischievous?
但是过了会儿,自己忐忑地问,她是不是太调皮了?stretch/openTansaid: „No, youare not mischievous, youhave calculated that was very clever. Pomegranatepomegranateandtoot tootsuchcalledmischievously, youdid not call.”
张叹说:“没有啊,你才不调皮,你已经算很乖了。榴榴和嘟嘟那样的才叫调皮,你不叫。”„What did Icall?”
“那我叫啥子?”„Youcalled to play all the time.”
“你叫贪玩。”„~ ~ ~Iam mischievous~”
“啊~~~我还是调皮叭~”Might as wellmischievous.
还不如调皮呢。littlewhitetrulyis a goodbaby, washed the foot, insisted that wantedto go to the pailto pour water, but alsotook the place that the mopwas washing foota moment agoto tow. Wholetheron the watersplashingfloor.
小白确实是个好娃娃,洗完了脚,坚持要自己去提桶倒水,还拿着拖把来刚才洗脚的地方拖地。谁让她把水溅地板上了呢。stretch/openTanzhandoes not have the gives a handin the one side, whenshefinished, leadsherto return to the bedroomto sleep.
张叹站在一旁没有搭手,等她忙完了,才带她回卧室睡觉。littlewhiteis lying downon the smallbed, is flashing the bigeye, seesstretch/openTannot to walk, askedcuriously: „Doesn't Bossstretch/openyourlangrestto consider?”
小白躺着小床上,扑闪着大眼睛,见张叹还不走,好奇地问:“张老板你啷个不去睡告告咧?”stretch/openTanasked: „Before wantingmeto sayrests, story?”
张叹问:“要我讲睡前故事吗?”littlewhiteshut out said that he saidwas not of pleasant to hear.
小白嫌弃地说他讲的不好听。stretch/openTan: „Istudied the newstory.”
张叹:“我学了新的故事。”littlewhiteheesmiles, suddenlyshrinksin the quilt, only the bigeyerevealoutside the quilt, looks at that stretch/openTansaid: „Bossstretch/open, jiojiois quite comfortable~~ ~Imustrestto consider.”
小白嘻嘻笑,忽然缩进被子里,只把大眼睛露在被子外,看着张叹说:“张老板,jiojio好舒服哟~嗷呜~~我要睡告告啦。”Startedto have the yawn, the bigeyenarrowed the eyesnarrows the eyes, the eyelidstartedto fightup and down.
开始打哈欠了,大眼睛眯啊眯,眼皮开始上下打架。„Good, yousleep.”
“好吧,那你睡觉吧。”„Good nightBossstretch/open~”littlewhitestrongsupportsopeningsighsgood night.
“晚安张老板~”小白强撑着给张叹道晚安。„Good nightlittle friend~”
“晚安小朋友~”„Good nightbigbasinfriend~hee~”
“晚安大盆友~嘻~”Openssighsgoes out, the pass/testlights a lamp, aboutvisiting, in the roomresoundscalled the chickentoot toot the sound, the weatherwarms up, theyappeared.
张叹出门,关上灯,合上门,屋子里响起叫鸡子的嘟嘟声,天气一转暖,它们就出现了。Bai Jianping who heandlittlewhitekeeps thinking about, has not sleptat this moment, originallyis watching the television, in the evening the news, the concern about state affairs, understands the international situation, is goodto direct the landscape, but a telephonehisstriking backoriginal form.
他和小白惦记的白建平,此刻也没有睡觉,本来在看电视,晚间新闻,关心国家大事,了解国际形势,好指点江山,但是一个电话把他打回原形。
The horseorchidangrily roarsin the telephone, said that mustextinguishhim.
久违的马兰花在电话里怒吼,说要灭了他。Bai Jianpingis bewildered, does not know where provokedthismaster, zhang (3.33 m)twomonkscannot feel the mind. Butheknows how at this timeshoulddo, did not speak! Howwhatever the horseorchidangrily roarshowteacheshim, hedid not speak, preparationand otherthisair/Qi in the past, askswhat's the matter.
白建平莫名其妙,不知道哪里惹恼了这位爷,丈二和尚摸不着头脑。但他知道这时候该怎么做,不吭声!任凭马兰花怎么怒吼怎么训他,他就是不说话,准备等她这阵气过去之后再问问怎么回事。Passed the little while, the horseorchidtemperamentmany, Bai Jianpingseized the chanceto inquire that what happened, iswherehishas not completed, pleaseindicate clearly.
过了会儿,马兰花脾气好些了,白建平趁机询问发生了什么事情,是不是他哪里没做好,请明示啊。„Yousendmyvideo! Melonbabythat!”
“你发我的视频!瓜娃子那个!”
The horseorchidreceiveslittlewhite who Bai Jianpingsent intodayin the video that littleredhorsesang, thathorseorchidsblossomedquickly, makingherwantto turn the tumblenightto visitlittlewhite.
马兰花今天收到了白建平发来的小白在小红马唱歌的视频,那一声声马兰花快开花,让她想翻个跟斗夜访小白。Speaking ofthis, Bai Jianpingdoes not instigateimmediately, the wordshave, immediatelyinstigates the horseorchidto come, to teachlittlewhitethatmelonbabyquickly, has not come to seeherfor a long time!
说到这个,白建平立刻就不怂了,话有多了,立刻怂恿马兰花快来,教训小白那个瓜娃子,都好久没来看她了!Helooks atheron own initiative, shealsolooks cold and indifferent, as ifhecould not climb uphigh, the unclecanendure the auntto endure.
他主动去看她,她还爱答不理的,似乎他高攀不上了,舅舅可以忍舅妈不可以忍。
The horseorchidquiteapproves, butat once a way of speakingrevolution, scoldedBai Jianping, said that hejumped the squareto dance!
马兰花颇为认可,但是旋即口锋一转,又把白建平骂了一顿,说他是不是又去跳广场舞了!
The horseorchidscoldedBai Jianpingshowhold/containerJinto be full, dailyworked overtime is so late, but also was strongto dance! Simplyis not a person.
马兰花骂白建平骚包劲十足,天天加班回来那么晚,还有劲去跳舞!简直不是人。Bai Jianpingnotagreesacknowledged certainly,talked straight and franklyto sayhimnot to have, hewas not, do not speak irresponsibly.
白建平当然不肯承认,指天画地说他没有,他不是,别乱说。„Invideo that yousend, oldLiaskedyou, yousaidmomentarily, the fathersheardto discuss, gruff!” The horseorchidsaid.
“你发来的视频里,老李问你,你说随时可以,老子都听到唠,憨憨儿!”马兰花说道。Bai Jianpingstiff, reallyhas such a dialogue, buthisdeadduckis obstinate argumentative, thinkssubjectively the horseorchidis cheatinghim, heis unwarrantable.
白建平僵硬了一下,确实有这么一段对话,但是他死鸭子嘴硬,主观认为马兰花在诈他,他不能承认。
The horseorchidone after anothersneers, made the telephone calldirectly.
马兰花一连串冷笑,直接挂了电话。Alsodoes not know that what is this.
也不知道这是什么意思。Bai Jianpingaskshimto issue the video of nagimmediately, littlewhiteis singing, the horseorchidis blossoming, videolast, hearrivesgrandly, oldLiasked when hehas free timeto dance the squaredance, hisshowshowsaidmomentarily.
白建平立即找来他发给老马的视频,小白在唱歌,马兰花在开花,视频最后一段,他隆重登场,老李问他什么时候有空去跳广场舞,他骚骚地说随时都可以。Bai Jianping: „......”
白建平:“……”Notch!
哦豁!At this moment, hethought that oneself is not very a little intelligent! Originallyframesmelonbabylittlewhite, finallybuiltoneself!
这一刻,他觉得自己有点不够聪明!本是陷害瓜娃子小白的,结果把自己搭进去了!PS: Asked the monthly ticket
PS:求月票
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