„This is the rent agreement, you look.” “这是租房协议,你看一下。” The landlords gave Tan Jiner the agreement, Tan Jiner turned to the last page of agreement directly, saw the initial signature with the hand imprint, determined that this was initial that. 房东把协议给了谭锦儿,谭锦儿直接翻到协议的最后一页,见到当初的签名和手印,确定这是当初的那一份。 In the agreement writes is detaining three one, Tan Jiner detained three months of house rent. 协议上写着押三付一,谭锦儿押了三个月的房租。 Initially when she just rented a room, without so much money paid the deposit, reached an agreement with the landlord, the landlord agreed to extend a time limit some time, otherwise this house could not rent. 当初她刚租房时,没有这么多钱交押金,和房东商量好,房东同意宽限一段时间,不然这房子租不起。 The landlord is the southerner, the body quantity is very high, 180 m big high, a Zhang Guozi face, a straight, fresh good leather bag. 房东是南方人,身量很高,180m的大高个,一张国字脸,端端正正,生的一副好皮囊。 Tan Jiner lived here for several years, more or less heard that gives up for adoption the eastern some hearsay. It is said that he once liked a here lessee, that person of girl who is a north comes, is a university student, after graduating, arrives at the Pujiang wanderer long, the person also looks good. A person alone in the metropolis, runs into landlord such man to inquire after the well being, fell in love, good some time, was discovered by the wife of landlord, hit is very miserable, drives out. The girl family's thing has not tidied up, goes out had not come back again. 谭锦儿在这里住了几年,或多或少听说过房东的一些传闻。据说他曾经喜欢上了一位这里的租客,那人是个北方来的女孩子,还是个大学生,毕业后来到浦江闯荡,人长的也蛮好看。一个人孤零零的在大都市,遇到房东这样的男人嘘寒问暖,就爱上了,好了一段时间,被房东的老婆发现,打的很惨,赶了出去。那女孩家里的东西都没收拾,出了门就再没回来过。 Once, the landlord and his wife are big in the middle of the night, listens from the content of quarrelling, landlord and that girl old feelings remain after a severed relationship. She cursed that the landlord is the overflowing sentiment seed, before without marriage, is good with others' wife, she spends to level, had been broken the leg. This thought to change, has not thought that the dog cannot change to eat the excrement. 有一次,房东和他老婆深更半夜大吵,从吵架的内容里听出,房东和那女孩藕断丝连。她大骂房东是颗滥情种子,没结婚前就和别人的老婆好,要不是她花钱摆平,早就被人打断了腿。本以为改了,没想到还是狗改不了吃屎。 Landlord long big, but the manner is timid, several years get down somewhat are gradually humpbacked, the look looked that the person always dodges. His wife is very strong, is a diminutive dry woman, the mouth is very fierce, must manage unforgiving, often quarrelled with the lessee. 房东长的高高大大,但是为人唯唯诺诺,几年下来渐渐有些驼背,眼神看人总是闪躲。他老婆很强势,是个矮小干巴巴的女人,嘴巴很厉害,得理不饶人,经常和租客吵架。 Tan Jiner confirmed the agreement, said: „Detained three months of house rent, buckles from this inside, remaining you look to me.” 谭锦儿确认了协议,说道:“押了三个月的房租,就从这里面扣吧,剩下的你找给我。” „Also ok.” The landlords said, calculated quickly, must look to the Tan Jiner 3518 dollars, „account transfer.” “也行。”房东说道,很快算好了,要找给谭锦儿3518块钱,“转账吧。” „You have my WeChat.” “您有我微信吧。” „I look , has.” “我找找,哦,有。” At this time the entrance heard a female voice. 这时门口传来一个女声。 „Brocade can walk aiyu?” “哎呦锦儿要走了啊？” What coming is the landlord wife, a thin and small dry woman, but in this small body ability greatly. Xier sees her, moved the footsteps toward brocade/bright subconsciously behind, on the face feared. 进来的是房东老婆,一个瘦瘦小小干巴巴的女人,但是这小身躯里能耐大着呢。喜儿看到她,下意识地往锦儿身后挪了挪脚步,脸上怕怕的。 „Proprietress comes.” Tan Jiner said, „I look to work place nearer house.” “老板娘来啦。”谭锦儿笑着说,“我找个离工作的地方更近的房子。” „Makes money, I know that brocade you are diligent, is not these country bumpkins can compare. Then, I really do not hate you to walk, you look in this family/home, the cleaned cleanness, likes your lessee, making one be free from worry.” “是赚到钱了吧,我就知道锦儿你勤快聪明,不是那些乡巴佬能比的。说起来,我真舍不得你走,你看这家里,打扫的干干净净,就喜欢你这种租客,让人省心。” The proprietresses are saying, sees the landlord still to transfer accounts, scolds: „Anxious anything! Hasn't seen me with the brocade speech?” 老板娘说着,见房东还在转账,骂道:“急什么！没见我在和锦儿说话？” She walks to have a look in the living room everywhere, suddenly pointed at wall one saying: „Other place is clean, how did here draw at sixes and sevens so many?” 她在客厅里到处走走看看,忽然指着墙壁一处说:“别的地方都干干净净,就这里怎么画了这么多乱七八糟的？” Has not waited for Tan Jiner to speak, she pointed at the window saying: „I remember that the window is the peach wooden color, how to paint the yellow?” 没等谭锦儿说话,她又指着窗户说:“我记得窗户是桃木色的,怎么刷成了黄色？” „Here, the corner/horn of this floor was broken.” “还有这里,这块地板的角碎了。” „Oh, what's all this about? On the sofa so many apply apply paint pictures, Xier, you do?” “哎哟,这是怎么回事？沙发上这么多涂涂画画的,喜儿,你干的吧？” Xier shakes the head hastily, does not dare to speak. 喜儿连忙摇头,都不敢说话呢。 Tan Jiner said draws does not stay behind carefully, does not intend. 谭锦儿解释说画画的时候不小心留下的,不是有意的。 The landlords also said that these issues are not big, at once one is cussed out by the proprietress, pointing at the nose was saying that he keeps thinking about the little misses, what goods also does not look in a mirror to have a look at oneself, others brocade will have a liking for him?...... 房东也说这些问题不大,旋即被老板娘一顿臭骂,指着鼻子说他是不是惦记人家小姑娘,也不照照镜子看看自己什么货色,人家锦儿会看上他？…… What although scolded was a landlord, but was red the Tan Jiner bashful face. 虽然骂的是房东,但把谭锦儿臊的脸都红了。 Ding Jiamin sees that said: „Good, speaking so should not be coarse, he is your husband, how you scolded me unable to manage, but brocade was not your family's anyone, speech limelight!” 丁佳敏见状,说道:“好啦,说话别这么难听,他是你老公,你怎么骂我管不着,但锦儿不是你家的谁,说话注意点！” „Yo, this, brocade, the house rents to you to live to your two sisters, had not said can also make others come, in this case, the house rent must rise, two people live with three people live, the house rent is different.” “哟,这位谁啊,锦儿,房子租给你是给你们姐妹俩住的,可没说还可以让别人进来住,如果这样的话,房租要涨,两个人住和三个人住,房租不一样。” Ding Jiamin: „I am the brocade friend, today her family/home is a guest, I continuously here, you leave label randomly, how? Hasn't permitted the friend fleeing gate?” 丁佳敏:“我是锦儿的朋友,今天来她家做客,我不住这里,你别乱扣帽子,怎么？还不准朋友窜门？” The proprietresses came the spirit, Tan Jiner keeps off before Ding Jiamin body hastily, said to her with a smile: „Did proprietress, what to do you say must?” 老板娘来了精神,谭锦儿连忙挡在丁佳敏身前,笑着对她说:“老板娘,那你说要怎么办吧？” The proprietresses had not replied, but continues to transfer the revolutions to have a look at home, but also goes into the room to examine, even under the bed looked, finally said that must buckle one month of house rent. 老板娘没有回答,而是继续在家里转转看看,还跑到房间里查看,甚至床底下都看,最后说必须扣一个月的房租。 Tan Jiner just about to clenches teeth should under. She knows that proprietress very hard to deal with, can pester one with all her day, does not reach the goal not to give up. 谭锦儿刚要咬牙应下。她知道老板娘非常的难缠,可以和她纠缠一整天,不达目的不罢休。 Here lessee comes and goes, was deducted the deposit the population unable to count by various reasons by the proprietress, she has not thought can be exceptional. 这里的租客来来往往,被老板娘以各种理由扣掉押金的人数都数不过来,她没想过自己能例外。 However, the proprietress appetite is very big, takes the lease not to arrive for the reason, must deduct the entire deposit, eats tiny bit of mouth not to plan to spit. 但是,老板娘胃口很大,又以租期没到为理由,要把整个押金都扣掉,吃到嘴里的一分一毫都不打算吐出来。 Tan Jiner thinks will be buckled the deposit, but without thinking of meeting one point or, she, although was promoted raised in salary, but gained was the laborious money, was not the gale blows, the deposit that oneself paid how can throw away carelessly. 谭锦儿想到了会被扣押金,但没想到会一分都要不到,她虽然升职加薪了,但赚的都是辛苦钱,不是大风刮来的,自己垫付的押金怎么能就这么打水漂。 She and proprietress reasons with, the person but who reasons with feared the person who rascal, the proprietress stated categorically in the family/home has to damage and lease has not arrived at two reasons, planned that the one cent does not give. 她和老板娘讲理,但讲理的人怕无赖的人,老板娘一口咬定家里有损坏和租期未到两个理由,打算一分钱都不给。 „You act perversely.” Ding Jiamin said. “你这是耍无赖。”丁佳敏说道。 Tan Jiner was too gentle, will not curse at people, ominous, reasons with the proprietress says completely does not pass, extreme danger. 谭锦儿太温柔了,不会骂人,也凶不起来,和老板娘讲理完全讲不通,羊入虎口。 Proprietresses: „Whose did you say rascal???! Who yeah you, I and brocade discussed place that something you interrupted?? You go out!” 老板娘:“你说谁无赖？？？！哎你谁啊,我和锦儿谈事情有你插嘴的地方吗？？你出去！” In Ding Jiamin imposing manner 1 was not weak, points at out of the door to say loudly: „You go out! Here is Tan Jiner family/home, she has not made you come, you cannot come, go out!” 丁佳敏气势上一点不弱,指着门外大声说:“你出去！这里是谭锦儿的家,她没让你进来,你就不能进来,出去！” „You, you......” “你,你……” „Your what you?!! You want to say that this house is your? Are you authorized dull here? Visits you are a legally illiterate, this house is Tan Jiner rents, is her family/home, do you rush in her family/home to violate the law, do believe me to break to throw your leg?” “你什么你？！！你是不是想说这房子是你的？你有权呆在这里？一看你就是法盲,这房子是谭锦儿租的,是她的家,你闯进她家就是犯法,信不信我把你腿打断扔出去？” Her imposing manner was too full, dumbfounded that the proprietress said that her husband mew mew fell back on outside quietly, a foot stood in the corridor, a foot stepped in the goal-line. 她气势太足了,把老板娘说的一愣一愣,她老公更是悄咪咪地退到了外面,一只脚站在走廊,一只脚踩在门线上。 The proprietresses stared east a camera oculi wickedly, at once is unruly to Ding Jiamin, going smoothly everywhere that this move of she uses, but meets the ruthless stubble today, Ding Jiamin really dares to begin, her hand after the gate extends, when appears again in the hand were many a small water gun, aims at the face of proprietress: „Goes out” 老板娘恶狠狠地瞪了一眼房东,旋即向丁佳敏撒泼,这招她用的无往不利,但今天遇到了狠茬,丁佳敏是真的敢动手,她手往门后一伸,再出现时手里多了一把小水枪,对准老板娘的脸:“出去” Proprietresses: „......” 老板娘:“……” Xier stares the big eye, that is her small water gun! 喜儿瞪大眼睛,那,那是她的小水枪！ She has not put the water. 她没装水。 Nearby millet looks at Ding Jiamin with the look of worship, Elder Sister Xiaomin is really imposing. 一旁的小米用崇拜的眼神看着丁佳敏,小敏姐姐真威风。 „Do you want to do? Do not act unreasonably” “你要干嘛？你别乱来” The proprietress imposing manner was weak, fell back on out of the door flustered, as if immediately found the security sense, forks the waist to be angry, but she is angry does not dare to commit a footfault. 老板娘气势弱了,慌慌张张地退到了门外,仿佛立刻又找到了安全感,叉腰大怒,但她再愤怒也不敢过线。 Ding Jiamin said unemotionally: „Drew back the deposit completely.” 丁佳敏面无表情地说:“把押金全部退了。” „You have a dream! Destroys my thing also to ask for money! Has a dream, you must lose money! I must report to the police, catch you!!” “你做梦！破坏我的东西还想要钱！做梦去吧,你们要赔钱！我要报警,抓你们！！” Ding Jiamin crosses her, looked that said to the landlord: „Draws back the deposit to brocade.” 丁佳敏越过她,看向房东说:“把押金退给锦儿。” The boss is timid, lowers the head to avoid Ding Jiamin look, does not dare to refund. 老板唯唯诺诺,低头避开丁佳敏的眼神,不敢退钱。 The proprietresses shouted to shout: „Asks for money not to have , you want my life awfully, warning! We reported to the police, you threatened me a moment ago, but also is pointing at me with the spear/gun, I felt that the life was threatened, am I dying?” 老板娘嚷嚷道:“要钱没有,要命一条,你来要我的命吧,报警！我们报警,你刚才威胁我,还拿枪指着我,我感到生命受了威胁,我是不是要死了？” Ding Jiamin said: „You reported to the police.” 丁佳敏说:“那你报警吧。” „I really reported to the police.” The proprietresses put out the cell phone, threatens Ding Jiamin, does to Ding Jiamin not only not to fear, but also encourages her to report to the police, then she really reported to the police, made the telephone call, makes Dean good complacently just wait. “我真的报警啦。”老板娘拿出手机,威胁丁佳敏,奈何丁佳敏不仅不怕,还鼓励她报警,然后她真的报警了,挂了电话,得意洋洋地让丁佳敏等着吧。 The next second, Ding Jiamin cell phone made a sound, after the connection, said several words, un un, hung, said to the proprietress: Police who „you reported? I answered alarm, what matter has? Said.” 下一秒,丁佳敏的手机响了,接通后说了几句话,嗯嗯哦哦,挂了,对老板娘说:“你报的警？我接警了,有什么事？说吧。” „I...... am not, I......” proprietress people were silly, the good long time to respond, „you, your police?” “我……不是,我……”老板娘人都傻了,好半晌反应过来,“你,你警察啊？” Ding Jiamin: „Not? I exactly am police, I manage your communities exactly, looks at you to report to the police the report, thanked you to the approval that I worked, having needs to help?” 丁佳敏:“可不是吗？我恰好是警察,我又恰好管你们这个小区,瞧你报警报的,感谢你对我工作的认可,有需要帮忙的吗？” This also reported what police, the proprietress shook the head, said that must remove the police, a moment ago was spur-of-the-moment. 这还报什么警啊,老板娘摇头,说要撤警,刚才是一时冲动。 Ding Jiamin: „Ok, I agreed.” 丁佳敏:“行,我同意了。” The proprietresses have not thought that Ding Jiamin easily lets off her, wants to slide, actually listened to Ding Jiamin to say to Tan Jiner: „Brocade, quick warning.” 老板娘没想到丁佳敏这么轻易放过她,想溜,却听丁佳敏对谭锦儿说:“锦儿,快报警。” Tan Jiner responded rapidly, raised the hand with a laugh. 谭锦儿反应迅速,笑呵呵地举起手。 „I reported to the police.” “我报警。” Ding Jiamin said to Xier and Xiaomi: „You? Can raise your small hand hands?” 丁佳敏对喜儿和小米说:“你们呢？要不要举起你们的小手手？” Xier is ignorant, followed to hold up the small hand grinningly: „Xier also reported to the police.” 喜儿懵懵的,笑嘻嘻地跟着举起了小手:“喜儿也报警。” The millet also holds up the small hand, she must report to the police. 小米也举起小手,她也要报警。 Good, here has three people to report to the police, the proprietress could not get away. 好啦,这里有三个人报警,老板娘走不了了。 When Ding Jiamin looks to the landlord, the landlord must raise hand subconsciously, at once thinks own standpoint, puts down hastily. 当丁佳敏看向房东时,房东下意识地也要举手,旋即想到自己的立场,连忙放下。 „Comes, we chat.” Ding Jiamin said to the proprietress. “过来,我们聊聊。”丁佳敏对老板娘说道。 The proprietresses are also the ruthless roles, let loose simply said: „Comes to come, how? Are you police are great? Tan Jiner destroyed my thing, the house rent agreement has not expired, writes sureproof, must draw back the house rent, lives by the end of the year, otherwise the deposit has not resulted in draws back.” 老板娘也是狠角色,索性放开了说:“过来就过来,怎么？你是警察了不起啊？谭锦儿破坏了我的东西,房租协议也没到期,白纸黑字写着,要退房租可以,住到年底吧,不然押金没得退。” Ding Jiamin received the rent agreement to glance through carefully, said: „Ok, you said is also reasonable, the deposit do not want.” 丁佳敏接过租房协议仔细翻阅,说:“行,你说的也有道理,押金不要就不要了。” The proprietresses a little sunlight brightly, happily say with a smile immediately: „The police must speak the truth is right? Since you did not have the opinion, I walked, brocade, yourself considered that must walk to keep me not to force you, all decided depending on yourself.” 老板娘立刻有点阳光就灿烂,得意地笑道:“警察也要讲道理对不对？那既然你们没意见了,那我走了,锦儿,你自己考虑吧,要走要留我不强迫你,全凭你自己决定。” „Wait.” Ding Jiamin said. “等等。”丁佳敏说。 „What?” “什么？” „I came a moment ago time saw that your here has several inhabitants a little to look familiar, probably the most wanted terrorist in network, goes to bring your lessee information, I must investigate now. The attention, is everyone, since this year, cannot be few, what expression are you? Won't you have registered? What person you dares to make them rent a room here? If by some chance there is a criminal, you are the harboring!......” “我刚才来的时候看到你这里有几个住户有点眼熟,好像是网络上的通缉犯,去把你的租客信息都拿过来,我现在要调查。注意,是每个人的,今年以来的,一个都不能少,你这是什么表情？你不会没登记吧？什么人你都敢让他们在这里租房？万一有罪犯,那你就是包庇罪！……”