SAHDA :: Volume #6

#530: Delighted enemy


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In the morning the heavy rain downpour, the creek and pond swelled, but after having had the lunch, the day cleared, the rainbow hangs in the horizon. 上午大雨倾盆,小河和池塘都涨水了,但吃过午饭后,天放晴了,彩虹挂在天边。 stretch/open Tan and little white do laundry in the courtyard, the horse orchid came, she changed the clothes, wears the straw hat, said that is helps block receive the rice. 张叹和小白在院子里洗衣服,马兰花来了,她换了衣服,戴着草帽,说是去帮墩子家收稻子。 The block father also works in Pujiang, year to year is the block and mother at home, in the family/home planted the paddy rice of several mu field. 墩子家爸爸也在浦江打工,常年是墩子和妈妈在家,家里种了几亩田的水稻。 stretch/open Tan listens, he now is very idle, then volunteers also helps. 张叹一听,他现在特别闲,便自告奋勇也去帮忙。 The block mother very takes care of Teacher Jiang and little white, he slightly helps others busy not be anything. 墩子妈妈挺照顾姜老师和小白,他帮人家一点小忙不算什么。 Slightly goes in vain?” The horse orchid asked. “小白去吗?”马兰花问道。 little white shakes the head, said that she only wants to play, does not want to work. 小白摇头,说她只想玩,不想干活。 horse orchid one hear, intolerable, this atmosphere is intolerable, the small age is gluttonous and lazy, only wants to play unexpectedly does not want to work the exit|to speak that this words saying, must stop promptly, therefore said ominously: Your melon baby, not the extravagant love, walks! Works with me! You......” 马兰花一听,要不得,这个风气要不得,小小年纪就好吃懒做,竟然只想玩不想干活这种话都说的出口,必须及时制止,于是凶巴巴地说:“你个瓜娃子,一点不阔爱,走!跟我去干活!你……” little white is worried to be kidnapped, drills to stretch/open Tan hastily behind. 小白担心被绑架,连忙钻到张叹身后。 The horse orchid sees stretch/open Tan, one suddenly, remembered anything at heart, received the ominous appearance hastily, the words also stopped, somewhat smiles awkwardly, the air/Qi said the sentence insufficient I and small plain boiled water joke. 马兰花一见张叹,心里一突,想起了什么,连忙收起凶巴巴的样子,话也停了,有些尴尬地笑了笑,中气不足地说了句我和小白开玩笑的。 little white saw the aunt to instigate, stretched out the small head to make faces to stick out one's tongue toward her: Slightly slightly ~ ~ ~ ~ 小白见舅妈怂了,伸出小脑袋朝她扮鬼脸吐舌头:“略略略略~~~~” The horse orchid eyebrow stands upside down, your melon baby will soon blurt out, sees Boss stretch/open with a laugh, has to pouch in the belly the words, can only toward slightly show the whites of the eyes, greeted with Teacher Jiang, crosses the boundary ridge between fields, went to the block home. 马兰花眉毛倒立,你个瓜娃子即将脱口而出,又见到笑呵呵的张老板,不得不把话吞进肚子里,只能朝小白瞪了一眼,和姜老师打声招呼,过田埂,去墩子家。 stretch/open Tan also tidies up simply, put on Teacher Jiang to the old clothes that he prepares, is a long sleeve, avoids being cut the arm by the paddy rice, is the sun-screening. 张叹也简单收拾一下,穿上了姜老师给他准备的旧衣服,是长袖的,避免被水稻割伤手臂,也是防晒。 little white roves in his foot, finally raises hand also to follow, but she said that she is not receives the rice, but is looks after the block. 小白在他脚边转来转去,最后举手也跟着去,但她说自己不是去收稻子的,而是去照顾墩子的。 The block mother must work, the block no one manages at home, she must shoulder this responsibility. 墩子妈妈要干活,墩子在家没人管,她要担负起这个责任啊。 One big one is small two people to put on the straw hat to go out, the convergence block mother and horse orchid, little white saw that the block also wears the straw hat, an appearance of crops young man, is the preparation goes out. 一大一小两人戴上草帽出门,汇合墩子妈妈和马兰花,小白见到墩子也戴着草帽,一副庄稼小汉子的模样,也是准备出门。 little white is helpless , can only the following block go out together. 小白无奈,也只能跟着墩子一块出门。 Although when going out not high outmoded, but walks in the field after rain, without a while, this little fellow jumps with the block, is upon the jump, dashes in the field. 虽然出门时不高不兴,但是走在雨后的田野里,没一会儿,这个小家伙就和墩子蹦蹦跳跳,跑来跑去,在田野里飞奔。 When the block mother peeps once for a while walks in nearby stretch/open Tan, she still has not understood that what goal Boss stretch/open in this Pujiang comes to Bai Village is, is not the relative of Teacher Jiang and horse orchid, what also possibly is not visit son-in-law, but looks likes little white very much, wants to adopt little white? Also unlikely, Bai Jianping and horse orchid will not agree, Teacher Jiang is more impossible to agree. 墩子妈妈时不时偷看一眼时走在一旁的张叹,她至今没明白这位浦江的张老板来白家村是什么目的,既不是姜老师和马兰花的亲戚,也不可能是上门女婿什么的,只是看起来很喜欢小白,难道想要领养小白?也不大可能啊,白建平和马兰花是不会同意的,姜老师更不可能同意。 The rice paddy that her family/home must harvest today is quite small, only then three points of place, Sujonri also has the water, raised the rice flower fish. 她家今天要收割的稻田比较小,只有三分地,水田里还有水,养了稻花鱼。 I have turned on the water in the morning, this little while almost drained off.” She said that as soon as they approach, heard the fish to whip the water splash the sound, incessantly one, was many strip. “我上午已经放了水,这会儿差不多流干了。”她说道,他们一走近,就听到了鱼拍打水花的声音,不止一条,是很多条。 little white and block had arrived on the boundary ridge between fields, has been sizing up inside situation following the sound, pointed at the paddy field they to say to stretch/open Tan excitedly: Look, has the fish to lay out! Many fish lay out.” 小白和墩子早就到了田埂上,一直在循声打量里面的情况,兴奋地指着水田对张叹他们说:“看,有鱼摆摆!好多鱼摆摆。” Hears the sound to have many fish.” stretch/open Tan said that no wonder the block mother raised big bamboo basket and fishing nets and two plastic barrels, originally catches the fish to use. “听声音有很多鱼。”张叹说,难怪墩子妈妈提了一个好大的竹篓子、一张渔网和两只塑料桶,原来是抓鱼用的。 The block mother said spring plants the rice seedling time, put 100 carps and carps nurtures the fry. 墩子妈妈说春天种秧苗的时候,放了100条鲫鱼和鲤鱼育鱼苗。 First catches the fish, then shears the rice.” The horse orchid said, goes the fields deftly, following digging the canal walks toward the field, bare-handed catches the fish. “先抓鱼,再割稻子。”马兰花说,麻利地下田,循着挖出来的水渠往田里走,徒手抓鱼。 little white sees, the hands and feet curls up the small bottom of pants leg deftly, follows to go the fields in her behind. 小白一见,手脚麻利地卷起小裤脚,跟在她身后下田。 Aunt ~ ~ little white shouts. “舅妈~~”小白喊道。 What lives in? Here has the fish, catches one! Greatly.” The horse orchid bent the waist to catch a probably half jin (0.5 kg) golden carp in inside the puddle. “住啥子?这里有鱼,抓到一条!有点大哟。”马兰花弯腰在水坑里抓出了一条大概半斤重的金黄色的鲤鱼。 Oh ~ ~ ~ “哎哟~~~” She resounds the melon baby behind pitiful yell sound. 她身后响起瓜娃子的“惨叫”声。 The horse orchid then looked, sees only little white to sit in the morass, the ignorant circle visits her. 马兰花回头一看,只见小白一屁股坐在泥坑里,懵圈地看着她。 „Can't your lang stand come to a stop? You are quite useless.” The horse orchid taunt said. “你啷个站都站不稳?你好没用。”马兰花嘲讽道。 The small white clouds whistling crawl, your fart fart is big, withstand/top me turns discusses, you must to I apologize.” 小白气呼呼地爬起来,“你屁屁儿好大哟,把我顶翻唠,你要向我道歉。” Who makes you with me so near, is you get what one deserves.” “谁让你跟我这么近嘛,是你活该。” You must to I apologize.” “你要向我道歉。” Is you get what one deserves.” “是你活该。” Apology.” “道歉。” Gets what one deserves.” “活该。” Pia ~ ~ ~ Pia~~~ Your melon baby! You must make your fart fart blossom!!!” “你个瓜娃子!你要让你屁屁儿开花!!!” The horse orchid is angry, on the buttocks left behind one fully is mud claw seal! 马兰花大怒,屁股上留下了一个满是泥巴的爪子印! This small claw is little white! 这小爪子是小白的! Pia! Pia! The bold melon baby also came on another petal fart fart, ok, then the good deed formed a pair. 胆大包天的瓜娃子在另一瓣屁屁儿上也来了一下,好了,这下好事成双。 Run.” “快跑。” little white strikes, turns around to slide, late step she must be planted in Sujonri, autumn grows more than ten little white. 小白一击即中,转身就溜,晚一步她就要被种在水田里,秋天长出十几个小小白。 She thinks that escaped, then looked, has a scare, sees only the aunt to pursue rigid, the hurrying four limbs were well-grounded, climbed up the boundary ridge between fields. 她以为逃脱了呢,回头一看,吓一大跳,只见舅妈执着地追了上来,赶紧四肢着地,爬上了田埂。 You live in anything, aunt! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ “你住啥子嘛,舅妈!啊啊啊~~~~~” little white is flustered, dashes to run away on the boundary ridge between fields, the horse orchid pursues after behind, bellows: Comes! Your melon baby, you son is black!!!” 小白慌慌张张,在田埂上飞奔逃窜,马兰花追在身后,大吼:“过来!你个瓜娃子,你个屁儿黑!!!” stretch/open Tan looks that they flutter everywhere, looked down to take the bucket speechless to prepare to install the block of fish honestly, said: They old like this?” 张叹看着她俩四处翻飞,无语地低头看了看老老实实提着水桶准备装鱼的墩子,说:“她们老这样吗?” The block looks up him ignorant, responded 34 seconds, nod, un. 墩子懵懵地抬头看他,反应了三四秒,才点点头,嗯了一声。 The block mother said: „An orchid personality child, creates a disturbance with little white likely frequently, but do not worry, except for Teacher Jiang, no one compared with her sorer little white, little white is only then she hits, others cannot hit, scolded not to scold, if who scolded little white, even if said that making her know, she will certainly block the gate to want a view. She is the spicy younger sister, the villager fears to her and is the respect.” 墩子妈妈笑着说:“兰花性格像个小孩子,经常和小白打打闹闹,但是你不要担心,除了姜老师,没人比她更疼小白,小白是只有她打得,别人打不得,骂都骂不得,谁要是骂了小白,哪怕说了一句,让她知道了,她一定会堵上门去要个说法。她是辣妹子,村里人对她又怕又是敬。” stretch/open Tan said with a smile: Where is your native place?” 张叹笑道:“你老家是哪里的?” The block mother said that she is Hunan. 墩子妈妈笑着说她是湖南的。 The younger sister paper of Hunan is also the spicy younger sister. 湖南的妹纸也是辣妹子呀。 They spoke, little white is held, was carried chicken child to carry by the horse orchid. 他们说话间,小白已经被抓住了,被马兰花拎小鸡崽似的拎回来。 little white is begging for mercy, spoke the word of praise, flatters. 小白正在求饶,说好话,拍马屁。 The horse orchid said that she is the melon baby and fart is black, making her approach itself to apologize. 马兰花说她是瓜娃子、屁儿黑,让她向自己道歉。 Sorry discusses the aunt, I quite love you, I like you discussing, your quite extravagant love, your extravagant love discussed miserably ~ ~ ~ your fart fart was big, your lang the extravagant love, I quite liked, do not kill my sai, I was only a baby, I was a little mischievous, the aunt, you let off me, Boss stretch/open visits you, if you hit my him to be able lang to think that will think you were quite ominous? Aunt......” “对不起唠舅妈,我好爱你哟,我爱死你唠,你好阔爱哦,你阔爱惨唠~~~你的屁屁儿好大啊,你啷个勒么阔爱嘛,我好喜欢哦,你不要杀我噻,我只是个娃娃,我只是有点淘气而已嘛,舅妈,你放过我嘛,张老板看着你咧,你要是打我他会啷个想嘛,会不会觉得你好凶咧?舅妈……” little white read broken, was worried. The words that she spoke all are useless, at least the horse orchid really has scruples stretch/open Tan, his kid, she cannot say that hit hit, must pay attention to affect, do not let the guardians think that she maltreated the baby since childhood. 小白碎碎念,担心死了。她说的话也全是没用的,起码马兰花是真的顾忌张叹在,他的娃,她再也不能说打就打了,要注意影响,可别让人家家长以为她从小虐待娃娃。 Therefore she slows down the footsteps, to slightly spoke in vain low voice, a while to Boss stretch/open side must say that she was under the entire day the best aunt. 于是她放慢脚步,小声对小白说,等会儿到了张老板身边要说她是全天下最好的舅妈。 little white full mouth complies, the horse orchid picks up the straw hat that little white discards from the boundary ridge between fields, covers on her head, your watermelon leader, making you seem like treasure.” 小白满口答应,马兰花从田埂上捡起小白丢掉的草帽,盖在她脑袋上,“你的西瓜头头,让你看起来像个哈宝儿。” This little white is very unsatisfied, refutes: My watermelon leader extravagant love discussed miserably.” 这点小白很不满意,反驳道:“我的西瓜头头阔爱惨唠。” The horse orchid was disinclined to argue with the silly child, bought silly child's clothes, said: You just changed the clothes at noon, then must change the clothes, the trouble maker is quite bothersome.” 马兰花懒得和傻孩子争辩,扯了扯傻孩子身上的衣服,说:“你中午刚换了衣服,这下又要换衣服咯,捣蛋鬼好烦呀。” little white is not convinced, whispering, I am not a trouble maker, I am a good ghost, good extravagant love ghost.” 小白不服气,嘀嘀咕咕,“我才不是捣蛋鬼,我是个好鬼,好阔爱的鬼。” She incites to slide, took off own small T-shirt, reveals the round small stomach chirp, humph humph smiles, will then not always smear the clothes, but the next second was taught by the horse orchid. 她滋溜一下,把自己的小T恤脱了,露出圆鼓鼓的小肚叽,嚯嚯笑,这下总不会弄脏衣服了吧,但下一秒就被马兰花训了。 „Does your female baby you feel all right you? Here has the male baby, Boss stretch/open and block, you take off the clothes unexpectedly, your lang does think? Are you silly? Your gruff! Your lang grows up you? Do you know that shames......” “你一个女娃娃你好意思嘛你?这里有男娃娃,张老板和墩子都在,你竟然脱衣服,你啷个想的?你是不是傻?你个憨憨儿!你啷个长大的嘛你?你知不知羞……” She must break to pieces compared with little white a moment ago reads broken, was big head that little white talks incessantly, wore the clothes on own initiative, blocks from own small stomach chirp. 她比小白刚才还要碎碎念,把小白唠叨的头都大了,主动又把衣服穿上了,遮住自己的小肚叽。 Boss stretch/open ~ ~ ~ ~ nearby” little white dá dá runs up to opens sighs, pointing is slow two steps horse orchids to say behind, my aunt said to me, little white your good baby, you to arrive at side Boss stretch/open a while, do not say that I hit you, you must praise boasts me, said that I was under the entire day the best horse orchid, was that song lang sings? Ma Lan calico horse orchid, the wind and rain I did not fear, I fear the shovel shovel......” “张老板~~~~”小白哒哒哒跑到张叹跟前,指着身后慢了两步的马兰花说,“我舅妈对我说,小白你个好娃娃,等会儿你到了张老板身边,一定不要说我打你了嗷,你要夸夸我,说我是全天下最好的马兰花,那首歌是啷个唱的?马兰花马兰花,风吹雨打我都不怕,我怕个铲铲……” The pre-school education that the short pause sound that the horse orchid tooth bites, this full proof, she studies diligently at present for these years fed the son of a bitch, comprehensive failure! 马兰花牙齿咬的格楞响,眼前这一幕充分证明,她这几年来钻研的幼儿教育喂了狗子,全面失败!
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