Late at night about zero point, little white was picked by the aunt. 深夜将近零点,小白被舅妈接走。 Her spiteful disagreement/not with aunt spoke, because the aunt said put on yesterday to her summer small clothes, finally did not have, to tease her to play. 她赌气不和舅妈说话,因为舅妈昨天说给她夏天的小衣裳穿,结果没有,逗她玩呢。 In goes home, little white first enters the bathroom to take a bath, for a long time does not see. 回到家里,小白第一时间钻进浴室洗澡,许久不见出来。 The horse orchid urged: „What little white do you drill in inside make?” 马兰花催促道:“小白你钻在里面做啥子？” „...... Giving somebody a rubdown bath sai.” “……搓澡澡噻。” „Rubbed for a long time not to have? You big facial cast? Can wash such for a long time?” “搓了这么久还没好？你多大的脸盘子？要洗这么久哦？” „I rubbed the bath bath you also to say.” “我搓个澡澡你也说。” „Can't you come out?” “你出来不出来？” „Giving somebody a rubdown bath sai.” “搓澡澡噻。” „Melon baby! Comes out.” “瓜娃子！出来。” „Monk Tang rides a horse thump that thump, behind follows a Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong, runs quickly, behind follows strangely a pig eight......” “唐僧骑马咚那个咚,后面跟着个孙悟空。孙悟空,跑得快,后面跟着个猪八怪……” „Did your child also sing? The melon baby, comes out.” “你咋子还唱起来了？瓜娃子,出来。” „I live in the loess steep slope, my father is my mother shows the pot, but also without in their, had me together covertly incautiously, had me” “我家住在黄土高坡哟,我爸是我妈表锅哟,还没在一起他们就偷偷摸摸哈,一不小心有了我,有了我哟” Bang ~ the door of bathroom was opened by the horse orchid forcefully. 砰~浴室的门被马兰花强行推开。 She sees little white to squat on the ground plays with water, exclaimed angrily: „Your melon baby! Sang anything! You look at you, the giving somebody a rubdown bath rubs the ghost bath bath, here secretly playing with water! Fart fart is itchy?” 她见小白蹲在地上玩水,怒气冲冲地吼道:“你个瓜娃子！唱个啥子东西！你看你,搓澡澡搓个鬼澡澡,在这里偷偷玩水！屁屁儿痒了是不是？” …… 咻 little white drilled from her armpit resourcefully, climbed up own small bed speedily, shrinks in the corner, takes up own small water gun, to the aunt, is eying covetously, sets the ominous appearance. 小白机敏地从她腋下钻了出来,一溜烟爬上了自己的小床,缩在角落里,拿起自己的小水枪,对着舅妈,虎视眈眈,做出凶巴巴的样子。 „You must annoy my sai not, my small water gun compels u to compel u well scary.” “你莫要惹我噻,我的小水枪逼u逼u好吓人的哦。” Does not need to suspect, in the small water gun has the water, fulled floaded operation a moment ago. 不用怀疑,小水枪里有水,刚才灌满了。 Also does not need to suspect, really must annoy her, she will definitely open fire. Has had the precedent, although was punched the fart fart each time, so long as annoys her again, she still dares to open fire, incites water of enemy face. 也不用怀疑,真要惹她,她肯定会开枪的。有过先例,虽然每次都被揍了屁屁,但是只要再惹到她,她依然敢开枪,滋敌人一脸的水。 The paternal grandmother who the small water gun most loves gives, said that protects itself to her, once runs into the fart black person, she affirmed that first draws a pistol. 小水枪是最爱的奶奶送给的,说是给她保护自己,所以一旦遇到屁儿黑的人,她肯定第一时间拔枪。 The aunt pursues, said loudly: „Good, with small water gun to me, how child? To compel u I? You compel u me to hit your ten fart fart.” 舅妈追上来,大声道:“好啊,又拿小水枪对着我,咋子？想逼u我是不是？你逼u一下我就打你十下屁屁儿。” little white said ominously: „You crawl, I do not compel u you.” 小白凶巴巴地说:“你爬开,我就不逼u你。” The aunt air/Qi is not good. 舅妈气的不行。 „You the son is black, I of air/Qi brave the jack-o'-lantern.” “你个屁儿黑,气的我冒鬼火。” little white refuses to admit being inferior: „I of air/Qi brave the jack-o'-lantern.” 小白不甘示弱:“气的我才冒鬼火咧。” „Your how child braves the jack-o'-lantern! Do you play with water you to be rational are?” “你咋子冒鬼火！你玩水你还有理是不是？” The little white eyes chaotic revolutions, probably, she has not managed, 小白眼睛乱转,好像,她是没理诶、 „Well? The aunt you raise up the ear to listen, the uncle is hitting the wheezing.” “咦？舅妈你竖起耳朵听听,舅舅在打呼噜噜哦。” The horse orchid does not need to raise up the ear, the heavenshaking sound that the snoring sound hits, is individual can hear. 马兰花不用竖起耳朵,呼噜声打的震天响,是个人都能听到。 „That is pig.” “那是头猪儿。” „lang office?” “啷个办？” „What lang office?” “啥子啷个办？” „Uncle wheezing, didn't we rest?” “舅舅呼噜噜,我们不睡告告了吗？” „Immortal board board! So was late!” “仙人板板！都这么晚了！” „Rests to consider, does obeisance ~” “睡告告,拜~” „Stops.” “停一哈。” „How child? Also can hit?” “咋子？还要打吖？” „Hitting the tender pig brain is extravagant, gives the clothes that you wear in the summer , must say not again I am the spicy woman, otherwise your fart fart must meet with a disaster.” “打嫩个猪脑阔,给你夏天穿的衣服,喏,莫要再说我是辣婆子咯,不然你的屁屁儿要遭殃。” „What? Anything!!! Do I have the new clothes? Goose goose goose ~” “啥子？啥子！！！我有新衣裳啦？鹅鹅鹅~” little white crawled rolling, excited, smiles the goose to call. 小白一骨碌爬了起来,兴奋不已,笑成鹅叫。 The horse orchid gives her neat small clothes of fold, ridicules saying: „Said that you are the melon baby you also refuse to accept, your is the typical melon baby, gruff.” 马兰花把一件折叠的整整齐齐的小衣裳递给她,笑骂道:“说你是瓜娃子你还不服,你这样子就是典型的瓜娃子,憨憨儿。” little white sizes up own new clothes with joy, said that she was gruff and melon baby she also recognizes. 小白喜滋滋地打量自己的新衣裳,说她是憨憨儿和瓜娃子她也认了。 The aunt also said: „Gave you to prepare several clothes.” 舅妈又说:“给你准备了好几件衣裳。” little white quickly grasps the meaning of something, was stepped on the accelerator, the exciting straight wind is upscaleest, closely examines: „Where sai?” 小白一激灵,被踩了油门,兴奋直飙最高档,追问:“在哪里噻？” „Hid.” “藏起来了。” „Has the princess skirt?” “有公主裙么？” „Has not.” “莫有。” „Why has not?” “为啥子莫有？” „Why anything, has not has not.” “啥子为啥子,莫有就是莫有。” „Has a look at sai.” “看看噻。” „Looks at a hammer, when you must put on again to you.” “看个锤子,等你要穿了再给你。” „Aunt you are attractive.” “舅妈你漂亮惨啦。” „Fart is black.” “屁儿黑。” „How aunt I praised your child saying that my fart was black?” “舅妈我夸你你咋子说我屁儿黑咧？” „I gave you clothes to put on you saying that I was attractive, I did not give you clothes you saying that was the spicy woman, wasn't your fart is black?” “我给你衣服穿你就说我漂亮惨啦,我不给你衣服你就说是辣婆子,你这还不是屁儿黑？” „How the child instigates as you like, I am not fart am black.” “随你咋子唆,我才不是屁儿黑。” She does not have the interest and aunt quarrels, now complete thoughts on the clothes on hand. 她没兴趣和舅妈拌嘴,现在全副心思都在手上的衣服上。 This is a short sleeve, the red white, above has two big numbers 33, as well as two Chinese character Macy. 这是一件短袖,红白色的,上面有两个大大的数字33,以及两个汉字“梅西”。 little white looks right and left, does not discover right, jumps down the small bed, follows in the aunt behind, asked: „Aunt, the clothes of this how child likely male baby?” 小白左看右看,发现不对劲,跳下小床,跟在舅妈身后,问:“舅妈,这咋子像男娃子的衣裳？” The aunt said: „Who said that this is the clothes of male baby?” 舅妈说:“谁说这是男娃子的衣服？” little white is not easily swindled, said assuredly: „Is the clothes of male baby, I am girl sai, your how child made a mistake.” 小白不是那么好骗的,笃定地说:“勒个就是男娃子的衣服嘛,我是女娃子噻,你咋子搞错了嘛。” Aunt: „Where made a mistake? You is a baby, does not need to be fastidious about the male baby female baby, your hair is the hair of male baby.” 舅妈:“哪里搞错了？你是娃娃,不用讲究男娃娃还是女娃娃,你头发都是男娃娃的头发。” little white pulls own hair, is not truly long, not like journey journey, millet and pomegranate pomegranate they, but she truly is a girl. 小白抓了抓自己的头发,确实不长,不像程程、小米和榴榴她们,但她确实是女娃子嘛。 „I urinate is squatting sai, I am the girl, clothes am the male baby put on. Aunt, how stature entire?” “我尿尿是蹲着的噻,我就是女娃子,勒个衣裳是男娃子穿的嘛。舅妈,咋个儿整？” The aunt did not say patiently: „Don't you want? Do not give back to me?” 舅妈不耐烦地说:“你不要是不是？不要还给我？” Was saying must confiscate the clothes, little white hurries to run off, said loudly: „Do you do? I am instigate, is really, not extravagant love.” 说着要没收衣服,小白赶紧跑开,大声说:“你干啥子咧？我就是唆唆嘛,真是的,一点不阔爱。” „Just said that I was attractively miserable, now also says that my not extravagant love, you son is black, rests! The quick lying down bed comes up!” “刚刚说我漂亮惨了,现在又说我不阔爱,你个屁儿黑,睡告！快躺床上去！” „How does the child rest to consider? I have a look at my new clothes sai again.” “咋子就睡告告咧？我再看看我的新衣裳噻。” „Looks at a hammer! One point.” “看个锤子！都一点了。” „Isn't aunt, why the princess skirt?” “舅妈,为啥子不是公主裙啰？” The horse orchid did not reply, dá turned off the lamp, stamping one's foot of small white clouds. 马兰花不回答,哒的一声把灯关了,小白气的跳脚。 „Dawn, the big cockerel must call.” “天亮啦,大公鸡要叫咯。” Stamping one's foot of horse orchid also air/Qi, not, sudden rising on bed. 马兰花也气的跳脚,啊不,是在床上诈尸。 „Rests! The father must work tomorrow, without you are easy and comfortable!” “睡告！老子明天还要去做事,没你安逸！” „I am not easy and comfortable, I am busy sai.” “我也不安逸,我忙着噻。” „What are you busy at you being busy at?” “你忙你忙啥子？” „I, my I......” “我,我我……” „Said sai, you are busy at anything.” “说噻,你忙啥子嘛。” „...... I am busy number star sai.” “……我忙着数星星噻。” „Ghost eyebrow day eye, treasure qi!” “鬼眉日眼的,宝气！” „My how child treasure qi ~” “我咋子宝气了嘛~” „Suppresses the speech, the aunt must rest.” “憋说话,舅妈要睡告。” „Why did aunt you say my treasure qi?” “舅妈你为啥子说我宝气？” „You are the treasure qi.” “你就是宝气。” „How is the child treasure qi?” “为咋子宝气？” „don't asked that the father must rest!” “莫问了,老子要睡告！” „Why you must say my treasure qi.” “那你为啥子要说我宝气。” „You do not rest, has the little devil to look for you carefully.” “你再不睡告,小心有小鬼头来找你哦。” „Little devil and I same am a baby, we are the good friends, I fear anything, how she looks for your stature entire.” “小鬼头和我一样是娃娃,我们是好朋友,我怕啥子嘛,她找你你咋个儿整哦。” „You the son is black, do you under tidy up?” “你个屁儿黑,你是欠收拾吧？” „You to the child say my treasure qi? You said sai.” “那你为咋子说我宝气？你说噻。” In the darkness, the braving jack-o'-lantern of Ma Lan fragrance of flowers, set out to seize little white, unexpectedly. 黑暗里,马兰花气的冒鬼火,起身把小白捉了,出其不意啊。 little white said indignantly: „Your how child did not say sai.” 小白气愤地说:“你咋子不说一哈噻。” Seizes her not to greet, harmed she has not prepared. 来捉她不打招呼,害的她没准备。 „Said that a ghost said.” “说个鬼说。” Pia ~ pia ~ pia ~ Pia~pia~pia~ Punched the little white three fart fart. 揍了小白三下屁屁。 little white takes a beating silently, after ending, is indignant, whispered the period of time. 小白默不作声地挨了揍,完了后才气愤不已,嘀咕了好一阵子。 As the sleepiness raids, because small clothes good little white was finally peaceful. 随着睡意袭来,因为一件小衣裳而好嗨哦的小白终于安静了。