The host is the key in wedding, when the rookie also in the backstage prepares, he starts the warm field, says the piece, was the singing warm field, without stopping, when with great difficulty the bride came out, interviewed the young page boy, actually the condition frequency left, in the heart worried, was thirsty, under the stage some people hands over the water to him exactly, he did not doubt him, received drank the most cup, the result discovery was the white liquor, the choked complexion was red, cannot speak, the staff held hastily him. 主持人是婚礼上的关键,新人还在后台准备时,他就开始暖场,又是说段子,又是唱歌暖场,一直没停过,好不容易等到新娘子出来了,采访小花童,却状况频出,心中着急,口渴得很,恰好台下有人给他递水,他不疑有他,接过就喝了大半杯,结果发现是白酒,呛的脸色通红,说不出话,工作人员连忙把他扶下去。 The host did not have, a pair of rookie also on stage, young page boys also on stage. 主持人没了,一对新人还在台上呢,小花童们也在台上。 The young page boys looked mutually, the host does not see, do they also stand here? 小花童们相互看了看,主持人不见啦,她们还站在这里吗？ „Walks to discuss to discuss ~ ~” little white first moves, other children see, follows she to prepare to leave office. “走唠走唠~~”小白最先动起来,其他小朋友一见,纷纷跟着她准备下台。 „I am a little darling, I was quick hungrily flat ~ ~ ~” pomegranate pomegranate put in great inconvenience said anxiously, took advantage of opportunity to knock secretly toot toot the small head before her, on the stage, toot toot beat her fist a moment ago. “我是小宝宝,我都快饿扁了呢~~~”榴榴委屈巴巴地说,顺势偷偷敲了敲走在她前头的嘟嘟的小脑袋,刚才在台上,嘟嘟捶了她一拳。 „......” Toot toot then glowers to her. “……”嘟嘟回头对她怒目而视。 „Slightly slightly ~ ~ ~” “略略略略~~~” Pomegranate pomegranate toward small leopard toot toot makes faces to stick out one's tongue, the little fellow is smaller than 2nd her, but was fun, she did not fear. 榴榴朝小豹子似的嘟嘟扮鬼脸吐舌头,小家伙比她小两号,可好玩了,她可不怕。 „......” Toot toot closely follows she, is unforgiving to beg the justice, but the pomegranate pomegranate essentially is a young bastard, ha haha cocky, bullies the weak, bullies the little friend, how, fun duck, happy duck. “……”嘟嘟紧紧跟着她,不依不饶讨要公道,但是榴榴本质上是个小坏蛋,哈哈哈神气活现,就是以大欺小,就是欺负小朋友,怎么了,好玩鸭,开心鸭。 „Do not walk you, had not finished.” Xiaoman teacher who manages the responsible children catches up hurriedly, blocks them not to let. “不要走啊你们,都还没结束呢。”统管负责小朋友们的小满老师急匆匆赶来,拦住她们不让走。 She sees little white is not unsatisfied, knows that this is a king of the children, must convince her, otherwise Xier pomegranate pomegranate they will follow. 她见小白不满意,知道这是孩子王,必须说服她,不然喜儿榴榴她们都会跟着走。 „You look at little Teacher willow, she and bridegroom has not walked on the stage, you are young page boy sai, how can walk, must walk with the bride, goes back to be good quickly? little white ~” “你们看小柳老师,她和新郎还在台上没走呢,你们是小花童噻,怎么就能走呢,要和新娘子一起走,快回去好不好？小白~” little white wants obedient, the pomegranate pomegranate was unsatisfied, said that she soon hungry flat, why did not make the little darling first eat delicious, everyone is eating, why did not make her eat. 小白听话地想要回去,榴榴不满意,说她快要饿扁啦,为什么不让小宝宝先吃好吃的,大家都在吃,为什么就不让她吃。 Toot toot seizes the chance eyah eyah to accuse her. 嘟嘟趁机咿咿呀呀指责她。 The pomegranate pomegranate said to Xiaoman teacher immediately: „Toot toot said that she does not go, she must eat delicious, she may be hungry, she did not agree, she did not agree, puts her to walk.” 榴榴立即对小满老师说:“嘟嘟说她才不去呢,她要吃好吃的,她可饿啦,她不同意,她才不同意,放她走叭。” Toot toot stamps one's foot: „*......!” 嘟嘟跳脚:“*……！” The pomegranate pomegranate also said: „Xiaoman teacher you looked that toot toot must be angry, you make her eat meal quickly.” 榴榴又说:“小满老师你看嘟嘟都要生气了,你快让她去吃饭吧。” Toot toot was suffering and sadly, bought little white clothes pitifully, „*......” 嘟嘟又委屈又难过,可怜巴巴地扯了扯小白的衣服,“*……” little white upholds the justice immediately, puts the aggressive statement to the translator Ying language pomegranate pomegranate carelessly: „Your Kameji child is very ominous.” 小白立刻主持公道,对胡乱翻译婴语的榴榴放狠话:“你个龟儿子凶得很嘛。” „Clam?” “蛤？” Ignorant circle that the pomegranate pomegranate scolded, does not dare to revolt against half a word, Xiaoman teacher seizes the chance to urge her to endure the belly again, quick can eat meal, will not make her hungry absolutely. 把榴榴骂的都懵圈了,不敢反抗半句,小满老师趁机劝她再忍一忍肚子,很快就可以去吃饭了,绝对不会让她饿着了。 Finally is, the pomegranate pomegranate arrives under the stage alone, arrives opens sighs near their tables, was clamped two meat to front the pad belly by Auntie Huang to her, she is willing to go back to continue to work as the page boy. 结果就是,榴榴单独到台下,来到张叹他们这桌边上,由黄姨夹了两块肉给她垫垫肚子,她才肯回去继续当花童。 Xiaoman teacher today is a bridesmaid, she will see the host, will not inquire the staff for a very long time in the past, knew that the host was not good, he got drunk. 小满老师今天是伴娘,她见主持人久久不会,过去询问工作人员,得知主持人不行了,他喝醉了。 „??, Will not drink one, how to be drunk.” Xiaoman teacher is shocked to say. “？？不会吧,就喝了一口而已,怎么就会醉了呢。”小满老师震惊道。 „Was really drunk, Teacher Liu the alcohol capacity is not good, usually drinks two bottles of beer on of being drunk, what let alone just drank is the white liquor.” “是真的醉了,刘老师酒量不好,平时喝两瓶啤酒就醉的那种,何况刚刚喝的是白酒。” „That what to do? The wedding also wants him to manage, can your others on?” “那怎么办？婚礼还要他主持呢,你们其他人能上吗？” „Cannot get up, we have not managed.” “上不了,我们没主持过。” „That what to do?” “那怎么办？” „Which guest can ask to manage, actually basically managed to end, the link that should walk has walked, the remaining bridal bridegrooms can leave office to propose a toast.” “能不能请哪个客人上去主持一下,其实基本主持完了,该走的环节已经走完,剩下的新娘新郎可以下台敬酒了。” The wedding of little Teacher willow and boyfriend conducts simple warm, the guest are not many, they are the small family families, the ordinary citizen, the human relations range is limited, when the friends are study the colleague of schoolmate and work, not from the friends of all corners of the country and various trades and occupations. 小柳老师和男朋友的这场婚礼举办的朴素温馨,客人不多,他们都是小户人家,普通市民,交际范围有限,朋友都是读书时的同学和工作的同事,没有来自五湖四海、各行各业的朋友。 In friends and relatives, without rich and powerful people or powerful officials. The parents of little Teacher willow are the staff in factory, after retiring, at home, light. As for her boyfriend, works in the design firm, middle level belongs reluctantly, the family is also very ordinary. 亲戚朋友中,没有富豪或者权贵。小柳老师的爸爸妈妈原来是工厂的职工,退休后在家,平平淡淡。至于她男朋友,在设计公司做事,勉强属于中层,家庭也很普通。 Therefore today arrives at the largest bowl of scene, instead is stretch/open Tan who makes contact with the entertainment world edge. 所以今天来到现场的最大碗,反而是搭上娱乐圈边缘的张叹。 The picture that in the soap opera the relatives and friends full house, the high official converges high-rankingly, only exists in the imagination, in fact most people are ordinary household's average person, the wedding slightly actually warm. 电视剧里亲朋好友满堂,达官显贵云集的画面,只存在于想象中,事实上绝大部分人都是普通家庭的普通人,婚礼小却温馨。 Holds this wedding, must spend 100,000, is maximum limits within two rookie areas of competence. 举办这场婚礼,要花费十万,已经是两个新人能力范围内的最大极限了。 The wedding design firm that naturally invited was also that type of small company, host one, not alternative. Now the name brand host dropped down, the spare tire hosts cannot discover one. 自然请来的婚礼设计公司也是那种小公司,主持人就一个,没有备选的。如今正牌主持人倒下了,备胎主持人都找不出一个。 In Xiaoman teacher heart anxious, the wedding that does not endure to improve the friend had a strong beginning but a weak ending to end, the life most important moment, who did not think happy complete. 小满老师心中焦急,不忍见好朋友的婚礼虎头蛇尾结束,人生最重要的一刻,谁不想和和美美圆圆满满呢。 She swept to sitting in small red horse one table of stretch/open Tan , the eye one bright, hesitant, in the past sent out the invitation. 她扫到坐在小红马一桌的张叹,眼睛一亮,犹豫了一下,过去发出邀请。 „Do I manage?” stretch/open Tan surprised say/way. “我去主持？”张叹惊讶道。 Xiaoman teacher said awkwardly: „Ok?” 小满老师尴尬地说:“可以吗？” stretch/open Tanjian a pair of rookie dried in the sun in the stage, therefore hesitant, then sets out saying: „I come, deals with.” 张叹见一对新人被晾在舞台上,所以只是犹豫了一下,便起身道:“那我来吧,应付一下还是可以的。” „Thanks the boss ~” Xiaoman teacher said happily, first step goes back, told the happy pair low voice, said that because the host keeled over drunk a moment ago, now has no way to preside over the wedding, but doesn't matter, she invited Boss stretch/open, Boss stretch/open may have the weight/quantity more than the host, although was not specialized, but the effect was definitely better than the specialized host. “谢谢老板~”小满老师高兴地说,先一步回去,小声告诉新郎新娘,说因为主持人刚才醉倒了,现在没法主持婚礼,但是没关系,她请来了张老板,张老板可比主持人有分量多了,虽然不是专业的,但效果肯定比专业主持人更好。 A pair of rookie naturally does not have the issue, is happier. 一对新人当然没问题,更高兴呢。 stretch/open Tan mounted the stage, received the microphone, first saw a smooth little friend to raise the small face to take a look at him, on the telephone pole rows of sitting sparrow, has not definitely thought that he can come up. 张叹上台,接过话筒,第一眼就见一溜的小朋友昂着小脸打量他,电线杆子上排排坐的麻雀似的,肯定是没想到他会上来。 „Hiahiahia, Boss stretch/open quite leads, I heard Xiaoman teacher saying that a moment ago Boss stretch/open quite leads, hiahia ~” “hiahiahia,张老板好帅吖,我刚才听到小满老师说张老板好帅,hiahia~” Xier covers the mouth titter, Xiaoman teacher is a bridesmaid, stands in her behind, hears word the awkward face was a little red. 喜儿掩嘴偷笑,小满老师是伴娘,就站在她身后,闻言尴尬的脸有点红了。 stretch/open Tanchao Xier smiles, will manage to speak, suddenly two petal flower petals fall before his body, flutters, falls gently on his leather shoes. 张叹朝小喜儿笑了笑,正要主持说话,忽然两瓣花瓣落在他身前,飘飘荡荡,飘落在他皮鞋上。 This is little white scatters. 这是小白撒的。 „Refuels sai Boss stretch/open.” “加油噻张老板。” „666 ~ ~” pomegranate pomegranate starts to make the monster, immediately was warned by little white, does not disturb, the present is Boss stretch/open, was not that uncle a moment ago. “666~~”榴榴又开始作妖,立即被小白警告,不捣乱嗷,现在是张老板呢,不是刚才那个大叔。 The person under stage applauded, welcome stretch/open Tan to mount the stage. 台下的人鼓起了掌声,欢迎张叹上台。 Under stretch/open Tanchao the stage bows, is sideways slightly, looks to little Teacher willow and her boyfriend, is not right, should be the husband. 张叹朝台下鞠了一躬,微微侧身,看向小柳老师和她的男朋友,哦不对,该是丈夫了。 „Today my unusual being honored, can stand side the world's happiest pair of rookie, manages following life big ritual for them. I first introduced oneself, my name was stretch/open Tan, I was the friend and colleague who today are most beautiful gentlest bridal willow tree Ms. Wenning.” “今天我非常的荣幸,能够站在世界上最幸福的一对新人身边,为他们主持接下来的这段人生大礼。我先自我介绍一下,我叫张叹,我是今天最美丽最温柔的新娘子柳温宁女士的朋友和同事。”