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#378: You are defecate


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The pomegranate pomegranate takes the injector, wants to give little white, millet and journey journey gives an injection, finally was counterattacked by little white, according to the sofa, has seized the injector, performs acupuncture on her fart fart crazily, the gripped pomegranate pomegranate yelled. 榴榴拿着注射器,想给小白、小米和程程打针,结果被小白反制,按在沙发上,夺过注射器,在她的屁屁儿上疯狂扎针,扎的榴榴嗷嗷大叫。 I cannot play the duck, I cannot play, I do not play, I am quite afraid the duck, ying chirp, little white do not kill my duck I am good child duck ~ Boss stretch/open, Boss stretch/open ~ “我玩不起鸭,我玩不起,我不玩啦,我好害怕鸭,嘤嘤嘤,小白不要杀我鸭我是个好孩子鸭~张老板,张老板~” stretch/open Tan saw the pomegranate pomegranate to cry, little white simply was her difficult adversary, pitied urges little white to let off the pomegranate pomegranate, this was only a silly child. 张叹见榴榴都要哭了,小白简直是她的克星,不由怜悯地劝小白放过榴榴叭,这只是个傻孩子而已。 Snort ~ little white hears word, let off the pomegranate pomegranate, but sees the medical kit of pomegranate pomegranate, a little does not select at heart refreshedly, therefore made the best use of the time toward fart fart pierced of pomegranate pomegranate two, the gripped pomegranate pomegranate said. “哼~”小白闻言,放过了榴榴,但是看到榴榴的医疗箱,心里有点点不爽快,于是抓紧时间又往榴榴的屁屁儿上扎了两针,扎的榴榴嗷嗷叫。 I do not like little white!” The pomegranate pomegranate shouted, little white is too ominous, I do not like, I like Xier.” “我不喜欢小白!”榴榴大喊,“小白太凶啦,我不喜欢,我喜欢喜儿。” She is hugging Xier, is covering fart fart ying chirp, was hurt by little Baiza a moment ago, was gripped to hurt by her like Xier. 她搂着喜儿,捂着屁屁儿嘤嘤嘤,刚才被小白扎疼了,就像喜儿被她扎疼了一样。 Xiaoman teacher knocks on a door, urged that they go back to sleep, the pomegranate pomegranate goes round little white by far, pushes walks side Xier, stretch/open Tan stops by calling her, making her take the medical kit. 小满老师来敲门,催促她们回去睡觉,榴榴远远绕开小白,挤在喜儿身边走,张叹喊住她,让她把医疗箱带上。 The pomegranate pomegranate thinks, hehe took the medical kit with a smile, returning to the bedrooms in two buildings to sleep. When she passes through the Luo child Kang's small bed, saw Luo Zikang to lie on the bed, looked at him excitedly unceasingly, Luo Zikang stared her one eyes, cast aside the head, did not respond her. 榴榴想了想,嘿嘿笑着提上了医疗箱,回到二楼的寝室睡觉。她经过罗子康的小床时,见罗子康已经躺在了床上,兴奋地不断瞄他,罗子康瞪了她一眼,撇过去脑袋,不搭理她。 The pomegranate pomegranate asked low voice: Luo Zikang, your monk got sick, I show you.” 榴榴小声问:“罗子康,你僧病了,我给你看看叭。” Go away!” Luo child Kang responds immediately ominously, caught up with the pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate fears death, she felt herself, if collects, can perhaps by Luo child Kang Baoshuai. “走开!”罗子康立刻凶巴巴地回应,把榴榴赶了走,榴榴怕死,她觉得自己要是凑上去,没准又会被罗子康抱摔。 She is very uncomfortable, mumbles, proud tender is not good, oneself good intention for Luo child Kang Kanbing, Luo Zikang did not appreciate kindness rendered even, but also is ominous she, snort/hum, if Luo Zikang were dying she not to help, this small fat paper, small bald was really getting what one deserves duck, his monk will get sick will definitely cry, snort/hum ~ 她十分不爽,哼哼唧唧,傲娇的不行,自己好心好意替罗子康看病,罗子康不领情就算了,还凶她,哼,要是罗子康快死了她才不帮忙呢,这个小胖纸,小光头真是活该鸭,他僧病了肯定会哭鼻子,哼~ The pomegranate pomegranate stared by Xiaoman teacher is going to bed to sleep, her medical kit is her treasure, was hidden by her in the bedding, hugs in the bosom, decides in the dream to give all children to grip one. 榴榴被小满老师盯着上床睡觉,她的医疗箱是她宝贝,也被她藏在了被窝里,抱在怀里,决定到梦里给所有小朋友都扎一针。 Her left is Xier, she is sideways to lie down, looks to her, hehe smiles, although has not spoken, but that expression was clearly saying that Xier does want to grip one? 她的左边是喜儿,她侧身躺着,看向她,嘿嘿笑,虽然没说话,但那表情分明在说喜儿要扎一针吗? Xier the leaning too small body, leaves her back of the head immediately. 喜儿立刻侧过小身子,留给她后脑勺。 Pomegranate pomegranate:() 榴榴:() Her also leaning too small body, shifts to the right, there is journey journey. 她也侧过小身子,转向右边,那里是程程。 journey journey is facing her exactly, and has not fallen asleep, the eye opens the eyes big, the pomegranate pomegranate is excited, said in the spoken language: Comes one journey journey. 程程恰好面对着她,而且没睡着,眼睛睁的大大的,榴榴兴奋不已,用口语说:来一针叭程程。 journey journey does not need she saying that immediately transfers the too small body, with back of the head to her. 程程不待她说完,立刻转过小身子,用后脑勺对着她。 Pomegranate pomegranate:( Dish) 榴榴:(皿) She is lying down face up, just saw that Xiaoman teacher is staring at her, urged her to sleep with the look a bit faster, do not move heedlessly. 她仰面躺着,刚好看到小满老师盯着她,用眼神叮嘱她快点睡觉,不要乱动。 The pomegranate pomegranate hopes for that asked her low voice: Xiaoman teacher do you want to give an injection? Does not want the ground and soaked black beans.” 榴榴希冀地小声问她:“小满老师你要打针吗?不要钱钱哦。” Xiaoman teacher is speechless: I have not fallen ill, why must give an injection, you close the eye a bit faster, prepares to sleep.” 小满老师无语:“我又没生病,干嘛要打针,你快点闭上眼睛,准备睡觉。” „Haven't you gotten sick?” The pomegranate pomegranate asked. “你没有病吗?”榴榴问。 I have not gotten sick.” Xiaoman teacher said. “我没有病。”小满老师说。 I feel your being sick duck.” “我觉得你有病鸭。” I have not gotten sick, you sleep a bit faster.” “我没病,你快点睡觉。” Pomegranate pomegranate rested, you no one saw a doctor, what to do died.” “榴榴睡告告了,你没有人看病,死了怎么办。” Xiaoman teacher air/Qi walked, does not respond her. 小满老师气的走了,不搭理她。 Another side, after the children walked, stretch/open Tan takes a bath, sits examines the mail before the desk, after processing the work, returning to the bedroom to prepare to sleep, suddenly hears honk toot toot the cry. 另一边,小朋友们走了后,张叹洗了个澡,坐在书桌前查看邮件,处理完工作后,回到卧室准备睡觉,忽然听到嘟嘟嘟的叫声。 He has not cared at first, thinks is the illusion, however after calming down, the weak cry even more seems obvious, finally brought to his attention. 他起初没有在意,以为是幻觉,但是当静下来后,微弱的叫声越发显得明显,终于引起了他的注意。 Didn't this call the chicken the sound???? 这不是叫鸡子的声音吗???? Called the chicken also to live??? 叫鸡子怎么还活着??? Vitality such tenacious?? 生命力这么顽强的吗?? How did it pass in the winter??? 它是怎么度过冬天的??? Opens sighs a series of questions to well up. 张叹一连串的疑问涌上心头。 He following the sound, crawls from the bed, single knee on the floor, sizes up under the bed, the jet black piece, cannot see clearly, but the sound truly conveys from here, moreover incessantly!!!! 他循着声音,从床上爬下来,单膝跪在地板上,打量床底下,漆黑一片,看不清,但是声音确实是从这里传来的,而且不止一只!!!! stretch/open Tan looks for the cell phone, turned on the flashlight, illuminates the bed bottom, the sound sound two, stopped, did not say a word. 张叹找来手机,把手电筒打开,照亮床底,声音响了两下,停了,不做声了。 Without the localization of sound, opened sighs could not find to call the chicken the form. 没有了声音的定位,张叹根本找不到叫鸡子的身影。 Helpless, can only give up temporarily, lies down on the bed, without a while, under the bed resounded again sound that called the chicken, he turned over/stood up to roll down rapidly, the cell phone light went toward the acoustic source place photo, anything had not discovered! 无奈,只能暂时罢手,躺回床上,没一会儿,床底下再次响起了叫鸡子的声音,他迅速翻身滚下,手机灯光往声源地点照去,什么都没发现! However the sound conveys from there. 但是声音就是从那里传来的。 Last year he in two by family/home was called the chicken the morning sickness to be extremely bothersome, was good arrived because of the winter, calling the chicken to vanish, has not thought of one beginning of the spring, the weather became warm, calling the chicken to come. 去年他被家里的两只叫鸡子烦不胜烦,好在冬天到了,叫鸡子就消失了,没想到一开春,天气变得暖和,叫鸡子又来了。 It seems like calls the chicken to be only late, but will not absent. 看来叫鸡子只会迟到,但绝不会缺席。 stretch/open Tan tossed about the period of time, calling the chicken the wool not to see, can only give up, thought that tomorrow will look again. 张叹折腾了好一阵子,叫鸡子的毛都没看到,只能罢手,心想明天白天再来找。 He lies on the bed, near the ear is completely calls the chicken the sound, blurry, suddenly hears some people to knock on a door. 他躺在床上,耳边尽是叫鸡子的声音,迷迷糊糊中,忽然听到有人在敲门。 He thinks that was called the chicken the noisy auditory hallucination, has not cared, but the knock one after another, truly some people look too 他以为是被叫鸡子吵的幻听,没有在意,但是敲门声接二连三,确实是有人找太 stretch/open Tan sets out to open the door, out of the door is standing Auntie Huang, said that outside some people look for him. 张叹起身开门,门外站着黄姨,说外头有人找他。 Now?” stretch/open Tan asked, this of greater part of the night looks for him. “现在?”张叹问,这大半夜的谁来找他啊。 Is now, said before , has telephoned with you.” Auntie Huang said. “就是现在,说之前和你打过电话。”黄姨说。 stretch/open Tanhuan the clothes came out, see to see his person, is stylish, on hair sends a wax half jin (0.5 kg) man. 张叹换了衣服出来,见到要见他的人,是个衣着光鲜、头发上发蜡半斤的男人。 You good Mr. stretch/open, I am Guo Kui, before has telephoned with you.” The opposite party said. “你好张先生,我是郭魁,之前和您打过电话的。”对方说。 Opens sighs suddenly, originally you of its duck are Guo Kui, the greater part of the night does not sleep to do. 张叹恍然,原来它鸭的你就是郭魁啊,大半夜不睡觉来干嘛。 I and brocade is a friend, I am accompany her to meet Xier, sees one side with you while convenient, actually this place is very good, the golden section, can leave the price also has the sincerity to purchase not many......” “我和锦儿是朋友,我是陪她来接喜儿的,顺便和你见一面,其实这块地真的很好,黄金地段,能出的起价钱又有诚意购买的不多……” Opposite party Balla Balla said, the meaning nothing but is he wants really to buy small red horse place. 对方巴拉巴拉说,意思无非是他想真的想买下小红马这块地。 Opens sighs seems like listening to him saying that actually bothersome, simply had not been moved at heart, only felt like that he is quite bothersome. 张叹看起来在听他讲,其实心里烦的一笔,根本没被打动,心里只觉得他好烦。 If not he is Tan Jiner comes together, stretch/open Tan has walked. 若非他是和谭锦儿一起来的,张叹早就走了。 Was good meets Xier because of this time brocade, Xier had not rested blurry, is pulling the small hand by the elder sister full of enthusiasm, chirp is chatting, saw stretch/open Tan, greeted warmly, to her elder sister said that Boss stretch/open was a good boss, not only gave her tasty little bear, but also rescued her life, she is almost broken fart fart by mischievous pomegranate pomegranate tonight. 好在这时候锦儿接来了喜儿,喜儿没有睡迷糊,兴致勃勃地由姐姐牵着小手,叽叽喳喳地在聊天,看到张叹,热情地打招呼,对她姐姐说张老板是个好老板,不仅给了她好喝的小熊,还救了她的命呢,她今晚差点被调皮的榴榴扎破了屁屁儿。 At once, she noticed Guo Kui, the big eye raised the small head to take a look at him curiously, but has not said a word. 旋即,她注意到了郭魁,大眼睛好奇地昂着小脑袋打量他,但是没有做声。 Guo Kui and others is at this moment, he knows that Tan Jiner weakness is her younger sister Tan Xier, so long as obtains Tan Xier favor, then Tan Jiner is the morning. 郭魁等的就是这一刻,他知道谭锦儿的弱点是她的妹妹谭喜儿,只要获得谭喜儿的欢心,那么谭锦儿就是早晚的。 Hello Xier.” Guo Kui greeted toward Xier with a smile. “你好啊喜儿。”郭魁笑着朝喜儿打招呼。 Hiahiahia, hello/you good uncle.” Xier sees anyone is with a laugh, even if did not know, she is also very friendly. “hiahiahia,你好吖叔叔。”喜儿见谁都是笑呵呵的,哪怕不认识,她也是很友好。 Guo Kui must say, but Tan Jiner leads Xier to walk, does not want to let Xier and he contacts. She arrives at the small red horse today, is not comes with Guo Kui, Guo Kui is licking face with, the excuse has the matter to look for Boss stretch/open, with her together. After small red horse, Tan Jiner sees him truly as if to know Boss stretch/open. 郭魁还要说,但是谭锦儿带着喜儿要走,不想让喜儿和他多接触。她今天来到小红马,并不是和郭魁一起来的,郭魁是舔着脸自己跟来的,借口是有事找张老板,并不是要和她一起来。到了小红马之后,谭锦儿见他确实似乎认识张老板。 Xier we go home.” Tan Jiner leads Xier to leave, said goodbye with stretch/open Tan. “喜儿我们回家啦。”谭锦儿带着喜儿离开,和张叹告别。 Brocade and other, I deliver you to go back.” Guo Kui said that but his belly is a little sore, wants first to go to bathroom, Xier hiahiahia laughed saying: You are defecate.” “锦儿等一下,我送你们回去吧。”郭魁说,但是他肚子有点疼,想先上厕所,喜儿hiahiahia大笑说:“你是来拉屎的叭。” Guo Kui: „......” 郭魁:“……” Xier must say again, was covered the small mouth by Tan Jiner, hugged. 喜儿还要再说,被谭锦儿捂住小嘴巴,抱了走。 stretch/open Tan sees that also has not paid attention to Guo Kui, returned to room/house Jixu to sleep. 张叹见状,也没有理会郭魁,回房继续睡觉了。 Next day, stretch/open Tan saw again Tan Jiner delivers Xier to come to the academy, when this does not have Guo Kui to follow, chatted, he asks Guo Kui, this fellow entangled must buy the small red horse, bothersome extremely bothersome. 第二天,张叹再次见到谭锦儿送喜儿来学园,这回没有郭魁跟着,闲聊时,他问到郭魁,这家伙缠着要买小红马,烦不胜烦。 Moreover, stretch/open Tan looked, Guo Kui not only wants to buy the small red horse, but also intended to pursue Tan Jiner, since can do business, can pursue the girl, therefore was competitive. 而且,张叹看出来了,郭魁不仅是想买小红马,而且更有意追求谭锦儿,既然能做生意,又能追女孩子,所以动力十足。 He saw that Tan Jiner as if not catch cold to Guo Kui, from chatting was more definite this idea, Tan Jiner worries now, cannot throw off Guo Kui. 他看出谭锦儿似乎对郭魁不感冒,从闲聊中更加确定了这一想法,谭锦儿现在十分烦恼,甩不掉郭魁。 „Do you really dislike that person?” stretch/open Tan asked. “你真的讨厌那人?”张叹问道。 Tan Jiner worries nods, actually according to her temper, she will not say a person, but Guo Kui really pursues was too tight, had disturbed her normal life and work, making her worry. 谭锦儿烦恼地点点头,其实按照她的性子,她是不会这么说一个人的,但是郭魁实在追的太紧了,已经干扰到她的正常生活和工作,让她十分烦恼。 I try to find the solution.” stretch/open Tan said. “我想想办法。”张叹说。 Tan Jiner has not cared, she thinks that stretch/open Tan said that does not want to come back stretch/open Tan to give the person to telephone, making the help check person who called Guo Kui, the telephone was. 谭锦儿没有在意,她以为张叹只是说说而已,不曾想回头张叹就给人打电话,让帮忙查一下叫郭魁的人,电话是XXXX。 Although does not know Guo Kui status, but there is a name, has the telephone, was enough. 虽然不知道郭魁的身份,但是有名字,有电话,足够了。
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