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#281: Irritates me the duck


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By mid December, «Woman 30» welcomed the big result finally. 到12月中旬了,《女人三十》终于迎来了大结局。 Huang Village, yellow Meimei family/home. 黄家村,黄莓莓家。 Why is I washes dishes??” “为什么又是我洗碗??” The whole families finished eating the food, Auntie Huang and yellow Meimei first under the table, goes to the living room to watch the television, leaves behind a Uncle Huang person to tidy up the tableware. He is very discontented. 一家人吃完了饭,黄姨和黄莓莓第一时间下桌,来到客厅看电视,留下黄叔一个人收拾碗筷。他十分不满。 Auntie Huang said: I served your dozens years, did you wash one time? Serves a need to shout and wrangle like this?” 黄姨说:“我伺候了你几十年,你洗一次怎么了?用得着这样大呼小叫?” Uncle Huang thinks, yes, said to yellow Meimei: Raspberry raspberry you washes dishes, I served your dozens years, tonight you wash.” 黄叔一想,也是,就对黄莓莓说:“莓莓你过来洗碗,我伺候了你几十年,今晚你来洗。” yellow Meimei: Father, I will serve you to arrive 100-year-old, but yourself wash to be good tonight , your Chinese chess lost diligently that many times, contracted more than 20 days of washing dishes work.” 黄莓莓:“爸,我会伺候你到100岁的,但是今晚你自己洗好不好,努力一点嘛,你象棋输了那么多次,承包了20多天的洗碗工作。” Why wants me to wash tonight?” “为什么今晚一定要我洗?” I must look at " Woman 30 » big results.” “我要看《女人三十》大结局啊。” I must look.” “我也要看。” „My woman, will soon rush to three, don't I look at you to look? The father, you rushed to six people.” “我一个女人,即将奔三,我不看你看?爸,你奔六的人了。” Uncle Huang thinks, said: I wash this time, counter-balances other 20 times.” 黄叔想了想,说:“那我洗这一次,抵消其他的20次。” You rob!!!” “你抢劫呢!!!” Did not want that even, you washed dishes.” “不愿意那就算了,你过来洗碗。” Good all various professions ~ ~ ~ will really take advantage, tonight " Woman 30 » big results, I will not manage you.” “行行行~~~真会趁火打劫,要不是今晚《女人三十》大结局,我才不会理你。” Uncle Huang consoles oneself, the heart said that the unmarried girl must raise richly, in the future was old, could not take a walk, counting on the unmarried girl can support by the arm. 黄叔自我安慰,心说闺女要富养,将来老了,走不动了,指望闺女能搀扶一把。 Here, in the living room, yellow Meimei convinced her father to contract finally washes dishes, in heart self-satisfied, although counter-balanced 20 washing dishes to work, but doesn't matter, watched the television, with method of goading somebody into action, the father will violate slightly muddily, tried to challenge her, then lost upside down. 这边,客厅里,黄莓莓终于说服她老爸承包洗碗,心中得意,虽然抵消了20次洗碗工作,但是没关系,看完电视,稍微用下激将法,老爸就会犯浑,试图挑战她,然后又输个底朝天。 When parents, usually again astute, runs into the children, must capsize. 当爹妈的,平时再精明,遇到儿女,都得翻船。 When yellow Meimei is self-satisfied, suddenly Auntie Huang said: You also know oneself is a woman, will soon rush to three, I asked you, this year celebrates the new year to bring home the boyfriend?” 黄莓莓得意时,忽然身边的黄姨说道:“你也知道自己是个女人,即将奔三,我就问你,今年过年能不能带男朋友回家?” yellow Meimei has a headache: I am only 24 years old.” 黄莓莓头疼:“我才24岁呢。” Just yourself said rush to three, I asked you, boyfriend where?” “刚你自己说奔三,我就问你,男朋友在哪里?” „Does mother you always urge me to get married? I got married you and father two people am lonely.” “妈你怎么老催我嫁人?我嫁人了你和爸两个人多冷清啊。” We will not be lonely, little red Mali some are the babies, is lively, a day has one to come back, one year 365 days, daily non- identical style.” “我们不会冷清,小红马里有的是小娃娃,多热闹,一天带一个回来,一年365天,天天不重样。” ...... …… Next day, stretch/open Tan arrives at Pujiang Movie Studio, with attended early morning meeting of this day with along, tall Xiaolan together. 第二天,张叹来到浦江电影制片厂,和张同顺、高小兰一同参加这天的晨会。 Three people are the first same place attend this meeting, in the past during «Woman 30» photographed, opened with along does not participate, stretch/open Tan and tall Xiaolan participated, afterward photographed to finish, stretch/open Tan did not participate, opens participates with affable tall Xiaolan, finally at the last time early morning meeting, three people sat in the conference room together. 三人是第一次一起参加这个会,以往《女人三十》拍摄期间,张同顺不参加,张叹和高小兰参加,后来拍摄结束了,张叹不参加,张同顺和高小兰参加,终于在最后一次的晨会上,三人一起坐在会议室里。 The people congratulate them, although data also in the minister vermilion Ruopu cell phone, but by " Woman 30 » such hot situations, the big result will only sprint is higher, is impossible to fall. 众人纷纷恭喜他们,虽然数据还在部长朱若浦的手机里,但是以《女人三十》这么热的态势,大结局只会冲刺更高,不可能下跌。 vermilion Ruopu enters the conference room in a hurry, on the face, is with a laugh happy. 朱若浦匆匆进入会议室,脸上笑呵呵的,心情很好。 He comes straight to the point, first reports " Woman 30 » viewing ratio situation. 他开门见山,先通报《女人三十》的收视率情况。 „...... The viewing ratio is 2.01, market share 7.” “……收视率是2.01,市场份额七。” The voice falls, in the conference room resounds the discussion immediately, is the applause. 话音一落,会议室里立刻响起议论声,接着是掌声。 Broke 2 unexpectedly, was accidental/surprised and pleasantly surprised. 竟然破二了,让人意外和惊喜。 Can break 2 soap operas, this year few, exactly say, the entire Huaxia only has two this year, «Woman 30» is third. 能破二的电视剧,今年就没有几部,确切说,全华夏今年只有两部,《女人三十》是第三部。 vermilion Ruopu also stops the notification, especially opening sighed three people to applaud, for the last time, big result, although regretted, but since this result has been he heads the film and television department the best result. 朱若浦也停下通报,特地给张叹三人鼓掌,最后一次了,大结局了,虽然遗憾,但是这个成绩是他执掌影视部门以来最好的成绩。 ...... …… Early morning after will finish, vermilion Ruopu opening sighed three people of offices, chats with them, mainly congratulates the congratulation, inquired while convenient stretch/open Tan «Secret Corner» photographed the matters concerned, as well as with along, tall Xiaolan the following plan. 晨会结束后,朱若浦又把张叹三人办公室,和他们聊了聊,主要是恭喜祝贺,顺便询问了张叹《隐秘的角落》拍摄事宜,以及张同顺、高小兰接下来的打算。 Comes out after the minister office, stretch/open Tan said to two people: At noon eats meal together, I know that nearby has good Pujiang local cuisine Hotel.” 从部长办公室出来后,张叹对两人说:“中午一起吃个饭吧,我知道附近有一家很好的浦江本帮菜饭店。” Opens with along without issue, tall Xiaolan hesitated, still complied refreshedly. She made a director and screenwriter of new project meets at noon, but, opens sighs sends out the invitation, she has no way to reject, can only delay the conference time. 张同顺没问题,高小兰则犹豫了一下,依然爽快地答应了。她原本约了一个新项目的导演和编剧中午开会,不过,张叹发出邀请,她没法拒绝,只能把会议时间推迟一些。 At noon drinks, happy, opened with along getting drunk, stretch/open Tan gave him to open a room in the hotel near hotel, making him sleep here, oneself lay down the little while on the sofa, takes an afternoon nap, woke up by afternoon 4 o'clock. 中午喝了酒,高兴嘛,张同顺喝醉了,张叹给他在饭店附近的酒店开了一间房,让他在这里睡一觉,自己则在沙发上躺了会儿,睡了个午觉,到下午四点钟才醒来。 stretch/open Tan sees to open with along still has the snoring on the bed, thinks that he is also drunk, sets out first to wash the face to the bathroom, after coming out, pushed him, planned that had not responded he first returns to the company. 张叹见张同顺还在床上打呼噜,以为他还醉着,起身先到卫生间洗了把脸,出来后,推了推他,打算没有反应他就先回公司。 But has not thought that opens with along opens the eye suddenly, visits him saying: „Did you awake?” 但没想到张同顺猛然睁开眼睛,看着他说:“你醒了?” stretch/open Tan stayed, probably was snatched the lines. 张叹呆了呆,好像被抢了台词吧。 „Did you also awake?” “你也醒了?” I actually awoke early, looked at you to get drunk, in sinks very much, did not feel relieved, stayed in the hotel that on the sofa rested you to become sober.” “我其实早醒了,看你喝醉了,在沙发上睡的很沉,不放心,就留在酒店等你酒醒。” „......” “……” Probably was snatched the lines, that issue came, who was drunk? 好像又被抢了台词,那问题来了,到底是谁醉了? stretch/open Tongshun said: You were drunk, has said hasn't been drunk, is I shoulders you to enter the hotel.” 张同顺说:“你醉了,一直说没醉没醉,是我扛你进酒店的。” stretch/open Tan: „It is not , was you were instead drunk, I shouldered you to enter the hotel.” 张叹:“不是,反了吧,是你醉了,我扛你进酒店的。” Is I shoulders you.” “是我扛你。” „It is not right.” “不对吧。” You ask tall Xiaolan, room that she gives, she knows.” “你问问高小兰,她给开的房间,她知道。” ...... …… Does not struggle clear, two people did not acknowledge that was drunk. 争不清,两人都不承认是自己醉了。 stretch/open Tan is disinclined to struggle again, said: „The elder brother are you continue to rest return to the company with me? Our company also has the matter, must first go back.” 张叹懒得再争,说:“那哥你是继续睡呢还是和我一起回公司?我公司还有事,得先回去。” Opens smooth with: I could not fall asleep, I have not been drunk, where can rest is so long.” 张同顺:“我睡不着了,我又没醉,哪能睡这么久。” We go back together.” “那我们一起回去吧。” This is not good, you first walk, we must avoid suspicion.” “这不行,你先走,我们要避嫌。” „??” “??” If makes the acquaintance see that our grown men return a house in the hotel, how others think, you first walk, my 1 : 00 pm, staggers the time.” “要是让熟人看到我们俩大男人在酒店退房,别人会怎么想,你先走,我晚 1 点,错开时间。” stretch/open Tan thought that today's with talks on endlessly along the god god. 张叹觉得今天的张同顺神神叨叨的。 I first walked.” “那我先走了。” Also ok? Doesn't use the wall?” “还行吧?不用扶墙吧?” I said that today has not been drunk.” “我说了,今天没醉。” „The person of alcoholic intoxication will never say oneself were drunk.” “醉酒的人从来不会说自己醉了。” stretch/open Tan engaged in self-examination to close, opens with along to drop down immediately, rubbed the temples, the whisper was old, drinking was not too small was young, sighing woefully age is unforgiving. 张叹反身关上门,张同顺立刻倒下,揉了揉太阳穴,嘀咕年纪大了,喝不过小年轻了,哀叹岁月不饶人啊。 Without a while, in the room resounds the arrhythmic snoring sound again. 没一会儿,房间里再次响起毫无节奏的呼噜声。 stretch/open Tan goes to the company, is to communicate «Secret with hold Xiaoxiao the Corner» matter. Come evening, but is well simple at the matter, caught up in 5 : 30 getting off work petreatment. 张叹来到公司,是要和盛潇潇沟通《隐秘的角落》的事情。来的晚,但好在事情简单,赶在五点半下班前处理完了。 When he must walk, hold Xiaoxiao said: Teacher stretch/open, has not congratulated you, " Woman 30 » viewing ratios explode greatly, you now in the circle were a celebrity.” 他要走时,盛潇潇笑着说:“张老师,还没恭喜你,《女人三十》收视率大爆,你现在在圈子里是个名人了。” stretch/open Tan said: „My rookie, is not the celebrity, but also early.” 张叹说:“我一个新人,不是什么名人,还早着。” So should not be modest, this year the best rookie screenwriter in factory goes to none other than you, even the best screenwriter in nation, you will still be able to be accepted to struggle a struggle.” “别这么谦虚,今年厂里的最佳新人编剧非你莫属,就算是全国的最佳编剧,你也应该可以入围争一争。” Opens sighs has not thought this, said that national each soap opera award item must start to start the evaluation one after another. 张叹从没想过这个,说起来,全国各个电视剧奖项要陆续开始启动评选了。 stretch/open Tan said with a smile: Too remote matter, cannot think.” 张叹笑道:“太遥远的事情,不敢想。” hold Xiaoxiao smiles, had not said again, because truly is also the quite remote matter. 盛潇潇笑了笑,没再说,因为确实是还比较遥远的事情。 Was right, I listened to Liu Dao to say the day before yesterday, you wrote a theme song to the soap opera, called «little white Ship» was right? We equaled, money finance will hit over the two days to you.” “哦对了,我前天听刘导说,你给电视剧写了一首主题曲,叫《小白船》对不对?我们合计了一下,钱财务这两天就会打给你。” After stretch/open Tan thanked, returned to the office, went home with the package, actually surprise Jiang Rong. 张叹感谢后,回到办公室,拿包回家,却意外发现姜蓉在。 Jiang Rongla he is walking, said: I heard, your «Woman 30» viewing ratios broken 2, tonight celebrates, walks, drinks, I called several people of animation section, is an acquaintance, for a long time has not happen to gathered.” 姜蓉拉着他就走,说:“我听说了,你的《女人三十》收视率破二了,今晚庆祝一下,走,喝酒去,我叫了动漫部的几个人,都是熟人,正好好久没聚了。” Also drinks? stretch/open Tanxiang sneaks off, but without sliding, is good because of everyone heard that he drank at noon much , there would be no to urge to drink. 又喝酒?张叹想开溜,但没溜成,好在大家听说他中午喝了不少,便没劝酒。 Next day, opens sighs receives the message to remind, the sum of money projected in his pay card, this was the happy worry, often had the unclear fund to project on the account, did not look that detailed did not know what's the matter. 第二天,张叹收到短信提醒,有一笔钱打到他工资卡上了,这是幸福的烦恼,经常有不明款项打到账户,不看明细都不知道是怎么回事。 stretch/open Tanshao ponders over, knows that this is " little white Ship » expense, was hold Xiaoxiao told him yesterday. 张叹稍一琢磨,知道这是《小白船》的费用,也就是盛潇潇昨天跟他说的。 The number of this sum of money in the industry is very high, hold Xiaoxiao and Liu Jinlu have not treated unjustly him, given is very full. 这笔钱的数目在行业内算是很高的,盛潇潇和刘金路没有亏待他,给的很足。 stretch/open Tan came out money Qu that night, returns to Huang Village, when stops the car(riage), the walk returns to the academy, to lane in the convenience store bought 40 red packages, in goes home, sets the table a piles of cash on, toward each red packet money. 张叹当天晚上就把钱取出来了,回到黄家村,停好车,步行回学园时,到巷子里的便利店买了40个红包,回到家里,把一摞摞现金摆桌上,往每个红包里塞钱。 duo duo duo ~ ~ ~ ~ 咄咄咄~~~~ Some people are knocking on a door. 有人在敲门。 After a half year of exercise, opens sighs practice makes perfect, according to the effort of knocking on a door can judge that the person is the little friend or the Sir. 经过半年的锻炼,张叹熟能生巧,根据敲门的力度能判断来人是小朋友还是大人。 This certainly is a little friend. 这个一定是小朋友。 Opening the door, is really a little friend, is hiahia Xier, has the tall little millet in her behind. 开门,果然是个小朋友,是hiahia的喜儿,在她身后还有个子高一点点的小米。 Hiahiahia, my Malaysia.” “hiahiahia,我的大马。” A Xier opens the mouth, stretch/open Tan gets angry. 喜儿一张口,张叹就冒火。 I pick your money, my Malaysia, hiahiahia ~ ~ ~ ~ “我捡到你的钱啦,我的大马,hiahiahia~~~~” She turned round to say to Xiaomi: Millet you were about to put me ~ ~ 她回身对小米说:“小米你快放了我叭~~” stretch/open Tan then notices, Xier's both hands with hands tied behind the back after behind, the millet probably is in custody she. 张叹这才注意到,喜儿的双手被反剪在身后,小米像是在押着她。 The millet lets off Xier, Xier rubs the small wrist/skill, touched toward the trousers stomacher, small hand one, in the hand were many one hundred dollar bill. 小米放过喜儿,喜儿揉揉小手腕,往裤兜兜里摸了摸,小手一摊,手中多了一张百元大钞。 Money of Boss stretch/open ~ ~ hiahia!” “张老板的钱~~hiahia!” My?” Opens sighs surprisedly, when did he fall money? “我的?”张叹惊奇,他什么时候掉钱了? Xier nods again and again, said: I quite think that does not give you, but the millet saw, Xiaomi said that does not render back the money to Boss stretch/open, she notified, irritates me the duck ~ ~ ~ she also caught me, snort/hum ~ ~ ~ little white because was good.” 喜儿连连点头,说:“我好想不给你吖,但是小米看到了,小米说不还钱给张老板,她就报信,气死我啦鸭~~~她还抓我,哼~~~小白在就好了。” She was verbose, sees the millet to stare at her steadily, immediately embarrasedly, touched in the pants pocket, fished out one hundred dollar bill grinningly again: Hiahia , I fierce ~ ~ ~ 她絮絮叨叨,见小米目不转睛地盯着她,顿时讪讪不已,又在裤兜里摸了摸,笑嘻嘻地再次摸出一张百元大钞:“hiahia,还有一张,我厉害叭~~~”
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