So long as thinks to go to school tomorrow, the pomegranate pomegranate having no interest sleep, tosses about unable to fall asleep, gets out of bed simply, first violent in the room walks, felt that mother vermilion and vermilion fathers slept, therefore took a stroll to the living room in wanders around, took a stroll in the kitchen, opens the refrigerator to look...... 只要一想明天就要上学,榴榴就无心睡眠,翻来覆去睡不着,干脆起了床,先是在房间里暴走,感觉到朱妈妈和朱爸爸都睡觉去了,于是就溜达到客厅里瞎转悠,在厨房溜达,打开冰箱找一找…… Next day, big Yanyan cannot get out of bed, was almost carried by vermilion Xiaojing, coaxes while teaches. 第二天,大燕燕起不来床,几乎是被朱小静拎起来的,一边哄一边训。 Shen Limin packs the thing in the living room, remnant thick soup cold roast/broil, was last night most evening school Yanyan eats, light/only little bear drink had two bottles. 沈利民在客厅收拾东西,残羹冷炙,都是昨晚大半夜大燕燕吃的,光小熊饮料就有两瓶。 Shen Limin also thinks from the beginning by the thief, until seeing to have the husk to fall on the floor to extend to the room of pomegranate pomegranate, and found more husks in the bedside of pomegranate pomegranate, this believes firmly, was last night greatly Yanyan night assault refrigerator. 沈利民一开始还以为遭贼了呢,直到看到有果壳掉地板上一路延伸到榴榴的房间,并在榴榴的床边找到了更多的果壳,这才确信,是昨晚大燕燕夜袭电冰箱。 The seems like later refrigerator must cage is good, does not know such refrigerator. 看来以后电冰箱要上锁才行,就是不知道有没有这样的冰箱。 Shen Limin raised the head, sees good-for-nothing common big Yanyan, is going against a pair of dark pouche, almost smiles to make noise. 沈利民一抬头,看到行尸走肉一般的大燕燕,顶着一双黑眼圈,差点笑出声来。 He pretends not to see, to continue living of dry/does oneself. 他假装没看见,继续干自己的活。 But before big Yanyan at this time already vermilion Xiaojing carried the trash can, wants her to recognize these is oneself last night ate. 而大燕燕这时候已经被朱小静拎到垃圾桶前,要她认一认这些是不是自己昨晚吃的。 Big Yanyan also in blurry, did not acknowledge, did not deny. 大燕燕还在迷糊中,既不承认,也不否认。 That acknowledged. 那就是承认了。 vermilion Xiaojing taught Yanyan greatly. 朱小静又把大燕燕训了一顿。 A big Yanyan morning completely got a bawling out, an ignorant circle of face. 大燕燕一早上尽挨训了,一脸的懵圈。 With great difficulty after washing, had the breakfast, hurries to go to the school. 好不容易洗漱过后,吃了早餐,赶紧去学校。 Today is to begin school first day, must hold the parents' meeting. 今天是开学第一天,同时也要开家长会。 vermilion Xiaojing unit has the matter unable to participate, changing makes Shen Limin accompany the pomegranate pomegranate. 朱小静单位有事不能去参加,改让沈利民陪榴榴去。 The school entrance crowd is lively, the vehicles stopped quite long one row in the roadside, has the traffic police to be responsible for directing the traffic. 学校门口人群热闹,车辆在路边停了好长一排,有交警在负责指挥交通。 Shen Limin is driving to transfer two, found a vacancy, stopped the car(riage), bringing the pomegranate pomegranate to hurry to get out, must be late. 沈利民开着车转了两圈,才找到一个空位,把车停了进去,带着榴榴赶紧下车,要迟到了。 The elementary school entrance has really has the student of welcome, seem to should be the big age, there are both men and women, stands two rows, is greeting to into the school schoolmates politely. 小学门口有竟然有迎宾的学生,看起来应该是大年纪的,有男有女,站成两排,对着入校的同学们礼貌地打招呼。 When pomegranate pomegranate since, the opposite party bent the waist with a smile slightly to her said: „Welcome you, Schoolmate ~, the new semester sees you very much happily.” 榴榴进入时,对方就笑着微微弯腰对她说:“欢迎你,同学~,新学期很高兴见到你。” The pomegranate pomegranate stared at others to look, toward in walked while said: „Your happy too early!” 榴榴盯着人家看了看,一边往里走一边说:“你高兴的太早了吧！” „......” “……” An opposite party face ignorant circle, gazed after the pomegranate pomegranate to walk away, how without thinking to respond to these words. 对方一脸懵圈,目送榴榴走远了,没想到怎么回应这句话。 The stand the female student of his side said: „This Shen Liuliu who seems like the second grade, an actor.” 站他身边的一个女生说:“这个好像是二年级的沈榴榴,一个演员。” „Shen Liuliu?” “沈榴榴？” „Right, has shot many movie TV Drama.” “对,拍过很多电影电视剧。” „, I thought.” “啊,我想起来了。” Shen Limin follows side the pomegranate pomegranate, told the pomegranate the pomegranate unable like just to speak, wants polite. 沈利民跟在榴榴身边,告诉榴榴不能像刚刚那样跟人说话,要有礼貌。 „Pomegranate pomegranate-” “榴榴-” Suddenly, a familiar shout transmits, looks following the sound...... 忽然,一声熟悉的喊声传来,循声看去…… „Little flower spent you also to come duck-” “小花花你也来了鸭-” The pomegranate pomegranate greeted happily, shouted that she regretted, how innermost thoughts saying. 榴榴欢乐地招呼,喊完她就后悔了,怎么把心里话给说出来了。 Really, the Xiaobai complexion that the front surface walks was black, tiger a face. 果然,迎面走来的小白脸色黑了,虎着一张脸。 The pomegranate pomegranate heart said, whom your tiger is frightening, snort/hum, I will not fear your! 榴榴心说,你虎着吓唬谁呢,哼,我是不会怕你的！ „Xiaobai, welcome you, my good schoolmate ~, the new semester sees you very much happily.” The pomegranate pomegranate hurried to say. “小白,欢迎你,我的好同学~,新学期很高兴见到你。”榴榴赶紧说。 Xiaobai said ill-humoredly: „Last night we met.” 小白没好气地说:“昨晚我们才见面。” The pomegranate pomegranate laughs intentionally: „Good friend must see duck daily ~, is our Xier ducks, sees you very much happily.” 榴榴故意大笑:“好朋友就要天天见鸭~啊,是我们的喜儿鸭,也很高兴见到你。” Xier hiahia smiles, provoked laughter by the pomegranate pomegranate. 喜儿hiahia笑,是被榴榴逗笑的。 Although the pomegranate pomegranate words saying was very false, who let Xier smiled to be very low. 虽然榴榴刚才的话说的很假,但是谁让喜儿的笑点很低呢。 Zhang Tan and Tan Jiner, is also chatting with Shen Limin. 张叹和谭锦儿也在,和沈利民聊着天。 The time of now attending class had arrived, but the teachers in charge have not arrived, it is said meets in grade team leader there, therefore many guardians lead the child to saunter outside, in twos and threes is chatting. 现在上课的时间已经到了,但是班主任们还没到,据说都在年级组长那里开会,所以很多家长带着小孩子在外面转悠,三三两两聊着天。 Three children gather together, more chatted is farther, unknowingly walked not to have the shadow. 三个小孩子聚在一起,越聊越远,不知不觉就走没影了。 „Well? What thing is?” “咦？勒个是啥子东西？” Xiaobai picks a little thing on the drill ground, seems like a bomb. 小白在操场上捡到一个小东西,看起来是个炸弹。 The pomegranate pomegranate collects, holds this bomb to throw toward the ground. 榴榴凑上去,抓住这炸弹就往地上扔。 Threw, the bomb shot two on the sod, the level. 扑哧一下,炸弹在草皮上弹了两下,躺平了。 This is the plastic does. 这是塑料做的。 Winter vacation has not handled, the grass growing trend in drill ground is gratifying, some places can overflow the instep. 一个寒假没有打理,操场上的草长势喜人,有的地方可以没过脚面。 The Xiaobai three people crowd together to whisper, at once reaches the unification opinion, Xiaobai picks up the bomb, the pomegranate pomegranate drivehead, happy baby, three people walk toward the administrative building, went to three buildings without consulting anybody, found the principal office. 小白三人凑在一起嘀嘀咕咕,旋即达成统一意见,小白捡起炸弹,榴榴打头,喜娃娃跟后,三人往行政楼走去,径自上了三楼,找到了校长办公室。 The principal is telephoning in the office, saw that three children knock on a door, gawked, then saw the Xiaobai bosom is holding an aerial bomb. 校长正在办公室里打电话,见到三个小朋友敲门进来,愣了下,然后就看到小白怀里抱着的一个航空炸弹。 „......” “……” Has not waited for him to recover, likes the pomegranate pomegranate that does the trick turning on the book bag, fished out one package of magnificence Zi, places on the desk of principal, said grinningly: „Principal uncle, gives your gift on first meeting.” 还没等他回过神来,爱搞幺蛾子的榴榴打开书包,从中摸出了一包华子,放在校长的办公桌上,笑嘻嘻地说:“校长大叔,给你的见面礼。” The principal is at compels the condition completely ignorant, transmits until near the ear telephone in shouts his sound, he recovers, hurries to send, made the telephone call, looks at magnificence Zi and aerial bomb on desk, asked depressed: „Is your does do?” 校长完全处在懵逼状态,直到耳边的电话里传来呼喊他的声音,他才回过神来,赶紧打发掉,挂了电话,看着办公桌上的华子和航空炸弹,郁闷地问:“你们这是干什么？” This can be understood as, magnificence Zi buys over him, the aerial bomb threatens him? Also wants him to do?? 可以理解为,华子是收买他,航空炸弹是威胁他吗？又想要他干什么呀？？ „Gives to you to pull out.” The pomegranate pomegranate refers to magnificence Zi who oneself brought saying. “送给你抽的。”榴榴指了指自己带来的华子说道。 The principal does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Thanks, I do not smoke, where does your come?” 校长哭笑不得:“谢谢,我不抽烟的,你这哪里来的？” He discovered that this hold/container Huazi opened sealed, big Yanyan this gave a present is not distracted. 他发现这包华子还是开了封的,大燕燕这送礼不走心啊。 „Specially for the duck that you buy, you do not pull out now have not related, you can first receive, when your pressure big time you can want to pull out.” “专门给你买的鸭,你现在不抽没关系,你可以先收着,等你压力大的时候你会想抽的。” The pomegranate pomegranate said that said the principal one after another directly speechless. 榴榴说起来一套一套的,直接把校长说得无语了。 This polite talk was she there studied from mother vermilion last night, mother vermilion preached Shen Limin is almost this meaning. 这套话是昨晚她从朱妈妈那里学的,朱妈妈说教沈利民差不多就是这个意思。 She took a stroll in the living room last night in the middle of the night, on the tea table Shen Limin magnificence Zi who delivers also took away, placed in the book bag, today brings to the principal tics. 她昨晚深更半夜在客厅溜达,把茶几上沈利民上交的华子也收走了,放在了书包里,今天带来给校长抽抽。 The principal thanked the good intention of pomegranate pomegranate, looks to that scary aerial bomb, asked: „Does this do?” 校长感谢了榴榴的好意,看向那吓人的航空炸弹,问道:“这又是干嘛？” The one who sends this thing is white Chunhua, is harder to deal with than the pomegranate pomegranate. 送来这东西的是白椿花小朋友,比榴榴更难缠的。 Xiaobai said: „We picked a moment ago on the drill ground.” 小白说:“刚才在操场上我们捡到的。” Xier collected saying: „Is a bomb, good danger.” 喜儿凑过来说:“是个炸弹,好危险。” Xiaobai said: „If by some chance exploded, the children will be injured.” 小白说:“万一炸了,小朋友们会受伤。” Xier then said: „Therefore delivered to the principal your here to come.” 喜儿接着说:“所以送到校长你这里来了。” Xiaobai said: „You look to manage.” 小白说:“你看着办叭。” The principal was also speechless, the heart said that your was engaging in the crosstalk, your my, the bomb was very dangerous on the drill ground, isn't dangerous here? The children will be injured, can I survive under the bomb? 校长又是一阵无语,心说你们这是在说相声呢,你一句我一句的,炸弹在操场上很危险,在我这里就不危险了？小朋友们会受伤,我就能在炸弹下存活吗？ „This plastic.” “这塑料的。” The pomegranate pomegranate inserts a few words, takes up the aerial bomb to throw toward the ground. 榴榴插一句话,拿起航空炸弹往地上掷去。 In imagination rumble has not happened, but after is the biubiu two rebounds, level on the ground. 想象中的轰隆隆没有发生,而是biubiu两声反弹后,躺平在地上。 ...... …… When Zhang Tan and the others found the Xiaobai three people, these three fellows were being sent out the administration building by the principal personally. 当张叹等人找到小白三人时,这三个家伙正在被校长亲自送出行政大楼。 „Said goodbye principal uncle, you must speech sai on the platform, you refuel today ~ ~” “再见校长大叔,你今天要在讲台上讲话噻,你加油哦~~” „Meeting, I will refuel.” “会的,我会加油的。” „Do not be afraid, we will clap the Palestinian palm of the hand to you.” “你不要害怕,我们会给你拍巴巴掌的。” „Thank you Tan Xier.” “谢谢你谭喜儿小朋友。” „Later often relates the duck.” “以后常联系鸭。” „Good good, often relates, the gift of thank you today sending, the bomb I accepted, magnificent you take away.” “好的好的,常联系,谢谢你们今天送来的礼物,炸弹我收下了,华子你们拿走。” „You do not give me face duck principal uncle ~” “你不给我面子鸭校长大叔~” The pomegranate pomegranate was not happy that cannot halt, the bomb principal who Xiaobai delivers accepted, magnificent that she delivers was actually returned, how does this make her raise the head in front of the little flower flower? If this passed on, how she also commanded second-grade one class. 榴榴不高兴了,站住不走了,小白送的炸弹校长收下了,她送的华子却被退还了,这让她如何在小花花面前抬起头来？这要是传出去了,她还怎么统领二年级一班。