„What is?” “是什么？” „Big box.” “好大的盒子。” „To my gift?” “还有给我的礼物？” ...... …… Xiaobai makes their oneself disassemble. 小白让他们自己去拆开。 Liu Changjiang blocks the people who are ready to make trouble, said: „Do not want to fight! Do not snatch! Let me come!” 刘长江拦住蠢蠢欲动的众人,说道:“不要争！不要抢！让我来！” People peaceful, then clamored, all " endeavor ,s to be the first ", blocks cannot block! To disassemble the big gift box personally, has a look the gift that Xiaobai gives is anything. 众人安静了一下,接着更加喧哗了,个个奋勇争先,拦都拦不住！都想要亲自拆开大礼盒,看看小白送的礼物是什么。 Liu Changjiang is helpless, can only sit on the ground, grasped two big gift boxes, wants to fight over this tone: „I am this month hegemon! I am a hegemon! You must listen my!” 刘长江无奈,只能坐在地上,一把抱住了两个大礼盒,死活要争这口气:“我是这个月的盟主啊！我是盟主！你们都要听我的！” Xiaobai oh one, in two youngster to these is also speechless. 小白唉的一声,对这几个中二少年也是无语。 She was unable to continue watching, said the sentence at will: „Lets the Yangtze River, the Yangtze River must cry.” 她看不下去了,就随意说了句:“就让长江来吧,长江都要哭了。” People peaceful, then in abundance dispersing. 众人安静了一下,接着纷纷散开。 „Gives the Yangtze River a face.” “就给长江个面子吧。” „Listens to Xiaobai.” “听小白的。” „Makes Liu Changjiang open.” “让刘长江拆吧。” „Liu Changjiang definitely patted the Xiaobai horse buttocks!” “刘长江肯定拍了小白的马屁！” ...... …… Liu Changjiang is panting in indignation, stands up, uses temporarily as has not heard everyone's voice, was saying at heart, this group of fellows, each one protruding bones in the occipital region!!! 刘长江气呼呼的,站起身来,权当没听到大家的声音,心里却在说,这群家伙,个个一身反骨！！！ Liu Changjiang first disassembled a big gift box, reveals was putting Ying Zheng hand office! 刘长江先是拆开了一个大礼盒,露出了里面放着的嬴政手办！ This operates about one meter high, fine exquisite, as if really the playing blindman's buff beautiful youngster stand at present. 这手办有将近一米高,精美细腻,仿佛真的有一个蒙眼的美少年站在眼前。 Everyone no one spoke at once, is staring at this office intently. 大家一时之间没人说话,都直愣愣地盯着这手办。 They are experienced, but has not seen this degree of hand office, is too fine! 他们见多识广,但是从没见过这种程度的手办,太精美啦！ „This, this gives to us? Xiaobai.” Liu Changjiang asked Xiaobai indefinitely, he felt subconsciously, this managed was too fine, was very certainly precious, he received embarrassed. “这,这是送给我们的？小白。”刘长江不确定地问小白,他下意识地觉得,这手办太精美了,一定很贵重吧,他都不好意思收。 „Gives to you , disassembles to come to see.” Xiaobai said. “送给你们的,还有一个,拆开来看看。”小白说。 Liu Changjiang continues to remove the second largest gift box impatiently, but others the noisy crowd has welled up Ying Zheng hand office, gathers round discusses spiritedly, excited exceptionally. 刘长江迫不及待地继续拆第二个大礼盒,而其他人已经一窝蜂地涌上了嬴政手办,围着议论纷纷,兴奋异常。 Until, Liu Changjiang inspires, trembling sound saying: „Is too flagitious! Too man!! Brothers! Looks quickly!!” 直到,刘长江倒吸了一口气,颤声说道:“太凶残！太男人啦！！兄弟们！快看啊！！” This is Lu Bu hand office, highly with Ying Zheng's similar, close to one meter, making widely known that but in the imposing manner changes, glares angrily, the eye of burnishing person bites, grasps side heaven to draw the halberd, under the place the red hare, assumes the posture that dashes to divide to cut, the whole body bloodstain, probably sends out in the life the last time charge, is the most irresistible charge! 这是吕布手办,高度和嬴政的差不多,接近一米,但是气势上更张的张扬,怒目圆睁,目光择人而噬,手持方天画戟,座下赤兔马,呈飞奔劈砍的姿势,浑身血迹,像是发出生命中最后一次冲锋,也是最势不可挡的一次冲锋！ Liu Changjiang and the others were occupied by this imposing manner fear, suddenly looks, no one spoke. 刘长江等人都被这气势慑住了,一时间只是愣愣地看着,没人说话。 The long time to Xiaobai thinks that they were silly, shakes before them adeptly shakes, woke up by shouting the melon baby. 久到小白以为他们都傻了,拿手在他们面前晃啊晃,一个个喊醒瓜娃子。 „This, who is this?” General burnt/anxious inquired with amazement. “这,这是谁？”焦大帅惊讶地询问。 Xiaobai said: „Is Lu Bu!” 小白说:“勒个是吕布！” „Lu Bu?” General burnt/anxious muttered, „I said that definitely was Lu Bu, this imposing manner, this elegant demeanor! My God, I quite like, give me.” “吕布？”焦大帅喃喃道,“我就说,肯定是吕布,这气势,这风采！我的天啊,我好喜欢,给我吧。” Finally these words are not to the Xiaobai lecture, but to say to his good brothers. 最后这句话不是对小白讲的,而是对他的好兄弟们讲的。 His good brothers originally was shocked, listens to such a few words suddenly, immediately each one spirits. 他的好兄弟们本来都在被震撼中,忽听这么一句话,顿时个个精神了。 Yes, a more difficult issue is placed in their front now, they like these two hand offices, but only two, but they have six people, this/should divides? 是啊,现在更严峻的问题摆在了他们的面前,他们都喜欢这两个手办,但是只有两个,而他们有六个人,该怎么分？ Thinks of here, everyone starts to look mutually, guards, and spreads out, prevents to encounter the mishap. 想到这里,大家开始互瞄,纷纷提防起来,并且拉开距离,防止遭遇不测。 Liu Changjiang first spoke: „I want that Lu Bu!” 刘长江先说话:“我要那个吕布！” General burnt/anxious angrily rebukes: „Fart you want Lu Bu! I want! Gives me!” 焦大帅怒斥:“屁的你要吕布！我要！给我！” Mei Fangfang said: „I do not want Lu Bu.” 梅方方说:“我不要吕布。” Everyone looks to him, the heart said that side side understands what has to be done, finally actually listens to him saying: „I want Ying Zheng!” 大家看向他,心说方方识时务,结果却听他说道:“我要嬴政！” little king stamps one's foot: „No! Ying Zheng gives me!” 小王跳脚:“不！嬴政给我！” „Why to give you!!” Mei Fangfang is angry. “凭什么给你！！”梅方方大怒。 little king happily said: „Depends on us is the beautiful youngster!” 小王得意地说:“就凭我们都是美少年！” Big Zhao Hexiao Zhao spoke finally, but the appetite was biggest: „Our brothers wanted these two hand offices!” 大赵和小赵最后发言,但是胃口最大:“我们俩兄弟要了这两个手办！” Others with one voice, making them get the hell out. 其他人异口同声,让他们滚蛋。 Liu Changjiang sizes up the situation, said: „It seems like today unavoidable war, good, Spring Festival ending, everyone reunited saw one side the family member, should at heart does not have any regret.” 刘长江打量现场的形势,说道:“看来今天难免一战啊,也好,春节过完,大家都团圆见了家人一面,心里应该没有什么遗憾了吧。” General burnt/anxious said: „It seems like must like this.” 焦大帅道:“看来是要这样啊。” little king sends to instigate, here his stature is smallest, fights most suffers a loss, therefore wants to look for Xiaobai to turn swords into plowshares, asked: „Xiaobai, the hand office is your, did you say to whom?” 小王心里发怂,这里他个子最小,打架最吃亏,所以想找小白化干戈为玉帛,问道:“小白,手办是你的,你说给谁？” Xiaobai was not swindled, she said: „Gives you.” 小白才不上当呢,她说道:“给你们。” little king does not lose heart: „But we have no way minute/share.” 小王不死心:“但是我们没法分啊。” Xiaobai said: „Hou humph humph, does that fight one?” 小白道:“嚯嚯嚯,那就打一架？” little king: „......” 小王:“……” Mei Fangfang shouted to shout blindly: „Martial arts contest! Martial arts contest!!!” 梅方方瞎嚷嚷道:“比武！比武！！！” The people reached an agreement quickly, that comes a martial arts contest congress, first two select the hand office. 众人很快商量好了,那就来一场比武大会吧,前两名挑手办。 little king shouted: „Brothers, some words saying well, something are open to discuss, does not need to resort to arms the spear/gun.” 小王大喊:“兄弟们,有话好好说,有事好商量,不用上来就动刀动枪。” Sees everyone intention to decide, he backs off: „Brothers, that show mercy, to stops, do not harm the life......” 见大家心意已决,他退而求其次:“兄弟们,那手下留情,点到即止,不要伤了性命……” Liu Changjiang is impatient to him, thought that his matter are too many, therefore said to everyone: „Or, first kills one to add to the fun?” 刘长江对他不耐烦,觉得他事情太多,于是对大家说道:“要不,先杀一个助助兴？” Saying, looked maliciously to little king. 说着,不怀好意地看向了小王。 little king: „......” 小王:“……” He rushes to hide the Xiaobai side, seeks the protection. 他赶忙躲到小白身边去,寻求保护。 A martial arts contest congress started. 一场比武大会开始了。 little king ponders over, finally was surpassed the life and death to the affection of that two hand offices, he decided also to go on stage to compare, result's first ran into general burnt/anxious, by being able to find that north burnt/anxious general 13 groups of Tan legs of kicked, suffered defeat dirtily. 小王思前想后,最后是对那两个手办的喜爱超过了生死,他决定也上场比一比,结果第一场就遇到了焦大帅,被焦大帅的十三路谭腿踢的找不到北,灰头土脸败北了。 little king was first eliminated, what second eliminated is Mei Fangfang, he by greatly Zhao Dabai. 小王最先被淘汰,第二个被淘汰的是梅方方,他是被大赵打败的。 By Zhao Dabai, Mei Fangfang is 10,000 is not convinced greatly. 被大赵打败,梅方方是一万个不服气。 What third going on stage is general burnt/anxious to little Zhao. 第三个上场的是焦大帅对小赵。 General burnt/anxious is confident, the result looked, little Zhao and Zhao arrives greatly hand in hand. 焦大帅信心满满,结果一看,小赵和大赵联袂登场。 „Do you do?” General burnt/anxious asked. “你们干嘛？”焦大帅问道。 little Zhao boast shamelessly said: „What I and my brother practice is the double sword combines and complements one another, therefore we must enter the stage together.” 小赵大言不惭地说道:“我和我哥哥练的是双剑合璧,所以我们要一起出场。” General burnt/anxious is angry, sees has not been concerned about face, has not seen has not been concerned about face. 焦大帅大怒,见过不要脸的,没见过这么不要脸的。 The little Zhao's shameless opinion encounters presents everyone's spurning, big Zhao was out dirtily, left behind little Zhao alone to the upper burner general. 小赵无耻的言论遭到在场所有人的唾弃,大赵灰头土脸地下场,留下了小赵独自对上焦大帅。 Finally his fate is like Mei Fangfang, kicked fell several dogs to gnaw the excrement, almost cried. 结果他的下场和梅方方一样,被踢的摔了好几次狗啃屎,差点哭了。 Big Zhao An consoled him. 大赵安慰他去了。 Next, is greatly Zhao to Liu Changjiang. 下一场,是大赵对刘长江。 Liu Changjiang is confident, in the sewers capsizes finally, was pressed with the time of wrestling by Zhao greatly on the lawn, cannot move. 刘长江信心满满,结果阴沟里翻船,被大赵用摔跤的功夫摁在草地上,动弹不得。 Liu Changjiang feeling does not have the face to see the person. 刘长江顿感没脸见人。 Big Zhao is plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger. 大赵是扮猪吃老虎啊。 The final finals were general burnt/anxious to greatly Zhao. 最后的决赛是焦大帅对上了大赵。 After an extremely arduous struggle, general burnt/anxious hard victory. 经过一场艰苦卓绝的斗争,焦大帅惨胜。 General burnt/anxious selected Lu Bu without hesitation, big Zhao Huode Ying Zheng is also very satisfied. 焦大帅毫不犹豫地挑了吕布,大赵获得嬴政也很满意。 At this time, Xiaobai arrived, shouted that everyone together and hand office took a group photo. 这时候,小白登场,喊来大家一起和手办合个影。 „Does not want sai of bitter, smiles sai.” Xiaobai said. “不要苦哈哈的噻,笑一个噻。”小白说道。 Everyone dirty, even if final victor general burnt/anxious, is the whole body bits of grass. 大家一个个灰头土脸的,哪怕是最终胜利者焦大帅,也是满身的草屑。 Everyone to the lens, is making oneself seem like a victor diligently, takes a look at that little king, little Zhao and Mei Fangfang and the others, although was just triumphed over dismount, but will see the picture from now on, once loser who everyone who can record, will only remember person who brightest that in this picture smiles seems like the victor. 大家对着镜头,努力让自己看起来像一个胜利者,瞧瞧那小王、小赵和梅方方等人,虽然刚被挑落下马,但是今后看到照片,大家谁会记的曾经的失败者呢,只会记住这照片上笑的最灿烂的那个看起来像胜利者的人。 Therefore in the picture, everyone smiles is especially bright and insolent, each one seems like the victor. 所以照片上,每个人都笑的格外灿烂且张狂,个个都像是胜利者。 This crowd of fart are black! 这群屁儿黑！ Made the picture, Xiaobai announced, these two hands managed everyone to take care in turn, each time the storage life was one week. 拍完了照片,小白宣布,这两个手办大家轮流保管,每次保管时间为一个礼拜。 People: „......” 众人:“……” My goodness, they like mad, only obtained one week of playing to abuse power finally! 好家伙,他们拼死拼活,结果只获得了一个礼拜的玩弄权！ General burnt/anxious and Zhao is greatly unsatisfied, but Liu Changjiang and the others raise hand to approve, approves Xiaobai to be wise greatly. 焦大帅和大赵不满意,但是刘长江等人一个个举手赞同,大赞小白英明。 „Right, the role in which cartoon these two were?” Where Liu Changjiang remembered the character role of hand office to come finally. “对了,这两个是哪个漫画里的角色？”刘长江终于想起了手办的人物角色是哪里来的。 Xiaobai told them, this was wise elder brother's the character in cartoon. 小白告诉他们,这是哲哥的漫画里的人物。 „Wise elder brother? Wise elder brother's which cartoon?” “哲哥？哲哥的哪部漫画？” Two youngster groups worship to the wise elder brother, is clear to the wise elder brother's cartoon, absolutely without these two roles. 中二少年团们对哲哥十分的崇拜,对哲哥的漫画门儿清,绝对没有这两个角色。 Xiaobai said: „Is wise elder brother's new cartoon sai, the character in new cartoon.” 小白说:“是哲哥的新漫画噻,新漫画里的人物。” As soon as the people listen, immediately came the spirit, to inquire any new cartoon toward Xiaobai that the Eight Trigrams (gossip) resembled. 众人一听,顿时来了精神,八卦似的朝小白打听什么新漫画。 However Xiaobai is not clear, she weeded out the wise elder brother's wool. 但是小白也不清楚,她只是薅了哲哥的羊毛。