SAHDA :: Volume #21

#2095: Calm assassin


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Well? how hiahiahia toot toot do you know the first-aid case here?” Xier could not bear or asks. “咦?hiahiahia嘟嘟你怎么知道急救箱在我这里的?”喜儿忍不住还是问了。 Toot toot has not replied her, because she is busy administering first aid the pomegranate pomegranate. 嘟嘟没有回答她,因为她正忙着急救榴榴呢。 That however others brush, looked completely to Xier, Xiaobai said as the representative: We know ~ humph humph humph ~ 但是其他人刷的一下,全部看向了喜儿,小白作为代表说道:“我们都晓得哟~嚯嚯嚯~” Xier: „......” 喜儿:“……” The pomegranate pomegranate was rescued, but soon cried. 榴榴被抢救过来了,但是快要哭了。 Because she really thought that this cup of tea with milk leave her are such near! 因为她真的觉得这杯奶茶离她是如此之近! Moreover is the tea with milk of 50 dollars! She has not drunk such expensive/noble tea with milk! 而且还是50块钱的奶茶诶!她从没喝过这么贵的奶茶! Moreover , she has not the most important point to note is that drunk one cup of tea with milk this year!!! 而且,最重要的一点是,她今年还没喝过一杯奶茶呢!!! mother vermilion does not make her drink! Rather makes her eat the meat not to drink the tea with milk to her, will say will put on weight, inflation. 朱妈妈不让她喝!宁愿让她吃肉也不给她喝奶茶,说会发胖,膨胀。 The people will have three processes, puts on weight and inflates, bang! 人会有三个过程,发胖、膨胀、砰! mother vermilion said that the pomegranate pomegranate is in the process that puts on weight, therefore, if fat, will be in Stage 2, the expansion stage, then, is not again careful, bang, in same place explosion, will go to Western Paradise to see the volume meter/rice tofu. 朱妈妈说榴榴正处在发胖的过程中,所以,如果再胖的话,就会进入第二阶段,膨胀阶段,再然后,一个不小心,就会砰的一声,原地爆炸,去西天见额米豆腐。 But pomegranate pomegranate really really...... 但榴榴真的真的…… I good to drink tea with milk duck-” “我好想喝奶茶鸭-” The pomegranate pomegranate lies down on the sofa exudes the shout, suddenly she felt that on abdomen icy cold, lowers the head looked, sees only the chubby to press toward her belly on the stethoscope. 榴榴躺在沙发上发出喊声,忽然她感觉小肚子上冰冰凉凉的,低头一看,只见胖嘟嘟正在把听诊器往她肚子上按。 The pomegranate pomegranate has a scare, is good to be worried that the chubby needle grips, her abdomen estimate is discouraged. 榴榴吓一跳,好担心胖嘟嘟针扎下去,那她的小肚子估计要泄气。 Sits quickly, sits, we continue to meet.” “快坐好,坐好,我们继续开会啦。” Xiaobai keeps the order, this chaotic appearance, how meets! 小白维持秩序,这乱糟糟的样子,怎么开会呢! She goes to old man's company, everyone meets is quite orderly. 她去老汉的公司,大家开会都好有秩序的。 Everyone hurries to sit, only leaves behind greatly Yanyan sadly in secretly. 大家赶紧坐好,只留下大燕燕在暗自伤心。 Immediately made offerings to the kitchen god, how does everyone cross?” Xiaobai asked. “马上过小年了,大家怎么过吖?”小白问。 The subject that today meets must two ; first, to say the matter of little Song zither | Jean ; second, to discuss makes offerings to the kitchen god. 今天开会的主题就要就两个,一是说说小宋琴的事情,二是讨论过小年。 Everyone talked at once to discuss, said when anything had, asked the happy baby, the happy baby plausibly said that she did not make offerings to the kitchen god, because the lunar year in which the last month has 29 days was the child crosses, she was not a child, she young little elder sister, what lunar year in which the last month has 29 days, she must get married several years later. 大家七嘴八舌讨论起来,说什么都有,问到喜娃娃时,喜娃娃振振有词地说她不过小年,因为小年是小孩子才过的,她又不是小孩子了,她都十几岁的小姐姐了,过什么小年吖,再过几年她都要嫁人了呢。 Xiaobai is direct, toot toot laughs, the millet covers the mouth titter, journey Chengpie her eyes, the surface disturbance, only thought that this child head is not miraculous, in the hand is holding small orange cat to rub to rub. 小白直接无语,嘟嘟哈哈大笑,小米掩嘴偷笑,程程瞥了她一眼,面风波,只觉得这孩子脑瓜子不灵光,手里抱着小橘猫撸啊撸。 Only the pomegranate pomegranate sits down exhausted on the sofa, lives not to have the love, does not participate in the discussion of topic. 只有榴榴瘫坐在沙发上,生无可恋,也不参与到话题的讨论中。 Saw this half-dead appearance, Xiaobai does not ask her, slightly crossed directly. 看到这副半死不活的样子,小白也不问她了,直接略过。 Makes offerings to the kitchen god we to cross sai together ~ Xiaobai said, initiates the organization. “过小年我们一起过噻~”小白说,发起组织。 The millet first responded, said. 小米最先响应,说可以。 Toot toot the warm response, and said: We must bring the small puppet, the small puppet must make offerings to the kitchen god.” 嘟嘟热烈响应,并说:“我们要把小玩偶带来,小玩偶也要过小年的。” Xiaobai looked at one also in the sad pomegranate pomegranate, ok, did not ask that pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate definitely is wants, she looked to journey journey. 小白看了一眼还在伤心的榴榴,算了,不问榴榴了,榴榴肯定是愿意的,她看向了程程。 journey journey is unemotional, said: I am also willing to make offerings to the kitchen god with Xiaobai.” 程程面无表情,说道:“我也愿意和小白一起过小年。” The small orange cat seized the chance to work loose journey journey the evil clutches, the movement jumped down the sofa lithely, is stepping the small broken step, avoided the capture of happy baby, ran up to the study room entrance, flexure flexure in the gate, gate inside person opened a seam very tacitly, the small orange cat worms one's way into immediately, then the gate also closed. 小橘猫趁机挣脱了程程的魔爪,动作轻盈地跳下了沙发,迈着小碎步,躲开了喜娃娃的捕捉,跑到了书房门口,在门上挠了挠,门里面的人十分默契地打开了一条缝,小橘猫立即钻了进去,然后门也关上了。 The small orange cat was hugged in turn by everyone, this tracing, that to rub to rub, really cannot bear, therefore took a stroll the study room, hid with the shovel excrement officer in the same place, lay low until something blows over. 小橘猫被大家轮流抱抱,这个摸摸,那个撸一撸,实在受不了,于是溜达进了书房,和铲屎官躲在一起,避避风头。 Happy baby?” Xiaobai asked Tan Xier. “喜娃娃咧?”小白问谭喜儿小朋友。 How my big kid I make offerings to the kitchen god.” Xier is still obstinate and argumentative. “我一个大孩子我怎么过小年呢。”喜儿还在嘴强。 Xiaobai said directly: Melon baby, that your oneself person played on that day, do not look for us.” 小白直接说:“瓜娃子,那那天你自己一个人去玩叭,不要找我们。” Hiahia, I look for you, I accompany you to play together.” “hiahia,我还是找你们叭,我陪你们一起玩。” I thank you.” “那我谢谢你哦。” You're welcome, we are the good friends.” “不用谢,我们是好朋友。” Finally was only left over greatly Yanyan. 最后就只剩下大燕燕了。 Big Yanyan is half-dead, tonight she was ended, it is estimated that in the evening had a dream wants the dream to drinking the tea with milk. 大燕燕还半死不活的,今晚她算是完了,估计晚上做梦都要梦到喝奶茶。 Walks to discuss to discuss ~ goes downstairs to play, will stay here to have the night of cat beard.” “走唠走唠~下楼去耍咯,留在这里会有夜猫胡子哟。” Xiaobai greeted one, everyone crash-bang went downstairs. 小白招呼一声,大家哗啦啦都下楼去。 The pomegranate pomegranate looks, my goodness, throws here the duck her??? 榴榴一看,好家伙,就这么把她丢在这里鸭??? She hurries to give oneself to return to the blood half rise, forcefully starting, suddenly, , the lamp in living room closed/pass, all around goes black in instantaneously. 她赶紧给自己回血半升,强行开机,忽然,哒的一声,客厅里的灯关了,四周瞬间陷入黑暗中。 The pomegranate pomegranate called, immediately planned scolded Xiaobai to wet the bed, suddenly, the light came, Xiaobai and the others stood in the threshold to buddhism place she. 榴榴嗷的一声叫,当即打算骂小白尿床,忽然,灯光又来了,小白等人站在玄关处等她。 sai, must turn off a light a bit faster.” “快点噻,要关灯了哟。” Come comes ~ “来啦来啦~” Big Yanyan was acted bashful this, does not immediately dare to carry, hurries to be strong, follows Xiaobai. 大燕燕被拿捏了这了一下,立即不敢端着了,赶紧坚强起来,跟上小白 Had not scolded fortunately a moment ago makes noise, otherwise Xiaobai is not so definitely good. 还好刚才没有骂出声,不然小白肯定没这么好。 In living room peaceful, without a while, the small orange cat slid from the study room, this little fellow now very vigilant, first looks around in the entrance, the definite shovel excrement officers walked, stepped the lively step to take a stroll. 客厅里安静了下来,没一会儿,小橘猫从书房里溜了出来,这小家伙现在十分的机警,先是在门口探头探脑,确定铲屎官们都走了,才迈着轻快的步子溜达了出来。 The lamp in living room has closed, jet black piece, but to it, this is its catching hunting ground. 客厅里的灯已经关了,漆黑一片,但是对它来说,这是它的捕猎场。 The small orange cat advance by creeping, arches a peak, goes forward along the sofa, serious dignified, at night calm assassin appearance! 小橘猫匍匐前进,一拱一耸,沿着沙发前进,一脸严肃凝重,黑夜中的冷静暗杀者出现啦! Suddenly, , the darkness diverges, the light shines. 忽然,哒的一声,黑暗散去,灯光亮起。 The calm assassin lost instantaneously calmly! It turn head toward doing shovel excrement officer of destruction meow several, the expression is angry and discontented. 冷静的暗杀者瞬间失去了冷静!它回头朝搞破坏的铲屎官喵了几声,表达愤怒和不满。 Yo, delayed you to hunt for? I drink water, immediately returns to the study room, you continue a while.” “哟,耽误你捕猎了吗?我就喝口水,马上回书房,你等会儿继续。” Zhang Tan hurried to give oneself but actually one cup of water, returned to the study room, the door fastened, did not disturb the calm assassin to hunt. 张叹赶紧给自己倒了一杯水,回到书房里,把门关紧,不打扰冷静的暗杀者捕猎。 Really does not know that the small orange cat can seize anything, is quite curious. 真不知道小橘猫能捕到什么,好好奇哟。 Crossed for one hour, the Zhang Tan work finished, felt if now goes out, should not disturb the small orange cat to hunt, this/should catching should seize. 过了一个多小时,张叹工作忙完了,觉得现在要是出门,应该不会打扰到小橘猫捕猎吧,该捕的应该已经捕到了。 Happen to has a look at night the prey of calm assassin is anything. 正好看看黑夜中的冷静暗杀者的猎物是什么。 He opens the door, the vision looks around, quick discovered lies down in the calm assassin who on the sofa sways back and forth to play with the line ball. 他打开门,目光四处搜寻,很快就发现了躺在沙发上打滚玩弄线球的冷静暗杀者。 This sentiment sentiment, is serious with the nickname of calm assassin. 只是此情此情,与冷静暗杀者的外号严重不符啊。 When Zhang Tan after living room, the small orange cat stopped playing, side looks at him, the head moved with his movement, and curiosity driven by, jumped down the sofa, followed in him behind, to tag along. 张叹经过客厅时,小橘猫停下了玩耍,侧头看着他,脑袋随着他的移动而移动,并且在好奇心驱使下,跳下了沙发,跟在他身后,一路尾随。 Does?” Zhang Tan stops before the bathroom, I must go to bathroom, can you also with?” “干嘛?”张叹停在卫生间前,“我要上厕所,你也要跟来?” The small orange cat was crooked the head to look at him, shook several beards, the tone got out of the way. 小橘猫歪着脑袋看了看他,抖了抖几根胡须,调头走开了。 Possibly really thought the shovel excrement officer is quite bored, the small orange cat walks toward the room outside, goes to the staircase, planned that goes to downstairs to domesticate these two foot beasts. 可能是实在觉得铲屎官好无聊,小橘猫往屋外走去,下楼梯,打算去楼下驯化那些两脚兽。 Although is also dangerous, but has the sense of achievement. 虽然也危险,但是更有成就感。 When it just walked in the corner, that only listens to shouted, jumps three chi (0.33 m) high that it frightens, the hair explodes, the tone escapes toward the family/home. 只是,当它刚走在转角处,只听啊的一声大喊,把它吓的一蹦三尺高,毛发炸起,调头就往家里逃跑。 Is the Xiaobai laughing sound, in pursues it to go home. 身后是小白的哈哈大笑声,追着它回到了家里。 The small orange cat cannot escape the evil clutches finally, was caught by Xiaobai again, hugs in the bosom. 小橘猫最终没能逃过魔爪,再次被小白捕获,抱在了怀里。 Well? My old man?” “咦?我老汉呢?” The small orange cat was placed the ground, acts to guide the party, brought out Xiaobai the bathroom directly. 小橘猫被放在地上,充当带路党,直接把小白带到了卫生间门外。 Old man, Old man, you in inside?” “老汉,老汉,你在里头吗?” In.” “在。” Old man, I said sai to you, I want to make offerings to the kitchen god to invite little Song zither | Jean to come together, do you feel a lang type?” “老汉,我跟你说噻,我想过小年邀请小宋琴一起来,你觉得啷个样?” Ok.” “可以啊。” I also want to invite the lunar year in which the last month has 29 days.” “我还想请小年。” Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” Small meng.” “小艨。” Ok, but also anyone, said together.” “行啊,还有谁,一起说。” Ten thousand small tigers, Old man, you thought where we do make offerings to the kitchen god to go to play?” “还有万小虎,老汉,你觉得我们过小年去哪里耍?” „Do I come out to discuss from the bathroom again am good? Now does not facilitate to think.” “等我从卫生间出来再讨论好不好?现在不方便动脑子。”
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