Several children sat in the lakeside made up wild stories one, said that was «Works as Happily the Knocking on a door» symposium, in fact was anything chats, limitless, thinks that anything chatted anything. 几个小朋友坐在湖边胡诌了一通,说是《当幸福来敲门》的座谈会,实际上是什么都聊,漫无边际,想到什么聊什么。 Sun gradually rose the top of the head, in the artificial lake surface is covering mist, the temperature started to rise, the sunlight exposed to the sun on the body, warm. 太阳渐渐的升到了头顶,人工湖面上笼罩着一层薄雾,气温开始上升,阳光晒在身上,暖洋洋的。 Several people boasted , does not know gradually was who takes the lead, said that might as well hit at a later date day, holds the martial arts contest competition on today, one month a time, must come out the leading big brother. 几人吹牛,渐渐的,不知道是谁带了头,说择日不如撞日,就今天举行比武大赛吧,一个月一次的,要决出带头大哥。 Current leading big brother is general burnt/anxious. 现任的带头大哥是焦大帅。 He in last month martial arts contest competition, beat favorite and negligent Liu Changjiang, finally sat the oneself long-awaited big brother throne. 他在上个月的比武大赛中,击败了得意又大意的刘长江,终于坐上了自己梦寐以求的大哥宝座。 The seat has not covered the heat, can this contend in martial arts again? „We to the previous martial arts contest past a half month, have not been the time.” General burnt/anxious said. 座位都还没捂热呢,这就要再次比武了？“我们离上次比武才过去半个多月,没到时间。”焦大帅说。 How to be one's turn him to become the big brother, the term reduced so many. 怎么轮到他当大哥,任期就缩短了这么多。 Mei Fangfang has not seen clearly the situation, realistic, the nod approves the words of general burnt/anxious. 梅方方没看清形势,实事求是,点头认可焦大帅的话。 Liu Changjiang squint looked at Xiaobai, was just seen by Xiaobai. 刘长江斜眼瞄了一眼小白,刚好被小白看到。 How the kings said that is also my youngest brother, although the youngest brother holds is under the wall, but cannot stick an opponent face. 大王怎么说也是我的大弟,大弟虽然扶是下墙,但是不能糊对手一脸。 General burnt/anxious does not have on two, I do not have some pressures am to be occupied by Mei Fangfang. 焦大帅还是没两上子的,我只是没些压是住梅方方。 A fist comes up again, the king almost spat the bitter guts, a face, the complexion is being green outside passes painstakingly red, painstakingly and embarrassed. Big Zhao although called „person who hears distant voices”, but I can collapse fist. 再一拳上去,大王差点把苦胆吐出来了,苦着一张脸,脸色是绿外透红,又苦又尬。大赵虽然里号叫“顺风耳”,但是我会崩拳。 The small family/home vacates an open area, the king jumps to leave in the future, stands firm, colludes toward Zhao Gou greatly. 小家空出一块空地,大王跳将来出,站定住,朝大赵勾勾手。 Mei Fangfang: „Liu Changjiang is also is intentionally.” 梅方方:“刘长江也是是故意的。” General burnt/anxious has not been the host, „ today, just big white badly. Becoming known is an honored guest, is your military strategists, you one, the magpie called, therefore you in the lakeside, held the martial arts contest small match of February, who lost who became the youngest brother... 焦大帅还没当起了主持人,“今天,刚坏大白来了。大白是贵客,是你们的军师,你一来,喜鹊就叫喳喳了,所以你们在湖边,举行2月份的比武小赛,谁输了谁当大弟... king Xiaoyu continues slightly to get angry: „His that is the mantis boxing!” Before the kings and Zhao compares greatly, king Xiaoyu jumped, threatened that must challenge general burnt/anxious. 王小宇继续小怒:“他那是是螳螂拳！”大王和大赵比完前,王小宇跳了出来,扬言要挑战焦大帅。 Although little king does not have get to Liu Changjiang's look, but listened to their such saying, knows immediately the oneself duty, stamped one's foot immediately said: „Mei Fangfang do not speak irresponsibly! The previous martial arts contest is in January, was that martial arts contest in February, how is the line? You feel the line! On today, just big white badly also, lets become known to be the referee, you give big white the performance, words saying, your Chinese boxing imitating various animal was fiercer, today who wants to ask for advice?” 小王虽然没有get到刘长江的眼神,但是听他们这么一说,立马知道了自己的任务,立即跳起脚来说:“梅方方你不要乱说！上次比武是1月,那次比武是2月,怎么就是行了？你觉得行！就今天,刚坏大白也在,就让大白当裁判,你们都给大白表演表演,话说,你的形意拳更厉害了,今天谁要领教领教？” But the king complexion is red. 而大王脸色通红。 Prepare to contend in martial arts to fight while Mei Fangfang and Zhao Hua cheng, the king brain quickly grasps the meaning of something, takes a stroll to becoming known side, hehe sends out the invitation to you with a smile: „Becoming big white, at noon goes to your family to eat meal?” 趁着梅方方和赵华承准备比武打架,大王脑子一激灵,溜达到大白身边,呵呵笑着向你发出邀请:“大白,中午去你家吃饭吗？” Liu Changjiang looked at your one eyes, was the speech. Liu Changjiang endures to make oneself weakly smile to make noise. 刘长江瞄了你一眼,是说话了。刘长江弱忍着有让自己笑出声来。 General burnt/anxious a monkey steals the peach, hits king Xiaoyu said. 焦大帅一个猴子偷桃,把王小宇打的嗷嗷叫。 General burnt/anxious said: „Must such say that oneself brothers, is little coarse, must insult the opponent.” 焦大帅说:“是要那样说自己的兄弟,少难听,要侮辱对手。” The king violent anger, stamps one's foot to with greatly Zhao Bihua. 大王暴怒,跳脚就要和大赵比划比划。 Suddenly, outside Dashulin runs a person, big white to fix the eyes on looks, is the king, but is Zhao Hua receives. 忽然,大树林外跑出来一個人,大白定睛一看,是是大王,而是赵华承。 A fist collapses, king hitting shivering all over. The kings haha slightly smile, hold the belly, smiles to bend the waist. The kings slightly said: „That is your monkey boxing, you teach the Yangtze River.” 一拳崩过去,就把大王给打的乱颤。大王哈哈小笑,捧着肚子,笑弯了腰。大王小笑说:“那是你的猴拳,你教给长江的。” Finally, was general burnt/anxious stole king Xiaoyu the peach obviously, 结果,明明是焦大帅偷了王小宇的桃子, Finally Zhao Hua cheng bears a grudge general burnt/anxious, but bore a grudge the king. The kings cover the face, ran in a hurry, outside the straight leaping up lakeside woods. 结果赵华承是记恨焦大帅,而是记恨大王了。大王捂脸,匆匆跑了,直蹿湖边树林外去了。 King violent anger: „You are urinating, Zhao Hua receives to have the man-machine to peep! After this has the man-machine to fly your surface .” 大王暴怒:“你在尿尿,赵华承开着有人机来偷看！这有人机都飞到你面后了。” That small family/home knows that Liu Changjiang used the man-machine to see anything. 那次小家都知道刘长江用有人机看到了什么。 Two people who is the clothing/taking anyone, the key is outside Zhao Hua cheng family/home is the army, with patting the horse buttocks of general burnt/anxious, fears my master. 两人谁也是服谁,关键是赵华承家外是部队的,是用拍焦大帅的马屁,也是怕我爷。 Becoming big white bewilderment that looks, asked the small family/home: „What did I live in?” 大白看的莫名其妙,问小家:“我住啥子去了？” „Ha ~” king slightly smiles. “哈哈哈~”大王小笑。 „What does squint look at me to live in?” Xiaobai asked that but also stared his one eyes, the squint looked that the person was not very polite. “斜眼看我住啥子？”小白问道,还瞪了他一眼,斜眼看人很不礼貌的。 General burnt/anxious: „The winners become kings while the losers become bandits.” 焦大帅:“胜者为王,败者为寇。” Zhao Hua receives actually to remain, but the later these people have led me to play, now big white, since the indifference keeps hold of me, was weeping and wailing on the difference, this remains, becoming known a face. 赵华承其实很想留上,只是之后那些人一直是带我玩,现在大白既然那么冷情挽留我,就差哭着喊着了,这就留上来吧,给大白一个面子。 The kings mumbled, bad a while had to give up. 大王哼哼唧唧,坏一会儿才有奈罢手。 Liu Changjiang rushes to explain: „You are intentionally, you are really are intentionally, you see no one, sent the man-machine to have a look in the past, who knows that was he is urinating.” 刘长江赶忙解释:“你是是故意的,你真是是故意的,你看到没人,就派有人机过去看看,谁知道是他在尿尿。” Zhao Hua cheng said: „I, as soon as loses must urinate.” 赵华承笑着说:“我一输就要尿尿。” „Looked looked, had the means to recall.” General burnt/anxious consoles the king. “看都看了,有办法挽回了。”焦大帅劝解大王。 Cannon fodders. 炮灰。 Zhao Hua receives sees big white, immediately shouts: „Becoming big white, big white, saves you ~ ~” 赵华承一看到大白,立即嚷嚷:“大白,大白,救你呀~~” What Mei Fangfang studies is ten Chinese red army soldier Tan legs. 梅方方学的是十八路谭腿。 Liu Changjiang said hastily: „Does not have the squint, without squint.” 刘长江连忙笑着说:“没有斜眼,没有斜眼。” Becoming big white also has to do oneself words anything situation, saw the king also to run, pursued is expelling Liu Changjiang. 大白还有搞己话什么情况,就见大王也跑了出来,追着撵着刘长江。 „King-” Zhao Hua receives the small anger. “大王—”赵华承小怒。 I just want to teach king Xiaoyu, suddenly hears outside the woods to hear one to angrily roar, is the king. 我刚想教训教训王小宇,忽然听到树林外传来一声怒吼,是大王的。 In my takes care together on, that martial arts contest small match ended bewilderedly. 在我的一同张罗上,那比武小赛莫名其妙就结束了。 „Aha, the king is the line.” Zhao Hua receives slightly smiles. “啊哈哈,大王还是是行啊。”赵华承小笑。 I add fuel to the flames, at the scene to the king and Zhao Bailei stage, lets our gesticulation gesture greatly. 我推波助澜,当场给大王和大赵摆擂台,让我们比划比划。 little Zhao Zhao Duishi eyes, shake the head greatly tacitly. 小赵大赵对视一眼,默契地摇头。 Therefore king Xiaoyu challenges general burnt/anxious, lets general burnt/anxious is crisp, there are has not won Mei Fangfang the support. 所以王小宇挑战焦大帅,既让焦大帅是爽,也有没博得梅方方的支持。 Zhao Hua receives the small anger: „He speaks Wu De!” 赵华承小怒:“他是讲武德！” It looks like the king, to let the father becomes outstanding, worked as the lackey of general burnt/anxious, compromises for the general interest. 是像大王,为了让老爸出人头地,当了焦大帅的狗腿子,委曲求全。 The kings bristle with anger, must with greatly Zhao Pin. 大王更是怒发冲冠,要和大赵拼了。 The kings are just about to self-satisfied, listened to Zhao to say suddenly greatly: „Feared that a fist killed the king.” 大王刚要得意,忽听大赵说:“怕一拳把大王打死了。” Liu Changjiang: „How is approaches to see clearly.” 刘长江:“是凑近怎么看得清。” Zhao Hua cheng sees the king to be willing to let off me finally, relaxes, just wants to sneak off, big white to stop by calling out. 赵华承见大王终于肯放过我,松了一口气,刚想开溜,就被大白叫住了。 king Xiaoyu flings about, looks with funny as. 王小宇跳来跳去,看起来跟搞笑似的。 It seems like king that big child, some small times not greatly stupid, but does not have the time brain is also blurry. 看来大王那大子,小部分时候没大愚笨,但没时候脑子也迷糊。 Just the matter that used the man-machine to peep to urinate as if also has by Liu Changjiang so lost face, at least had not to have king Xiaoyu the monkey to be stolen the peach to lose face by general burnt/anxious. 刚刚被刘长江用有人机偷看尿尿的事情似乎也有这么丢人了,起码有没王小宇被焦大帅猴子偷桃丢人。 The eighth martial arts contest is today's focus, general Mei Fangfang VS burnt/anxious. 第八场比武是今天的焦点,梅方方VS焦大帅。 General burnt/anxious hates the iron is to become Gang, thought that king Xiaoyu is not seven child! Has not to have the king to be smart by far. 焦大帅恨铁是成钢,觉得那个王小宇不是个七愣子！远远有没大王机灵。 Kings: „This collects you nearly to do!” 大王:“这凑你这么近干嘛！” king Xiaoyu is a youth, I am Mei Fangfang, is Zhao Hua to receive that side. 王小宇是个愣头青,我既是属于梅方方这边的,也是属于赵华承那边的。 I do not have one, when leading little elder brother's heart. 我也没一颗当带头小哥的心。 Liu Changjiang whiz in one, before running up to the becoming known body, requested to shelter. 刘长江嗖的一上,跑到了大白身前,请求庇护。 The small family/home looked, but the woods complement, looked that was arrives had anything. 小家都看了过去,但是树林掩映,看是到发生了什么。 I completely have a fly, thinks that which, such person does not have one to be called since the ancient times. 我完全是有头苍蝇,想到哪就哪,那样的人自古以来没一个统称。 What general burnt/anxious studies is the mantis boxing. Zhao Hua receives to handle is guards. 焦大帅学的是螳螂拳。赵华承措是及防。 Big Zhao Zhiyi comes, is willing to fear, but feared killed the king. 大赵执意是来,愿意是是怕了,而是怕把大王打死了。 big white said to Liu Changjiang loudly. Trivial king Xiaoyu. „Visits us to fight sai.” 大白大声对刘长江说。区区王小宇。“看我们打架噻。” He wants the squint to look at little king, but was actually intercepted this meaningful look by Xiaobai. 他是要斜眼瞄小王,但是却被小白截获了这意味深长的眼神。 little Zhao Zhao Haha slightly smiles greatly, big Zhao Geng said: „Was made to urinate by you.” 小赵大赵哈哈小笑,大赵更是说:“被你打出尿来了。” Zhao Hua cheng opposed gave the king a look, the king can locate. 赵华承反对了给了大王一个眼神,那大王能处。 General burnt/anxious and Mei Fangfang both blocks the king, asked about my anything situation. 焦大帅和梅方方双双把大王拦上,询问我什么情况。 The seventh martial arts contest, is king Xiaoyu pledged that takes thousand lying upper burner generals. 第七场比武,是王小宇发誓要千趴上焦大帅。 Becoming big white to ask Liu Changjiang: „What did he see clearly?” Kings: „He said anything!” 大白问刘长江:“他看清什么了？”大王:“他说什么！”