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#197: The paper flies to fly randomly( 2 / 3 asked subscription sai)


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cockroach, eaten on must pay attention, is pregnant for three months to want the key attention, cannot eat spicily, you must give, usually ate spicily even, now cannot, probably endure......” “小强,吃的上一定要注意,怀孕三个月要重点关注,不能吃辣,你要迁就一下,平时吃辣就算了,现在不能了,得忍着……” In the family/home, the horse orchid is telephoning with son Bai Zhiqiang, urges the general knowledge of his some nourishing fetus. 家里,马兰花正在和儿子白志强打电话,叮嘱他一些养胎的常识。 little white pounds the ice piece to rescue the small penguin in not far away, the dual purpose, is listening secretly the aunt to telephone wholeheartedly simultaneously, and in digression. 小白在不远处砸冰块救小企鹅,一心两用,同时在偷听舅妈打电话,而且还在插话。 Must eat the stick good chicken, the stick good chicken ate the stick.” “要多吃棒棒鸡,棒棒鸡吃了棒棒的。” The horse orchid uses temporarily as has not heard , to continue to urge Bai Zhiqiang, said that the diet, should say the matter of marriage. 马兰花权当没听到,继续叮嘱白志强,说完了饮食,该说结婚的事了。 Is pregnant for three months, the belly is not obvious, marriage in these 1-2 months. 怀孕三个月,肚子还不明显,结婚就在这1-2月内。 Must manage two to two, cannot treat unjustly Yang Yi. You reach an agreement, first goes to Sichuan to manage first goes to Yang Yijia, listens to her opinion, I and your father do not have the opinion. Words that the shen city you want to manage, Ok, asking the colleague friend schoolmate to eat meal, wants the page boy? little white is not ready-made? My wife and children are so in vain lovable, when words everyone of page boy likes, looks celebrates......” “要到两家办两场,不能亏待了杨怡。你们商量好,是先去四川办还是先去杨怡家,多听听她的意见,我和你爸都没意见。堔城你们想办的话,也可以,请同事朋友同学吃个饭,要不要花童?小白不是现成的吗?我家小白这么可爱,当花童的话大家都喜欢,看着就喜庆……” little white heard is saying itself, moreover anything ready-made, shouts immediately: Do not kill my sai, I am a good baby, I a little am gruff, but my extravagant love discussed miserably ~ ~ 小白听到在说自己,而且什么“现成的”,立刻嚷嚷:“不要杀我噻,我是个好宝宝,我只是有点憨憨,但是我阔爱惨唠~~” The horse orchid covered the microphone to say to her: In treasure the treasure qi, you called anything blindly, don't called to discuss.” 马兰花捂住话筒对她说:“宝里宝气,你瞎叫个啥子嘛,莫叫唠。” The small white spot nods, good , to continue to pound the ice piece with single-hearted devotion. 小白点点头,好哒,继续专心砸冰块。 The horse orchid continues to chat with Bai Zhiqiang, telephone that changes players, Yang Yi took the telephone. 马兰花继续和白志强聊,电话那头换了人,杨怡接过了电话。 The horse orchid said happily: Small joy, the volume is not right, Yi joy, not to sai, big joy? Discussed miserably, was less right, calls anything......” 马兰花高兴地说:“小怡,额不对,怡怡,也不对噻,大怡?惨唠,更不对,叫啥子嘛……” little white also interposed: Aunt you can call female fat friend sai. Does the female fat friend, you know me? I am little white, I am 4 years old discuss this year, I am 5 years old discussed immediately, I can, when your page boy, you did want me not?” 小白又来插话啦:“舅妈你可以叫女胖友噻。女胖友,你认识我么?我是小白,我今年四岁唠,我马上五岁唠,我可以当你的花童,你要我不?” The horse orchid leaves this place is apt to get into trouble, entered the kitchen, but also closes the door, does not make little white hear thoroughly. 马兰花离开这个是非之地,进了厨房,还把门关上,彻底不让小白听到。 Chatted the little while, the detail of urging nourishing fetus, the horse orchid made the telephone call, comes out to teach little white: Your melon baby quarrelled to discuss, chaotically what I telephoned you to pound, was you are telephoning I?” 聊了会儿,叮嘱养胎的细节,马兰花挂了电话,出来训小白:“你个瓜娃子吵死唠,我打个电话你捣啥子乱嘛,到底是你在打电话还是我?” little white sits cross-legged to sit on the sofa, in the hand takes the hammer, raised the head saying: Our together sai.” 小白盘腿坐在沙发上,手里拿着锤子,抬头说:“我们一起噻。” You , if there is words synchronizing watches pot to instigate, I can give you telephone, but you do not instigate, blames me?” “你要是有话对表锅唆,我可以把电话给你,但是你又不唆,怪我咯?” I have not seen the female fat friend of table pot, I am a little shy.” “我没见过表锅的女胖友,我有点害羞嘛。” „Will you be shy?” “你会害羞?” I am a female baby.” “我是个女娃娃诶。” You knew that you were a female baby?” “你晓得自己是个女娃娃了?” I know to discuss early, I represent the female baby, fought several with Luo Zikang.” “我老早就晓得唠,我代表女娃娃,和罗子康打了好几架。” Why fights? I have told you, does not permit to fight, do you hit?” “为啥子打架?我告诉过你,不准打架,你又打?” Hou humph humph, this is my strong point sai, the aunt, do not worry, I hit and run to discuss, Luo Zikang cannot seize me.” “嚯嚯嚯,这是我的强项噻,舅妈,你不要担心,我打了就跑唠,罗子康捉不到我。” You will be made the excrement sooner or later.” “你早晚会被打出屎来。” Must frighten small basin friend sai not, how if I cried entire.” “莫要吓小盆友噻,我要是哭了咋个整儿。” Entire ball.” “整球儿。” „Does aunt, show the young married woman of pot to want me to work as page boy sai?” “舅妈,表锅的婆娘要不要我当花童噻?” Wants, calculates your one.” “要要要,算你一个。” „, Is the page boy lang? You speak sai to me.” “哇,花童是啷个嘛?你给我讲讲噻。” Saa the flowered the young basin friend.” “撒花的小盆友。” lang does scatter the flower?” “啷个撒花?” In bygone days scatter.” “往天上撒嘛。” She goes to the kitchen to wash dishes, comes out almost explodes with rage, seeing only the ground fully is the paper scraps, little white this melon baby is scattering in the bygone days, sees himself to be discovered, but also said happily: Aunt, you looked, I am scattering the flower.” 她去厨房洗碗,出来的时候差点被气炸,只见地上满是纸屑,小白这个瓜娃子正在往天上撒,见自己被发现,还高兴地说:“舅妈,你看,我在撒花咧。” You scatter a hammer! Were you chicken feet claw eat, ripped the paper, threw so many papers to fly to fly randomly ~ ~( PS: Flies = slip of paper) “你撒个锤子!你是不是鸡爪爪吃多了,把纸撕了,扔了这么多纸飞飞儿乱飞~~”(PS:飞飞儿=纸片) little white scattered a slip of paper grinningly again, said loudly: Shows the pot, wish you and your young married woman has a fat baby earlier ~ ~ ~ oh ~ ~ the paper flies to fly randomly ~ ~ ~ good attractive ~ 小白笑嘻嘻地再次撒了一把纸片,大声说:“表锅,祝你和你的婆娘早点生个胖娃娃~~~哇哦~~纸飞飞儿乱飞~~~好漂亮嗷~” In vain! Chinese toon! Flower! You crawl to the father! I must teach your fart fart to blossom!” “白!椿!花!你给老子爬过来!我要教你的屁屁儿开花!” Run ~ ~ “快跑~~” little white ran speedily, but this little friend is a little silly, she goes into the room, climbs up own small bed, was rushed to the corner to seize by the horse orchid, punched fart fart. 小白一溜烟跑了,不过这个小朋友有点傻,她跑到房间里,爬上自己的小床,然后被马兰花赶到角落里逮住,揍了一顿屁屁儿。 Hits the young basin friend for the claw!” little white is hugging the lesser panda, is covering the small fart fart, shouted indignantly. “为爪子打小盆友!”小白抱着小熊猫,捂着小屁屁,气愤地大喊。 Lets your skin Sai.” “让你皮噻。” My not skin, I like singing ~ “我一点都不皮,我只是喜欢唱歌哇~” What do you like singing that you to throw the paper to fly to live in?” “你喜欢唱歌那你扔纸飞飞儿住啥子?” That is not the paper flies, that is the flower flower.” “那不是纸飞飞儿,那是花花儿。” The horse orchid was disinclined to say with this stupid baby: Your don't speech discussed that lay down, rests!” 马兰花懒得跟这个蠢娃娃多说:“你莫说话唠,躺下,睡告!” Why do I want to rest?” “我为啥子要睡告?” Because I make you rest, you must rest.” “因为我让你睡告,你就必须睡告。” I am the star.” “我要数星星。” You count sai.” “那你数噻。” 12,345, climb mountains the dozen of brain tigers......” “一二三四五,上山打脑虎……” „Did claw also sing to discuss?” “爪子还唱起来唠?” Hou humph humph, this is my strong point.” “嚯嚯嚯,这是我的强项。” The horse orchid no longer responds her, this melon baby the spirit is now stimulated, cannot pull seven to pull eight with her, this will only make her not want to sleep. 马兰花不再搭理她,这个瓜娃子现在精神亢奋,不能跟她扯七扯八,这样只会让她更加不想睡觉。 Dries in the sun her in one side does not pay attention, she will cool slowly. 把她晾在一旁不理会,她就会慢慢冷却下来。 However...... 但是…… She hears little white to sing suddenly low voice: My father is my mother shows the pot, but also without in them covertly, had me together incautiously, had me ~ ~ ~ ~ 她忽然听到小白在小声唱:“我爸是我妈表锅,还没在一起他们就偷偷摸摸,一不小心有了我,有了我哦~~~~” The horse orchid transfers immediately, to rub has the sleeve, presses little white on the bed, punches the fart fart. 马兰花立刻调转回来,撸起袖子,把小白摁在床上,揍屁屁。 What lives, what lives in? Do not kill my sai, what the aunt lives in? We have the words to instigate well, do not fight sai.” “住啥子,住啥子?不要杀我噻,舅妈住啥子?我们有话好好唆嘛,不要打架噻。” little white kicks on the bed, struggles fiercely. 小白在床上扑腾扑腾,剧烈挣扎。 However useless, piapiapia was punched fart fart. 但是没用,piapiapia又被揍了一顿屁屁儿。 Some little time let off, little white lies down on the bed, miserable said loudly: I am a baby, I like singing, why does not make me sing, but also hits me.” 好一会儿被放过,小白躺躺在床上,惨兮兮地大声说:“我是个娃娃,我只是喜欢唱歌,为啥子不让我唱歌,还打我。” The horse orchid happily said: You sang, but cannot sing this song, listening to hit one time one time.” 马兰花得意道:“你唱歌可以,但是不能唱这支歌,听一次打一次。” ying chirp, I must tell Boss stretch/open, instigates you to hit me discusses miserably.” “嘤嘤嘤,我要告诉张老板,唆你把我打惨唠。” Next day she really asks Boss stretch/open to complain, by the way: Boss stretch/open, you and do your female fat friend want to get married? I can be the page boy, I scatter the flower is quite fierce, this is my strong point.” 第二天她真的去找张老板告状,顺便问一下:“张老板,你和你的女胖友要不要结婚?我可以做花童嗷,我撒花好厉害,这是我的强项。” That first reached an agreement, if I marry, when the time comes is scheduled you. Right, you had not said why your aunt does hit you?” “那就先这么说好了,如果我结婚,到时候预定你。对了,你还没说你舅妈为什么打你?” little white is just about to come under attack to sing that some people knocked on a door. 小白正要把那支挨打歌唱出来,有人来敲门了。 Slightly goes in vain opens the door.” “小白去开门。” She dá dá runs, stands on tiptoes to start to open the door. 她哒哒哒跑过去,踮起脚打开门。 Hiahiahia ~ ~ ~ little white, my elder sister, I comes to see you ~ ~ “hiahiahia~~~小白,我的姐姐,我来看你啦~~” Is Xier who the fork waist laughs. 是叉腰大笑的喜儿。 Her, without others. 就她一个,没有其他人。 Your claw?” little white asked. “你爪子来啦?”小白问。 Tan Xier said seriously: little white I quite likes you, can I come to have a look at Boss stretch/open?” 谭喜儿一本正经地说:“小白我好喜欢你,我能进来看看张老板吗?” Likes her actually being probable to have a look at Boss stretch/open, likes her, likes Boss stretch/open. 喜欢她却要看看张老板,到底是喜欢她,还是喜欢张老板。 stretch/open Tan asked in the living room: little white, is who came?” 张叹在客厅问:“小白,是谁来了?” little white lowers the head with Xier looks at each other, toot toot the mouth, nods to say layer on layer/heavily: Comes in quickly.” 小白低头和喜儿对视,嘟嘟嘴,重重地点了点头说:“快进来。” Hee ~ ~ on Xier's small face the blooming flowers, as if are praised immediately, thanks little white.” “嘻~~”喜儿的小脸上立刻绽放花朵,仿佛被人夸了一顿,“谢谢小白。” little white opens the door, this tiny tot comes in swaggering, was seized. 小白把门打开一些,这个小不点大摇大摆地进来,然后被捉住了。 You must take off the small shoe, puts on this.” “你要脱掉小鞋子,穿这个。” little white looked for a smallest small slipper from the shoes frame, puts near her foot. 小白从鞋架上找了一双最小的小拖鞋,放她脚边。 Oh, changes the shoes, I know, I often do that at home, I do not want the elder sister to help me, I can do.” “喔,换鞋子,我知道,我在家经常这么做,我不要姐姐帮我,我自己就可以做。” She whispered, changed the small shoe. 她嘀嘀咕咕,换好了小鞋子。 Small white society she trading the small shoe puts on the shoes frame, then looked, Xier is standing before Boss stretch/open sizes up, is really having a look at Boss stretch/open. 小白帮她把换下来的小鞋子放到鞋架上,回头一看,喜儿正站在张老板面前打量,真的是在看看张老板。 stretch/open Tan does not know whether to laugh or cry, initiative speech: Why does Xier you eat little bear cake? little white.” 张叹哭笑不得,主动说话:“喜儿你吃小熊饼干吗?小白的。” Their appearances seem like delicious.” “它们的样子看起来好好吃。” Seemingly delicious, eating more delicious, you taste.” “看起来好吃,吃起来更好吃,你尝尝。” little white, why can I taste your little bear cake?” “小白,我能尝尝你的小熊饼干吗?” Slightly spoke in vain, she pinched one, ba, asked delightedly: What is Boss stretch/open you chatting? Also told me, the young basin friends did not speak with me, I was quite sad.” 小白说可以,她才捏了一个,吧唧吧唧,眉飞色舞地问:“张老板你们在聊什么?跟我也说说吧,小盆友都不和我说话,我好伤心吖。” The time that this little fellow comes is not long, but actually and speech goes straight there and comes straight back by small chatterbox but the reputation rises up, the pomegranate pomegranate shuts out her. 这个小家伙来的时间不长,但是却以“小话痨”和“说话直来直去”而名声鹊起,就连榴榴都嫌弃她。 journey didn't journey speak to you?” stretch/open Tan asked. journey journey and she most gets along well. “程程也不跟你说话吗?”张叹问。程程和她最谈得来。 Xier said: journey journey slept to think, she was quite lazy.” 喜儿说:“程程睡觉觉了,她好懒。” Look, this possibly is the reason that journey journey rather sleeps. 看,这可能就是程程宁愿睡觉的原因。
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