Chapter 1751 everyone present is the trash 第1751章在座的各位都是渣渣 little white lived an evening in her daughter-in-law home, next day at dusk came back finally, also brought king Xiaoyu. 小白在她大奶奶家住了一晚,第二天傍晚时分终于回来了,同时把王小宇也带来了。 king Xiaoyu arrival happiest should be the pomegranate pomegranate and toot toot. 王小宇的到来最开心的应该是榴榴和嘟嘟。 Pit others pit were many, created the friendship. 坑人家坑的多了,不由地建立起了友谊。 king Xiaoyu in the plastic sisters presbyopia, is not pure „between-meal snack bag of movement”. 王小宇在塑料姐妹花眼里,已经不是纯粹的“移动的零食袋”。 The size is a friend. 大小算是个朋友。 king Xiaoyu lived in two days later the small red horse, went home. 王小宇在小红马住了两天后,也回家了。 His summer vacation work has not completed, was pursued by his mother to young red horse comes. 他的暑假作业也没做完,被他妈妈追到小红马来了。 Because of the matter of summer vacation work, little white and Xier quarrel, has almost not died the small white clouds. 因为暑假作业的事情,小白和喜儿吵了一架,差点没把小白气死。 The happy baby military force value is about equal to zero, quarrelling is not good, Weiwei can win her noisily, but she can little white a sure thing, you say that is mysterious. 喜娃娃武力值约等于零,吵架也不行,小薇薇都能吵赢她,但她就是能对小白手拿把掐的,你说神奇不神奇。 Little Red Horse Academy, 5 : 00 pm, in kitchen. 小红马学园,下午 5 点,厨房里。 „Puts hot pepper sai, puts sai, Old man, can you cook.” “多放点辣椒噻,多放一点噻,老汉,你会不会炒菜吖。” „Won't my you come? Puts so many, cannot put the hot pepper again, burnt was not good.” “我不会那你来咯？就放这么多,不能再放辣椒了,太辣了不好。” „Our people of Sichuan is to eat spicily, you will put sai although, the uncle aunt will like eating.” “我们四川人就是要吃辣,你尽管放噻,舅舅舅妈会喜欢吃的。” „Didn't you buy two bottles of hot pepper sauces? When the time comes if the uncle aunt thought that insufficiently spicy is not energetic, you give them the hot pepper sauce, one person of one bottle.” “你不是买了两瓶辣椒酱吗？到时候如果舅舅舅妈觉得不够辣不带劲,那你就把辣椒酱给他们,一人一瓶。” „Why don't you listen my? Old man, you changed, snort/hum ~” “你为啥子不听我的呢？老汉,你变了吖,哼~” little white comes out from the kitchen, loosens the apron, since the old man does not listen her, she does not work, looks the animated cartoon. 小白从厨房里出来,解下围裙,既然老汉不听她的,那她不干活了,去看动画片。 Zhang Tan stood in the kitchen entrance said loudly: „little white you give your uncle aunt to telephone a while, asking them six o'clock to have the dinner, do not forget.” 张叹站在厨房门口大声说:“小白你等会儿给你舅舅舅妈打电话,叫他们六点钟过来吃晚饭,不要忘了。” „Hou humph humph ~” little white smiles not to speak. “嚯嚯嚯~”小白笑而不语。 She revealed that the oneself smartphone watch, just about to calls the aunt, suddenly thinks that incorrect Xier who she air/Qi, therefore first gives Xier to telephone. 她亮出自己的智能电话手表,刚要给舅妈打电话,忽然想到把她气的不行的喜儿,于是先给喜儿打电话。 „Happy baby, I was not mad your, in the evening came to eat meal sai, was you dumpling that liked eating, you came sai, must relate not, you came, who your older sister was do not eat, you came.” “喜娃娃,我不生你的气了,晚上过来吃饭噻,做了你最爱吃的团子哦,你过来噻,莫得关系,你过来,你姐姐做的你不要吃,你过来。” Because of the white Chunhua enthusiasm, Xier does not understand the rejection, therefore can only comply. 因为白椿花小朋友的热情,喜儿不懂拒绝,于是只能答应了。 However, the day sees the pitiful, happy baby assigns/life should not certainly, when she goes out, happen to meets Bai Jianping and horse orchid also goes out, found out that two people also go to Bai to have the dinner. 不过,天见可怜,喜娃娃命不该绝,她出门时,正好遇到白建平和马兰花也出门,一问才知道两人也是去小白家吃晚饭的。 „Where you go, Xier?” The horse orchid asked. “你去哪里,喜儿？”马兰花问。 The Xier eyeball chaotic revolutions, the string, a string will not be flustered. Her flexure the back said: 喜儿眼珠子乱转,不会说谎话,一说谎话就心慌。她挠了挠后背说: „I, I came out to grasp itchy, immediately went back.” “我,我出来抓了痒痒,马上就回去。” „......” “……” Xier slid, her elder sister asked: „Doesn't go?” 喜儿溜回去了,她姐姐问:“不去了吗？” Xier said panting in indignation: „What goes to go, does not go, does the elder sister you know? I noticed that horse the aunt also went, I quite feared that the horse aunt on dining table, I do not go, I eat at home, the food that the elder sister makes is most delicious, compared with delicious 100 times that the adoptive father makes.” 喜儿气呼呼地说:“去什么吖去,不去啦,姐姐你知道吗？我看到马舅妈也去了,我好怕饭桌上的马舅妈,我不去啦,我在家里吃,姐姐做的饭最好吃,比干爹做的好吃一百倍。” Tan Jiner is happy: „Is the sincerity?” 谭锦儿喜道:“是真心的吗？” „That also with saying ~ naturally is the sincerity, hiahia ~” “那还用说~当然是真心的吖,hiahia~” Gone out Bai Jianping and Ma Lan lace walks chats. 出门的白建平和马兰花边走边闲聊。 „Xier was obviously frightened a moment ago by you, she affirmed, not only goes out stresses itchy.” “刚才喜儿明显是被你吓回去的,她肯定不只是出门抓个痒痒。” „How to be frightened by you?” The horse orchid said ill-humoredly, her devils that said. “怎么不是被你吓回去的？”马兰花没好气地说,说的她凶神恶煞似的。 Bai Jianping said: „I never give Xier to fill the food.” 白建平说:“我从不给喜儿灌饭。” „...... I also never fill the food, is Xier is voluntary.” “……我也从不灌饭,都是喜儿自愿的。” „Hahahaha ~ ~” “哈哈哈哈~~” „You smile a hammer.” “你笑个锤子。” „Ha ~ ~” “哈哈哈~~” „Old fart black-” “老屁儿黑-” Two people quarrelled, to the small red horse, little white had been waiting, beckoned warmly: „Uncle- aunt!! Comes quickly, comes sai quickly, I made many to you delicious, you brought the mouth on.” 两人一路拌嘴,到了小红马,小白早就等着,热情地招手:“舅舅-舅妈！！快来,快来噻,我给你们做了好多好吃的,就等你们带嘴来啦。” „What brings to come?” The horse orchid asked. “带什么来？”马兰花问。 „Brings the mouth.” Slightly spoke in vain, when first showed the way. “带嘴来。”小白说,当先领路。 horse orchid: „Melon baby you are any gruff words.” 马兰花:“瓜娃子你这是什么憨话。” little white the disagreement/not with aunt haggles over for the time being, today she and old man treats, asking the uncle aunt to eat meal to the family/home. 小白暂且不和舅妈计较,今天她和老汉请客,请舅舅舅妈到家里吃饭。 The old man said that today the uncle aunt is a guest, she must display magnanimous of host family, cannot quarrel with the aunt absolutely. 老汉说了,今天舅舅舅妈是客人,她要表现出主人家的大度,绝对不能和舅妈吵架。 She made the guarantee, the absolute disagreement/not with aunt quarrelled. 她做了保证,绝对不和舅妈吵架。 Therefore enduring. 所以忍着。 „Old man- uncle aunt was invited by me-” “老汉-舅舅舅妈被我请来啦-” little white arrived at the entrance to shout one toward inside, greeted Bai Jianping and horse orchid warmly enters the room. 小白到了门口就朝里面大喊一声,热情地招呼白建平和马兰花进屋。 Bai Jianping sees an appearance of little white small magpie, said: „Has not seen such warm little white, tonight this food cannot ask for money from me?” 白建平见小白一副小喜鹊的样子,不禁说道:“从没见过这么热情的小白,今晚这顿饭不会是向我要钱的吧？” little white responded: „I am very rich.” 小白回应道:“我有的是钱呢。” If the uncle comes earlier, little white can lead him goes to the guest room to look at her general such as the mountain „wealth”. 要是舅舅早点来,小白就能带他去客房看她那如山一般的“财富”。 The wealth is simply astonishing, what a pity, has delivered the children. 简直财富惊人,可惜,已经送小朋友们了。 „Come ~ comes to the restaurant directly, the meal completed.” Zhang Tan comes out to greet from the kitchen, apron also in waist. “来啦~直接到餐厅来吧,饭菜都做好了。”张叹从厨房出来迎接,围裙还在腰间。 Bai Jianping said: „Troublesome, makes so many meals.” 白建平说:“麻烦啦,做这么多的菜。” little white keeps off before him, pointed at the television saying: „Uncle, you looked, I turned on the television to you, that boss of UN was speaking, do you want to listen to eat again luxuriantly?” 小白挡在他面前,指着电视说:“舅舅,你看,我给你打开了电视,联合国的那个老板在说话,你要不要听听再吃莽莽？” Bai Jianping looked at one toward the television on, sees only UN Secretary General to speak, little white understands him. 白建平往电视上看了一眼,只见联合国秘书长正在讲话,还是小白懂他啊。 „That listens.” Bai Jianping said that although he gets sucked into the secular business, but he has not stopped to the yearning of the world and starry sky. “那就听听吧。”白建平说,虽然他深陷世俗事务中,但是他从没停止过对世界与星空的向往。 little white accompanies before his foot, looked together UN Secretary General spoke. 小白陪在他脚边,一起看联合国秘书长发言。 The horse orchid said ill-humoredly: „little white, you are about to eat meal, do not manage your uncle, in the treasure the treasure qi.” 马兰花没好气地说:“小白,你快过来吃饭,不要管你舅舅,宝里宝气的。” Do not lead the child stupidly. 可别把小孩子也带傻了。 „I looked that the bosses of UN speak to eat meal.” The small old age does not return said. “我看完联合国的老板说完话就过来吃饭。”小白头也不回地说道。 The horse orchid helps Zhang Tan serve food from the kitchen, puts out the tableware, sees two people also to stand in front of the television looked that UN Secretary General spoke, the climate did not hit one, must turn off the television, but had not found the remote control. 马兰花帮张叹从厨房端菜,拿出碗筷,见两人还站在电视机前看联合国秘书长讲话,顿时气不打一处来,要去关电视,但是没找到遥控器。 „Hou humph humph, I hid.” little white laughs secretly. “嚯嚯嚯,我藏起来了。”小白窃笑。 „Eats meal?” The horse orchid asked ill-humoredly. “吃不吃饭啊？”马兰花没好气地问。 „Looked that eats.” Slightly spoke in vain. “看完就吃。”小白说。 Zhang Tan also walked, stands in front of the television, „what spoke?” 张叹也走了过来,站在电视机前,“讲什么？” Bai Jianping warm introduced: „Russia and neighboring country hit, secretary-general in speech......” 白建平热情介绍道:“俄国和邻国打起来了,秘书长在发言……” little white gossips the probe head to ask: „Who and who hit?” 小白八卦地探头问:“谁和谁打起来了？” „Russia and that Ukraine.” Bai Jianping said. “俄国和那个乌克兰。”白建平说。 „Day, shovels the shovel!! Old man, didn't we go to Russian traveling? Did lang we walk to hit?” “天吖,铲铲！！老汉,我们不是去了俄国旅游吗？啷个我们一走就打起来了呢？” Zhang Tan said: „Yes, if we had known we do not walk, perhaps we do not walk unable to hit.” 张叹说:“是啊,早知道我们就不走了,我们不走或许就打不起来。” „Hahahaha ~ ~” little white was amused. “哈哈哈哈~~”小白被逗乐。 ...... …… „......” “……” The horse orchid sits in the restaurant alone, to these three people solid speechless, particularly is speechless to her family/home that old white. 马兰花独自坐在餐厅,对这三人实在无语,尤其是对她家的那个老白无语。 Isn't eats meal? Eats meal? 不是来吃饭吗？到底吃不吃饭？ A UN Secretary General spoke to have anything to look! 一个联合国秘书长发言有什么看的！ Finally, looked that UN Secretary General spoke, three talents remember have not eaten meal, therefore turned off the television, sits comes to the restaurant. 终于,看完了联合国秘书长发言,三人才想起还没吃饭,于是关了电视,坐到餐厅来。 little white is busy preparing, carries one plate to fry in oil the shelled peanut, before putting Bai Jianping body, took two bottles of little bear drink to oneself again, gave the aunt one bottle, oneself opened one bottle, poured in the small cup, must have a drink together with the uncle. 小白忙前忙后,端来一碟油炸花生米,放到白建平身前,再给自己拿了两瓶小熊饮料,给了舅妈一瓶,自己开了一瓶,倒在小杯子里,要和舅舅对酌。 „Come, cheers sai, the uncle ~” little white carries the small cup, initiative and Bai Jianping bumped, then turned the head to say to the aunt: „Aunt your at will sai.” “来,干杯噻,舅舅~”小白端起小杯子,主动和白建平碰了下,然后转头对舅妈说:“舅妈你随意噻。” The horse orchid does not know whether to laugh or cry, rips open little bear drink, inserts the straw, attracts one greatly, half bottle of little bear drink did not have. 马兰花哭笑不得,撕开小熊饮料,插上吸管,大吸一口,半瓶小熊饮料没了。 little white split vision glimpses, frightens hastily puts little bear drink of oneself that bottle of opening. 小白余光瞥见,吓得连忙把自己那瓶开的小熊饮料放远一点。 „Uncle, drinks sai.” little white sees Bai Jianping not to have the sound, urged. “舅舅,喝噻。”小白见白建平没有动静,催促道。 Bai Jianping poked head to look at his cup, inside was completely empty, drinks a hammer, had nothing to eat? 白建平探头看了看他的杯子,里面空空如也,喝个锤子,喝西北风？ „Old man, to uncle but actually liquor sai.” little white urged. “老汉,给舅舅倒酒噻。”小白催促道。 Zhang Tan asked: „Liquor?” 张叹问:“酒呢？” „Liquor?” little white asked back. “酒呢？”小白反问。 „Doesn't make you carry to put on the table? On the table does not have, where did you put?” “不是让你拎出来放餐桌上吗？餐桌上没有,你放哪里了？” „Where did I put? I look to look.” “我放哪里了？我找找看。” little white ponders, the next table looks everywhere, finally found on the tea table of living room, carries hastily, asking the old man to decap the lid, then to the uncle one cup, must have a drink together with the uncle but actually. 小白左思右想,下桌到处找,终于在客厅的茶几上找到了,连忙拎过来,请老汉开瓶盖,然后给舅舅倒了一杯,要和舅舅对饮。 „Gives your aunt also but actually one cup.” Zhang Tan reminder. “给你舅妈也倒一杯。”张叹提醒。 He knows that the horse orchid also drinks. 他知道马兰花也是喝酒的。 „Aiya I do not drink me not to drink.” Ma Lan guest gas channel/angrily said, „aiya you give me to pour so many to do, little white!” “哎呀我不喝我不喝。”马兰花客气道,“哎呀你给我倒这么多干嘛,小白！” „You cannot get drunk, the uncle will be drunk the aunt you is not drunk.” “你又喝不醉,舅舅醉了舅妈你也不会醉吖。” The horse orchid saw the oneself hidden strength to be exposed, no longer did these false smalltalk, was not she boasts, everyone present, in addition this melon baby, in addition together was not her opponent. 马兰花见自己的隐藏实力被曝光了,也就不再搞这些虚假的客套,不是她吹牛,在座的各位,加上这个瓜娃子,加一起都不是她的对手。 Looked that her microcosm seal does untie. 就看她的小宇宙封印解不解开。