Slightly goes in vain to return, the dark stamp smiles, smiled Liu Xiangsheng and slow Qizhe do not have wonderfully. 小白去而复返,暗戳戳地笑,笑的刘相生和徐启哲都心生不妙。 By them understanding about little white, this little fellow, once starts to smile, does not have the good deed certainly. 以他们对小白的认识,这小家伙一旦开始这么笑,准没好事。 „Do you have with my little paternal aunt chat?” little white asked. “你们有跟我小姑姑聊天吗？”小白问道。 I, we?? 我,我们?? Liu Xiangsheng and slow Qizhe look at each other one, then hurries to put aside. 刘相生和徐启哲对视一眼,然后赶紧撇开。 They as if understood anything. 他们似乎明白了点什么。 „Wise elder brother, do you have with my little paternal aunt chat?” little white closely examines. “哲哥,你有跟我小姑姑聊天吗？”小白追问。 slow Qizhe is speechless, does not know how to reply. 徐启哲无语,不知道怎么回答。 He guessed, Liu Xiangsheng seemed to be also introduced to Zhang Mingxue? 他猜测,刘相生似乎也被介绍给了张明雪？ This is too awkward. 这太尴尬啦。 „Young Brother Liu?” little white asked. “小刘哥呢？”小白问。 Liu Xiangsheng was irritable, said: „Has not chatted.” 刘相生别扭极了,说道:“没怎么聊。” Slightly gives for nothing them to refuel, particularly refuels „wise elder brother you to refuel to slow Qizhe, my wife likes you very much, shouted that you go to her home to be a guest again.” 小白给他们加油,尤其是给徐启哲加油“哲哥你要加油哦,我大奶很喜欢你呢,喊你再去她家做客咧。” Daughter-in-law? In the family/home is a guest? 大奶奶？家里做客？ Liu Xiangsheng sweeps with the split vision of corner of the eye to slow Qizhe, my goodness, little white these words information content is very big, is the daughter-in-law likes, is in the family/home is a guest, moreover is „again”, in other words, does slow Qizhe this fellow go to Zhang Mingxue home to be a guest? Moreover saw the parents? 刘相生用眼角的余光扫向徐启哲,好家伙,小白的这句话信息量很大啊,又是大奶奶喜欢,又是家里去做客,而且是“再”,那就是说,徐启哲这家伙去过张明雪家里做客?而且见了父母? little white asked that runs. 小白问完就跑。 Like scumbag that pulls up on running. 像极了撩完就跑的渣男。 Leaves behind Liu Xiangsheng and slow Qizhe awkwardly. 留下刘相生和徐启哲尴尬不已。 Two grown men have stood are not being the means. 两大男人一直这么站着也不是办法。 After a while, Liu Xiangsheng said on own initiative „, little did white also give you to introduce her little paternal aunt? Quite skillful, introduced to me. However, the wise elder brother you know person, I have liking, therefore only works as the friend Zhang Mingxue, has not chatted, has not met, you felt relieved.” 过了一会儿,刘相生主动说道“哈哈,小白也给你介绍了她小姑姑吗?好巧,也给我介绍了。不过,哲哥你知道的,我有喜欢的人了,所以只把张明雪当朋友,没怎么聊过,没见过面,你放心。” slow Qizhe: „I have what am good to worry, all right.” 徐启哲:“我有什么好担心,没事。” Liu Xiangsheng now and Li small at the appointment, each other deepens the understanding, in process that the sentimental probe and is close. 刘相生现在和李小小在约会,彼此加深了解,正是感情试探和接近的过程中。 little white baby shoe made disliked ran, does not know that was intentionally. 小白童鞋制造了膈应就跑了,也不知道是不是故意的。 Why or to look for two person times on the scene said that this fellow! 要不干嘛找两个人在场的时候说呢,这家伙! „ It is not the fuel-efficient lamp ~ „ Liu Xiangsheng stares at the distant place little white back to sigh one, suddenly, little white seems to have induced, turn head looked, sees his vision, the dark stamp smiles , to continue to chat with Xiaomi. “都不是省油的灯啊~“刘相生盯着远处小白的背影感叹一句,忽然,小白似乎有所感应,回头看了过来,看到他的目光,暗戳戳地笑了笑,继续和身边的小米聊天。 Side little white, toot toot is chatting with Mei Fangfang. 在小白身边,嘟嘟正在和梅方方聊天呢。 Two people exchange the matter of red ribbon. 两人交流红丝带的事情。 Toot toot this is the first time that saw that some person and she is the same, the head ties the arms the red ribbon . Moreover the red string takes has the character. 嘟嘟这是第一次看到有人和她一样,头上绑红丝带,而且红丝带上都有字。 Toot toot was inquiring that Mei Fangfang, these characters that his red string takes are what meanings. 嘟嘟在询问梅方方,他红丝带上的这几个字是什么意思。 Mei Fangfang said: „In other words my martial arts first under heaven.” 梅方方说:“就是说我武功天下第一。” „ Clam?! Can you martial arts? Your such fierce duck? „ Toot toot surprised. “蛤?!你会武功?你这么厉害鸭?“嘟嘟惊讶。 The small face of that worship, lets the side instantaneous confidence ten thousand zhang (3.33 m). 那崇拜的小脸,让梅方方瞬间信心万丈。 „I practice martial arts since childhood, I can the Jinzhongzhao iron blouse, practice fifth.” “我从小就练武,我会金钟罩铁布衫,已经练到第五层了。” Mei Fangfang bullies toot toot young, is innocent, but the boast of vigor, did not fear that was pierced. 梅方方欺负嘟嘟年纪小,不懂事,所以可劲儿的吹嘘,不怕被戳穿。 „666 ducks ~ „ toot toot a boasts person is unambiguous, immediately delivers the praise, at once asks, what „ you said is what meaning? I cannot understand.” “666鸭~“嘟嘟夸人不含糊,立即送上赞美,旋即问,“你说的是什么意思?我听不懂。” „How old are you?” Mei Fangfang asked. “你几岁了?”梅方方问。 „I am 5 years old.” “我五岁了。” In the best friend group, toot toot is youngest, is smaller than Xier. 闺蜜团里,嘟嘟是年纪最小的,比喜儿还小。 However her is healthy, with Xier Station in the same place, everyone will think toot toot the age greatly. 但是她身体健康,和喜儿站在一起,大家都会以为嘟嘟年龄更大一点。 „5 years old, do not know also normally, I you told that my Jinzhongzhao iron blouse, realized did not fear the sword and spear club, made an effort to hit me, I did not fear, was not sore.” “五岁呀,不知道也正常,我这么跟你说吧,我这金钟罩铁布衫,练成了不怕刀枪棍棒,使劲打我,我不怕,也不疼。” „- Won't your quite formidable duck, how have sorely?” “哇-你好利害鸭,怎么会有不疼呢?” „I stiffened.” “我变硬了呀。” „Do I hit your you is not sore?” “我打你你不疼吗?” „It is not sore.” “不疼。” Mei Fangfang often shouted to everyone, is the brothers cuts me. 梅方方经常对大家喊,是兄弟就来砍我。 He must demonstrate his unique skill Jinzhongzhao iron blouse. 他要演示他的绝技金钟罩铁布衫。 He can live now, is everyone has not always been serious his words completely. 他能活到现在,完全是大家一向没把他的话当回事。 If which day Liu Changjiang or who is earnest, the plum side can hang in grove only then. 哪天要是刘长江或谁认真一回,梅方方可能就挂在小树林里了。 „Do you want to try?” “你要不要试试?” Mei Fangfang asked naturally, was not he underestimated toot toot, a 5-year-old tiny tot, can output the big injury. 梅方方大方地问,不是他小看了嘟嘟,一个5岁的小不点,能输出多大点伤害呢。 He hits the tree in the woods every day, compares toot toot hits a fist strength to be big. 他每天在树林里撞树,都比嘟嘟打一拳力气大。 „Do I hit you?” Toot toot the doubts asked how also some people asked her to hit oneself. “我打你吗?”嘟嘟疑惑地问,怎么还有人叫她打自己的呢。 „All right, you hit, I shouted that loves me is not a person.” “没事,你打,我喊疼我就不是人。” Mei Fangfang is self-confident, the family/home that arrives at little white, what cannot demonstration point? 梅方方自信无比,来到小白的家,不得展示点什么? At this time, the performance oneself unique skill can cause an exclamation absolutely. 这时候,表演自己的绝技绝对能引起一片惊叹。 „ Hee hee, I do not hit you. „ “嘻嘻嘻,我不打你。“ Toot toot carries the small hand, refuses to give Mei Fangfang a fist grinningly. 嘟嘟背起小手,笑嘻嘻地拒绝给梅方方一拳。 The pomegranate pomegranate collects, said grinningly „what to do toot toot killed you?” 榴榴凑过来,笑嘻嘻地说“嘟嘟把你打死了怎么办?” Mei Fangfang the face one was red, is not shy, but is the air/Qi. 梅方方的脸一下就红了,不是害羞,而是气的。 How can speak! 怎么能这么说话呢! Possibly how to kill him?!! 怎么可能把他打死呢?!! He was the Jinzhongzhao iron blouse practices five real men. 他可是金钟罩铁布衫练到了五层的好汉啊。 „All right, come, cannot kill my, comes, I shouted one, even if I lost.” “没事,来,打不死我的,来来来来,我喊一声就算我输。” Then toot toot does not hit, Mei Fangfang do not agree. 这下嘟嘟不打,梅方方都不同意了。 Toot toot if not hit, that did not appear him really to fear. 嘟嘟要是不打,那不是显得他真怕了吗。 „ 666 ducks, I hit ~ ~ ~ „ pomegranate pomegranate volunteers. “666鸭,我来打叭~~~“榴榴自告奋勇。 Mei Fangfang looked at her build, has a look again toot toot, hesitated saying: „Let toot toot first come, to end you to come again.” 梅方方看了看她的体型,再看看嘟嘟的,迟疑了一下说:“让嘟嘟先来,完了你再来。” Toot toot has not seen such person, likes coming under attack unexpectedly, moreover compels her to hit him. 嘟嘟没见过这样的人,竟然喜欢挨打,而且逼她打他。 „I hit your fist gently.” Toot toot said. “那我轻轻的打你一拳叭。”嘟嘟说。 Mei Fangfang: „No , you do not make an effort gently, is big with you biggest strength, I am not sore, you felt relieved. Come, hits here, on the belly, my eight abdominal muscles did not fear.” 梅方方:“别,你千万不要轻轻的,你使劲,用你最大的力气大,我不疼,你放心。来,打我这里,肚子上,我的八块腹肌不怕。” He guaranteed over and over, toot toot somewhat believed him. 他再三保证,嘟嘟都有些相信他了。 With encouragement of pomegranate pomegranate, toot toot accumulates the tight small fist, was coming a fist to Mei Fangfang the belly. 在榴榴的鼓励下,嘟嘟攒紧小拳头,对着梅方方的肚子就来了一拳。 Bang ~ 砰~ ”- ” ”啊--” Mei Fangfang staggering, retroceded several steps. 梅方方踉踉跄跄,后退了好几步。 „Hiss- How such big strength, toot toot are you false report age?” “嘶--怎么会这么大的力气,嘟嘟你是不是虚报年龄啊?” The pomegranate pomegranate and toot toot has forestalled one step, supports Mei Fangfang, preventing him to drop down. 榴榴和嘟嘟已经抢先一步,扶住梅方方,防止他倒下。 At this time, the pomegranate pomegranate demonstrated the extremely specialized accomplishment. 这时候,榴榴显示出了极为专业的素养。 She inquired that Mei Fangfang the condition, listens to his heartbeat, pinches in the person to him. 她询问梅方方的状态,听他的心跳声,给他掐人中。 Has almost not pinched the obturation Mei Fangfang. 差点没把梅方方掐闭气了。 „All right, being all right duck, oh, Mei Fangfang the great duck, toot toot was hit to lie.” “没事,没事鸭,啊哈哈哈,梅方方好样的鸭,被嘟嘟打趴了。” Mei Fangfang is covering the belly, now also hurts. 梅方方捂着肚子,现在还疼。 He looks to moe moe dá toot toot, has a look at that meat again toot toot the small fist, does not look clearly, grasps the too small fist, sizes up carefully. 他看向萌萌哒的嘟嘟,再看看那肉嘟嘟的小拳头,看不明白,抓过小拳头来,仔细打量。 Small fist, how such big strength?! 小小的拳头,怎么这么大的力气呢?! This is unscientific. 这不科学啊。 Was just the oneself condition was not certainly good, has not been ready. 一定是刚刚自己的状态不好,没有做好准备。 Certainly is this. 一定是这样的。 Mei Fangfang gives the oneself psychological suggestion unceasingly, thought that is the oneself reason, rather than toot toot strength big reason. 梅方方不断给自己心理暗示,觉得是自己的原因,而不是嘟嘟力气大的原因。 He lets toot toot try again one time. 他让嘟嘟再试一次。 Toot toot is not willing, to fear that kills Mei Fangfang. 嘟嘟不肯,怕打死梅方方。 Mei Fangfang guaranteed over and over, first cannot kill, next he died also to live. 梅方方再三保证,首先打不死,其次他死了还能活过来。 But the pomegranate pomegranate also agitated to say in the one side, she will rescue Mei Fangfang. 而榴榴也在一旁煽风点火说,她会抢救梅方方的。 The young highly skilled doctor here, how possibly has unable to revive. 小神医在此,怎么可能有救不活的。 Then, toot toot was forced, gave Mei Fangfang a fist again. 就这样,嘟嘟被逼无奈,再次给了梅方方一拳。 Bang- 砰的一声-- Mei Fangfang called out pitifully, dropped down accordingly. 梅方方惨叫一声,应声倒下。 „- My mother-” “啊-—我的妈呀-” This he has not staggered, but falls to the ground directly. 这回他没有踉跄,而是直接倒地。 He rolls up the big sun-dried shelled shrimp, lies down in the ground moan „my mother- How can?!!! Loves me!!! This is unscientific-” 他蜷缩成大虾米,躺在地上呻吟“我的妈呀--怎么会?!!!疼死我啦!!!这不科学-—”