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#149: That sea king!( 1 / 3 sought genuine subscription)


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The anger of horse orchid at the rapid hurricane, almost must explode same place. 马兰花的怒气在飞速狂飙,几乎要原地爆炸。 She uses in vision seriously repeatedly inspection four walls, finally the anger exclaimed: little white! Your melon baby! You give to crawl-” 她用目光严肃地反复巡视家中四壁,最后怒吼道:“小白!你个瓜娃子!你给爬过来-” In the room resounds one pingpong the sound, as if little white is crawling rapidly. 房间里响起一阵乒乒乓乓响,似乎小白在飞速爬过来。 However, 但是, Bang...... the gate closed/pass. 砰的一声……门关了。 The melon baby has not come out to acknowledge guilt, but locks oneself, protects. 瓜娃子没出来认罪,而是把自己锁起来,保护好。 horse orchid: „......” 马兰花:“……” The melon baby not only not obedient crawl, but also prepares to resist arrest, closed/pass the gate. 瓜娃子不仅不听话自己爬出来,而且准备拒捕,把门关了。 But can be inescapable the monk unable to be inescapable the temple, the horse orchid knocks on a door, making little white open the door. 但跑得了和尚跑不了庙,马兰花去敲门,让小白开门。 little white opens the door!” “小白开门!” What lives in?” “住啥子?” Opens the door!!!” “开门!!!” Aunt you were not happy that you want to be flat I, does the claw make small basin friend miserable?” “舅妈你不高兴你就要扁我,爪子做小盆友介么惨咧?” You also dare to call the injustice to me, in you look to look after the house the wall, is you writes??!!!” “你还敢给我叫冤,你看看家里的墙壁,是不是你写的??!!!” Inside does not say a word, afraid. 里面不做声了,心虚不已。 Since will write parents four characters, little white interest surges upward, studied horse orchid Bai Jianping white Chun to spend to sigh four names, wrote the family/home in everywhere was! 自从会写“爸爸妈妈”四个字后,小白兴致高涨,又学了“马兰花”“白建平”“白椿花”“张叹”四个名字,把家里写的到处都是! Melon baby, you come out to me, I forgive your life, if you do not come out, I kill, you were finished.” “瓜娃子,你给我出来,我饶你一命,你要是不出来,我杀进去,你就完蛋了。” Aunt you are fart are black ~ ~ “舅妈你是屁儿黑~~” Good just young basin friend. 好刚的小盆友。 Two people are away from the gate to quarrel, no one makes concessions, said that must beat flatly inside baby, at the same time recognized outside aunt is fart is black. 两人隔着门吵起来,谁也不退让,一个说要把里面的娃娃捶扁,一边认定外面的舅妈是屁儿黑。 Quarrelled is heavily engaged. 吵得不可开交。 Bai Jianping works as the peacemaker, urging the horse orchid should not be angry, the families/home and all things were popular. 白建平来当和事佬,劝马兰花不要生气,家和万事兴嘛。 Crawls! You do not educate little white, the unprincipled person, only then father does.” “爬开!你不教育小白,坏人只有老子做咯。” Bai Jianping hehe smiled, points at her arm saying: You have a look on your arm, how to have the thing?” 白建平呵呵笑,指着她的胳膊说:“你看看你手臂上,怎么有东西?” The horse orchid turn over arm looks, shouting of air/Qi: Melon! Kids!! Who gives your courage, writes on my arm unexpectedly! When dry/does bad matter?” 马兰花翻转手臂一看,气的大喊:“瓜!娃!子!谁给你的胆子,竟然在我的手臂上写字!啥时候干的坏事儿?” Inside said: „It is not I does, is the uncle?” 里面的娃说:“不是我干的,是不是舅舅吖?” Turning around that Bai Jianping air/Qi, right, little white is the son is black, making the nag beat flatly her. 白建平气的掉头走了,没错,小白是个屁儿黑,让老马把她捶扁吧。 Where the horse orchid believes that little white nonsense, the handwriting on arm crawled with the crab, understood at a glance that is some melon baby does. 马兰花哪会相信小白的胡话,手臂上的字迹跟螃蟹爬了似的,一看就知道是某个瓜娃子干的。 She guessed, should take an afternoon nap while her writes. 她猜测,应该是趁她睡午觉的时候写的。 What written is horse orchid three characters, as well as drew one miserably flower. 写的是“马兰花”三个字,以及画了一朵惨兮兮的花。 She sizes up the right arm, does not look does not know, looks to have a scare, dense and numerous characters and flowers, with drawing spell. 她打量右胳膊,不看不知道,一看吓一跳,密密麻麻的字和花,跟画了符咒似的。 Moreover, she soon discovered that on own leg also has, on the instep also has. 不仅如此,她很快发现自己的腿上也有,脚面上也有。 Opens the sole board, on the sole board really also has! 翻开脚底板,脚底板上竟然也有! She does not feel relieved, looks in a mirror, on the forehead really also has a flower!!! 她不放心,照镜子,额头上果然也有一朵花!!! This melon baby!!! 这个瓜娃子!!! The horse orchid has not washed, remaining, is treating as the evidence, turned around with the dark green flyswatter, came back to knock on a door: little white, we make the stick good chicken, comes to buy chicken sai with the aunt quickly, if you do not go, I and your uncle walk to discuss ~ ~ ~ 马兰花没有洗,留着,当做证据,转身拿了苍蝇拍,回来敲门:“小白,我们做棒棒鸡咯,快来跟舅妈去买鸡噻,你要是不去,我和你舅舅就走唠~~~” …… …… In the floriculture hall, the wife encircles. 花艺馆里,太太圈。 I called to ask Mrs. Liu, her not agrees said.” “我打电话问了刘太太,她不肯说呀。” This person is so how bad, she wicked others, does not make us become friends, is really, how like this.” “这个人怎么这么坏,她恶了人家,也不让我们去交朋友,真是的,怎么这样子呀。” Has said that Madame Liu, the mind is small.” “早就说过,刘太太这个人呀,心眼小。” „Do we go not to go?” “那我们去还是不去呀?” Goes to go.” “去呀去呀。” ...... …… Opened sighs several people to finish eating the lunch, sat a while, the preparation left. 张叹几人吃完午饭,坐了一会儿,准备离开。 When pays up, the service person told stretch/open Tan: Your account Mrs. king has paid.” 结账时,服务员告诉张叹:“你们的账王太太已经付了。” Said that referred to not far away, 56 wives are having the lunch. 说完指了指不远处,五六个太太们在吃午饭。 stretch/open Tan expressed gratitude in the past, the wives enthusiasm fire, keeps him to eat a thing again. 张叹过去表示感谢,太太们热情似火,留他再吃点东西。 The Su billows curl the lip, greeting said: stretch/open Tan, walks ~ ~ 苏澜撇撇嘴,招呼说:“张叹,走啦~~” stretch/open Tanchao she smiles, said to wives: I must walk, the aunts, bye-bye ~ ~ 张叹朝她笑了笑,对一众太太们说:“我要走啦,阿姨们,拜拜~~” stretch/open Tan walked, Mrs. king they seemed used the magic of petrification, dull at the scene. 张叹走了,王太太她们仿佛被人施了石化的魔法,呆愣当场。 Aunts?? 阿,阿姨们?? Until the service person serves food, they recover, the whole face scowls, with pulling up the tail looked at fart fart kitty, has a fit of bad temper in abundance. 直到服务员来上菜,她们才回过神来,一个个满脸怒容,跟撩了尾巴被看了屁屁的猫咪似的,纷纷炸毛。 „Did I hear hear? Actually called our aunts, was this person so how bad?” “侬们听到了吗听到了吗?竟然喊我们阿姨,这个人怎么这么坏?” Is good not to have the politeness, boor who where comes.” “好没有礼貌,哪里来的野小子嘛。” I said do not manage him do not manage him, you want, now good, this called to bring contempt upon oneself.” “我就说了不要理他不要理他,你们非要,现在好啦,这叫自取其辱呀。” „Is, I also said that Mrs. king must become friends.” “是的呀是的呀,我也是这么说的嘛,王太太非要来交朋友。” Mrs. king the complexion is not good, but advocated strongly what becomes friends is she, therefore results to support, said: Aiya, others stretch/open Tan said also right scatters, we are the aunts, how? Do you also work as are the little girl sister-in-law/little aunt are cool?” 王太太脸色不大好,但是力主来交朋友的是她,所以得强撑着,说:“哎呀,人家张叹说的也没错撒,我们就是阿姨嘛,怎么啦?你们还当自己是小女孩小姑凉吗?” Several wife said complexions were not good, one of them refuted: Asked the little elder sister also to be able, why must call the aunt, many obviously old sai.” 几位太太被说的脸色不大好,其中一人反驳说:“叫小姐姐也可以的嘛,干嘛要叫阿姨,多显老噻。” Mrs. king sneers: „, Is Mrs. Yang, obviously is whoops old I not to know, if I unloaded the makeup, we judge well.” 王太太冷笑:“哎呦,杨太太呀,是不是显老我不晓得,侬要是把妆卸了,我们才好判断嘛。” Mrs. Yang is angry, the nail falls in the palm, endured the anger saying: Mrs. Yang your what meaning? Your well speech ~ should not be mystifying.” 杨太太大怒,指甲陷在掌心里,忍着火气说:“杨太太你什么意思嘛?你好好说话哈~不要阴阳怪气。” How I instigated the words like this, to be honest I was not good!” “我就这样唆话了怎么了嘛,说实话我还不行嘛!” ...... …… After several minutes,...... 几分钟后…… Aiya do not fight, do not hit do not hit ~ ~ “哎呀不要打架嘛,不要打不要打~~” Has the words to instigate well, service person! The service people come quickly ~ ~ “有话好好唆啦,服务员!服务员快来~~” …… …… On gone back road, Yang bead drives, Su Lan and Chen Fei ya sit in the back row chat. 回去的路上,杨珠开车,苏澜和陈飞雅坐在后排聊天。 As for stretch/open Tan, oneself walked. 至于张叹,自己走了。 Two people win stretch/open Tansong the gift, looks at carefully carefully, more looks more likes. 两人都拿着张叹送的礼物,仔细端详,越看越喜爱。 This gift delivers, in stamp their heart dirty trick. 这礼物送的,戳中她们的心窝窝。 Wait! 等等! The Su billows think of anything suddenly, the complexion is serious, asks feeling pleased Chen Fei ya: Flying elegant elder sister, asked your question.” 苏澜忽然想到什么,脸色沉重,问喜滋滋的陈飞雅:“飞雅姐,问你个问题。” Chen Fei ya is holding appreciatively side Qiji in hand, this little thing probably her palm of the hand size, just right grasps, not only moe the hemorrhage, but also the feel excellent, the material quality is the solid wood, waxes, the rainproof sun-screening against falls. 陈飞雅把玩着手中的方栖姬,这小东西大概她巴掌大小,正好一手掌握,不仅萌出血,而且手感极好,材质是实木,打了蜡,防雨防晒防摔。 stretch/open Tanzhen will give the gift, sends to the person heart. 张叹真会送礼物,送到人心坎里呢。 Hears Su Lan the words, her vision still mounts to manage in the hand, said: Susu you looked, side Qiji the small skirt is good to look familiar, where has probably seen.” 听到苏澜的话,她的目光依然黏在手办上,说:“苏苏你看,方栖姬的小裙子好眼熟,好像哪里见过。” The Su billows size up, complexion strange say/way: You have certainly seen, this is you puts on at " Woman 30 » opening ceremonies.” 苏澜打量,脸色古怪道:“你当然见过,这是你在《女人三十》开机仪式上穿的嘛。” „?” Chen Fei ya is surprised, at once on the face full is the pleasant surprise. Although this little thing is small, but the whole body is the detail, inquired into that these details are very interesting, she always enjoys. “啊?”陈飞雅惊讶,旋即脸上满是惊喜。这小东西虽然小,但是全身都是细节,探究这些细节很有意思,她乐此不疲。 „Does Susu you know? stretch/open Tan said that side Qiji has the story and life experience, he will write to give me.” “苏苏你知道吗?张叹说方栖姬是有故事和身世的,他会写出来给我的。” Su billows asked: „Does he have the time?” 苏澜问:“他有时间吗?” Chen Fei ya: He said that will find the time.” 陈飞雅:“他说会挤出时间来。” The Su billows curl the lip, remember the words that oneself must speak, asked: Flies, do you like the hand office very much?” 苏澜撇撇嘴,想起自己要说的话,问:“飞雅,你很喜欢手办吗?” Chen Fei ya nods: Naturally, I like very much, particularly the hand office of this type of sprouting/moe younger sister paper, should not be too big, side Qiji this best, long hair, the big eye, the Q version to sprout/moe the kid, makes one be unable to put down simply.” 陈飞雅点头:“当然,我很喜欢,尤其是这种萌妹纸的手办,不要太大,方栖姬这样最好,长头发,大眼睛,Q版萌娃,简直让人爱不释手。” Su billows said: Originally you have this hobby, I do not know.” 苏澜说:“原来你有这爱好啊,我一直不知道。” Chen Fei ya somewhat said embarrassed: Company gives my person to suppose is governing elder sister, likes sprouting/moe the kid hand to manage supposes incompatible, therefore I have kept secret very much.” 陈飞雅有些不好意思地说:“公司给我的人设是御姐型,喜欢萌娃手办和人设不符嘛,所以我一直很保密。” The Su billows nod, even if the spin has referred to asked: How that sighs knows that you do have this hobby?” 苏澜点点头,旋即若有所指地问:“那张叹怎么会知道你有这爱好?” Chen Fei ya gawked, said: „, He is not fortunately a moment ago, ate meal did not say.” 陈飞雅愣了下,说:“不是吧,他是凑巧的嘛,刚才吃饭的不是说了吗。” You know that what my hobby is?” “你知道我的爱好是什么吗?” You like crying.” “你喜欢哭。” „......” “……” Chen Fei ya sees Su Lan the speechless appearance, threw smiles, hugs her shoulder saying: Joking, our Susu is the special perceptual person.” 陈飞雅见苏澜无语的样子,扑哧一笑,搂着她的肩膀说:“开玩笑的啦,我们苏苏是特感性的人。” Last night and Chen Fei ya pursued the play, Su Lan pursued while can not help cry, therefore made Chen Fei ya know her big weakness. 昨晚和陈飞雅追剧,苏澜一边追一边情不自禁落泪,所以让陈飞雅知道了她的这一大弱点。 Su billows: I like that DIY hut very much.” 苏澜:“我很喜欢那种DIY小屋。” Chen Fei ya: Therefore I looked, you liked stretch/open Tansong the gift very much.” 陈飞雅:“所以我看出来了,你很喜欢张叹送的这个礼物。” The Su billows see her not to understand, said directly: Therefore you aren't strange? stretch/open Tansong both gifts happen to are we most like, he to you said that the hand manages you to like fortunately, diy hut also? Without that fortunately?” 苏澜见她还没听懂,直接说道:“所以你不奇怪吗?张叹送的两件礼物都正好是我们最喜欢的,他对你说手办是凑巧你喜欢,难道diy小屋也是吗?没那么凑巧吧?” Chen Fei ya responded gradually: „Is your meaning? Does he want to breed fish?” 陈飞雅渐渐反应过来:“你的意思是?他想养鱼?” The Su billows cannot help laughing. 苏澜哑然失笑。 Chen Fei ya: What smiles, isn't this meaning? He has investigated us!” 陈飞雅:“笑什么嘛,难道不是这个意思?他调查过我们!” The Su billows carry the miniature hut, sizes up inside two cat and a dog, said: „Do you know? In my family has two cat and a dog . Moreover, the variety is like this.” 苏澜端起微型小屋,打量里面的两只猫和一只狗,说:“你知道吗?我家里就有两只猫和一只狗,而且,品种和这个一样。” Chen Fei ya holding breath one breath: stretch/open is Tan tracks crazily??” 陈飞雅倒吸一口气:“张叹是跟踪狂??” Two people look at each other, at once almost also says: 两人对视,旋即几乎同时说: Opens ~ sea ~ king ~ “张~海~王~”
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