stretch/open Tanlai, the young married woman prepared food in the kitchen, as the household head, Bai Jianping should undertake to entertain the responsibility of guest. 张叹来了,婆娘在厨房做菜,作为一家之主,白建平应该承担招待客人的责任。 He wants to complete this work, a person but who, very can speak at home, facing Boss stretch/open, facing is not very ripe person, he will not speak, in mind one group of starch, told itself to look for the words saying that while does not know that looked for what words saying that whole person as if down. 他很想做好这份工作,但是,在家挺会说话的一个人,面对张老板,面对不是很熟的人,他就不会说话了,脑海里一团浆糊,一边告诉自己要找话说,一边又不知道找什么话说,整个人仿佛宕机。 He rubs the kitchen, the horse orchid looks up, scolds: „Your claw came, threw Boss stretch/open?” 他蹭到厨房,马兰花抬头一看,骂道:“你爪子来了,把张老板撂了？” Bai Jianping said: „I felt that I am unnecessary sai.” 白建平说:“我就感觉我是多余的噻。” „Does claw instigate?” “爪子唆？” „little white and Boss stretch/open become integrated with, I felt that I am call the chicken.” “小白和张老板打成一片嗷,我感觉我是叫鸡子。” Ma Lan gray his eyes, went out to look, saw only little white and Boss stretch/open sits on the sofa, crowded together to look at the cell phone, little white chirp, in east asking asked the west. 马兰花白了他一眼,出门看了看,只见小白和张老板坐在沙发上,凑在一起看手机,小白叽叽喳喳,在问东问西。 The horse orchid retracting head, asked: „What are they living in?” 马兰花缩回脑袋,问:“他们在住啥子？” „Plays cell phone sai.” “玩手机噻。” „Cell phone has fun any.” “手机有啥子好玩的嘛。” „I also think.” “我也是这么想的嘛。” „Crawls, kept off my road not.” “爬开,莫挡了我的路。” Bai Jianping pokes in the one side, plays the cell phone. 白建平杵在一旁,也玩手机。 His cell phone actually smartphone, but he is not a homo sapiens, will not play the game, the internet does not excel , he assigns out little white has played the gluttonous snake. 他的手机倒是智能手机,但他这个人不是智人,不会玩游戏,上网又不擅长,不过呢,他调出小白玩过的贪吃蛇。 This fun. 这个好玩。 After several minutes, the last dish completed, the horse orchid serves food, while convenient closed/pass the lamp and gate of kitchen. 几分钟后,最后一道菜做好了,马兰花端菜出去,顺便把厨房的灯和门关了。 „Power cut?” Bai Jianping raised the head, kitchen Rioust paints black, but the living room has the lamp, „claw turned off the lamp, eats meal does not call me?” “停电了？”白建平抬起头,厨房里乌漆嘛黑,但是客厅有灯,“爪子把灯关了,吃饭也不叫我？” „I thought you to eat many, became that appearance to be old fat, ate you to bump into the tail again, died old.” “我看你吃了好多,胖成那个样子老,再吃你就要碰到尾巴,死老。” „Hammer ~ ~” “锤子~~” Here attacks to own husband heavy blows, that side greets with a smile to stretch/open Tan who is a guest of: „Boss stretch/open, eats luxuriantly ~ ~ oh, the food, the food, eats meal, hehe.” 这边对自家老公重拳出击,那边对来做客的张叹笑脸相迎:“张老板,吃莽莽啦~~噢,饭,饭,吃饭,呵呵。” Opens sighs sets out from the sofa, little white made, cannot get up, makes, cannot get up, kicks, cannot get up. 张叹从沙发上起身,小白挣了一下,没能起来,又挣一下,还是没能起来,扑腾扑腾,还是没能起来。 Was anxious, opens the small hand to shout: „Claw matter? I cannot get up sai, rescues my sai, Boss stretch/open rescues my sai.” 不禁紧张了,张开小手嚷嚷:“爪子回事？我起不来噻,救我噻,张老板救我噻。” stretch/open Tanlve crosses her small hand, pulled out from the sofa her directly, since hugs puts the ground. 张叹略过她的小手,直接把她从沙发里拔了出来,抱起放地上。 „How on sofa to have a hole?” “沙发上怎么有个洞？” little white then looked, said indignantly: „Shovelling shovel ~ ~ I instigate the claw my fart fart is quite cool, why do I sit in the hole sai?” 小白回头一看,愤愤不平地说:“铲铲~~我唆爪子我屁屁儿好凉呢,为啥子我坐在洞里噻？” stretch/open Tanxiang smiles, enduring. 张叹想笑,忍着。 „Where? My Kangkang.” “哪里？我康康。” The horse orchid collects, Bai Jianping also came. 马兰花凑过来,白建平也过来了。 This is an obsolete sofa, what inside fills is the sponge and spring, used was too long, has a crack, the sponge reveal comes out. 这是一台老旧沙发,里面填充的是海绵和弹簧,用的太久了,有个破洞,海绵露出来。 Should break the towel, is only cave entrance is quite small, changes others to sit, surely does not have the issue, most a little dislikes. 应该是原先就破了面布,只是洞口比较小,换别人坐,肯定没问题,最多有点膈应。 But little white fart fart is small, sat on the card inside, more sat more sinks toward, had not known, heart also really big. 但小白屁屁小,一坐就卡里头了,越坐越往里沉,还不自知,心也是真的大。 The horse orchid and Bai Jianping were shamelessly red, looked at indignant little white, rejoiced at heart, the one who is good because of sitting in the hole is little white, is not Boss stretch/open. 马兰花和白建平老脸都红了,看了看愤愤不平的小白,心里庆幸,好在坐在洞里的是小白,不是张老板。 „Was angry not, was angry not, then the aunt makes up.” horse orchid comfort indignant little white. “莫生气了,莫生气了,回头舅妈补补。”马兰花安慰气愤不已的小白。 little white: „Claw does my mildew have the cooked rice crust ash?”( Mildew has cooked rice crust grey = unlucky) 小白:“爪子我霉起锅巴灰咧？”(霉起锅巴灰=倒霉) stretch/open Tan remembers the gift that oneself bring, with gives little white: „Do not be angry, has a look, I give your gift.” 张叹想起自己带来的礼物,拿出来交给小白:“不要生气,看看,我给你的礼物。” „Well? The claw do I have the gift?” little white sizes up curiously, the light does not use the hand with the eye. “咦？爪子我还有礼物呢？”小白好奇地打量,光用眼睛不用手。 „Disassembling to have a look is anything.” “拆开看看是什么。” „This not good? ~ ~ ~” “这不好叭？~~~” „If you said, next time I will not come.” “那如果你这么说,下次我不来了。” little white listens, received the gift decisively, disassembles excitedly. 小白一听,果断收了礼物,兴奋地拆开来。 „~ ~ ~ is little white, she is quite lovable, lovable miserable old ~ ~ ~ ~” “哇~~~是个小小白咧,她好可爱,可爱惨老~~~~” Her eyeful small stars, size up this hand office. 她满眼小星星,打量这个手办。 This is stretch/open Tan asks Liu Dawen to do, the prototype is little white baby shoe, is she in " Folk drama Bone » modeling, wears the water green women's clothing of young housemaid. 这是张叹请刘大文做的,原型就是小白童鞋,是她在《小戏骨》中的造型,穿着小丫鬟的水绿色衣裙。 What in only and play are different, this small hand manages does not stand guard seriously, but blinks, the small hand compares the heart. 唯一和剧中不同的是,这个小手办不是一本正经站岗,而是眨眼,小手比心。 stretch/open Tan puts out the big bear white liquor that brings. 张叹又拿出带来的大熊白酒。 Actually can a belt/bring better Maotai, but he does not have. 其实可以带更好的茅台,但是他没有。 That type of precious white liquor, he was worried fear that Bai Jianping drinks, the liquor was not the liquor. 那种贵重的白酒,他担心白建平喝的战战兢兢,酒就不是酒了。 „Went to the expense ~” Bai Jianping opened the precious words finally, spoke the first few words to stretch/open Tan. “太破费了~”白建平终于开了金口,跟张叹说了第一句话。 Box of little bear drink. 还有一箱小熊饮料。 The tonight's main course is a hot pot, in addition stick good chicken and earthen bowl earthen bowl chicken, as well as several side dishes. 今晚的主菜是火锅,此外还有棒棒鸡、钵钵鸡,以及几个小菜。 „Heard that you like eating spicily, I felt relieved, tonight is the Sichuan cuisine, sure.” The horse orchid said. “听说你喜欢吃辣,我就放心了,今晚都是四川菜,千万不要客气。”马兰花说。 little white looked at a Boss stretch/open fast, does not dare to speak, eats own luxuriance earnestly. 小白飞快地瞄了一眼张老板,没敢吭声,埋头吃自己的莽莽。 Opens sighs braves the steam at heart, the buttocks is a little sore. 张叹心里冒热气,屁股有点疼。 ...... …… After a while . 一阵子后。 little white: „Boss stretch/open, gives your little bear, drinks little bear.” 小白:“张老板,给你小熊,喝喝小熊。” Opens sighs rumble several, did little bear, the mouth is burning, and hemp. 张叹咕噜咕噜几口,把小熊干了,嘴巴还是火辣辣的,且麻。 little white entire journey is taking care of him, hands over the water to hand over little bear to him unceasingly. 小白全程在照顾他,不断给他递水递小熊。 The horse orchid exploringly asked: „Was too spicy?” 马兰花试探性地问:“是不是太辣了？” Bai Jianping blamed: „Young married woman your claw puts so many hot pepper sai.” 白建平责怪道:“婆娘你爪子放这么多辣椒噻。” Opens sighs inspiration air vent, while said: „Spicy satisfying a craving.” 张叹一边吸气出气,一边说:“辣的很过瘾。” little white said happily: „I instigate sai, Boss stretch/open eat the stick good chicken that the aunt lived, becomes the stick.” 小白高兴地说:“我就唆噻,张老板吃了舅妈住的棒棒鸡,变得棒棒的哟。” The horse orchid visits her, has started to suspect this little friend, Boss stretch/open like this, although is crisp, but cannot eat obviously spicily, but at present this melon baby until now tells her is, Boss stretch/open super can eat spicily, several doing stick good chickens put many hot pepper. 马兰花看着她,已经开始怀疑这个小朋友了,张老板这样子,虽然爽,但是明显不是很能吃辣,而眼前这个瓜娃子一直以来告诉她的是,张老板超级能吃辣,几次做的棒棒鸡放了好多辣椒。 Food gets down, stretch/open Tan went to half life. 一顿饭下来,张叹去了半条命。 He has a look at the horse orchid, has a look very happily Bai Jianping who drinks to eat the hot pot, has a look at little white who jumps for joy again, probably one table of people, drop down he. 他看看马兰花,看看美滋滋喝酒吃火锅的白建平,再看看活蹦乱跳的小白,一桌的人,好像倒下的就他。 Opens sighs must go home to take a bath, the body had/left many perspiration. 张叹要回家洗澡,身上出了好多汗。 little white holds little white, feeling pleased following must go to the small red horse. On horse orchid urging road careful, her felt relieved that gave stretch/open Tan. 小白捧着小小白,喜滋滋的跟着要去小红马。马兰花叮嘱路上小心,把她放心地交给了张叹。 Arrived the academy, little white asked the melon babies to play. 到了学园,小白找瓜娃子们玩去了。 On stretch/open Tanxian the lying down sofa slowly, gave itself a palm of the hand, without pain, face hemp. 张叹先躺沙发上缓缓,给了自己一巴掌,没痛感,脸麻的。 The mother, this is fiercer than the anesthetic. 妈呀,这比麻醉剂还厉害。 duo duo duo ~ ~ ~ 咄咄咄~~~ Knocking on a door sound. 敲门声响。 The melon babies are lining up. 瓜娃子们排着队来了。 1 and 2 and 3 and 4...... 8! 一个、二个、三个、四个……八个！ About stretch/open Tanwang out of the door looked, confirmed that did not have the little friend, closed the door, turned head, eight small heads, 16 big eyes are staring at him. 张叹往门外左右看了一遍,确认没有小朋友了,把门关上,一回头,八颗小脑袋,16只大眼睛盯着他。 Opening sighed the service concept to be very strong, said: „, I to you with between -meal snack, little white lend a hand.” 张叹服务意识很强,说道:“哦哦哦,我给你们拿零食,小白过来搭把手。” He and little white takes little bear drink, but also washed the saintess fruit, is provided by little white, he goes to bathroom again. 他和小白把小熊饮料拿出来,还洗了圣女果,由小白发放,他再次去上厕所。 This chapter does not need little white to sing, the children could, shouts with one voice, is very orderly: „Arranges the platoon to sit, eats the fruits, your, my......” 这回不用小白唱,小朋友们都会了,齐声嚷嚷,很有秩序:“排排坐,吃果果,你一个,我一个……” Sent, the children sat together chirp. 发完了,小朋友们坐在一起叽叽喳喳。 „Boss stretch/open?” “张老板呢？” „Boss stretch/open runs ~ ~ ~” “张老板跑啦~~~” „Catches quickly him.” “快把他抓出来。” Has the melon baby to go to the bathroom to knock on a door, pastes the ear in the gate, listens to inside sound, at once says to the other children of curiosity bursting: „Boss stretch/open locks oneself in inside, he in the drawing cake.” 有瓜娃子去卫生间敲门,把耳朵贴在门上,听里面的动静,旋即对好奇心爆棚的其他小朋友说:“张老板把自己锁在里面啦,他在拉粑粑。” Inside spreads the sound: „Does pomegranate pomegranate you do??” 里面传出声音:“榴榴你干嘛？？” Shen Liuliu cheers, because she guessed, Boss stretch/open really draws the cake in inside. 沈榴榴欢呼雀跃,因为她猜中了,张老板真的在里面拉粑粑。 little white runs over to keep the order hastily: „Lives in anything, lives in anything, melon baby ~ ~ must quarrel Boss stretch/open to draw the cake not.” 小白连忙跑过来维持秩序:“住啥子,住啥子,瓜娃子~~莫要吵张老板拉粑粑。” This group of melon babies, she is only one does not pay attention, they became young pig that arches the vegetable plot. 这群瓜娃子,她只是一个不留神,她们就成了拱菜地的小猪。 Opens sighs comes out quickly, the children sit, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform visits him, seems like very clever very obedient appearance, who can think that they almost attacked the restroom a moment ago, and demolishes successfully. 张叹很快出来,小朋友们坐成一溜儿,齐齐看着他,看起来很乖很听话的样子,谁能想到她们刚才差点攻打厕所,并且爆破成功。 Has the melon baby, he goes to bathroom did not feel relieved. 有瓜娃子在,他连上个厕所都不放心。 „Watches the animated cartoon to you.” stretch/open Tan looks for a matter to do to them. “给你们看动画片。”张叹给她们找点事做。 At noon today happen to broadcast « Under Day Yu " fourth volume, stretch/open Tanxiang has a look at the effect that Zou I come out, no matter the children can understand, likes looking, he must look in any case. 今天中午正好播出了《天虞山下》第四集,张叹想看看驺吾出来的效果,不管小朋友们能不能看懂,喜不喜欢看,反正他要看。 Sets the projecting apparatus, «Under fourth volume of Day Yu» was projected on the wall. 设置投影仪,第四集《天虞山下》被投射在墙壁上。 Children chirp, excited, this projection compared with them the television that watched in the academy mostly. 小朋友们叽叽喳喳,兴奋不已,这投影比她们在学园里看的电视大多了。 Because is the computer direct connection, therefore barrage in video does not fall to the ground the appearance, once for a while from has fluttered at present. 因为是电脑直接连接,所以视频上的弹幕一个不落地出现,时不时从眼前飘过。 Children's attention on the animated cartoon, stretch/open Tan is covering the content of barrage. 小朋友们的注意力都在动画片上,张叹则关注着弹幕的内容。 „Person is a little few.” “人有点少。” „Does no one look?” “没人看吗？” „Puts me to go out ~ ~ how I could not go out.” “放我出去~~我怎么出不去了。” „Conscience play.” “良心剧。” „Big eye moe to favor.” “大眼萌宠来啦。” ...... …… From the barrage, this volume of echo is good, Zou who comes out freshly I am very popular, play as an function of pet- attracts the powder. 从弹幕上看,这一集反响不错,新鲜出炉的驺吾很受欢迎,起到了作为一只宠物的作用-吸粉。 The most direct performance is, before Zou I appear, the melon babies sat were less than 5 minutes, was impatient, the small milk sound rose from all directions, interrogated Boss stretch/open, what looked to them was what thing, can come to select the windmill car(riage) and false experienced? 最直接的表现是,在驺吾出现之前,瓜娃子们坐了不到五分钟,就不耐烦了,小奶音四起,纷纷质问张老板,给她们看的是啥子东东呢,能不能来点风车车和假老练？ If Luo Ming here, hearing the audience is this response, does not know that should have is sad and is discouraged. 罗明要是在这里,听到观众们是这种反应,不知道该有多伤心和灰心。 Until Zou I appear...... 直到驺吾出现…… „Cat cat ~ ~” “猫猫~~” „Is the dog dog!” “是狗狗！” „Cat cat and dog dog.” “猫猫和狗狗。” „Is the rabbit rabbit ~” “是兔兔吖~” ...... …… This group of melon babies discussed that Zou I am anything, has not recognized, especially that tail, is beautifully attired, takes a concubine liking of female student specially. 这群瓜娃子讨论起驺吾到底是啥东西,没认出来,尤其那条尾巴,花枝招展的,特别讨小女生的喜欢。 Very lovable. 很可爱吖。