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#1326: Why the toilet is not the horse that the person sits sits


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Chapter 1328 why toilet is not the horse that the person sits sits 第1328章为什么马桶是人坐的不是马坐的 In the evening must sleep, suddenly president Auntie Huang comes visiting, together also has little Teacher willow. 晚上要睡觉了,忽然园长黄姨来访,一起的还有小柳老师。 Zhang Tan is somewhat surprised , two people came in waves late, definitely has the important matter. 张叹有些惊讶,这么晚了,两人联袂而来,肯定是有重要事情。 Please come in quickly.” Zhang Tan please come in them. “快请进来。”张叹把她们请进来。 Auntie Huang looked all around to ask: little did white rest?” 黄姨看了看四周问:“小白睡了吗?” Zhang Tan: Rested, tomorrow must go to school.” 张叹:“睡了,明天要上学。” He gave Auntie Huang and little Teacher willow various but actually one cup of water, placed on the tea table. 他给黄姨和小柳老师各倒了一杯水,放在茶几上。 Auntie Huang explained the purpose in coming. 黄姨说明来意。 Weiwei had not eaten meal for successive two days in the evening, is having an empty stomach comes to the academy......” “小薇薇连续两天晚上没吃饭,饿着肚子来学园里……” A Zhang Tan hear of dignity of somewhat, he saw Weiwei over the two days, the little friend also came to his home, in the character is very lively, cannot think is completely is having an empty stomach has not had the dinner. 张叹听的有些凝重,这两天他都看到了小薇薇,小朋友也来了他家,性格上很活泼,完全想不到是饿着肚子没吃晚饭。 Three people discussed the little while, because the time is very late, after ending, Auntie Huang and little Teacher willow then walked in a hurry. 三人谈了会儿,因为时间很晚,结束后黄姨和小柳老师便匆匆走了。 Because of matter of Weiwei, Zhang Tan cannot fall asleep, without the sleepiness, took up the cell phone to turn «To execute the Immortal» novel homepage, under his notice, many messages , many private letter. 因为小薇薇的事情,张叹睡不着,没有睡意,拿起手机翻到了《诛仙》的小说网页,在他的那篇通知下,有许多留言,同时也有不少私信。 He sees a reader named Li Jun, gave him to recommend one chat group, said that was the hardcore reader group, hopes that he can join. 他看到一个叫李军的读者,给他推荐了一个聊天群,说是铁杆读者群,希望他能加入。 Zhang Tan submitted the application, the next second of opposite party replied one: Who recommends into the group?” 张叹提交了申请,下一秒对方回复了一句:“谁推荐入群的?” The group application has not passed. 群申请没有通过。 Zhang Tan returned to one: Li Jun recommends.” 张叹回了一句:“李军推荐的。” The next second entered the group, the group management extended welcome in the group to him, then inquired: When starts to look «Executes Immortal»?” 下一秒就入群了,群管理在群里向他表示欢迎,然后询问:“什么时候开始看《诛仙》的?” The big evening, in the group is still very lively, it seems like it is the night owls. 大晚上的,群里依然很热闹,看来都是夜猫子。 Came the rookie?” “来新人了?” Came the rookie.” “又来新人了。” For these days came many rookies.” “这几天来了好多新人。” Must make the movie, the popularity hit.” “要拍电影了嘛,知名度打出去了。” Looked at some time.” Zhang Tan returned to one, then asked: „Are you «Execute the Immortal» reader?” “看了一段时间了。”张叹回了一句,接着问道:“你们都是《诛仙》的读者?” This crowd is «Executes the Immortal» hard-core fan group, the rookie who recently came we do not meet.” “这群就是《诛仙》的铁杆粉丝群,最近来的新人我们不接。” „The rookie who group management Heyte Li Jun, you recommends entered the group.” 群管理艾特李军,“你推荐的新人入群了。” Li Jun has not rested, quick returns to the covered passageway: „Do I recommend? Who?” 李军也没睡,很快就回复道:“我推荐的?谁啊?” Is this, the sword sinks Yellow Sea.” “就是这个,剑沉黄海。” I have not recommended.” “我没推荐吧。” False? Assumes a false name?” “假的?冒名的?” Zhang Tan almost kicked out, returns hastily said: I am Li Jun recommend, Li Jun, you sent the private letter to me, making me add the group.” 张叹差点被踢了出去,连忙回道:“我就是李军推荐的,李军,你给我发了私信,让我加群。” Li Jun: „......!!! You, are you an author?” 李军:“……!!!你,你是作者?” Zhang Tan: I am.” 张叹:“我是。” What author?” “什么作者?” Which author?” “哪个作者?” «Executes the Immortal» author?” “《诛仙》作者?” Who?” “谁啊?” ...... …… In the group boils all of a sudden, under self introduction of Zhang Tan, the people knows finally, originally he is «Executes the Immortal» author, and...... 群里一下子沸腾起来,在张叹的自我介绍下,众人终于知道,原来他就是《诛仙》的作者,而且…… „Are you Zhang Tan???” “你是张叹???” Screenwriter Zhang Tan?” “编剧张叹吗?” „Am «I Zhan Two» director that?” “《我是詹二》的导演那位?” ...... …… Over and over under the confirmation, the people know finally, Zhang Tan is «Executes the Immortal» author. 再三确认下,众人终于知道,张叹就是《诛仙》的作者。 In these people, probably only then Li Jun and other guessed correctly personally, Li Jun thought excitedly, he guesses really not wrong! 这些人中,大概只有李军等少数几个人猜到了,李军兴奋地心想,他猜的果然没有错! This group 70 people, but is «Executes the Immortal» hard-core fan, has been never-ending, touching Zhang Tan. 这个群七十来号人,但都是《诛仙》的铁杆粉丝,一直不离不弃,让张叹十分感动。 The people talked at once, inquired that «Executed the Immortal» following story, inquired that shot the matters concerned of movie. 众人七嘴八舌,询问《诛仙》的后续故事,询问拍电影的事宜。 Zhang Tan is prompted by a sudden impulse, said: Serialized partially is only half opening, most plots have not launched, this, we organize script seminar a time, when the time comes you have free time to participate together, I invited the editor-in-chief of movie to come, he will arrange.” 张叹心血来潮,就说:“连载的部分只是半个开头,大部分剧情没有展开,这样吧,我们组织一次剧本研讨会,到时候你们有空可以一起来参加,我邀请电影的主编进来,他会安排。” „!!! Thanks in a big way!” “!!!谢谢大大!” Thanks Teacher stretch/open!” “谢谢张老师!” Finally defended cloud open/start to see moon/month clear(ly) ~ ~ “终于守得云开见月明~~” ...... …… Zhang Tan hauled in the group Zhao Lin, without and everyone chatted is too long, was stranded, then informed one, got down the line. 张叹把赵林拉进了群,没有和大家聊太久,困了,便告知一声,下了线。 Next day in the evening, little Teacher willow gives special attention to Weiwei, saw her to arrive at the small red horse, immediately brought to arrive at one side her, asked that she has had the dinner tonight. 第二天傍晚,小柳老师特别关注小薇薇,见她到了小红马,立即把她带到一边,问她今晚吃没吃晚饭。 Hee hee, ate.” Weiwei smiles to reveal two rows of pure white small milk teeth, little Teacher willow, why don't you lead your baby to come?” “嘻嘻,吃了。”小薇薇笑起来露出两排洁白的小奶牙,“小柳老师,你为什么不带你的宝宝来呢?” Why really worthily is a younger sister, why catches all opportunities to ask, does not know how she inquired little Teacher willow has the baby. 真不愧是为什么妹妹,逮着一切机会问为什么,不知道她是怎么打听到小柳老师有宝宝的。 Baby was too small, does Weiwei, you really eat meal? Words that you have not eaten, the teacher takes delicious to you.” “宝宝还太小了,小薇薇,你真吃了饭吗?你没吃的话,老师给你拿好吃的。” Hee hee, look, big apple!” “嘻嘻嘻,看,大苹果!” Weiwei turned out a big apple from the small book bag, feeling pleased, little Teacher willow do you want to eat? I share to you eat.” 小薇薇从小书包里翻出了一个大苹果,喜滋滋的,“小柳老师你要吃吗?我分享给你吃。” little Teacher willow believes finally she had the dinner, put her. 小柳老师终于相信她吃了晚饭,把她放了。 Weiwei runs to look for Xier immediately, must share this big apple with Xier, but was seen by the pomegranate pomegranate. 小薇薇立即跑去找喜儿,要和喜儿一起分享这个大苹果,但是被榴榴看到了。 The pomegranate pomegranate saliva, tags along after to go. 榴榴垂涎,尾随而去。 Weiwei found Xier, but the pomegranate pomegranate also came. 小薇薇找到了喜儿,但榴榴也来了。 Weiwei did not mind that shares one, she gives the pomegranate pomegranate the apple naturally, thanked the pomegranate pomegranate to eat last night delicious to her. 小薇薇不介意多分享一份,她大方地把苹果递给榴榴,感谢榴榴昨晚给她吃了好吃的。 Ha ~ ~ ~ ~ pomegranate pomegranate received the big apple, laughs satisfiedly, at once discovers little white is staring in not far away, looks at young thief. “哈哈哈哈哈~~~~”榴榴接过大苹果,满足地大笑,旋即发现小白在不远处盯着,看小贼似的。 The pomegranate durian was busy at saying: We eat together ~ 榴榴连忙说:“我们一起吃叭~” They cut eight apple, only wants to play does not think that the working best friend rolls one person of one, more , give Zhang Tan specially. 她们把苹果切了八份,只想玩不想干活闺蜜团一人一份,还有一份多,是专门给张叹的。 „Do I have?” Zhang Tan is surprised, the little friend is actually keeping thinking about him, is not really easy, is quite affected ~ “我也有?”张叹惊讶,小朋友竟然惦记着他,真是不容易,好感动呀~ The good intention is irrecusable, Zhang Tan received. 好意不能拒绝,张叹接下了。 At this time, Weiwei saw horse the aunt also, looked down in oneself, did not have many. 这时候,小薇薇看到了马舅妈也在,低头看了看自己手里,没有多的了。 little white looks immediately to the pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate is startled, wolfed down hastily, forced in the mouth. 小白立即看向榴榴,榴榴吃了一惊,连忙狼吞虎咽,塞进了嘴里。 Only then ate the mouth, was safe. 只有吃到了嘴里,才是安全的。 I do not know lang suo you.” little white is speechless to the pomegranate pomegranate. “我都不晓得啷个嗦你。”小白对榴榴无语。 *......” pomegranate pomegranate mouth is unclear, is oneself quick-witted self-satisfied extraordinary. “*……”榴榴嘴里含糊不清,为自己的机智得意非凡。 Weiwei gave the horse the orchid oneself that Apple on own initiative, horse Lanhua thanked her, but expressed that she did not eat the apple. 小薇薇主动把自己的那份苹果送给马兰花,马兰花感谢了她,但表示她不吃苹果。 „Did your work do?” “你们作业做了吗?” The voice falls, several little friend bodies shook shaking. 话音落下,好几个小朋友身子抖了抖。 But also some children expressed very excitedly, included the children in two kindergartens. 但也有小朋友表示很兴奋,其中就包括两个幼儿园的小朋友。 Tan Xier and Weiwei. 谭喜儿小朋友和小薇薇小朋友。 Weiwei is carrying the oneself small book bag, said excitedly: Horse aunt, I brought the busy book to come, I must do one's assignment.” 小薇薇拎着自己的小书包,兴奋地说:“马舅妈,我带了作业本来呢,我也要做作业。” little white glanced this melon baby, thought that the heart is tired. 小白瞟了瞟这个瓜娃子,觉得心累。 I must urinate ~ ~ pomegranate pomegranate holds up the small hand high, the preparation urine escapes. “我要尿尿~~”榴榴高高举起小手,准备尿遁。 The horse orchid has not stopped, but said: Pomegranate pomegranate you just resulted in the salvia cocinea, you must make persistent efforts. You also who must go to bathroom, must go to go quickly, a while does one's assignment.” 马兰花没有阻拦,而是说:“榴榴你刚得了小红花,你要再接再厉。你们还有谁要去上厕所,要去就快去,等会儿去做作业。” The children urine escapes in abundance, the horse orchid defends outside the bathroom they, over and over urged, they come out, is Xier and Weiwei two walks unexpectedly in the forefront, is most positive. 小朋友们纷纷尿遁,马兰花守在卫生间外等她们,再三催促,她们才出来,竟然是喜儿和小薇薇两个走在最前面,也是最积极的。 Weiwei walks, while chat, asked: Why the toilet is the person sits, is not the horse sits?? Strange ~ little white little white, why? The pomegranate pomegranate, why is this?” 小薇薇一边走,一边叭叭叭的聊天,问:“为什么马桶是人坐的,不是马坐的呢??奇怪喔~小白小白,为什么?榴榴,为什么吖这是?” The pomegranate pomegranate is holding the head, face upwards saying: ~ ~ ~ ~ I of its duck have a headache about the duck, horse the aunt, I have a headache, can I not do one's assignment?” 榴榴抱着脑瓜子,仰天疾呼:“啊~~~~它鸭的我头疼鸭,马舅妈,我头疼,我能不做作业吗?”
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