SAHDA :: Volume #2

#131: Wig ( 4 / 6 )


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When opens comes to the conference room with affable tall Xiaolan, is in a daze. 张同顺和高小兰来到会议室时,发愣。 How is everyone eating the fried cake fruit? A little friend gathers round the board excitedly turning circle circle, is giving everyone to flood. 怎么大家都在吃煎饼果子?还有个小朋友围着会议桌兴奋地转圈圈,在给大家发水。 Female celestial Su Lan in small mouth small stuttering fried cake fruit! 就连仙女似的苏澜都在小口小口吃煎饼果子! The picture is quite beautiful, meets the rusticity very much. 画面好美,很接地气。 The director and producer appear suddenly, look at the people god, on the face the expression somewhat seems to be serious. 导演和制片人忽然出现,看着众人愣神,脸上表情似乎有些严肃。 The actors stop the movement in hand in abundance, the fried cake fruit is not suddenly fragrant, what thought will be how the producer and director to think? Funny is this? 现场的演员们纷纷停下手里的动作,煎饼果子突然不香了,想的是制片人和导演会怎么想?搞笑吗这是? Immediately looks as if by prior agreement to stretch/open Tan, if were not really happy, that air vent definitely is this instigator Teacher stretch/open. 随即不约而同地看向张叹,如果真不高兴,那出气的肯定是这位“始作俑者”张老师。 The Su billows and Chen Fei ya for stretch/open Tanxiao small worry, the authority of director and producer are very heavy, the screenwriter cannot compare. 苏澜和陈飞雅不禁为张叹小小的担忧,导演和制片人的权威很重,编剧比不上。 stretch/open Tan has eaten two, emmm, said accurately is one -and-a-half, another half apportioned little white. 张叹已经吃了两个了,emmm,准确说是一个半,另外半个分给了小白。 Saw that stretch/open Dao and tall Xiaolan came, he does not care , to continue neatly and quickly, finished eating the fried cake fruit in hand, then drinks water leisurely, looked Su Lan worries for him, really wants to explain for him. 看到张导和高小兰来了,他不在意,继续三下五除二,把手里的煎饼果子吃完,然后优哉游哉地喝水,看的苏澜为他着急,真想替他解释一下。 stretch/open Dao, does Sister Gao, come one set? Remained to you.” “张导,高姐,来一套吗?给你们留了。” Opened sighs took away final two from little white book bag. 张叹从小白书包里拿走了最后两个。 little white puts out a hand to grasp, catches air, wants to hide contraband, but opens mouth, the countless words say, because of the aunt in side, will hear will punch her fart fart. 小白伸手抓了抓,抓到一把空气,想藏私,但张张嘴,千言万语说不出口,因为舅妈就在旁边,听到会揍她的屁屁儿。 The Su billows stare the big eye, opening sighed this is muddleheaded? What is thinking, at this time had not explained a bit faster, turns big problems into small ones and small ones into no problems at all, unexpectedly, but also handed over the fried cake fruit in the past, invited the director and producer eats??? Even two people will not criticize concerned about the people, but definitely does not meet at heart happily, thinks that he does not work maturely. 苏澜瞪大眼睛,张叹这是昏了头吗?在想什么呢,这时候还不快点解释一下,大事化小小事化了,竟然还,还递了煎饼果子过去,请导演和制片人吃???即便两人碍于现场众人不会批评,但心里肯定会不高兴,认为他做事不成熟。 Chen Fei ya looks at stretch/open Tan funnily, finds it very interesting, stretch/open Tan is headstrong, is silly? He and director and did producer relate the iron to this degree? 陈飞雅好笑地看着张叹,觉得很有趣,张叹是莽,还是傻?或者,他和导演、制片人关系铁到这种程度了? Wu and Yue kingdoms had not done the clear stretch/open Tan status, asking everyone to eat the fried cake fruit in the conference room is not the average person dares to do, look bumped into the director and producer exactly comes, how to end, did not fear that the impression wasn't good? 吴越一直没搞明白张叹的身份,请大家在会议室吃煎饼果子就不是一般人敢做的,这不,恰好撞见导演和制片人来,怎么收场吧,不怕印象不好吗? Naturally, he also ate the fried cake fruit, is very fragrant. 当然,他也吃了煎饼果子,是挺香的。 Various people bosom thoughts, were looking how this young screenwriter ends. 众人各怀心思,都在看这位年轻的编剧怎么收场。 Is Sister Ma does? I have eaten, is very delicious, the high movie-making tastes.” “是马大姐做的吧?我吃过,很好吃,高制片尝一尝。” Opened with along received with a smile, handed over one to tall Xiaolan, then saw to open sighs little white, greeted: Your good little white, we to meet.” 张同顺笑着接过,递了一个给高小兰,然后看到张叹身边的小白,打招呼道:“你好小白,我们又见面了。” Small white tiger the face, is nodding: Knew that discussed.” 小白虎着脸,点点头:“晓得唠。” She is penting up anger, two sets of fried cake fruit that hides is given to the director by Boss stretch/open. 她正在生闷气,藏起来的两套煎饼果子被张老板送给了导演。 The people to opening are very accidental with the smooth response, is more accidental to the producer tall Xiaolan response, because tall Xiaolan sits to eat. 众人对张同顺的反应十分意外,接着对制片人高小兰的反应更意外,因为高小兰坐下来就吃。 tall Xiaolan sees that explained with a smile: Pats «Folk drama Bone» time, heard that stretch/open Tanlao delivers the fried cake fruit toward that side, many people have eaten, I do not have the luck of having good things to eat only, today finally can taste.” 高小兰见状,笑着解释:“拍《小戏骨》的时候,就听说张叹老往那边送煎饼果子,好多人都吃过,唯独我没口福,今天终于能尝尝了。” stretch/open Tan said: „Is not thorough, but on the other hand, Sister Gao who I think was too estranged, wants to taste little white fried cake fruit, said one to me on the line.” 张叹说:“是我想的不周到,但话说回来,高姐太生分了,想尝小白煎饼果子,跟我说一句就行。” tall Xiaolan said that fears him to laugh, asked: „Did this call little white fried cake fruit? Did you call little white?” 高小兰说怕他笑话,又问:“这叫小白煎饼果子?你叫小白?” Cheek black little white who she asked. 她问的脸蛋黑黑的小白。 little white said reluctantly: Claw ~ 小白懒懒的说:“爪子嘛~” ...... …… The people looked to understand, this young screenwriter stretch/open and director and producer relations were very good, did not care about the things of these minor details. 众人看明白了,这位年轻的张编剧和导演、制片人关系很好,不在乎这些细枝末节的东西。 This makes them remind itself at heart, from now on the making a movie process, cannot treat the screenwriter like other dramatic team, this is a master. 这让她们在心里提醒自己,今后拍戏过程中,不能像别的剧组那样对待编剧,这位是位爷。 ...... …… The symposium opened one in the morning, the horse orchid and Bai Jianping lead little white to remain to walk finally. 讨论会开了一上午,马兰花和白建平带着小白留到最后才走。 Bai Jianping looks that in the conference room the person was exposed, relaxes greatly. 白建平看着会议室里人走光了,大大地松了一口气。 The horse orchid taunted: Wants me to hold your one?” 马兰花嘲讽道:“要不要我扶你一把咯?” Bai Jianping supported was saying: Instigates anything, I am a strong person.” 白建平强撑着说:“唆啥子咧,我是个坚强的人。” The horse orchid sends out to sneer, the just-concluded script symposium, this old white to the speech stutter, lost face anxiously simply! 马兰花发出冷笑,刚刚结束的剧本讨论会,这位老白紧张到说话结巴,简直丢人! little white do not have the stutter! 小白都没结巴! What do you smile?? I display also good.” “你笑啥子嘛??我发挥的还蛮好嗷。” Bai Jianping is very discontented, a shortcoming big pile of this young married woman, for example on mouth unforgiving, likes puncturing others' lie, does not show due respect for the feelings. 白建平很不满,这婆娘的缺点一大堆,比如嘴上不饶人,喜欢戳破别人的谎言,毫不给面子。 The horse orchid taunted: You are inside the cemetery scatter the Chinese prickly ash, numb ghost.”( PS: Only can deceive ghost meaning) 马兰花嘲讽道:“你是坟山里头撒花椒,麻鬼。”(PS:只能骗鬼的意思) little white jumps down the chair, conducts the back the small book bag, extends the small hand, gives his paper goods, said: Uncle, you wipes your perspiration, your claw class/flow so many perspiration? Are you quite hot?” 小白跳下椅子,背上小书包,伸出小手,递给他一张纸巾,说:“舅舅,你擦擦你的汗,你爪子流这么多汗呢?你是不是好热吖?” Bai Jianping is stiff. 白建平僵硬。 The horse orchid laughs. 马兰花哈哈大笑。 stretch/open Tan goes to return, said: By noon, ate meal together.” 张叹去而复返,说:“到中午了,一起吃个饭吧。” „, We did not go back sai.” The horse orchid said. “不了不了,我们回去噻。”马兰花说。 stretch/open Tan: „Around 12 : 00, you had gone back also to prepare food, 1 o'clock possibly cannot eat, little white certainly hungry belly cluck. Together, cafeteria in company. Moreover, finished eating me to ask you also to have the matter.” 张叹:“已经12点多了,你们回去还要自己做饭,一点钟可能都吃不到,小白一定饿的肚子咕咕叫。一起吧,就在公司的食堂。而且,吃完了我找你们还有事。” horse orchid hears word, discussed with Bai Jianping, that remained, mainly finished eating also had the matter. 马兰花闻言,和白建平商量一下,那就留下来吧,主要是吃完了还有事。 Truly the matter, stretch/open Tan leads them to the putting on make-up room, shortly after led a make-up artist. 确实还有事,张叹把她们带到化妆室,没多久带了一个化妆师来。 Handles the hair to you.” “给你们打理一下头发。” little white holds own small head immediately, valuable LaBelle is resembling, said: I do not want, my watermelon melon leader good extravagant love.” 小白立刻捧着自己的小脑袋,宝贝儿似的,说:“我不要,我的西瓜瓜头头好阔爱哟。” stretch/open Tan said: Is motionless your watermelon leader, only makes up that pit of your back of the head.” 张叹说:“不动你的西瓜头头,只把你后脑勺的那个坑补上。” The horse orchid complexion changes. 马兰花脸色一变。 little white has doubts asked: Claw? Pit where comes?” 小白疑惑地问:“爪子?哪里来的坑?” stretch/open Tan: „Does your back of the head have a pit you not to know? Which barber to the hair that you cut, is irresponsible.” 张叹:“你后脑勺有个坑你不知道吗?哪个理发师给你剪的头发嘛,不负责啊。” little white is staring the aunt ominously, a parahippus orchid I must with you put together the appearance. 小白凶巴巴地瞪着舅妈,一副马兰花我要和你拼了的样子。 The horse orchid says the aggressive statement ahead of time: Mao Sitou hits the flashlight, must act unreasonably not little white.” 马兰花提前把狠话撂下:“茅斯头打电筒,莫要乱来哦小白。” These words had half a word not saying that what was complete, Mao Sitou hit the flashlight, courted death. 这句话的有半句没说,完整的是,茅斯头打电筒,找死。 Considering Boss stretch/open, is face to face refined for the table, therefore had not said. 考虑到张老板当面,为表斯文,所以没说。 little white understood, shouts indignantly: „The my ghost of air/Qi gets mad ~ the aunt you are fart are black, does your claw harm small basin friend sai?” 小白听懂了,气愤地嚷嚷:“气的我鬼火冒~舅妈你是屁儿黑,你爪子害小盆友噻?” stretch/open Tan only knows that the original hair is the aunt scissors, somewhat is awkward. 张叹这才知道原来头发是舅妈剪的,不禁有些尴尬。 little white first comes, to give you entire attractive lovable hairstyle.” “小白先来,给你整个漂亮可爱的发型。” little white sits obedient, making the hairstylist give her to repair the hair. 小白听话地坐好,让发型师给她修理头发。 After she finished, the horse orchid was also repaired, is...... Bai Jianping! 她结束后,马兰花也被修理了,然后是……白建平! stretch/open Tan, Bai Jianping and hair stylist look at each other in blank dismay, are staring at Bai Jianping bald speechless. 张叹、白建平和美发师面面相觑,盯着白建平的光头无语。 „There is no way to repair.” The hair stylists said awkwardly, he has not been in the fabricated situation. “这没法修理。”美发师为难地说道,他还没到无中生有的地步。 stretch/open Tan shouted the make-up artists of «Woman 30» dramatic teams, asking her to appraise this bald. 张叹把《女人三十》剧组的化妆师喊来,请她评估一下这个光头。 The make-up artists looked, said: Bald is not good, makings and warm incompatible.” 化妆师看了看,说:“光头不行,气质和温暖的一家不符。” Bai Jianping ignorant circle, this was said that he was not warm, like hooligan? 白建平懵圈,这是说他不温暖,像流氓吗? Moreover, can open him? 而且,要开掉他? It is not good, Bai Jianping cried out, he blew to the co-workers flamboyant, if this returned goods, where he toward put shamelessly. 不行啊,白建平心里呐喊,他都向工友们吹牛逼了,这要是被退货,他老脸往哪儿搁。 However, although his heart mighty waves are turbulent, in the surface still clouds the poor business conditions to be light, the mouth was solid, a character did not say. 但是,尽管他内心波涛汹涌,表面上依然云淡风轻,嘴巴严实,一个字不说。 Inarticulate person, flatters honestly, is easiest to suffer a loss. 嘴笨的人,又老实巴结,最容易吃亏。 The horse orchid said hastily: Is I am I, is I cuts this to him, will be several days later long.” 马兰花连忙说:“是我是我,是我给他剪成这样的,过几天就会长出来了。” The make-up artists said with a smile: Such bright bald, hair where has quickly is so long, said again, grows uselessly, at least wants the short stubble.” 化妆师笑道:“这么亮的光头,头发哪有那么快长出来,再说,长出一点没用,至少要短茬。” „? Can that the claw office?” Ma Lan unfaithful/stamen complained about himself. “啊?那可爪子办?”马兰花心里埋怨自己。 Is good because, has stretch/open Tan, will not make them suffer a loss. 好在,有张叹在,不会让他们吃亏。 The make-up artists know certainly that stretch/open Tan the attitude, has not thought must change players. 化妆师当然知道张叹的态度,从没想过要换人。 He said: Puts on the wig, does Teacher stretch/open you look at the line?” 他说道:“还是戴上假发吧,张老师你看行吗?” stretch/open Tan looked to Bai Jianping, the horse orchid first step said: Good all various professions, without the issue, we wear the wig.” 张叹看向白建平,马兰花先一步说:“行行行,没问题,我们戴假发。” ...... …… On the road of going home, little white encircles in Bai Jianping foot turning circle circle, raising the small head is laughing, covering the small mouth is happy. 回家的路上,小白围在白建平脚边转圈圈,昂着小脑袋嘻嘻哈哈,捂着小嘴乐。 What smiles, little does white, want to smile not again was good sai?” “笑啥子嘛,小白,莫要再笑了好不好噻?” Bai Jianping was worried, said several times, little white noticed his wig smiled. 白建平苦恼极了,说了好几次,小白还是看到他的假发就笑。 Hou humph humph the uncle, you quite expose to the sun, your claw matter.” “嚯嚯嚯舅舅,你好晒嗷,你爪子回事嘛。” At this moment, on Bai Jianping head wore the wig, thumb length, very ordinary hairstyle, but looked changed individual completely, changed the graceful. 此刻,白建平脑袋上戴了假发,大拇指长短,很普通的发型,但看起来完全变了个人,变帅了。 For the custom, comes out after Pujiang Movie Studio building, he put on, does not plan to pick. 为了习惯,从浦江电影制片厂大楼出来后,他就戴上了,不打算摘下来。 From the beginning walks on the road, he worried very much the pedestrian will take a look at him with the strange look, but soon discovered, no one pays attention to him radically, on the contrary is own two, once for a while takes a look at him, smiles, making him brave the jack-o'-lantern. 一开始走在路上,他很担心行人会用奇怪的眼神打量他,但是很快发现,根本没人注意他,反倒是自家的两位,时不时打量他,偷着乐,让他冒鬼火。 Is good to discuss to discuss, does not smile to discuss, little does white, eat KFC not? The aunt invited your sai.” The horse orchid sees the roadside to have KFC Shop, previous time have please slightly eaten without paying, the little friend eats is very happy. “好唠好唠,不笑唠,小白,吃肯德基不咯?舅妈请你噻。”马兰花看到路边有肯德基店,上次请小白吃过,小朋友吃的很开心。 However, this chapter of little white actually shakes the head, said: KFC does not have the stick good chicken that the aunt makes to be delicious, the aunt, you make stick good chicken sai.” 然而,这回小白却摇头,说:“肯德基没有舅妈做的棒棒鸡好吃,舅妈,你做棒棒鸡噻。” The horse orchid is very accidental/surprised, asked: „Don't you eat KFC?” 马兰花十分意外,问:“你不吃肯德基?” little white shakes the head, said again KFC does not have the stick good chicken that the aunt makes to be delicious. 小白摇头,再一次说肯德基没有舅妈做的棒棒鸡好吃。 Good, we buy the chicken now, makes the stick good chicken to you, but is, your fart fart eats doesn't disappear?” “好嗷,我们现在就去买鸡,给你做棒棒鸡,但就是,你的屁屁儿吃的消不?” little white thinks, immediately covers own small fart fart, ying chirp. 小白一想,立即捂住自己的小屁屁儿,嘤嘤嘤。 PS: The daytime three chapters ended, received to come to see your, was the dragon is the insect, by you. PS:白天的三章更完了,接下来看你们的了,是龙是虫,靠你们了。
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