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PS:为本书第一位盟主windsong1975加更,谢谢。 yellow Meimei, a palm of the hand claps on stretch/open Tan the shoulder, said: „My buddy, meets by chance, walks, the K song goes, opens to sigh you to go home.” 黄莓莓啪的一下,一巴掌拍在张叹肩膀上,说:“我哥们,偶遇,走,K歌去,张叹你自个儿回家去吧。” stretch/open Tan nods saying: „I walk, you also go home earlier.” 张叹点头道:“那我走啦,你也早点回家。” Side yellow Meimei that miss said: „No, handsome fellow, since is the friend of raspberry raspberry, that same place.” 黄莓莓身边的那位姑娘却说:“别啊,帅哥,既然是莓莓的朋友,那一起吧。” This line of 8 people, 5 female and 3 male, are yellow Meimei the colleague, that warm girl's name was Zhao Qian 。 这一行八人,5女3男,都是黄莓莓的同事,那个热情的女孩叫赵倩。 stretch/open Tan was called by yellow Meimei, with. 张叹被黄莓莓叫上,跟着去了。 Sits in the theater box, looks at them to sing, yellow Meimei is really the female man (Han) paper, sang was very obviously coarse, but was her most to be enthusiastic, wrested away the microphone not to let go. 坐在包厢里,看他们唱歌,黄莓莓真是个女汉纸,唱的明明很难听,但属她最来劲,霸占麦克风不撒手。 Zhao Qian sits, said by stretch/open Tan: „Handsome fellow, has not known that you do name? My name was Zhao Qian, this was my best friend, Tan Ying.” 赵倩坐过来,挨着张叹说:“帅哥,还不知道你叫什么名字？我叫赵倩,这是我闺蜜,谭莹。” Tan Ying is in several people the most beautiful girl, words not many appearances, has not sung, has sat on the sofa chats with the friend, or plays the cell phone. 谭莹是几个人里最漂亮女孩,话不多的样子,还没唱过,一直坐在沙发上和朋友聊天,或者玩手机。 Hears Zhao Qian to introduce her, she looked, is somewhat shy. 听到赵倩介绍她,她才看了过来,有些羞涩。 stretch/open Tan introduced oneself, Zhao Qian looked at Tan Ying, asked grinningly he made anything to work, had the girlfriend, where in the family/home was. 张叹自我介绍,赵倩看了看谭莹,笑嘻嘻地问他是做什么工作的,有没有女朋友,家里是哪里的。 „Rolls rolling, do not inquire stretch/open Tan.” “滚滚滚,别打听张叹。” yellow Meimei puts down the microphone, pushes sits down to Zhao Qian and stretch/open Tan, drives away her. 黄莓莓放下麦克风,挤到赵倩和张叹之间坐下,把她赶走。 The sea king you also dare to annoy, do you want to live on the edge? 海王你也敢惹,你想寻死觅活是不是？ Several female students kid around in the same place, stretch/open Tan set out to go to the bathroom, the belly was also sore. 几个女生嬉闹在一起,张叹起身去卫生间,肚子又疼了。 Stick good chicken! 棒棒鸡！ Bai. 小白家里。 The horse orchid knocked on a door for the third time: „Melon baby you good not, you hit the flashlight in Mao Sitou, illuminating the excrement is?” 马兰花第三次敲门了:“瓜娃子你好了没嗷,你是在茅斯头打电筒,照屎是不是？” In the bathroom spreads little white pain the sound: „Un ~” 卫生间里传出小白痛苦的声音:“嗯咦呃呃呃么么么吗~” Some little time, she looks distressed, came out lamely. 好一会儿,她愁眉苦脸,一瘸一拐地出来了。 „Your claw?” “你爪子了？” The horse orchid looks down to little white who passes through from the foot, sees only her to cover the small fart fart, walked is very difficult. 马兰花低头看向从脚边经过的小白,只见她捂着小屁屁,走的很艰难。 little white the face is saying her stomach stomach ache painstakingly. 小白苦着脸说她肚肚疼。 Her fart fart is burning. 她的屁屁儿火辣辣的。 The horse orchid asked: „What did you eat?” 马兰花问:“你吃了啥子嘛？” I ate the stick good chicken of Boss stretch/open, little white said that but does not dare saying that the aunt does not know she follows Boss stretch/open to rub eats to rub drinks, the stick good chicken that she makes had half to enter her abdomen. 我吃了张老板的棒棒鸡,小白心里说,但不敢说出口,舅妈一直不知道她跟着张老板蹭吃蹭喝,她做的棒棒鸡有一半进了她的小肚子。 Front several times well, eaten fragrant, but this time, she and Boss stretch/open are the same, was selected. 前面好几次都好好的,吃的喷香,但是这次,她和张老板一样,中标了。 little white put the blame on victim: „Was aunt, you beat me secretly?” 小白倒打一耙:“舅妈,是不是你偷偷捶了我哟？” horse orchid: „When did I beat you? You must frame me not.” 马兰花:“我啥时候捶了你？你莫要陷害我哟。” „That claw am I so sore?” “那爪子我这么疼呢？” little white climbs up her small bed to lie down, worn out, suddenly aiyu. 小白爬上她的小床躺着,有气无力,忽然哎呦一声。 horse orchid: „Claw? Also can draw the cake?” 马兰花:“爪子了？又要拉粑粑？” little white turns over, by lying down is being turned is lying, wails saying: „ying chirp ~ my fart fart good pain” 小白翻个身,由躺着变成趴着,哀嚎道:“嘤嘤嘤~我的屁屁儿好痛哟” „Shows me.” The horse orchid is saying, must take off little white trousers trousers. “给我看看。”马兰花说着,要脱小白的裤裤。 Frighten! little white one startled, is entraining own small trousers trousers hastily, does not drop at risk of life, shouts: „What lives in? Lives in anything!!! The life-saving duck, the uncle rescues my life ~ the aunt must take off/escape my trousers trousers.” 吓！小白一惊,连忙拽着自己的小裤裤,拼死不放手,嚷嚷:“住啥子？住啥子嘛！！！救命鸭,舅舅救我的命吖~舅妈要脱我的裤裤儿。” The horse orchid said ill-humoredly: „You called anything blindly!” 马兰花没好气地说:“你瞎叫个啥子！” Turned the head to say to Bai Jianping of coming: „Crawls! This is the matters of our woman, has the relations with you not.” 转头对闻声而来的白建平说:“爬开！这是我们女人的事,跟你莫有关系。” Bai Jianping gawked staring, leaves obediently. 白建平愣了愣,乖乖地离开。 little white shouts: „Uncle you walks not” 小白嚷嚷:“舅舅你莫走” Bai Jianping walked an off horse not to return at the same time said: „I do not walk.” 白建平一边走一边头也不回地说:“我不走。” He returns to the living room, sits on the rocking chair, in a flash in a flash, close to is suitable, the ear transmits little white hot tempered small milk sound: „Bai Jianping ~ you walk to discuss you unable to instigate, shovels the shovel! Deceives the young basin friend, fart is black!” 他回到客厅,坐在摇椅上,一晃一晃,巴适,耳边传来小白暴躁的小奶音:“白建平~你都走唠你还唆不走,铲铲！骗小盆友,屁儿黑！” Bai Jianping is not angry , watches the television with a laugh. The melon baby is noisy, in the family/home has the vitality/angry. 白建平也不生气,笑呵呵的,看电视。瓜娃子吵吵嚷嚷挺好的,家里有生气。 Leads the kid to have thousand painstakingly, but this probably is one of the few pleasure. 带娃有千般苦,而这大概是为数不多的乐趣之一。 Thinks before he and horse orchid has not adopted little white, two people work outside, during the daytime works, in the evening drags the exhausted body to go home, deals with the solution warm and sufficient condition, then sleeps, sometimes day of few words exchange, in the family/home is peaceful and depressed. 想他和马兰花没领养小白之前,两人在外面打工,白天干活,晚上拖着疲惫的身体回家,应付似的解决温饱,然后睡觉,有时候一天没有几句话交流,家里安静而又沉闷。 Since this melon baby joins, the pleasure were many, quarrelling, the watermelon raised for its edible seeds baby...... is very interesting. 自从这个瓜娃子加入后,乐趣就多了,吵吵架,打瓜娃子……都是很有趣的。 „Melon baby you are not too rampant, that is your uncle, do you dare to scold him are fart are black? Let me have a look at your fart, is fart is black.” “瓜娃子你莫太嚣张,那是你舅舅,你敢骂他是屁儿黑？让我看看你的屁儿,是不是屁儿黑。” Ma Lan signature little white, was drawing the bathroom her, must take off/escape her trousers trousers inspection. 马兰花押着小白,把她拖进了卫生间,要脱她的裤裤检查。 little white resists furiously, makes threatening gestures, a hand closely grabs the trousers trousers, a hand brandishes carelessly, must frighten off her: „Crawls! Crawls ~ suffers father not” 小白奋力抵抗,张牙舞爪,一只手紧紧地抓着裤裤,一只手胡乱挥舞,要把她吓走:“爬开！爬开~莫挨老子” The horse orchid gets angry: „You hit the flashlight in Mao Sitou, courts death, dares to call the father before the father, crawls to the father!” 马兰花怒道:“你是在茅斯头打电筒,找死,在老子面前也敢称老子,给老子爬过来！” She uses violence to seize little white, took off her trousers trousers, examines her fart fart, let loose, spat one: „Melon baby spurts smelly! Did you draw the cake not to scratch cleanly?” 她用暴力捉住小白,脱了她的裤裤,查看她的屁屁,放开,啐了一口:“瓜娃子喷臭！你是不是拉了粑粑没擦干净？” The kitty that the small white elephant only has a fit of bad temper, looked at her fart fart also to insult her! 小白像只炸毛的猫咪,看了她的屁屁还侮辱她！ „*! *......!” “*！*……哼！” The horse orchid does not respond her, is not angry, has not understood in any case. 马兰花不搭理她,也不生气,反正一句没听懂。 „You are get angry to discuss, your melon baby, instigated do not eat spicily, was then good to discuss, fart fart hurt.” “你是上火唠,你个瓜娃子,唆了不要吃辣,这下好唠,屁屁儿疼咯。” Her hand presses toward little white fart fart on, little white stamps one's foot, shouts: „Lives in anything!!! The my ghost of air/Qi gets mad!” 她手往小白屁屁儿上一按,小白跳起脚来,嚷嚷:“住啥子！！！气的我鬼火冒！” „Small basin friendly ominous. What did you eat?” The horse orchid remembers that his family/home has not made the too spicy meal today, how can like this. “小盆友好凶嗷。你吃了啥子？”马兰花记得他家今天没做太辣的菜,怎么会这样呢。 „Snort” little white did not speak. “哼”小白不吭声。 The horse orchid frightens her, said this way, her fart fart will explode same place. 马兰花吓唬她,说这样下去,她的屁屁儿会原地爆炸。 little white was fooled, said nervous: „Boss stretch/open stature entire? He must die to discuss ~” 小白被唬住了,紧张兮兮地说:“张老板咋个儿整？他要死唠~” „What relations has with Boss stretch/open?” The horse orchid asked. “和张老板有啥子关系？”马兰花问。 little white ying chirp, 1510 confession. She ate the stick good chicken that gives to Boss stretch/open turns into this, she, can that boss also explode like this? 小白嘤嘤嘤,一五一十交代了。她是吃了送给张老板的棒棒鸡才变成这样的,她这样了,那张老板岂不是也要爆炸？ „Boss stretch/open lang office? He must die to discuss ~” “张老板啷个办嘛？他要死唠~” little white shouts to Boss stretch/open call, but how the horse orchid possibly permits, how this asked. Asked, Boss stretch/open, your fart fart doesn't hurt sorely? 小白嚷嚷要给张老板打电话,但是马兰花怎么可能允许,这怎么问嘛。难道问,张老板,你的屁屁儿疼不疼？ The horse orchid comforts little white, Boss stretch/open can eat spicily, is an Sir, he can shoulder, temporarily will not explode, only needs Ratten cake to be good. 马兰花安慰小白,张老板能吃辣,又是大人,他能扛住的,暂时不会爆炸,只需要拉顿粑粑就能好。 „Do the beforehand several stick good chickens, you also eat to discuss?” The horse orchid closely examines. “以前的几只棒棒鸡,你是不是也吃唠？”马兰花追问。 little white painstakingly face, overly cautious and prudent: „Eats to discuss.” 小白苦着脸,老实巴交的:“吃唠。” „Delicious?” “好吃吗？” „Delicious.” “好吃。” „Are you melon baby?” “你是瓜娃子吗？” little white shakes the head: „It is not.” 小白摇头:“不是。” „You wash dishes tonight.” “那你今晚洗碗。” little white washed dishes, but, before that she did not feel relieved Boss stretch/open, was worried that Boss stretch/open exploded same place, requests to telephone. 小白洗碗去了,不过,在那之前,她还是不放心张老板,担心张老板原地爆炸,要求打电话。 „Aiyu, you give little white to telephone.” Bai Jianping is helping the speech. “哎呦,你就给小白打个电话咯。”白建平帮着说话。 The bother that Ma Lan perianth entangles, the agreement slightly gives for nothing Boss stretch/open to telephone, but needs to urge: „Cannot ask that Boss stretch/open your fart fart doesn't hurt sorely? Doesn't know?” 马兰花被缠的烦,就同意小白给张老板打电话,但是需要叮嘱:“不能问张老板你屁屁儿疼不疼？晓得不？” little white nods: „Knew.” 小白点头:“晓得。” The horse orchid asked: „What do you prepare to instigate?” 马兰花问:“那你准备唆啥子？” little white: „Boss stretch/open you quite discussed miserably, your fart fart did soon explode you not to know? You run sai” 小白:“张老板你好惨唠,你的屁屁儿快要爆炸了你晓得不？你快跑噻” The horse orchid visits her speechless, how to see how likely a melon. 马兰花无语地看着她,怎么看怎么像个瓜兮兮。 PS: 12 : 00 pm on the shelf, adjuration support, genuine subscription, only then beginning and QQ PS:明天中午12点上架,恳请支持,正版订阅只有起点和QQ