Bottle gourd kid who ( 23 ) Chapter 1262 I can torch 第1262章我是会喷火的葫芦娃 little white picked up little white, put on him the sofa, the tiny tot of air/Qi eyah eyah, is brandishing the small hand, as if must fight her, moe and ominous. 小白捡起了小小白,把他又放到了沙发上,气的这个小不点咿咿呀呀,挥舞着小手,似乎要跟她拼了,又萌又凶的。 Although this tiny tot is young, but is hot-tempered, the horse orchid said often he looks like with his little paternal aunt very much. 这个小不点年龄虽然小,但是脾气大,马兰花经常说他跟他小姑姑很像。 Is his little paternal aunt which? At present this in little Schoolmate white of to rub son of a bitch. 他小姑姑是哪位呢？就是眼前这位在撸狗子的小白同学。 little Schoolmate white smaller time, moe very much ominously, moe and small, the milk ominous milk is ominous, the average person does not dare to annoy her. 小白同学更小的时候,也很萌凶,又萌又小,奶凶奶凶的,一般人不敢惹她。 Although little white moe ominously, however may be useless before the little paternal aunt, the little paternal aunt does not respond him. 小小白虽然萌凶,但是在小姑姑面前可没用,小姑姑根本不搭理他。 little white hands and feet and using on sofa, crawled, this chapter has not attempted to walk, but lies down on own initiative, sways back and forth on the ground, rolled, holds the little paternal aunt's pants, eyah eyah, both hands wield randomly, but also is very self-satisfied. 小小白在沙发上手脚并用,又爬了下来,这回没有尝试走路,而是主动躺下,在地上打滚,又滚了过去,抓住小姑姑的裤子,咿咿呀呀,双手乱挥,还很得意呢。 However the next second, he was hugged by mother, ominous his several, has almost not cried. 然而下一秒,他就被妈妈抱了起来,凶了他几句,差点没哭。 The horse orchid the son of a bitch who receives personally from outside, is an ordinary mole cricket, the hair is the white. 马兰花从外面领回来的狗子,就是一条普通的土狗,毛发是白色的。 little white and Xier are busy giving the son of a bitch to give the name. 小白和喜儿忙着给狗子起名字。 Zhang Tan suggested: „Or called little white?” 张叹建议道:“要不就叫小白吧？” little white is staring at him, Zhang Tan corrected immediately: „I crack a joke, I felt, can be surnamed Bai, called anything as for the name, little white you discussed with Xier well.” 小白盯着他,张叹立即改口说:“我就开个玩笑,我觉得,可以姓白,至于名字叫什么,小白你跟喜儿好好商量商量。” Then, Zhang Tan felt, oneself is quite base and low,(). 说完,张叹才觉得,自己好卑微啊,()。 At this time, nearby horse orchid also contributed the oneself wisdom, she suggested: „Or called white Xiahua?” 这时候,一旁的马兰花也贡献自己的智慧,她建议道:“要不叫白夏花？” little white gawked staring, responded, stared the aunt saying: „I did not know that lang said you! The ghost eyebrow day eye, died to discuss bothersomely ~ ~” 小白愣了愣,才反应过来,瞪着舅妈说:“我都不晓得啷个说你！鬼眉日眼,烦死唠~~” Others horse orchid did not instigate like Zhang Tan, she opposed nonchalantly immediately, cold sound said: „Did melon baby, what you say?! Had courage you to say again!” 人家马兰花可不像张叹那么怂,她立即横眉冷对,冷声道:“瓜娃子,你说啥子？！有胆你再说一遍！” Small supercilious look bead racing: „Aunt, I have not said anything, hehe hehe ~” 小白眼珠子急转:“舅妈,我也没说啥子吖,呵呵呵呵~” Then, she is hugging the son of a bitch, brings Xier and block goes back, walked out of the door, then said toward inside horse orchid: „Aunt ~ I sang sai to you, good of pleasant to hear oh.” 说完,她就抱着狗子,带着喜儿和墩子回去,走出了家门,才回头朝里面的马兰花说道:“舅妈~我给你唱首歌噻,好好听噢。” Then, does not wait for the horse orchid to agree or not agree, sang without consulting anybody: „Horse orchid ~ horse orchid ~ ~ ~ the wind and rain did not fear ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, on a vine seven melons ~ ~ ~ bottle gourd kid, I can torch ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” 说完,不等马兰花同意或者不同意,径自唱起来:“马兰花~马兰花~~~风吹雨打都不怕~~~~~啦啦啦啦啦啦啦,一根藤上七个瓜~~~啦啦啦啦啦啦,我是会喷火的葫芦娃~~~啦啦啦~~~~啊！” Also without singing, frightens takes to one's heels to sneak off, because the horse orchid pursued. 还没唱完,就吓得撒丫子开溜,因为马兰花追了出来。 Resounds the angry roaring sound of horse orchid, little white was all frightened the ghost to brave, to put together the poor life to run toward the family/home. 身后响起马兰花的怒吼声,小白被吓得亡魂皆冒,拼了小命往家里跑。 „~ ~ ~ do not pursue me! Do not pursue me!!!” “啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~不要追我！不要来追我吖！！！” Expelled being in chaotic situation, little white in village gather in the roadside plays, saw exactly little white flees in a panic, immediately discusses spiritedly. 一路被撵的鸡飞狗跳,村里的小白们聚在路边玩,恰好看到小白仓惶出逃,顿时议论纷纷。 „Is the little flower flower!” “是小花花！” „Little flower spent.” “小花花回来了。” „Little flower flower also led a lovable little girl to come back, I saw.” “小花花还带了一个可爱的小女孩回来了,我看到啦。” „That is the happy baby.” “那是喜娃娃。” „I like the baby happily.” “我喜欢喜娃娃。” „Little flower flower was being pursued by her aunt, her aunt must hit to be flat she.” “小花花在被她舅妈追,她舅妈要打扁她。” „Little flower flower runs-” “小花花快跑-” „Little flower flower refuels, come on!” “小花花加油,加油！” little white in village unified the battleline quickly, the flower refuels to the little flower with one voice. 村里的小白们很快统一了阵线,齐声给小花花加油。 little white runs like crazy, while looks to them, but also feigns calmly, waves toward them. 小白一边疯跑,一边看向她们,还佯装镇定,朝他们挥了挥手。 However turns head, actually saw was nearer, immediately frightened a Buddha that the aunt pursued to have the hole and two Buddha to ascend to heaven, hastily stepped out, while admitted mistakes: „Aunt sorry! Sorry-” 但是一回头,却见舅妈追的更近了,顿时吓得一佛出窍、二佛升天,连忙一边加快脚步,一边认错:“舅妈对不起！对不起吖-” The horse orchid pursued one, stopped, stands puts the aggressive statement in the village toward little white. 马兰花追了一段,停了下来,站在村口朝小白放狠话。 „Next time will make me hear again, I open the flower your fart fart!” “下次再让我听到,我把你的屁屁儿打开花！” Little Belarus Station on to her 30-40 meters away road, is hugging the son of a bitch, pants, thought that oneself can, quarrel with her. 小白站在离她30-40米远的路上,抱着狗子,气喘吁吁,又觉得自己能了,和她吵架。 Until Zhang Tan leads the block and Xier walked from the village, the horse orchid stops putting the aggressive statement, goes home bitterly. 直到张叹带着墩子和喜儿从村里走了出来,马兰花才停止放狠话,恨恨地回了家。 little white sees that knows that oneself avoided a tribulation, touches the forehead, perspires. 小白见状,知道自己躲过了一劫,摸了摸额头,都出了汗呢。 The aunt is too ominous, is too ominous. 舅妈太凶啦,太凶啦。 „Later does not dare to annoy her to discuss ~” little white whispered, at this time, Xier pursued, son of a bitch who once for a while put out a hand to trace little white arms, the feel good, hiahia smiled, happy was not good. “以后不敢惹她唠~”小白嘀咕道,这时候,喜儿追了上来,时不时伸手摸一摸小白怀里的狗子,手感好极了,hiahia笑,乐的不行。 „Happy baby ~ ~ the happy baby plays quickly.” “喜娃娃~~喜娃娃快来玩吖。” „Happy baby ~” “喜娃娃~” Xier has not thought that oneself is so here popular, happy serious. 喜儿没想到自己在这里这么受欢迎,开心的不得了。 Gave the name to be put on the agenda to the son of a bitch. 给狗子起名字被提上了议程。 A life was born, the first matter is to make him well-known. 一个生命诞生了,第一件事就是要让他有名有姓。 The surname has determined, is surnamed Bai, what was the name? Called little white is not definitely good, little white first jumped not to agree. 姓已经确定了,就姓白,但是名字叫什么呢？叫小白肯定不行,小白第一个就跳起来不同意。 Everyone uses the brains together, Xier's first holds up the small hand, said: „Called white and shiny.” 大家一起开动脑筋,喜儿第一个举起小手,说:“叫白花花叭。” The Zhang Tan heart said that that black? Where on? 张叹心说,那黑溜溜呢？上哪里去了？ little white did not agree, stared a Xier saying: „Why didn't call white Xier?” 小白不同意,瞪了一眼喜儿说:“为啥子不叫白喜儿呢？” Xier: „......” 喜儿:“……” „Block you said.” little white asked. “墩子你说说。”小白问道。 The block racks brains, said: „Called the white clouds.” 墩子绞尽脑汁,才说道:“叫白云。” The Zhang Tan heart said that should get a son of a bitch again, if the hair of that son of a bitch certainly black, and gives a name to call the black earth, this can add up to „white clouds black earth”, not only can guard the family, slack farming season time can also speak the crosstalk to the host family, develops the sketch. 张叹心说,那应该再领一条狗子,那条狗子的毛发一定要是黑色的,并且起名叫黑土,这样就能凑成“白云黑土”,不仅能看家护院,农闲的时候还能给主人家讲讲相声,演演小品。 White clouds name was also eliminated, little white looks to Zhang Tan, asking the old man to go into action. 白云这个名字也被淘汰,小白看向张叹,请老汉出马。 The old man said: „What name little does white your oneself think of? You said.” 老汉说:“小白你自己想到什么名字？你说说。” little white humph humph smiles, the dai Chinese zither said: „White two dogs.” 小白嚯嚯笑,嘚瑟地说:“白二狗。” People: „......-” 众人:“……--” Everyone does not agree with this name, really earth falling dregs, cannot be joined to the lovable son of a bitch. 大家都不同意这名字,真土的掉渣呀,配不上可爱的狗子。 Everyone discusses spiritedly, Tan Jiner is also involved, the name that but gives no matter, cannot make everyone satisfy, finally Zhang Tan goes into action, giving a name called, Bai Suzhen. 大家议论纷纷,谭锦儿也加入其中,但是不管谁起的名字,都不能让所有人满意,最后还是张叹出马,给取了一个名字叫,白素贞。 Because he must promote TV Drama this year, is «Lady White Snake Legend», Lady White Snake is not Bai Suzhen. 因为今年他要推出一部电视剧,就是《白娘子传奇》,白娘子不就是白素贞吗。 little white did not agree, because she cannot understand this name to have what good, but one hear of this names on the television, immediately is enthusiastic, agreement. 小白原本是不同意的,因为她听不懂这名字有什么好,但是一听这名字是要上电视的,立即就来了劲,同意了。 „Does Xier feel?” Zhang Tan asked Xier. “喜儿觉得呢？”张叹问喜儿。 Xier has not thought that the adoptive father will also ask her specially, immediately thought the oneself ability, jumped to say the agreement, at once also says must think again, thinks pretentiously, said the agreement, complete agreement. 喜儿没想到干爹还会专门问她,顿时觉得自己能耐了,蹦蹦跳跳说同意,旋即又说要再想想,装模作样地想了想,才又说同意,完全同意。 The adoptive father said that what she agreed. 干爹说什么她都同意。 „Block?” Zhang Tan asked. “墩子呢？”张叹问道。 The block nods gruffly. 墩子憨憨地点点头。 Zhang Tan also asked the opinion of brocade, the brocade agreement, asked the opinion of Teacher Jiang. 张叹又问了锦儿的意见,锦儿同意,问姜老师的意见。 Teacher Jiang said: „Can Bai Suzhen's name offend others white empress?” 姜老师说道:“白素贞的名字会不会冒犯人家白娘娘？” Zhang Tan thinks, felt right that Teacher Jiang considers. 张叹想了想,觉得姜老师考虑的对。 Although Bai Suzhen is the seductress/evil spirit, however in the folklore is positive/direct existence, gives a name to call Bai Suzhen to a son of a bitch, is inappropriate. 白素贞虽然是妖精,但是在民间传说里是一个正面的存在,给一条狗子起名叫白素贞,不妥当。 Zhang Tan other thinks a name again, „, or called white Zhenzhuba, like pearl brilliant.” 张叹另外再想一个名字,“要不就叫白珍珠吧,像珍珠一样光彩夺目。” Good, son of a bitch oneself does not have the decision-making power, from now on will call white Zhenzhu 。 好啦,狗子自己没有决定权,今后就叫白珍珠。 Waited to decide the name, everyone remembered has not inspected the son of a bitch is Duke or female. 等定了名字,大家才想起还没检查狗子到底是公还是母呢。 Is good is very powerful because of the son of a bitch, she is a small bitch. 好在狗子很给力,她就是一条小母狗。 Had the name, must have a nest, with the help of Zhang Tan, little white and Xier and block made a warm kennel to the white pearl young son of a bitch. 有了名字,就要有个窝,在张叹的帮助下,小白和喜儿以及墩子给白珍珠小狗子做了一个暖和的狗窝。 Thus, the son of a bitch settled a family/home finally here, accompanied them to pass this Spring Festival together, after slightly went in vain, remained to accompany Teacher Jiang. 这样,狗子终于在这里安了一个家,陪她们一起度过这个春节,待小白走后,留下来陪伴姜老师。 The kennel small roadside shop the straw and old wool blanket, were very warm, but little white and Xier still worried that the son of a bitch can catch cold in the evening. 狗窝里铺了稻草和旧毛毯,很暖和,但是小白和喜儿依然担心狗子晚上会不会着凉。 In the evening, after everyone returns to the room rest, a gate of bedroom quietly opened, a small form slid from inside. 晚上,当大家都回房休息后,一间卧室的门悄悄打开了,一个小小的身影从里面溜了出来。 She goes to the living room, before arriving at the kennel, squats and son of a bitch plays there, suddenly extends the small hand, hugged the son of a bitch, whispered walks toward the bedroom, entered the room, closed the door, hugs the son of a bitch to get into bed. 她来到客厅,走到狗窝前,蹲在那里和狗子玩耍,忽然伸出小手,把狗子抱了出来,嘀嘀咕咕往卧室走,进了房间,关上门,抱着狗子钻进被窝里。 In the room in next door, Zhang Tan by sitting in the bedhead, on the knee put a notebook, is busy the symbol. 隔壁的房间里,张叹靠坐在床头,膝盖上放了一台笔记本电脑,正忙着码字。 The present time is the evening 9 : 30, in Pujiang, this time also early, even moved started at this time. 现在的时间是晚上9:30,在浦江,这个时间点还早的很呢,甚至很多活动这时候才开始。 However in the countryside, in the evening 9 : 30 is the night, already time of quiet, particularly in the winter, each family cannot close the door, the lights are difficult to see several. 但是在乡下,晚上9:30已经是深夜了,早已夜深人静,尤其是冬天,家家闭户不出,灯火难见几盏。 Zhang Tan cannot fall asleep, is writing «Executes the Immortal» script. 张叹睡不着,正在写《诛仙》剧本。