SAHDA :: Volume #2

#123: Looked again I looked again I eat you


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Has the person the aunt.” “有人呢舅妈。” little white sees Chen Fei ya with Su Lan, raised the small head to say to the horse orchid. 小白看到陈飞雅和苏澜,昂起小脑袋对马兰花说。 The Ma Lan flower-blooming day two big beautiful women smile humbly, cover the small mouth that little white cannot stop, this has anything to shout, when the aunt cannot see blindly. 马兰花朝两位大美女谦卑地笑了笑,捂住小白停不下来的小嘴巴,这有什么嚷嚷的,当舅妈眼瞎看不到吗。 Delivers the staff who they come to make them look for a position to sit down casually, said: Teacher stretch/open told, you are optional, first here the rest meeting, he can come to look for you a while.” 送他们来的工作人员让她们随便找个位置坐下,说:“张老师吩咐了,你们随意,先在这里休息会,等会儿他会过来找你们。” Bai Jianping is depressed did not speak, little white wants to speak is but stopped with the severe look by the aunt, therefore was represented the family of three by the horse orchid, was very earnest with her plastic standard spoken Chinese said very much earnestly: Good good, thank you.” 白建平闷闷的不说话,小白想说话但被舅妈用严厉的眼神制止,所以由马兰花代表一家三口,用她那塑料普通话很认真很认真地说:“好的好的,谢谢你嗷。” The previous self-sensation is good, latter thank you display is abnormal, turned into Sichuan, the horse orchid is somewhat annoying, last night practiced a late standard spoken Chinese, how unable to learn. 前一句自我感觉蛮好,后一句“谢谢你嗷”发挥失常,又变成了川普,马兰花有些懊恼,昨晚练了一晚的普通话,怎么还是学不好呢。 The staff said: You're welcome, you have what need to look for me, I outside.” 工作人员说:“不用谢,你们有什么需要可以找我,我就在外面。” The staff walked, little white found time to rescue own small mouth finally, could not idle, asked the horse orchid: Aunt, which pot is Teacher stretch/open?” 工作人员走了,小白终于抽空救出了自己的小嘴巴,闲不下来,问马兰花:“舅妈,张老师是哪锅?” The horse orchid said: Asked your uncle.” 马兰花说:“问你舅舅。” She comes air/Qi to the ghost appearance that Bai Jianping did not speak especially, at home this fellow called very happy, old and she opposed, but went out becomes gruff, useless man. 她对白建平不吭声的鬼样子特来气,这家伙在家里叫的挺欢,老和她作对,但一出门就成憨憨儿了,没用的男人。 „Is uncle, which pot?” little white asked. “舅舅,是哪锅?”小白问。 Un ~ Bai Jianping seems squatting over the latrine pit at this moment, suppresses such a sound. “嗯~”白建平仿佛此刻正在蹲坑,憋出这么一个音。 little white turned the head to say to the horse orchid: Uncle wants to draw the cake.” 小白转头对马兰花说:“舅舅想拉粑粑。” This saying, Bai Jianping's black face was red immediately. The horse orchid deeply attracts two tones, bears the impulsion of watermelon raised for its edible seeds baby, the complexion was awkward. 这话一出,白建平的黑脸顿时红了。马兰花深吸两口气,忍住打瓜娃子的冲动,脸色尴尬极了。 After all, in this room, not only they three, two big beautiful women, evidently are the big stars. 毕竟,这屋里不只是她们仨,还有两位大美女在,看样子是大明星。 Before the big star said that this words, is coarse. 在大明星面前说这种话,多难听啊。 Like you asked that they urinate, blasphemed. 就像你问她们尿尿吗,都是亵渎。 Chen Fei ya was not being smiled by oneself with Su Lanren, lowers the head, Su Lan also covered the face, she smiled low, could not bear, can only hide. 陈飞雅和苏澜忍着不让自己笑,低下头,苏澜还捂脸了,她笑点低,忍不住,只能藏起来。 This family of three is develops the sketch? Provoked laughter. 这一家三口是来演小品的吗?太逗趣了。 The Su billows and Chen Fei ya pretend that has not paid attention to them, but the ear sets upright, time attention condition. 苏澜和陈飞雅假装没注意他们,但耳朵竖起来,时刻关注现场状况。 Only listens to that eldest sister to warn: Melon baby, you must instigate the words to discuss not, closes your small mouth.” 只听那位大姐在警告:“瓜娃子,你莫要唆话唠,闭上你的小嘴巴。” little white curiosity is exuberant, closely examines hastily: Which pot is Teacher stretch/open?” 小白好奇心旺盛,连忙追问:“张老师是哪锅?” horse orchid gas channel/angrily said: Boss stretch/open, stretch/open Tan, your good basin friend! Good to discuss, closed the mouth, must instigate the words to discuss not.” 马兰花气道:“张老板,张叹,你的好盆友!好唠,闭上嘴巴,莫要唆话唠。” little white closes the mouth well satisfied. 小白心满意足地闭上嘴巴。 Suddenly the gate opened, the staff who just went out go to return, carry one pack of toffee and one bottle of little bear drink, puts in front of little white, said kindly: Teacher stretch/open said that little white likes eating this, gives you to prepare.” 忽然门开了,刚出去的工作人员去而复返,端来一叠奶糖和一瓶小熊饮料,放到小白面前,亲切地说:“张老师说小白喜欢吃这个,给你准备的。” little white looked looked at the toffee and little bear drink, saw the aunt with the big eye close, the mouth tight. 小白瞄了又瞄奶糖和小熊饮料,拿大眼睛看舅妈,嘴巴闭的紧紧的。 Ma Lan spend some head: Ok.” 马兰花点头:“可以。” little white nods, said to the staff: Ok.” 小白点头,也对工作人员说:“可以。” The horse orchid is speechless, melon, listens slightly to speak in vain: Thank you.” 马兰花无语,瓜兮兮,又听小白说:“谢谢你嗷。” You're welcome.” “不用谢。” Chen Fei ya looks at this new three with Su Lan, what situation cannot clarify, is the actor? The appearance seems like not, is the special actor? Probably only then this possibility. 陈飞雅和苏澜看着这新来的三位,摸不清什么情况,也是演员吗?模样看起来不是,难道是特型演员?好像只有这种可能。 Regarding flag holder, is unlikely, because the dragon embroidered costume will not arrange to this lounge, this king fragrant must understand. 至于说跑龙套的,不大可能,因为龙套根本不会安排到这间休息室,这点王馨不可能不懂。 Moreover, how the dragon embroidered costume possibly enjoys the toffee entertainment, even they do not have. 而且,龙套怎么可能享受奶糖招待,连她们都没有。 Before their bodies, only has two bottles of water. 她们身前只有两瓶水。 stretch/open Tan? Heard a moment ago Teacher stretch/open is stretch/open Tan, these three did also obtain a sighing special attendance? Who are they? 张叹?刚才听说张老师就是张叹,这三位还得到张叹的特别照顾吗?她们到底是什么人? Chen Fei ya hears stretch/open Tan the name, thinks the screenwriter stretch/open Tan who Su Lan said that is that stretch/open Tan who she knows, suddenly lacked self-confidence to today's screen test. 陈飞雅听到张叹的名字,想到苏澜说的这位编剧张叹,就是她所知道的那位张叹,突然对今天的试镜没底了。 She knows stretch/open Tan, when her university same dormitory roommate, the best friend, once was stretch/open Tan the girlfriend, the sister and brother love, afterward divided, opened sighs the sea king attribute eruption, she and best friend together bah he, he leg ~ 她认识张叹,她大学时的同宿舍室友,闺蜜,曾经是张叹的女朋友,姐弟恋,后来分了,张叹海王属性爆发,她和闺蜜一起呸过他,he腿~ After growing up, first spitting, is quite crisp. 长大后第一次吐痰,好爽。 ...... …… little white takes up little bear drink, gives the uncle: Uncle you drinks sai, you must get malaria to discuss not, little bear gives you strength, ~ 小白拿起小熊饮料,递给舅舅:“舅舅你喝噻,你莫要打摆子唠,小熊给你力量,嗷呜~” The horse orchid makes little white drink, and pointed out that uncle morality is not one bottle of little bear drink is effective, at least needs to come a car(riage). 马兰花让小白自己喝,并指出舅舅这副德性不是一瓶小熊饮料管用的,至少要来一车。 little white hears word, thinks immediately the uncle was incurable, can only wait for her to grow up the star, money-making money of asked him to drink car(riage) little bear again. 小白闻言,立刻觉得舅舅没救了,只能等她长大成明星了,赚到了钱钱再请他喝一车小熊。 Now, this bottle of little bear must serve her to grow up. 现在,这瓶小熊要伺候她长大。 She closely grips little bear drink in the hand, pushes the toffee to the aunt eats. 她把小熊饮料紧紧攥在手里,把奶糖推给舅妈吃。 The horse orchid asked: Why did not ask that I do drink little bear?” 马兰花问:“为啥子不问我喝不喝小熊?” little white shakes the head, did not ask, asked did not have, she really drinks. 小白摇头,不问,问就没了,她真喝。 The little friend remembers that the aunt deceived her very much clearly in the past few days like this, drinks up her little bear. 小朋友记得很清楚呢,前些天舅妈就是这样骗了她,把她的小熊喝光啦。 That is two days that Ma Lan perianth resigns, the sad horse orchid prompted by little white, arrived at downstairs convenience store to buy two bottles of little bear, said that drinks this to have the strength immediately, like little bear , was very finally tasty, not only the one breath drank up own that bottle, but also snatched little white, the small white class/flow tears of air/Qi. 那是马兰花被辞退的两天,难过的马兰花在小白的怂恿下,到楼下的便利店买了两瓶小熊,说喝了这个立刻就有力量,像小熊一样,嗷呜,结果真的很好喝,不仅一口气把自己的那瓶喝完了,还抢了小白的,气的小白都流眼泪了。 horse orchid waving makes little white vanish from her immediately at present, the melon baby does not have the conscience, asked that the uncle did not ask the aunt, she was not sad, she was air/Qi. 马兰花挥手让小白立刻从她眼前消失,瓜娃子没良心,问舅舅不问舅妈,她不伤心,她就是来气。 little white pastes on the stealth symbol to oneself immediately, copes with little bear drink and toffee wholeheartedly, this difference/two kinds is her most loves, this came the value, Boss stretch/open most understood her heart. 小白立刻给自己贴上隐身符,一心对付小熊饮料和奶糖,这两样是她的最爱,这趟来得值了,张老板最懂她的心。 Bai Jianping remains silent to set out suddenly, was too anxious, he must go to bathroom. 白建平忽然闷声起身,太紧张了,他要去上厕所。 The horse orchid asked that slightly cannot go in vain, little white does not go, she is not anxious, she copes with the big toffee with single-hearted devotion. 马兰花问小白去不去,小白不去,她不紧张,她专心对付大奶糖。 The horse orchid exhorts her to treat here do not wander about aimlessly, then she also went, her anxious serious. 马兰花嘱咐她待在这里不要乱走,然后她也去了,她紧张的不得了。 In lounge ya on remaining little white and Chen Fei, Su Lan. 休息室里就剩下小白和陈飞雅、苏澜。 Chen Fei ya also chatted with Su Lan, the topic was stretch/open Tan. 陈飞雅和苏澜又聊起来,话题是张叹。 little white listens to uncle's name, immediately raises up the small ear, the big eye takes a look at them, suddenly, her vision falls on the Su billows, for a very long time does not leave. 小白一听大叔的名字,立刻竖起小耳朵,大眼睛打量她们,忽然,她的目光落在苏澜身上,久久不离开。 The Su billows are welcoming her vision, blinks. 苏澜迎着她的目光,眨眨眼睛。 little white, visits her to be in a daze dull. 小白呆呆愣愣的,看着她发呆。 Chen Fei ya said with a smile: This young female student also likes the beautiful woman.” 陈飞雅笑道:“这个小女生也喜欢美女。” The Su billows do not have to think oneself will attract a young female student, teased: Sees this little elder sister, is more beautiful.” 苏澜没想到自己会吸引到一个小女生,打趣道:“看这位小姐姐,更美哦。” little white vision shifts to Chen Fei ya on, stopped for 1 second, is not right, 0.8 second, returned to Su Lan, dull, was crazy. 小白的目光转移到陈飞雅身上,停了一秒,啊不对,0.8秒,又回到了苏澜身上,呆呆愣愣的,都痴了。 Chen Fei ya sad, Su Lan does not know whether to laugh or cry. 陈飞雅“伤心”,苏澜哭笑不得。 Suddenly little white whispered. 忽然小白嘀咕了一句。 Chen Fei ya asked: What did she say?” 陈飞雅问:“她说什么?” The Su billows shake the head: Has not heard clearly.” 苏澜摇头:“没听清。” Chen Fei ya asked little white: What did little friend you say a moment ago? The elder sister is quite attractive?” 陈飞雅问小白:“小朋友你刚才说什么?说姐姐好好看吗?” little white shakes the head, said: Female fat friend 小白摇头,说:“女胖友” This heard clearly, Chen Fei ya laughs: Susu, the person the wife and children female student wants you to be the girlfriend, you are really the entire ages killer.” 这回听清了,陈飞雅哈哈大笑:“苏苏,人家小女生想要你做女朋友呢,你真是全年龄段杀手。” The Su billows also find it ridiculous, teases little white: Do not visit me again, looked again my I eat you.” 苏澜也觉得好笑,逗小白:“不要再看我哦,再看我我就把你吃掉。” little white is not summer big, she is Wuhan University. 小白不是夏大的,她是武大的。 She said: „Doesn't female fat friend, you in my main house gate, your claw know little white?” 她说道:“女胖友,你在我家门上呢,你爪子不认识小白吗?” A Su billows face ignorant circle, her what arrived in her main house gate . Moreover, were they very ripe? Yeah, wait/etc! 苏澜一脸懵圈,她什么到她家门上了,而且,她们很熟吗?哎,等等! The Su billows look at carefully little white carefully, thought! Isn't this «Folk drama Bone» in that standing guard little friend?? At that time she with another little friend, the hand front door, the serious small Sir appearance, was really funny. 苏澜仔细端详小白,想起来了!这不是《小戏骨》里那个站岗的小朋友吗??当时她和另一个小朋友,两人把手大门,一本正经的小大人模样,真逗。 Originally is you, folk drama bone!” The Su billows said with a smile. “原来是你,小戏骨!”苏澜笑道。 little white humph humph very smiles: I also know you, you are the female fat friend of Boss stretch/open, humph humph humph.” 小白嚯嚯贼笑:“我也晓得你老,你是张老板的女胖友,嚯嚯嚯。” She also recognized Su Lan, this little elder sister is in her main house gate is pasting that the great treasure sees daily. 她也认出了苏澜,这位小姐姐就是她家门上贴着的那位,大宝天天见。 She said how to look familiar,(), anything cannot escape the big eyes of little darling. 她说怎么这么眼熟呢,(),什么都逃不过小宝宝的大眼睛。 The toffee is not fragrant, little bear drink is not powerful, at present the female fat friend of Boss stretch/open attracts her, the female fat friend who she must seize Boss stretch/open, gives the melon babies in academy to look. 奶糖不香了,小熊饮料不给力了,眼前张老板的女胖友更吸引她,她要捉住张老板的女胖友,交给学园里的瓜娃子们看。 She climbs down the chair, walks toward the Su billows. 她爬下椅子,往苏澜走去。
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