PS: The new week, asked the recommendation ticket, delivered the stick good chicken that the horse the orchid made randomly, ate fart fart to burn sore that. PS:新的一周,求推荐票,随机送马兰花做的棒棒鸡,吃了屁屁儿会辣疼的那种。 „ stretch/open Tan, can the screenwriter make the crying audience seems fierce? “张叹,编剧是不是一定要弄哭观众才显得厉害？ „...... Does not have this view.” “……没这个说法吧。” „Why you must write «Folk drama Bone» is so miserable.” “那你为什么要把《小戏骨》写的那么惨。” „...... It is not I must write miserably, is «Dream of the Red Chamber» was so miserable.” “……不是我要写惨,是《红楼梦》本来就有这么惨。” On WeChat, Su Lan and stretch/open Tanliao. She for thin that in " Folk drama Bone » ending cries crash-bang, is really unbearably angry, asks stretch/open Tan to chat. 微信上,苏澜和张叹聊着。她为《小戏骨》的结尾哭的稀里哗啦,实在气不过,找张叹聊聊。 stretch/open Tan asked: „Hey, did your play shoot?” 张叹问:“喂,你的戏拍完了？” „Has patted.” “早就拍完了。” „What do you then have to arrange?” “那你接下来有什么安排吗？” „Runs the running advertisement, rests, how? Does Teacher stretch/open have the project to recommend to me?” “跑跑广告,休息休息,怎么了？张老师有项目要推荐给我吗？” „Hehe, asks casually.” “呵呵呵,随便问问。” Thinks at heart, can recommend Su Lanjing to develop «Woman 30»? 心里想,是不是可以推荐苏澜竞演《女人三十》？ Bai. 小白家。 „Aunt, good not?” “舅妈,好了不咯？” „Urges anything to urge, urges not, good I to call you.” “催啥子催,莫催,好了我会叫你嗷。” „Boss stretch/open must get off work, your claw also has not well, your claw matter.” “张老板都要下班了嗷,你爪子还莫有好呢,你爪子回事嘛。” „Melon baby, I urged you nicely. Gives you, ate this bowl of chicken soup.” “瓜娃子,我劝你善良嗷。给你,把这碗鸡汤喝了。” „Soup drinks well, the aunt you also drinks sai quickly.” “汤汤好好喝喔,舅妈你也快来喝噻。” The horse orchid is making the stick good chicken, gives to stretch/open Tan, thanked his. 马兰花正在做棒棒鸡,送给张叹,感谢他的。 „little white comes.” “小白过来。” „Claw.” “爪子嘛。” „Puts so many hot pepper enough?” “放这么多辣椒够不够？” „Comes sai again, comes again, a point...... is good to discuss to discuss, does the aunt, your claw put many?” “再来一点噻,再来一点,再一点……好唠好唠,舅妈,你爪子放介么多呢？” „Isn't you make me come again?” “不是你让我再来一点吗？” „I instigate to discuss to discuss, you also put, is you puts discusses.” “我唆好唠好唠,你还放,是你放多唠。” „I! You!” “我！你！” Is depending on the horse orchid former temperament, she will say, you do believe me to give you a hammer! Your melon baby, the ghosts and demons day eye, whiled away the time I. 依着马兰花从前的脾气,她会说,你信不信我给你一锤子！你个瓜娃子,鬼魅日眼,消遣我。 But now, she can only endure, said ill-humoredly: „You instigate, now lang entire?” 但现在嘛,她只能忍着,没好气地说:“那你唆,现在啷个整儿？” „I am the young basin friend, does my child know lang entire? I did not know.” “我是小盆友,我咋子晓得啷个整咧？我不晓得。” horse orchid that violent temper, cannot bear again, gets angry: „That gives the father to crawl!” 马兰花那暴脾气啊,再忍不住,怒道:“那给老子爬开！” little white does not fear her, the pestle before her foot, raised the small head saying: „Your claw ominous? You quite ominous the aunt, Boss stretch/open instigates, we must be friendly to the small basin, cannot give them two earwax. Your claw matter.” 小白并不怕她,杵在她脚边,昂着小脑袋说:“你爪子介么凶呢？你好凶嗷舅妈,张老板唆,我们要对小盆友好好的,不能哐哐给她们两耳屎。你爪子回事嘛。” If stretch/open Tan here, definitely first stood saying that I was not Lu Xun, I have not said this. 张叹要是在这里,肯定第一时间站出来说,我不是鲁迅,我从没说过这样的话。 The horse orchid deep breath, swallows the anger, pinched the fist in secret, is restraining one's anger to ask the melon baby: „You did not say that Boss stretch/open can eat spicily? This is all right?” 马兰花深呼吸,把怒火咽下去,暗中捏了捏拳头,忍着气问瓜娃子:“你不是说张老板很能吃辣吗？这个没事儿吧？” little white stares at the stick good chicken to suppose, felt oneself can eat, then nods: „Boss stretch/open can, I believe his sai.” 小白盯着棒棒鸡估摸,觉得自己可以吃,便点了点头:“张老板可以嗷,我相信他噻。” „That is good, aiya the melon baby, can Boss stretch/open eat spicily?” “那就好,哎呀瓜娃子,张老板这么能吃辣吗？” „That must instigate, affirmative sai. Did your claw call me the melon baby? Your lang thinks?” “那还要唆嘛,肯定的噻。你爪子叫我瓜娃子？你啷个想的嘛？” „Ok, did you eat up the chicken soup? Drank up us to walk.” “行吧,你喝完了鸡汤没？喝完了我们就走咯。” The horse orchid does not meet her words. 马兰花不接她的话。 little white also forgot in an instant. 小白也就转眼忘了。 „Walks walks.” “走咯走咯。” The horse orchid raised the clothing the gift box of stick good chicken, brought slightly to go in vain the academy, saw the little friend at the back of the small book bag, the bosom also held the black and white lesser panda that she was bigger, said: „What lives, what do you hug the lesser panda to live in? Puts down.” 马兰花提着装了棒棒鸡的食盒,带着小白去学园,见小朋友背着小书包,怀里还抱了个比她大的黑白小熊猫,说道:“住啥子嘛,你抱小熊猫住啥子？放下放下。” „This is my lesser panda, I must lead her to go out to play sai.” “这是我的小熊猫,我要带她出去玩噻。” „You do not dislike tired.” “你也不嫌累。” „This is my strong point sai.” “这是我的强项噻。” The little friend is hugging the lesser panda, pushes to the front to go out, does not listen to aunt's words. 小朋友抱着小熊猫,一马当先出门,根本不听舅妈的话。 This lesser panda is buys in the park today. 这个小熊猫是今天在公园里买的。 In the park does not have the lesser panda to look, only then this lesser panda sells, therefore had not seen that the lesser panda shouting aunt deceived her little white to buy, was good to shut her mouth. 公园里没有小熊猫看,只有这种小熊猫卖,于是给没看到小熊猫嚷嚷舅妈骗她的小白买了个,好堵住她的嘴。 The little friend must hold the academy, shows off everywhere. 小朋友要抱着去学园,到处炫耀。 „stretch/open Tan, we called Sister Gao in the evening again, ate meal together.” “张叹,晚上我们再叫上高姐,一起吃个饭。” Before getting off work, opened with along finding stretch/open Tan, wants to eat meal together, makes the friendly contacts, after all must together the operation next project. 下班前,张同顺找到张叹,想一起吃个饭,联络联络感情,毕竟紧接着要一起运作下一个项目。 stretch/open Tan has approximately, the horse orchid contacts him at noon, said that in the evening makes the meal to deliver. 只是,张叹已经有约了,马兰花中午就跟他联系,说晚上做好饭菜送过来。 „Tonight makes, tomorrow, I will invite you and Sister Gao tomorrow.” “今晚有约,明天吧,明天我请你和高姐。” „Tomorrow? Tomorrow will also be good.” “明天？明天也行。” When returns to the academy 6 : 00 pm, the children have not come, little white and her aunt wait for in three buildings. 回到学园时才傍晚 6 点,小朋友们还没来,只有小白和她舅妈在三楼等待。 The lesser panda sits on the stair, like individual. 小熊猫坐在台阶上,像个人。 little white plays the soccer in the corridor, the horse orchid doting parent is protecting the stick good chickens and other two vegetables/dishes, warned little white: „Your melon baby you crawl to me, must play soccer not here, do you want to overturn the stick good chicken are?” 小白则在走廊里踢足球,马兰花护犊子似的护着棒棒鸡和其他两份菜,警告小白:“你个瓜娃子你给我爬开,莫要在这里踢球,你想把棒棒鸡打翻是不是？” Responded her is: „Hou humph humph” 回应她的是:“嚯嚯嚯” Bang ~ 砰~ The soccer flew, the horse orchid had a scare, raising the fist was a thump. 足球飞过来了,马兰花吓一跳,举起拳头就是一捶。 Bang, the soccer ball on the ground, flies, bang, pounds on the horse orchid face. 砰,足球弹在地上,飞起来,又砰的一声,砸在马兰花自己脸上。 The horse orchid tread tread tread retrocedes three steps, a little ignorant circle, shook the head, sees clearly present little white. 马兰花蹬蹬蹬后退三步,有点懵圈,晃了晃脑袋,看清眼前的小白。 little white was shocked, aunt good god. 小白惊呆了,舅妈好神嗷。 „Melon baby, comes, I must teach you fart fart to blossom!” “瓜娃子,过来,我要教你屁屁儿开花！” The melon baby shouts blindly: „Help, do not kill me aunt” 瓜娃子瞎嚷嚷:“救命吖,不要杀我吖舅妈” „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” stretch/open Tan just came. 张叹刚好来了。 little white dashes, finally found the backer. The horse orchid stops the footsteps, swallows the aggressive statement, said with a laugh: „With little white joked, Boss stretch/open, made the stick good chicken to you, you looked” 小白飞奔过来,终于找到靠山了。马兰花停下脚步,咽回狠话,笑呵呵地说:“和小白闹着玩的呢,张老板,给你做了棒棒鸡,你看” The stick good chicken was protected by her well, fragrant. 棒棒鸡被她护的好好的,香喷喷。 „Thanks, thanks, comes to sit quickly. Whose the lesser panda on this stair is? Quite lovable.” “谢谢,谢谢,快进来坐。这台阶上的小熊猫是谁的啊？好可爱。” little white held up the small hand to jump to stumble saying: „My my, four my.” 小白举起小手蹦跶说:“我的我的,四我的。” Three people entered the room, stretch/open Tan the vegetable/dish that sends the horse orchid installs in the bowl, displays the table, asking them to eat together. 三人进了屋,张叹把马兰花送来的菜装在碗里,摆上餐桌,叫她们一起吃。 „Sister Ma, here does not need politely, to sit quickly, I happen to had the matter to tell you.” “马大姐,在我这里不用这么客气,快坐吧,我正好有事跟你说。” The horse orchid then remained, stretch/open Tan prepared three tablewares, sees the stick good chicken, sighed: „It seems like spicy.” 马兰花便留了下来,张叹准备了三份碗筷,看到棒棒鸡,感叹道:“看起来好辣啊。” The horse orchid looks at little white, slightly is showing the whites of the eyes she, said low voice: „I instigate to discuss to discuss.” 马兰花瞄小白,小白瞪着她,小声说:“我就唆好唠好唠叭。” The horse orchid thinks to be flat her fart fart, was she has said obviously came to points to come again, a melon baby not good thing. 马兰花想扁她的屁屁儿,明明是她一直说再来一点再来一点,瓜娃子没一个好东西。 She said: „I heard that Boss stretch/open can eat spicily, should not have the issue.” 她笑着说:“我听说张老板很能吃辣,应该没问题吧。” Can I eat spicily? Suddenly sees the little white eyes chaotic revolutions, flustered, is certainly fishy. Thinks that the horse orchid inquired his channel little white, therefore this saying definitely was slightly speaks in vain, this villain made bad evidently. 我很能吃辣？忽然看到小白眼睛乱转,慌慌张张,一定有鬼。想到马兰花打听他的渠道只有小白,所以这话肯定是小白说的,这小人儿看样子使了坏。 He changed a statement: „Right, I very can eat spicily.” 他改口道:“对,我挺能吃辣的。” This saying said that shortly after he regretted, because the horse orchid has urged him to eat the stick good chicken. 这话说了,没多久他就后悔了,因为马兰花一直催他多吃点棒棒鸡。 The mouth is swollen. 嘴巴又肿了。 Tomorrow affirms buttocks burning hurting. 明天肯定屁股火辣辣的疼。 Actually the young basin friend eats with great interest. 小盆友倒是吃的津津有味。 „What? Makes a movie? I? Not good isn't good, I, I cannot make a movie sai, cracks a joke not sai Boss stretch/open, cracks a joke not, cracks a joke not.” “啥子？拍戏？我？不行不行不行不行不行,我,我拍不了戏噻,莫开玩笑噻张老板,莫开玩笑,莫开玩笑。” The horse orchid must cry, life more than half, has eaten the salt are more than food that some people have, but has not listened to make her make a movie, young time she thought that also has the possibility, after all at that time she pretty like flower, is in the renowned village a flower, but, is only left over a face chicken skin now. 马兰花都要哭了,人生过半,吃过的盐比一些人吃的饭都多,但从没听过有让她拍戏的,年轻的时候她觉得还有可能,毕竟那时候她貌美如花,是远近闻名的村里一朵花,但现在嘛,只剩下一脸鸡皮。 stretch/open Tan puts out the role script, said: „I have not cracked a joke, you look, this is the script, I prepared. You could rest assured that do not have the pressure, the role writes according to you, the true colors play on the line.” 张叹拿出角色剧本,说:“我可没开玩笑,你看,这是剧本,我都准备好了。你放心,不要有心理压力,角色是按照你们写的,本色出演就行。” The horse orchid said with amazement: „little does white also want to act in a play?” 马兰花惊讶道:“小白也要演戏？” „Right, she also wants.” “对,她也要。” „old does white also want?” “老白也要？” „Family of three, is the most important thing is neat.” “一家三口嘛,最重要的是整整齐齐。” „I am not literate.” The horse orchid is very embarrassed. “我不识字嗷。”马兰花很不好意思。 stretch/open Tanleng, looked that to hugging the lesser panda in little white who on the floor sways back and forth, this melon baby is not literate, that can only look to old white. 张叹愣了下,看向抱着小熊猫在地板上打滚的小白,这个瓜娃子也不识字,那就只能给老白看了。 But, horse Lanhua said, old white large character does not know several, the elementary school has not graduated. 可是,马兰花说,老白也大字不识几个,小学没毕业。 Their family is not literate. 他们一家人都不识字。 stretch/open Tan smiles bitterly: „I read to you listen, don't worry , without the lines, patted you sell the fried cake fruit, the life of your family, was very actually simple. Wages, I strive well to you, a volume can receive 2000 dollars probably, altogether 40 volumes, patted you to receive 80,000 dollars.” 张叹苦笑:“那我念给你们听,不用担心,真的,没有台词,就拍一拍你卖煎饼果子,你们一家人的生活,其实很简单的。工资方面,我给你们争取最好的,一集大概能拿到2000块钱,总共有40集,拍完了你们可以拿到8万块钱。” horse orchid shakes, resounds little white singing sound at heart, the horse orchid, the horse orchid, please blossom now...... 马兰花手一抖,心里响起小白的歌声,马兰花,马兰花,请你现在就开花……