Chapter 1163 noisy numb ball!!!( 22 snatch your candy cane in addition for silver pledge) 第1163章闹麻球了！！！(22为白银盟抢你的棒棒糖加更) „About little white di? Is matter that smiles well?” little white is interested asks. “关于小白旳？是一件好好笑的事吗？”小白感兴趣地问道。 Bai Jianping: „It is not funny, is good to hate!” 白建平:“不好笑,好恨！” „lang?” little white asked. “啷个咧？”小白问。 The horse orchid also asked: „What matter?” 马兰花也问:“啥子事？” Bai Jianping said bitterly: „Before you walk, does not let......” 白建平恨恨地说:“你走之前,不是让……” His words have not said, was broken by the horse orchid. 他话没说完,就被马兰花打断了。 The horse orchid is not very happy: „Do I walk? I walk a hammer! Where does father walk goes? Isn't father this well? e has not died!” 马兰花很不高兴道:“我走？我走个锤子！老子走哪里去？老子这不是好好的？莪还没死！” „Slip in speech, slip in speech sai, do not think sai. Is this, nag, before the nag you goes to the shen city......” “口误,口误噻,你不要多想噻。是这样的,老马,在老马你去堔城之前……” The words have not said that was also hit to block the way by the horse orchid: „Nag, the nag, the opens the mouth silent is the nag! Nag hammer!!! Doesn't the nag have the young married woman on magazine attractive is?!......” 话没说完,又被马兰花打断道:“老马,老马,张口闭口就是老马！老马个锤子！！！老马没有杂志上的婆娘好看是不是？！……” One accuses, said Bai Jianping does not dare to speak. 一顿指责,把白建平说的都不敢吭声了。 little white does not dare to speak. 小白也不敢吭声了。 After silent, the dark Riima orchid asked: „What matter? You said!” 沉默了一阵后,黑暗里马兰花问道:“啥子事？你说！” Therefore Bai Jianping said: „Before the orchid you goes to the shen city, you did not shout that little white does come to see me? However! little white forces the melon baby to regard the neglected advice, does not come to see me, occasionally comes to ask the happy baby to play, has a look at me while convenient quite miserably, I ~” 于是白建平说道:“在兰花你去堔城之前,你不是喊小白多来看看我吗？但是！小白勒个瓜娃子当成耳旁风,根本不来看我,偶尔来还是来找喜娃娃玩,顺便看看我,我好惨嗷~” little white listens, immediately is excited, crawled from the bed, loud rebuttal: „I, I, I also help you clean up today, is tired miserable I to discuss!” 小白一听,立即激动起来,从床上爬了起来,大声反驳:“我,我,我今天还帮你打扫卫生咧,累惨我唠！” „You help me today, that is I who calls to ask you to come, bought box of little bear drink you to work...... you to have a look at others happy baby for you, others happy baby had the filial piety......” “你今天来帮我,那是我打电话请你来的勒,给你买了一箱小熊饮料你才干活……你看看人家喜娃娃,人家喜娃娃多有孝心……” Bai Jianping counts good of happy baby, serves as contrast little white is not good, the grinding small milk teeth of small white clouds. 白建平细数喜娃娃的好,衬托小白的不好,把小白气的磨小奶牙。 This has not ended, in the darkness Bai Jianping takes up the cell phone, opens the memorandum, looks that above complained one after another. 这还没完,黑暗中白建平拿起手机,打开记事本,看着上面一条一条告状。 It seems like the accumulated grievances is deep, but usually does not manifest suddenly. 看来是积怨已深,只是平时不发作而已。 „Orchid, I told you again a hateful matter, you have possibly known to discuss, you were magnanimous, disagree/not with little white to haggle over, but I could not endure this tone, I must want the justice for you.” “兰花,我再告诉你一件可恨的事,你可能已经晓得唠,你大度,不和小白计较,但是我忍不下这口气,我一定要为你讨回公道。” Bai Jianping waited for a while, sees the horse orchid not to talk in the darkness, is not discouraged, then said: „1, little white forms cliques, shouted many melon babies, the group any children's choir, sang specially, called any horse orchid children's choir!!! I inquired, a name, was slightly gives for nothing, at that time Zhang Tan asked called anything to be good, everyone you said my one, gave many names of pleasant to hear, a time, little white jumped, said that lang did not call horse Lanhualie, sai of pleasant to hear. As soon as her old man listens, the oneself baby, naturally must support to discuss, used this. You looked, little white this melon baby quite does not have the conscience...... 2,...... 3,...... 4,...... 5,......” 白建平等了一会儿,见马兰花在黑暗中没有搭话,也不气馁,便自顾自地说:“一、小白拉帮结派,喊了好些个瓜娃子,组了一个啥子儿童合唱团,专门唱歌的,叫啥子马兰花儿童合唱团！！！我打听到,勒个名字啊,是小白给起的,当时张叹问叫啥子好咧,大家你一言我一句,起了好多好听的名字,勒个时候,小白就跳出来,说啷个不叫马兰花咧,多好听噻。她老汉一听,自己娃娃嘛,当然要支持唠,就用了这个。你看,小白这个瓜娃子好没良心……二、……三、……四、……五、……” Said one after another, when Bai Jianping talked about fifth, suddenly the head resounded the little white spooky voice: „Uncle, I do not know lang suo you!” 讲完了一条又一条,当白建平讲到第五条时,忽然脑袋边响起小白幽幽的声音:“舅舅,我都不晓得啷个嗦你！” little white suddenly appears in Bai Jianping's bedside, lies in his ear spoke, half dead that he frightened, instinct toward wall pushed! 小白突然出现在白建平的床边,就趴在他耳边说话,把他吓的半死,本能地往墙边挤！ „Does little white your what time crawl?!!” “小白你啥子时候爬上来的？！！” „Do I force arrival way commander Sai?” “我勒个登场方式帅噻？” „Leads a hammer.” “帅个锤子。” „Praised my clam sai.” “夸我一蛤噻。” „Crawls, frightens to be miserable I to discuss.” “爬开,吓惨我唠。” „Why can you be mad me to force?” “那你为啥子要气我勒？” „These are you do not? Mistake that my which strip said?” “这些是你做的不咯？我哪条说的错咯？” „I did not know that lang suo you, the uncle, you provoke anger me not, looked that my how bites you.” “我都不晓得啷个嗦你,舅舅,你莫把我惹急喽,看我咋个咬你。” „Do you threaten me? Threatens your uncle!” “你威胁我？威胁你舅舅！” „Shows empty, is not hurried, I bite your one, will not nip your second.” “表虚,莫慌,我就咬你一口,不会咬你第二口。” „I must thank you oh.” “那我还要谢谢你噢。” „Your thanks Sa.” “你谢撒。” „Your kid a little ominous.” “你娃儿有点凶的哦。” „Looks at my iron first-class honor!” “看我的铁头功！” „Your kid good ominous.” “你娃儿好凶的哦。” „Visits me to puncture your sword!” “看我刺你一剑！” „Your treasure, has salt interesting actually ~” “你硬是宝的,有盐有味勒~” ...... …… Two people noisy, the lower berth horse orchid acted crazy, the anger exclaimed: „Noisy numb ball!!!” 两个人吵吵闹闹中,下铺的马兰花发飙了,怒吼道:“闹麻球了！！！” Bai Jianping does not speak immediately, little white asked him low voice: „What is aunt saying?” 白建平立即不说话了,小白则小声问他:“舅妈在说啥子？” Bai Jianping said low voice: „Makes you should not be noisy, she must beat you to discuss!” 白建平小声说:“让你不要吵啦,她要捶你唠！” „Oh, my wind pulls tightly discusses ~” “噢,我风紧扯唠~” In the darkness, only listened to little white to climb down the bed, toward the oneself small bed, but in the darkness resounded the angry roaring sound of horse orchid at this time: „little white your melon baby you step on to father's hand!!” 黑暗中,只听小白爬下了床铺,往自己的小床去,只是这时候黑暗中又响起了马兰花的怒吼声:“小白你个瓜娃子你踩到老子的手勒！！” „Notch ~ ~ I am not intentional sai, sorry aunt ~” “哦豁~~我不是故意的噻,对不起哦舅妈~” Bai Jianping of upper berth seizes the chance to hit a person when he is down saying: „little white absolutely is intentionally, she is an intentional baby......” 上铺的白建平趁机落井下石道:“小白绝对是故意的,她就是个故意的娃娃……” little white refuted, stood quarrels with Bai Jianping under the bed. 小白反驳,站在床下和白建平吵架。 The head of horse orchid humming sound the sound, this thinks that left the shen city, did not need to take care of little white, she can the peaceful recreation a while , after coming back, here was noisier!!! 马兰花的脑瓜子嗡嗡响,本以为离开了堔城,不用照顾小小白了,她可以安静休养一阵子,没想到,回来后这里更吵！！！ Her head is getting bigger and bigger, more and more greatly, when being driven beyond the limits of forbearance, she deeply inspires, the chest fluctuates fiercely, suppressed angry roaring that the chest erupts forcefully, the finger forces in two ears, closes the eye, calm, the ear does not listen for only...... 她的脑袋越来越大,越来越大,就在忍无可忍时,她深深地吸了一口气,胸膛剧烈起伏,把胸膛爆发出来的怒吼硬生生憋了回去,手指头塞进两只耳朵里,闭上眼睛,平心静气,耳不听为净…… ...... …… Next morning, Sun raises, is sunny, a temperature pleasant day. 第二天一早,太阳升起,又是阳光明媚,温度怡人的一天。 In little building corridor, Xier is riding to lie the lying horse, rides is riding, arrived at Bai Jianping main house gate, sees only the door to shut tightly, but also no one comes out. 小楼的走廊里,喜儿正在骑趴趴马,骑着骑着,又来到了白建平家门口,只见房门紧闭,还没有人出来。 She rides immediately is lying the lying horse to go back to the elder sister to disclose secret information, said that little white and her uncle aunt have not gotten out of bed. 她立即骑着趴趴马回去向姐姐通风报信,说小白和她的舅舅舅妈还没有起床。 She stands near the wall, raised the small head to look at the wall clock on wall, said: „So is late, they have not gotten out of bed, they are the big lazybones!” 她站在墙边,昂着小脑袋看了看墙上的挂钟,说:“都这么晚啦,他们还没有起床,他们都是大懒虫！” She goes into the room, when comes out the mouth holds a paper whistle, another of whistle is the volume, blows, exudes the whistle sound, simultaneously of volume immediately becomes straight, when the whistling sound stops the volume goes back. 她跑到房间里,出来时嘴里含着一个纸哨子,哨子的另一头是卷的,一吹,发出哨子响声,同时卷的那一头立即变直,当哨声停止时又卷回去。 Xier blows while walks toward the room outside, Tan Jiner asked that she does do. 喜儿一边吹一边往屋外走去,谭锦儿问她去干嘛。 „I shouted that little white gets out of bed!” “我去喊小白起床！” „Does not permit!” “不准去！” „I must go.” “我要去。” „Does not permit! Others are sleeping, did you call others to do?!” “不准去！人家在睡觉,你去叫人家干嘛？！” „Solar fathers-in-law are so high, will not have the breakfast they to have an empty stomach.” “太阳公公都这么高啦,再不吃早饭她们会饿肚子的。” „Your how what worries?” “你怎么什么都操心？” „The bird that hiahia gets up early has the insect to eat, they must unable to eat the insect.” “hiahia早起的小鸟有虫子吃,她们要吃不到虫子啦。” „I am lead you to go out to play.” “我还是带你出去玩吧。” „I do not go ~” “我才不去~” At this time, another Bai some people had awaked, is Bai Jianping. He has the yawn, while took up the cell phone to look, when saw the time aimed 8 : 30, has a scare, immediately from the bed, wore the shoes to wash the face to clean the teeth hurriedly. 这时候,另一头的小白家已经有人醒了,是白建平。他一边打哈欠,一边拿起手机看了看,当看到时间指向八点半时,吓了一大跳,立即风风火火从床上下来,穿上鞋子去洗脸刷牙。 He must go to work today, was about to be late. 他今天要上班,快迟到了。 He quarrelled, the horse orchid and little white also awoke. 他一吵,马兰花和小白也醒了。 The horse orchid thought that oneself has not had a good sleep, the whole body is sore, gets sleepy. 马兰花觉得自己没有睡好,浑身酸疼,犯困。 Last night another two people quarrelled midnight to be quiet, did not have the sleepiness that she was mad. 昨晚另外两个人吵到半夜才消停,把她气的没了睡意。 After she gets out of bed, sees little white still to hate to get out of bed, raised little white quilt, whips the small cheek and fart fart. 她起床后,见小白还在赖床,就把小白的被子掀了,拍打小脸蛋和屁屁儿。 „Awakes, awakes, do not rest! Get out of bed! Last night was so energetic, now faded?” “醒醒,醒醒,不要睡了！起床！昨晚那么精神,现在蔫了？” The horse orchid must retaliate little white, gives up any idea to have a long lazy sleep! 马兰花要报复小白,休想睡懒觉！ little white tossed about awoke thoroughly, was towed to clean the teeth to wash the face by the horse orchid blurry. 小白被折腾的彻底醒了,迷迷糊糊地被马兰花拖去刷牙洗脸。 The horse orchid takes a look at little white in mirror, expressed admiration, looked right and left, on looked to look, pinches here, pinched there, sighed: „Before your black baby, now how changes such white!” 马兰花打量镜子里的小白,啧啧称奇,左看右看,上看下看,捏捏这里,掐掐那里,感叹道:“你个以前的黑娃娃,现在咋个变的这么白了勒！” Sought the subscription 求订阅